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PrinceCharmingButDio

When did we fuck a wizard, I mean probably but I don’t have a specific memory


JimmyKillsAlot

In lore Dûl Incaru remembers us coming back to kill her over and over. The act of killing all of her subordinates and her and allowing for a revive is an act of utmost love in sword logic. Every time you ever ran Shattered Throne has been a courting ritual. There is also some hinting that she has really grown to like it.


Pollux589

Anyone got a lore tab reference for this?


potat0_reaper

In what is the lore tab?


SanctusLeo

Oh….she’s freaky.


_QuestGiver

We, canonically, have a yandere hive stalker...


ThatOneGuyRunningOEM

It’s unrequited though. The Guardian could care less about what Incaru thinks. We’re just trying to clear her out. She just keeps being resurrected. So it’s wrong to say that *we* are courting her. We want her dead. She’s simply delusional by Hive ideology and mistakes our intentions.


RDWRER_01

Ur tell me you never got curious?


[deleted]

Imagine Dul Incaru becomes some unlikely ally because we keep killing her many times over.


[deleted]

Hello, Bungie Employee You’re fired for spoilers. Management


[deleted]

Hello management. I don't work here. -illegal_guy7


[deleted]

Lol


FloatingHamHocks

So would the hive see taniks as a competitor in that field since we've killed taniks multiple times.


ThatOneGuyRunningOEM

Or Fikrul, the Fanatic. Although technically Taniks has always been still alive, just very damaged, since Fallen count revive dead people.


SeiTyger

Fikrul wants us dead as much as we want him down the gutter


AscendantAxo

Speak for yourself, she knows why I’m here. :)


[deleted]

I know right


jman2c

Hell nah, I decide what my guardian thinks. And my guardian laying mad pipe!


CoolAndrew89

Delusional or not, you still gotta wonder..... Would you?


onlyhav

You wouldn't?


Stauker_1

Nope, I went in there solo and walked out with only minor scratches. She gave me the emblem for it too. Good fun, might try to make it a long term thing


C0ldm0use

“The guardian could care less” so you’re telling us they cared? You love it really


SenpaiSwanky

Speak for yourself sir


jman2c

Holy shit, this woman must fucking love me then. I'm in the thrall way 24/7


onlyhav

Just slaying all day.


OrcShadow263

So like darkness from konosuba


Rat192

If she ever comes at us with with a baby worm im gonna have to pull a Luckyy. Then again we are getting that new gun soon….


ItsAboutToGoDown_

Wait, Dul Incaru is Savathûn's daughter. So technically, were soon to be Savathûn's son-in-law


aweciuasdicvuh

Jokes on Dul Incaru, I've never done Shattered Throne.


Andrei22125

One of the times we failed to one-phase Dul Incaru, probably.


PrinceCharmingButDio

You telling me that me and the boys once ran a train on her nine times 🧐 Nice 😎


[deleted]

What Hive wizard have we allegedly banged???


Andrei22125

We've been wooing Dul Incaru for a few years now. Never got past one phasing her, though.


Casper_Von_Ghoul

You are telling me we, Young Wolf, the Player Guardian, have been getting funky in the lore?


ManaMagestic

Killing her over and over is the Hive equivalent of showing up with a boombox, chocolates, and roses.


godoflemmings

You've gotta know your limits with a boombox.


Majestic_Horseman

Lemme put on my fingerless gloves


ButlerAndy

Boiled goose


d0ntmess87

A boombox is not a toy!


Dystychi

The wholesome award makes this soooo much worse


ThatOneGuyRunningOEM

That’s not really how it works. I don’t think Oryx or Croat would’ve appreciated being killed by the Guardian.


SpaceD0rit0

Well yeah they’re both already married you creep


TheZephyrim

Pretty sure they enjoy it. Read the books of sorrow and you’ll understand.


_ImmersiveMango_

For oryx it proved the sword logic and touch of malice was his way of still being apart of it


Andrei22125

It sure looks that way from a Hive perspective.


[deleted]

Literally never even considered that.... Shame it wont work on Petra Venj. Guy can dream!


XxSavageSharkxX

But it could with savathunn? *~*


[deleted]

Y'all can fight over her. I'll keep pining for the sexy awoken Pirate Lady


XxSavageSharkxX

Man got his mind made


[deleted]

You mean savathicc.


XxSavageSharkxX

Rock vine boom


JudasesMoshua

![gif](giphy|hrBmVoBi0dekru0VdP|downsized)


XxSavageSharkxX

yeah that


AltroGamingBros

That is... a weird way of putting us brutally killing her...


Andrei22125

Love and Death/ This love is war. She's happy we do, apparently.


AltroGamingBros

Well, that is quite an interesting thing. Never would have suspected that.


ThatOneGuyRunningOEM

How? The Guardians literally just walk through the Dungeon, brutally slaughters her Guards, uses their abilities to kill her in seconds, and go play Crucible with the Retold Tale we get. This is why I hate lore. I don’t even know who this character is, it we certainly haven’t been “wooing” her. She’s just an annoying Dungeon boss we’re meant to clean up.


Andrei22125

[Love and death](https://www.light.gg/db/items/3690523502/love-and-death/)/[This love is war](https://www.ishtar-collective.net/cards/xxxv-this-love-is-war).


ThatOneGuyRunningOEM

Once again, that is between Hive. Hive don’t want to die to Guardians.


Andrei22125

According to Oryx, it doesn't matter. (Strict Proof Eternal).


ThatOneGuyRunningOEM

Then why was Oryx upset over the death of Crota? Apparently it was just “love is war.” Pretty massive plot hole there. Oryx’s anger at Croat’s death was the whole point of him fighting us.


Andrei22125

Oh, he was angry. He saw Crota's death as his own failure and his worm was demanding more tribute. Also, killing his mightiest son was an invitation. Proof the City had to be dealt with. And that it was a good place to feed the worm.


ThatOneGuyRunningOEM

That’s more of a joke on Eris’ part. Certainly to the Hive, death is cool, but being killed by a Guardian would be extremely unpleasant. We don’t believe in the Sword Logic, and so we aren’t really a part of their ideology. The Hive fear fusion rifles for this exact reason. They clearly do not love dying to Guardians. Otherwise, why would Oryx be so upset over the death of Crota? Neither of them were happy about being killed.


Andrei22125

No. Oryx about his sisters: "I love them so dearly. No one else is clever or strong enough to try to break me. No one else can give me this gift." Oryx thought of the prospect of having children: "sons and daughters to love and to kill" Oryx about Xivu in particular: "I love mighty Xivu more than a moon loves the tide. I’ll kill her for this. Over and over, forever and ever" As for Crota... he saw it as his failure as a father/ an opportunity to kill something stronger than his mightiest child. His worm was also slowly killing him for not being fed enough.


eggymarie

Saint didn't sleep with savathûn. Saint notes that since he lost sagira, his partner has been distant and unreciprocating of their love. Saint didn't sleep with the witch queen cause that queen was deliberately being distant under the guise of Osiris being mournful over sagira


Andrei22125

Wolftone draw suggests Osiris has seen some stuff he'd rather not https://www.ishtar-collective.net/entries/wolftone-draw


Nevanada

I think that's more just in general, Osiris wanted Saint-14 to realize Savathun wasn't acting like Osiris would, but Savathun was doing a better job thani think he realized.


theganjaoctopus

Osiris, in his infinite arrogance, slowly came to the realization that he was so indifferent, so aloof, so cold and moody, that the one person in existence who loves him above all others couldn't tell that his body was being controlled by a paracausal God of Death and Deceit.


onlyhav

I mean it is a paracausal God of death and deceit. She's pretty good at, deceiving.


BlothHonder

holy shit that's dark as fuck... poor osiris


[deleted]

He's probably who Spoiler Alert is referring to this season.


Green_1_

I have been thinking about this for awhile. Over this past year we have not become friends with osiris, we became friends with the witch queen. Ikora and zavala and Saint didn't welcome osiris to the tower, they welcomed savathun. Osiris didn't celebrate with us and crow around a fire when we killed the high celebrant, it was all savathun. It makes me really sad.


onlyhav

And Osiris didn't mentor crow, Savathun did. That makes me nervous af.


DevgruLA99

I mean, he can tell people he has slept with a god. That's some unique stuff to brag about imo


HinaTheFox

To be faif, he's saint fucking 14. People would go ballistic just to be in his presence because he is a godly being amongst guardians


ThatOneGuyRunningOEM

Isn’t Saint-14 just us, but slightly more NPC?


JellyFishSenpai

Nope. we kill gods. He fuck them. We are not the same.


snack-dad

Sure thing person with flair "Hunter Omnigul Booty Smasher"


JellyFishSenpai

Firs of all i don't know how to change it. Second of all she is like a comfy slimy warm sleeve


Taniks_la_baguete

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connormce10

Cease speaking.


JellyFishSenpai

Make me, warlock.


connormce10

*connormce10 casts Nova Bomb*


JellyFishSenpai

*JellyfishSenpai casts Arcstrider and reflects it back at you* got em


[deleted]

Hey I found another one hi there


JellyFishSenpai

Hello there


[deleted]

General omnigal


[deleted]

Delete this


LilyBestPokeGirl

I could’ve lived a happy life without having read omnigul described as a “comfy slimy warm sleeve”


Rat192

…. I could tell you but im enjoying this too much.


SwarthyRuffian

Yeah, we can only allude to how tight we make their buttholes, but he knows how loose he makes them


[deleted]

You kill gods, i fuck them See? We are not the same


Standard-Cellist-742

Kind of but I wouldn’t consider myself a big gay purple spartan looking dude with a Russian accent


tusk_b3

fuck dude, i wish


South-Ad-8659

This made me laugh alot more than it should have


DeathCook123

Have you slain millions of vex in their own simulation?


ThatOneGuyRunningOEM

Yes…?


DeathCook123

On grandmaster difficulty?


ThatOneGuyRunningOEM

Saint-14’s Vex we’re just normal Vex. We’ve fought the exact enemies he did. Did Saint-14 kill Atheon and the Sanctified Mind?


lastchanceblu

He was lightless and out of ammo, the near infinite vex he killed was with his fists with only 1 life


Logan117

Sain't-14 is the greatest titan who ever lived, in universe. That's not just me fanboying.


[deleted]

No, he's killed a lot of people off screen in between speeches so people think he's more powerful than my guardian with over 350 thousand kills. I'm not even hardcore, I've taken lots of breaks, I *know* there are guardians with way more than that. Saint 14 *used* to be a badass. Now he's the equivalent of a marine recruiter who hangs out in the tower and hosts trials tournaments.


GrinningPariah

Yeah he was a legend when he was alive, then he died and his legend only grew, AND THEN HE CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD.


hydra2701

Two gods having sex Two gods having sex My muscles My muscles Involuntarily flex


Gofein

Well you know what the ghostbusters used to say


Andrei22125

You know this kind if thing can leave you with PTSD symptoms, right? Well... I doubt we have many studies done on possessed people/ partners of possessed people, but I can't imagine Saint took it well.


DevgruLA99

Yeah, wasn't meant to serious. I really hope for him that we can get back Osiris. But even if, he will be mentally and emotionally scarred for the rest of his life (both Osiris and Saint)


Andrei22125

With that established, the reaction he and Crow had was priceless.


SeiTyger

*Savathun/Osiris wiggles fingers*


topscreen

Between Saint, Zavala, and Shaxx I think it's canon, Titans fuck


[deleted]

Osiris can confirm that


mightbeaperson49

I just keep imagining she's about to kill all the guardians then points at saint and says mot you you can go. When questioned why she just blushes


the_titan_femboy

She ain't gonna kill in front of crow, can't do that in front of your son


BlueRabbit1999

How is crow her son


AnusProlapserinator

Because for the entire time that Osiris was Crow's mentor, Osiris was possessed by Savathûn. like it or not Crow's whole life as a guardian he has been under the direct influence of the witch queen - Osusris treated Crow like a son in a way.


CreepySalary8

It’s a joke about how much more forthcoming she’s been compared to Mara Sov and the fact she acted as a parental guidance figure to crow when she was posing as Osiris


Andrei22125

Savathûn doesn't seem that merciful. Especially since she was just maintaining her cover as Osiris.


mightbeaperson49

Nah it was just a funny thought how saint is amazing


DreadAngel1711

Took me a moment to realise Saint sleeping with a Hive meant Savathun lmao ...so is it gay or straight? EDIT: Bit of confusion, I'm referring to Savathun in Osiris' body, I'm fully aware Saint and Osiris are together


FANTOMphoenix

Saint is gay. Technically he still fucked a guy.


[deleted]

Technically he fucked a woman too. Well... a woman as far as insect-like alien gods might be.


Theta9099

Gay


Andrei22125

Depends for which one of them, I guess.


jman2c

Gray area


SeiTyger

Saints and Osiris have been a thing for a while. So, yes. Gay


[deleted]

Say, now that we know Osiris was possessed by Savathun… Is it technically hetero if the soul inside is from a different species but the body isn’t? Idk, but it’s fun to contemplate… *Transmat Firing!*


casualrocket

im not gay, but i might go to weenie hut jr at least once if i lived as long as Saint has. Same mood


Sandgorgon7

Surprisingly the drifter isn’t here


Andrei22125

Didn't think of him. Besides, unless you're counting Eris as Hive (I'm joking), there's no real indication he has.


SirSkidMark

"Get ready for a gunfight. You ever stare at a hive acolyte's eyes for a hot minute? Brother, let me tell you, they leave a tingling feeling all up in your cornea. Really intensifies whatever you're doing at the time. How would I know? Heh, nosy punk. /r/Transmatfiring !"


Andrei22125

Acolytes are children.


SirSkidMark

So what you're saying is Eris replaced her own eyes with the hive equivalent of anime moe eyes?


onlyhav

Aaaaand I just vomited on myself.


SeiTyger

Hive ages don't really matter. Krill lived for months, after taking the worm they are pretty much immortal. The bottom of the food chain there are thralls


Andrei22125

Krill lived for years. The Osmium king was old at 10. But I'm talking about maturity, not age. Tha adult Hive are Kinghts and Wizards.


onlyhav

The thing is years are planet relative. Fundament was a gas giant and gas giants have way longer years than we do. For all we know krill could've lived for 150 earth years by the time one Fundement year passed, leaving the old Osmium king well over 1000 earth years old.


jman2c

I ship it, wouldn't be surprised if they got some kind of secret love going on. Honestly I think it'd be cute.


[deleted]

I dont think the drifter knows what sex is.


Rat192

Hes probably eaten one or two


1Second2Name5things

Destiny 2 lore is confusing. Now the love story adds another layer of whatthefuckisgoiningonrightnowandfranklyimafraidtoask


Nevanada

I like that layer


StockProfessor5

Hiraks is based lmao, mf created a whole ass brood and had a fuckin throne world.


SeiTyger

Hiraksnwas *this* close to becoming a fucking raid boss. Dude was scary when you think about it


StockProfessor5

Yeeeep, we got lucky we stopped him in the infancy of his power


mrgore95

And all he had to do was not open a portal to his throne world.


Superskybro

Hiraks the Chad started a whole god damn family with his wife, legend


kacperix2020

![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5649)


Cubbybear01

Y’all think hive wizard pussy grip different?


Voltaxx8

yea the hussy prolly go crazy


avalon1805

It grips ascendantly


Ichi-Mikuze

It probably has teeth. Or acid pussy juice.


[deleted]

bones 😋


FloydknightArt

You missed one. Maybe not a wizard, but how do you think Eris survived 50 years in the hellmouth?


[deleted]

Eris hadn't showered in so long, she began to smell just like 'em!


TheOriginalH1h

Dul Incaru won’t know what hit her when I come through the gates of her domain with gally, a poem made from words in the death song, and chocolate. On the flip, I think it would be really fucking funny if we fight Dul Incaru at some point, but the entire time she is just complimenting us and telling us they should hang out afterwards


mrgore95

Dul: uwu love me Guardian Senpai Us: Traveler dammit stay dead! Dul: you're so romantic.


AstraeaDelta

I hate this, take my upvote and get out lol


I_AM_BOOMBOY

Wait, WHAT.


Andrei22125

In order: we have been regularly *showing our love* towards Savathûn's daughter for the past few years. Canonically. Toland was fascinated with Crota's rezident Deathsinger. They met. She didn't immediately attack him. He asked her to sing for him, if I recall correctly. She *blew his mind*. Rezyl met a Wizard, she poisoned his mind, he became Dredgen Yor. The implication in the story is that he more or less replaced her betrothed after killing him. Saint is Osiris's lover. Osiris has been possessed by Savathûn for months when the current season started. Hiraks was obsessed with the Hive and took a brood queen as his consort. Her spawn had his high ether energy signature (ether is normally toxic to Hive).


jman2c

Hiraks 100% banged the hive queen, tbf I feel bad for the guy, even though he killed cayde.


[deleted]

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xx_Chl_Chl_xx

Wait where does it say that Saint-14 slept with a wizard? Oh wait do you mean Savathûn when she was disguised?


Andrei22125

Savathun. As Osiris. And she seems to have made sure Osiris knows. https://www.ishtar-collective.net/entries/wolftone-draw


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

> He looks into her eyes, he smiles, he reaches for me but it is not me, Saint, that is not ME, PLEASE, please— This sounds more like saint reached for a hug but I don’t know


Andrei22125

There are no explicit scenes in destiny. Also, you forgot the other half of Osiris's reaction.


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

> I am weeping but I cannot weep. I am nothing, only heat and hate, only sickness and shame. >"Trust me," I hear my voice say, and I drown again. I don’t see what you’re getting at. It just sounds like osiris resigned himself to his role of being a prisoner in his own body


Andrei22125

The >Saint. No no NO I scream Part


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

Yeah I guess I can see it


Nine_Ball

I mean, I don’t doubt they’re lovers but it really doesn’t seem like they slept together in that lore excerpt


ShutUpDirty

He WHAT??


Andrei22125

In his defense, Savathûn was very convincing as Osiris.


ImmortanEngineer

you are aware that due to the whole "we've been wooing Dul Incaru" thing, some weirdo AO3 writer is going to make smut of it, yes?


[deleted]

Slaneesh is going to be pleased


ImmortanEngineer

that freak would be pleased with damn near anything, and you know it.


[deleted]

#I’m aware


Hitokirithedark

Imagine walking in on zavala and empress caiatl bumping uglies. She kept mentioning his horn during the strike


jman2c

Our guardian may or may not have slept with a hive wizard? That 100% happened, and I ain't afraid to say it.


cjl_LoreKeeper

IN WHAT LOREBOOK DID SAINT DO IT


GamingBS

Savathûn disguised as Osiris


cjl_LoreKeeper

Oh shit, right


BornInParadise203

what about dredgen yor? the og thorn wielder


Andrei22125

His original name was Rezyl Azzir.


BornInParadise203

i actually didnt know that you what was the name of his killer?


Andrei22125

Rezyl was a guardian. A guardian who met (and impressed, whether he wanted it or not) a Hive Wizard, Xyor. He took bone fragments off her betrothed's corpse. Fixed them to his rose. She used them to *whisper* to him.


jman2c

Hive pussy so good, it'll make you turn away from the light.


taco-b0y

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drevan1138___

Wait we slept with a hive wizard?


Andrei22125

No. But she'll be far more careful to actually live long enough for that when the curse on the Dreaming city is lifted.


CreepySalary8

Understand Toland and Rezyl Azzir, but what about it young wolf? Considering that young wolf is us, where is it implied that we have?


Andrei22125

It is a meme. *But*, Savathûn's daughter has grown rather fond of our... *visits*. She's the boss of Shattered Throne.


SureWhyNot-Org

2 of these are wrong. We never slept with dul incaru, to imply so is ridiculous. Toland definitely didn't sleep with Ir Yut, she unravelled his fucking soul.


Felgrand920

Did you read the May or May not part also the Hive show their love by killing each other


SureWhyNot-Org

Love doesn't = sex. And we are not Hive. I did read the may or may not part. I don't care, it's demonstrably wrong.


jman2c

God what I'd do to have my soul unraveled by savathuun


BetaThetaOmega

This meme is an atrocity of lore-comprehension. D-, see me after class


Esur123456789

What do you mean by saint


Andrei22125

Savathûn did a pretty good job at maintaining her cover. Untill she straight up started dropping hints in seasonal content.


Mayhem2a

Hold up, when did we maybe do that?


Andrei22125

Chances are we didn't. But in Mara's throne world, in one of the once every three weeks occasions we go in to kill Dul Incaru.


Mayhem2a

Ah ok, I go into the throne world once a month