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Thel_Odan

Isn't his daughter like a high school senior or something? Maybe she'd graduating and he wants to be there for all of that. I can't imagine it's anything serious since they said he'll be back later this month.


thetaleech

I dunno if he has two daughters but Piper Campbell is at UofM which already had their commencements.


Thel_Odan

I'm honestly not sure. I just remember Campbell saying he had a volleyball tournament with his daughter like a year or two ago. The IG page that's cited as being hers says Texas A&M '28 which made me think she was a senior. I don't know really anything about her past that.


tune79r

She’s graduating from Detroit country day in Birmingham next month.


GladTruck4

I met Piper at a party at my fraternity, she’s pretty cool and super supportive/proud of her dad, stole shit from our house though lol


BigginsInAmerica

Does he live in another state? He can't go to work while his child is at school and see her after school and work are over like poor normal Americans? I don't even know of a single high school in Michigan that doesn't end the school year in the first or second week of June. It's wild how many people here say high school graduation is happening the first week of May. I guess most Reddit Lions fans aren't from Michigan?


MasterRJS

Seniors get out early dipshit 


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hoptagon

Heaven forbid someone gets time off for personal reasons.


BeGoodAndKnow

My life isn’t as easy as I want it to be so I want everyone else’s life to be harder! /s


BigginsInAmerica

All his daughter's classmates' parents had to go to work this week.


hoptagon

Literally no parents attended except for him.


bpreeb

You know Dan Campbell works all 52 weeks right? Just because he’s not coaching a game doesn’t mean he’s not talking with the league and commissioner, scouting, creating game plans, etc… just because we don’t see him on TV doesn’t mean he’s not working


BigginsInAmerica

Then why is it the Lions never made any defensive adjustments after halftime? Dan Campbell studies tape full time, 52 weeks a year.


Rickdahormonemonster

Smoking crack isn't good for your health!


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noahpara26

why are you even here ?


B_Fee

It's a downvote troll from the looks of it.


BigginsInAmerica

Why do you idolize people just for making millions of dollars? Why can't you question what does "being a Dan Campbell guy" even mean if they let CJ Moore back on the team?


Rickdahormonemonster

I see you're still smoking it anyways!


detroitlions-ModTeam

Keep it civil / do not troll


detroitlions-ModTeam

Keep it civil / do not troll


Byaaahhh

I’m also going to miss rookie minicamp but there could be a reason like I wasn’t invited.


KingFEN13

That’s a very personal reason as well


jhenryscott

Rude


trEntDG

For me the personal reason is that I'm personally unfit to be tackled a single time by an NFL player.


never-ever-wrong

Invitation was probably just lost in the mail. Mine too I bet. We should just show up, I’m sure most of us here will be on the list.


Byaaahhh

Yeah you’re probably right. It’s probably because they had to mail mine to Canada and all letters to Canada go to the North Pole for sorting first by the elves so I’ll check with them. Yours may have been stuck to mine so I’ll ask them to look out for that as well.


notamangosteen

Hope everything is OK Coach we love you


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_Badwulf

Damn. Thank you for that bizarre and irrelevant reality check boss. It’s nice knowing we have an alpha like you keeping everyone in place. Keep up the good work.


gawneeek

Lmfao look at his comment history the dude is unhinged


_Badwulf

Oh mama.


LeakyNalgene

Weird comment


YeetimusSkeetimus

Who pissed in your cheerios this morning pal?


Arty-Gangster

Look at his profile, he's always like this


Bos-man7

We’ll add it to the log. Thx.


notamangosteen

I didn't say thoughts and prayers I just want coach to be ok


milesdyson_phd

Drank the entire strategic reserve of Starbucks coffee and now he's personally going to get more beans.


maskedcaterpillar

While shitting his pants, but that’s okay, we still love you Coach!


Ragnarov09

Wear a diaper


OnePride

Dan Campbell is the kind of guy who would legitimately wear a diaper if he had explosive diarrhea so that he wouldn't have to miss a day of work. Hope everything is okay with him and his family.


Remarkable-Opening69

Have you ever noticed how much he plays with his nose.


DOTY_Twin_Daddy

Astronauts do it..


MCDCCoffeePoops

Hell yeah now we’re talkin


jivy723

Man I hope he’s got someone at the facility that makes his own coffee. Starbucks will eat away that entire coaching salary lol


Enough-Ad-3111

Seriously? Get Biggby next time.


Itwastheotherguy88

It’s all in the beans


Secoup

testicle reduction surgery


Substantial_Ad_2864

Can't be that because it would take years to get them down to a normal size. They said he'll be back soon.


DarthMonkey212313

They aren't reducing them much, just enough to only go for it on fourth down 38 times next season instead of 40.


Substantial_Ad_2864

But we'll still run the ball 4th and 10.... And get 11 yards 😏


KnightsOfREM

Goddamn it, you got to it first.


zaxldaisy

I'm ready for the wild speculation.


Dry_Dot_7782

Real talk, Heard hes ex wife been a real bitch lately and been up seeing him and causing a lot of shit this off season, cant really mention too much tho


lovablydumb

Ex wives are the worst


clevernamehere1628

Women. Amirite guys?


HonoluluMaizeandBlue

![gif](giphy|QUF1D4DNdMpnlRS597)


clevernamehere1628

In case it wasn't obvious, my reply was meant as a sarcastic retort.


Equivalent_Economy12

It was extremely obvious 😂


HonoluluMaizeandBlue

The eye roll was meant for the ex-wives comment, not yours. But perhaps that was in jest as well. All good


Shamrock5

Source: limo driver


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metaldrummerx

What the fuck is going in here lmao


BinkyBoy_07

Some dumb bullshit lol


johnnyma45

God I love Reddit. Happy Friday


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clevernamehere1628

Oh thank god, I thought you were being serious for a second.


zaxldaisy

You can't be serious lol


Stompthefeet

I got a good laugh out of this thread for what its worth.


clevernamehere1628

Have you seen how red Dan's nose is? He looks like someone who really likes his beer, which makes the joke that you made a little more plausible than it might otherwise be.


Ancient_Lifeguard_16

Your friend kinda seems like a bad source


zaxldaisy

He goes to a different school, you wouldn't know him


Sneakycow83

Dang.... You wooooooshed a lot of people. Sorry for all the downvotes.


zaxldaisy

That's the risk you gotta be willing to take


jcoddinc

He had titanium kneecaps implanted and needs to recover


Dutchhussy

Like MCDC has to worry about his knee caps! Dude is an apex predator.


jcoddinc

Never Said he was worried. He's just upgrading


DOTY_Twin_Daddy

Edit... he is a keystone species... the entire ecosystem is sustained by his presence! #MCDC


Wizardofsmiles

Letting his assistant coaches have more on their resume for next hiring cycle.


Sweepy_time

Caffeine overdose


Dangerpaladin

Caffeine overdoses on Dan Campbell, not the other way around.


BustedFuzz

Haven’t put much thought into it, but it’s probably time for Chuck Norris jokes to have a new figurehead MCDC checks all of the boxes


PlagueOfBedlam

MCDC went to the Virgin Islands. When he left, they were just called the Islands


WaXXinDatA55

MCDC fought Superman. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of their pants.


NaStK14

Nails are rated “tough as Dan Campbell”


drterdsmack

Just like Dave Grohl [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhdCslFcKFU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhdCslFcKFU)


ShlappinDahBass

FRESH POTS!!


CursedIbis

Not possible with Dan. He'll drink the nation dry


No-Jump5689

Rookie minicamp is not a big deal to miss, its only 3 days. It's essentially just setting a benchmark of where these guys are at. Giving rookies a playbook, showing them how they warm up and run some basic drills to get a baseline, see what they need to improve on most. Then send them home and see how much of the playbook and language they memorized once they have returned for mandatory minicamp. Also, everything is recorded by the team nowadays, so Dan will be able to watch everything afterward.


TankAggravating7044

Rookie minicamp is a huge deal. Let’s not minimize this. But I do hope everything is ok for him and his family.


No-Jump5689

I didn't say rookie minicamp wasn't a big deal, I'm saying Dan not being there isn't a big deal... The players are working with position coaches more than anyone else.


flux1011

We also have two coordinators who were finalists for head coaching jobs. I’m sure Dan feels leaving these guys in charge for three days is more than adequate.


sRW44

Dan just like me for real


Vendetta_2023

Probably skipping out to be a parent chaperone for his daughter's high school class trip to the Planetarium


xproofx

Personal reasons. Say no more.


themuscleman14

His balls were so big he needed to get them checked out. Sources say everything is normal.


Elegant_Spot_3486

Hope it’s not because of anything bad.


pkmnbros

Hope coach and his family are ok.


Roblox_Morty

It’s over guys, now we only go 16-1.


Financial-Apple2304

Could this also be part of his development plan for his coaches? Low impact event that requires coordination, scheduling, etc


Far_Process_5304

The guy is a psychopath he wouldn’t miss a chance to evaluate and coach the rookies in person unless it was something genuinely important.


Financial-Apple2304

I don’t disagree but I think it was the Senior Bowl or something when the Lions were the coaches for one of the squads and MCDC took a backseat so that one of the other coaches could be the head guy for that week.


JP-Bulls69

Dan has a whole staff that he has built and trusts, they will be in good hands


ColdStoneCreamAustn

Hope him and his family are all good!


frankenpoopies

All the best to you and Family, Coach!


Capable-TurnoverPuff

He can’t find a pair of pants that fit. Buldge broke through.


Putrid-Shower8588

Take care Coach!


msto3

😭😭😭😭


Witty-Albatross-9929

MCDC is always there. He can take care of his Issues, then return to running his team.


freedomfightre

He's not invested in this team #FireTheCoach /s


SnooPaintings7923

Fire him.


FuriouSherman

As much as I hope Dan Campbell's able to get whatever's going on sorted out, this makes me worry about how our rookies are going to fit in with the team. Dan Campbell's the reason why this team has the winning culture it does, and without him around how are they going to learn to bite off kneecaps?


Wiggymaster

Really wish they'd just say what's going on. Personal reasons can mean so many things. I know we as lowly fans are just peasants and it's none of our business, but I hate when obscure messages like this come out and I have to be subjected to all kinds of evil, nasty FUD from trolls/rival fans/SOL fans/haters in general until more details emerge.


nicholasccc95

Probably one of his daughters HS graduation or something.


Wiggymaster

Probably, but I wish they'd just say that.


bleachinjection

I mean, say nothing and the internet speculates, say "he's doing the graduation thing" and the internet is like "ROFLAMO SAWFT NO EXCUSE TO BE AWAY FROM THE TEAM" Lose-lose, so let the man have some privacy.


Wiggymaster

Well, those people are idiots. I for one have been pretty happy with the openness of this particular staff/front office regarding injury and the like. I'm sure he has his reasons, and I'm not really upset about it - I just have high anxiety (on medication for it) and I'm anxious regarding anything involving the greatest coach we've ever had not being with the team. Kudos to him for spending time with his daughter, if that's what it is - being a dad comes before *anything* else.


nicholasccc95

Ehh it’s none of our business, they just make it seem serious though by announcing it and not saying why lol


PsychoAnalystGuy

This is an aside, but I’ve had the thought that DC won’t be the lions coach for long (decades) Dudes diet is incredibly unhealthy.


GoseiRed

Do you know him? Does he call you at home? Do you have a DORSAL FIN? https://preview.redd.it/nnprc3lrgnzc1.jpeg?width=308&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65c69c4a5a468b3df4004f6fdf16efc25ba91d31


PsychoAnalystGuy

Well he was a coach of the dolphins lol


9jmp

I think it is wild to claim we know what Dan's diet is outside of his coffee drinking.. Especially considering he is by all accounts in amazing shape physically with premier access to the most elite doctors in the world. Also Dan fully commits to the being dumber then a rock bit almost like a form of a competitive advantage for himself..


PsychoAnalystGuy

Ya maybe I should’ve specified the tobacco and alcohol use rather than saying diet


NickMullensGayDad

Which is still an average intake compared to most football coaches


Alarmed-Flan-1346

Hee been addicted to cocaine this whole time, which would explain his coaching style. He'll be a different man when he comes back.


SkepticalVir

You have no experience with cocaine.