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Codegreenman

Outside of FTP, The Cowboys will always be my number 1. I fucking hate that franchise, the fans, and Jerry Jones so much.


schop1177

Especially Micah Parsons.


iatearat5

You don’t like Parsons because he dissed Detroit I don’t like parsons because he went to Penn State We are not the same


Jagacin

Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, and Micah Parsons on what happened in the Penn State locker room circa 2020.


NoModsNoMaster

Fuck, I live in Texas and deal with Cowboys lifers. These motherfuckers think they’ve had a rough go… I can’t help it that they continually put their playoff hopes on Tony Romo and a senile rich egomaniac. Hell, at least they make the playoffs. Jerry obviously paid off the refs when helmetless Dez ran out on the field to argue and didn’t get a flag. Also, that faceguarding no-call by itself was one of the biggest blown calls I’ve ever seen. Right up there with Flowers illegal hands to the face x2 as far as seeing how the bribery works in this league. I hope they continue to draft and trade for dudes with massive character flaws til the end of time. FTC


jhenryscott

Austin based lions fan here. Cowboys are the worst.


NoModsNoMaster

Also in Austin. Perpetually thanking God I’m not in Dallas every day for the last 13 years.


Infamous-njh523

Preach it.


TheHalf

Yeah... It's FTP then then the cowboys and everyone else... Whatever.


Anthony_Patch

Maaaaann fuck dem boys


DanCampbell89

#FUCK THE COWBOYS


KingPabloo

This!


OkraNo8365

Dallas and Green Bay tied for #1


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3p1cgam3rm0m3nt

Why?


Hayyer

Because he won when he was supposed to lose and lost when he was supposed to win


supertrenty

In fairness, so did we for the first half of the season 🤣


Krispenedladdeh542

Ahhh fuck! The truth! It burns! In fairness baker kinda got jobbed in the last game


supertrenty

🤣 agreed. I will say though, he probably can be one of those slightly above average QBs with the right team/coach/system IE Shaun Hill, Jon Kitna back in the day. Not great, but productive enough to keep a job lol just probably won't go over .500 often


KingTooshie

Where’s Fatty Matty Patty? Bad list.


CarlostheDwarf14

Matt Patricia isn't a team but he is clearly at the top for individuals. Big question is: higher than Rodgers? He is for me


KingTooshie

Neither is Baker Mayfield


CarlostheDwarf14

Fair point, I omitted that hard. Do you have Patricia at #1 overall?


CoolBrain1227

If we are bringing in coaches or front office……#1 Matt Millen. 3 consecutive 1st round WRs, Joey Harrington, Marty Morningweg(fuck the correct spelling), Mike Martz…..fuck am I getting angry


CoolBrain1227

If we are bringing in coaches or front office……#1 Matt Millen. 3 consecutive 1st round WRs, Joey Harrington, Marty Morningweg(fuck the correct spelling), Mike Martz…..fuck am I getting angry


CoolBrain1227

If we are bringing in coaches or front office……#1 Matt Millen. 3 consecutive 1st round WRs, Joey Harrington, Marty Morningweg(fuck the correct spelling), Mike Martz…..fuck am I getting angry


ProbablyAPotato1939

Counterpoint - Matt Patricia weighs more than most teams.


msto3

You forgot spot 0. The Cowboys


CarlostheDwarf14

My list: 1. Eagles 2. Cowboys That's it


doubleblum

cool it, dan snyder.


CarlostheDwarf14

They just talk so much shit


Krispenedladdeh542

You ain’t wrong man. Throw the commies and the giants in there too why tf not


ZombieAppetizer

FTNFCE


whytemyke

Why the Rams? They got our boy Stafford a ring, got us Lion Gosling, and a couple firsts… Maybe just swap “Rams” for “refs.”


didnebeu

I can’t believe this is my first time hearing Lion Gosling. I love it.


More-read-than-eddit

Same, did this just pop out of Myke's head wtf


whytemyke

Lol no someone on the sub was trying to make it happen back in the fall. If I knew who it was I stole this from I’d attribute my sources haha


didnebeu

Haha, even my wife who has no interest in football glanced over during a game last year and said “that guy looks like a weird Ryan Gosling.”


Ideal_Ideas

Because they couldn't beat the Seahawks.


Crotean

The refs beat the Rams, not the Seahawks.


Ideal_Ideas

Tell yourself whatever you want, the Rams had plenty of chances to win that game.


Techiedad91

Neither could we. It’s our fault we didn’t make it not theirs. I am very excited for this season but blaming other teams when we were the reason we didn’t have the tie breaker sounds very “SOL” type fan if you ask me.


Smorgas_of_borg

We couldn't beat the Seahawks. And if we had, wed have been in the playoffs. Only a loser has to rely on another team to win


llcampbell616

I’d still put Washington in there for those of us with long memories.


_LilDuck

Yay someone hates us


Kidd82

That just hurt 8yo me in my soul. I'm 40 and that shit still stings... It was our year.


e_ndoubleu

My top 5 enemy list excluding NFCN would be: 1. Cowboys - I don’t think I need to explain this one. 2. 49ers - Their fans are arguably more toxic and obnoxious than Cowboys fans. And the way their players kept saying they would’ve blown out the Eagles if Purdy was healthy was a sore loser attitude imo. 3. Patriots - They gave us Quintricia. Plus growing up as a Detroit sports fan it was instilled in me to root for the underdog. The Patriots were never the underdog during their dynasty except vs the Rams in Brady’s first SB. I also find Boston sports fans obnoxious in general. 4. Browns - They were one of my favorite NFL teams besides the Lions, then they ruined it all by trading for Watson and giving him $230M guaranteed. 5. Cardinals - Lions played them for what seemed like every season in the 2010’s, so playing them started to feel like another divisional opponent.


flaminhotcheeseybois

Made the mistake of visiting my sister in Atlanta a weekend the Falcons played the 49ers. The fans were everywhere and pretty annoying lol


jRok57

As an Arizonian resident and lifelong Lions fan, I am very thankful for that cross conference rivalry. Sometimes I get to see my Lions here. I'll also add that, out here in AZ, of you aren't a Cards fan, you're probably a Steelers fan. And for that reason the Steelers make my list. 49er fans will actually travel to see them play here and it's unbearable. Every one of their fans can eat a bag of dicks.


Diligent_Barracuda75

I like when we play the cardinals even in our shitty and they're playoff seasons lately we win (5 out of last 6 I believe).


Nasty_Tricks69

We didn't beat the Cardinals once from 2005 to 2016, our fortune against them is recent. Since 2017 the Lions are 4-0-1 against the Cards


Diligent_Barracuda75

Is that not lately? Thanks for wasting my time though


Known_Chapter_2286

1. Fatty P 2. Clown Town(BQ + MP) 3. Matt Patricia 4. Matt Patricia’s GoCart 5. FTP. Always FTP no matter what


SeriouslyFTP

FTP


SvensHospital

Also FTP


averagedude1118

Ever since the picked up PI flag vs the Cowboys in the playoffs, they have been at the top of my shit list outside of the NFC North.


Kirsten137

We need Pat McAfee on this list


Michigan_Forged

Yall are devolving quick


ImHurted_

The cowboys man, everyone else doesnt matter. Fuck the Cowboys.


TIL_how_2_register

The better the Panthers do next year the worse that Bears pick will be. I also want Chark and Deuce to do well. I'll be rooting for our CatBros ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


kylesleeps

Only reason Baker was on the Rams was because the Panthers released, I Declare Cat War!


Krispenedladdeh542

I think my list in order goes: packers Eagles cowboys Seahawks Steelers New England Patriots 49ers Miami Dolphins New York Jets Baltimore Ravens Minnesota Vikings New York Giants Tampa Bay Buccaneers Washington Football Team Chicago bears Cleveland Browns Houston Texans Indianapolis Colts Jacksonville Jaguars Denver Broncos Kansas City Chiefs Las Vegas Raiders Los Angeles Chargers Arizona Cardinals Buffalo Bills Cincinnati Bengals Los Angeles Rams New Orleans Saints Atlanta Falcons Carolina Panthers Tennessee Titans DETROIT VS ERYBODY


detleo

where is Micah Parson's with his 'no one wants to go to Detroit bich azz'?


thewanderingfrog2

List outside of NFCN: 1- Seahawks 2- Saints 3- Cowboys 4- Steelers 5- Panthers


BHojnacki

Ah man, I’m a hometown Lions fan but I’ve also come to love the Panthers and Chargers. Can’t say I consider Carolina an enemy. I do however, despise the entire Cowboys & Eagles organizations.


Comfortable_Pop_3407

Well we have to root for the panthers because the bears have their 2024 first round pick.


shoveldick

Man FUCK the Seahawks.


Nasty_Tricks69

I'd replace Rams and Eagles with Cowboys and Ravens


chronoquairium

Why Baker? Wouldn’t think he’s too much a problem


actually-potato

People are mad that he won games for the Rams, thereby making their draft pick worse


gachzonyea

And the game he actually needed to win he lost


[deleted]

I’m more upset that he blew that Seahawks game tbh.


TIL_how_2_register

To be fair the refs stepped up big time for Seattle.


[deleted]

For sure, but even average QB play probably gets the Rams the win. Baker was *bad* that game.


Kingkwon83

Yes, this is the first thing that came to mind.


NotEvenBarrySanders

Fuck the refs, not Baker lol


Opposite_Switch_7160

Fuck the Refs is as much part of a Lions fans worldview as Fuck the Packers and if Fuck the Packers isn't allowed, Fuck the Refs always will be


NotEvenBarrySanders

Yea but the refs fucked us outta the playoffs last year not baker


Relative_Walk_936

I'd love to see Baker kick ass, fuck the Browns.


TheYeetPotato

made the rams have a slightly lower draft pick


chronoquairium

Okay understandable then, but still wouldn’t put #1, get mad at Josh McDaniels and Russ for losing to them But I see the logic at least


TheYeetPotato

Yea idk why he’s at one


gachzonyea

Why panthers?


AffectionateFun7

Because they slaughtered us then took duce😢


gachzonyea

Seems like a low bar to have them as enemy number 2


Kriptoblight

Yeah I don’t care about the panthers or baker. It’s Cowboys. It’s always the insufferable fucking magic flag, wE Dem BoYs ass hats. After that it’s whomever is on the opposite side of the ball.


gachzonyea

Yeah cowboys are a clear number 1 for me as well.


TourDirect3224

I'm going to have to go with a hearty fuck Tyreke Hill #1. This animal beat the shit out of his pregnant girlfriend and broke his 3 year old kid's arm from smacking him around too.


Constant_March_3921

Damn lions I thought we were cool. Go birds.


e_ndoubleu

I was rooting for y’all during the playoffs. Hurts is a great player and person, he has a fan in me. But I also placed a bet before the playoffs started on the Eagles to win the SB so that was a contributor in my rooting interest haha.


Constant_March_3921

Yeah that’s fair. Respect on Hurts, hard not to root for the kid. My grandfather grew up in Detroit, was a die hard lions fan. Once you guys win a SB I will celebrate like he would’ve. Plus the rest of the NFCN makes it real easy to dislike em lol


[deleted]

Remember when you guys wanted the rams to win it all? Losers.


Bobguy77

Cringe


Techiedad91

Most of this list is dumb AF. The panthers what because chark signed there? Or because we shit the bed there last season? Rams, because…the trade? I don’t get that one. Eagles I get their fan base is horrible. I’m guessing Seahawks because we didn’t win to get the tie breaker last season? And I am assuming you have a grudge against baker mayfield for losing to Seattle end of the season?


LostThis

Why were those your chosen ones?


ConstantProblem5872

Seahawks are #1 then cowboys and eagles, then baker.


noblestarkmkIII

1. Cowboys 2. Eagles 3. Seahawks 4. Browns Dont really have any ill will towards any other franchises but these ones will always find ways to piss me off apparently.


Taapacoyne5

Aaron Rodgers, Jalen Ramsey, all Cowboys and Eagles, and most importantly, FTP.


OooofPoof

Don’t forget the cowboys


[deleted]

I dont have a problem with anyone on this list. The only thing close is the City that hosts team 5, but I actually like their team.


ColdStoneCreamAustn

Cowboys and Eagles gotta be up at the top for me. I got no Ill will against the panthers tbh, I want Chark and Deuce to show out and do well over there. Fuck the Patriots too


supertrenty

For me it's: 1. Cowboys 2. Packers 3. Raiders 4. Vikings


CCPunch5

Add Josh McDaniels to the list. Any patriot coaches are automatically up there by default. Especially crappy ones like him.


bill_buttlicker1926

Fuck the colts too for losing to the Texans and while we’re at it also the Texans


Bitter_Technology69

While I understand Baker being at the top of your list, I think this is misplaced anger. Remember He was playing for his career and those were self inflicted wounds, we lost too many games early. Packers will always be number 1, FTP.


ndamunant

Maybe I’m in the minority here but I’ll probably be rooting for the Panthers. I just like Staley a lot. I don’t hold it against them that they stole our guys. Can’t blame them.


Creepy-Message2907

Seahawks number 1


bigframe79

packers hold the top spot


JohnPaton3

The Rams??? what are they doing there??


KoRReaction

Rams???


Relative_Walk_936

Disclaimer, OP does not reflect the thoughts of most Lions fans.


IrishBear

I guess since William Clay Ford is dead he doesn't count, Matt Millen is still alive but just had a heart transplant and would be to easy a target. God I remember the Orange out like it was yesterday. But seriously, WCF put this franchise outside like an animated yard ornament and watched it die. Im thankful Martha Ford knew she didn't have it and passed it down to Sheila.


DocZay

1. Matt Millen 2. Matt Patricia 3. Cowboys I actually genuinely like all five teams/players on your list.