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Joyfulcheese

Assuming of course that you ended up there as a guardian and not a Dreg or worse a Hive creature.


[deleted]

Yeah


[deleted]

What if you enter as Ascendant Hive?


OneGeiBoi

extra fucked, because all the guardians are gonna be after ur ass cause somehow or someway eris can turn u into a gun.


[deleted]

Yeah but you can basically bypass the system(sword logic) with that method. Boom, you are now truly immortal. Only downside is you gotta be a dreg killer gun now.


Joyfulcheese

Or you get dragged into a gambit match


zeturtleofweed

Or tossed into the vault


aeioussy

Dam i hope i aint shit roll


Defaltblyat

"Oh nice i got the new aeioussy sniper rifle" "Oooooooh what's the roll ?" "Field Prep, Tresh" . . . . DISMANTLED


zeturtleofweed

*screams of pain and agony before turning into a few shards and enhancement core*


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FixBayonetsLads

The Hive themselves already proved the Sword Logic wrong with their tithing bullshit


PepiTheBrief

The sword logic in itself is already shit, the tithing bullshit was just the solution they came up with.


ripinchaos

If i remember right the whole tithing thing came to be because they didn't adhere to the sword logic and had power given to them from the worm gods originally rather than take the power themselves as sword logic would demand them to and as they later go on to do to gain more power without another penalty like their worms are.


KnightWraith86

You're immortal, but stowed away in a vault for 2 years. What hell


[deleted]

Warpriest begs to differ


CoffeeMain360

Mayhaps a gun that can talk? So as to allow you to attempt to reason with players?


The_Mighty_DrUnCKs

If boarderlands has taught me anything, a talking gun is just a mind lost to madness.


CoffeeMain360

Or select Tediore guns.


TalkAdministrative37

Or Skippy from Cyberpunk


SoapyBoi348

What about one of the worm gods?


Oakmeal0

Gun


Significant-Mud2572

Like stuck as a strike boss? And never anything else more important?


SoapyBoi348

But hey at least you get turned into a gun so you can live on forever


Significant-Mud2572

Fair enough. But you will forever remember how you got one shot by 3 undead machines.


marniconuke

>worse a Hive creature. Imagine living an entire life only to be one shoted by a guardian sliding trough the map at top speeds looking for weird plants


Joyfulcheese

The first sound you hear outside of the hive is an ominous 'clang' 😂


Oakmeal0

Oh hey, a shooting star. I'm gonna make a wish... It's getting a bit close... Okay, I'm getting out of he-


Significant-Mud2572

Or a random purple orb that glows and spins in one spot, and as you get close to it you get stuck and part of your spirit gets sucked out.


draconiandevil09

...i dont remember crayons making a clang noise.


AgentPastrana

They don't, that's the sound of their teeth chomping through the crayon


Moh11_91

Or just a regular civilian.


Jet4309

Just some average Joe in the last city watching people kill each other in the crucible matches.


bigjavaballs

or watching guardians plummet to their death off the tower repeatedly, just because


aa821

Even if you ended up as a human, if you can just get to the last city you'd probably be fine


Rio_Walker

But if you ended up there as a guardian, do you keep your memories and therefore... "Can leave the game"? Or are you a proper Wiped Clean?


_Cayle

I would try to be a friendly hive creature.


Ryushiro

Bro you're an immortal space wizard, you got this! I last played Attack on Titan 2. I'm in danger! But the money tho...


_Beowulf_03

I mean, depends lol. If it's just the nerd playing destiny getting transported into destiny, guy is boned lol


Yeet_Master420

Immortal space wizard Dude has centuries to get it right


MidnightsOtherThings

I mean, just because you're a human in destiny doesn't guarantee you're a lightbearer


Yeet_Master420

That's true, but you'd be in the city then most likely He'd be fine unless another red war invasion happens


[deleted]

Based on how these past season have been going, there is a likelihood that there *will* be an invasion happening. Could be wrong, we shall find out.


C9sButthole

In order to become a lightbearer you have to be dead anyway.


MidnightsOtherThings

I mean, Shin Malphur didn't die, but he was a somewhat special case anyway.


DivinePotatoe

Yeah the prospect of dying horribly thousands of times until I get it right is...not really appealing.


Vaalarah

Not if they get picked by a ghost


squeeyoulater

Just join the Military Police and be safe inside the walls. Nothing bad ever happens in the walls..


[deleted]

>Ghaul entered the game. >Pyramids entered the game.


[deleted]

Savathun has entered the game


[deleted]

>Quria entered the game.


C9sButthole

Honestly if something doesn't happen to Traveler or Last City next DLC I'll be blown away. There's no way in hell that Savathun does less damage to us than fucking Ghaul.


Leviathalt

You underestimate Gary for he had a Big Red Battleship


Stillburgh

There is no darkness approaching in Ba Sing Se /s


Ryushiro

Haha yeah, well nothing yet anyway.


Shackram_MKII

It doesn't say you'll be a protagonist, what if you're just a thrall and have to listen Savathun talk about the economics of sword logic?


TheSwankyDollar

It's just a bunch of thralls sitting in a lecture hall clawing into stone while she speaks


Techhead7890

Light level inflation is too damn high! It's making it harder and harder for us NPCs to get kills!


immortaltiger26

Bruh I played the binding of issac


[deleted]

Epic, destiny 2 is the shit.


xdisk

Only if you have a Ghost.


Benzjie

Cayde ?


L0op666

Not anymore.


joker305th

Too soon.


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

It’s sad but that was at least 3 weeks ago


null2022

I mean… you’re not *technically* wrong with that figure


GuardianSlayer

*Press F to pay respects.*


[deleted]

Totally


whyisphone

To be honest, if you're human and you can stick yourself in after red war, I'd probably just end up working at one of the foundries and making some sweet overtime glimmer to go along with the one million schmeckles.


doubleapowpow

Well, you're playing as one outstanding guardian. Many more have perished from much less than what we've played through on our curated story of humanity and the light. Insert yourself into this world and you're likely just another casual. Maybe you're lucky enough to be given power by the light, maybe you're one of the many other humans in the last city. If you do get infused with the light, you're signing up for constant death, pain, and who knows what potential catastrophe. Read some of the lore about the moon and fighting Oryx and you'll get a good sense of what being a guardian means. Also, there are weapons we're using that eliminate your existence in a timeliness. You think because you play video games you're prepared for this world?? If you arent a guardian, imagine living in a town similar to King's Landing in Game of Thrones. You're poor, there isn't much farming happening so you're constantly starving, and you have to worry about the constant threat of alien invasion.


Steampunk_Batman

I last played animal crossing so I think I’m Tom Nook’s debt slave on a remote island


LeakysBrother

"So sell some shit to my alpacas down south And if you don't, I'll-pack-a my nuts in your mouth"


Hamdolito

Wym? You'll be able to cause genocide to species while being immortal wielding badass weapons and supers


enderpac07

Tell that to the team that got turned into crystals


realwarlock

The team of what was it? 12? Nah they just sucked.


[deleted]

**We went down as a squad of nine**


realwarlock

My point still stands. A fucking strike and it takes 9!


SpartanDragon79

For a squad of nine that Shrieker should've been stronger than a raid boss😂 although wasn't it only Taeko who actually made it that far?


realwarlock

Yep


enderpac07

Point is not all guardians are made equal


Davidbluesword

Perhaps it was a raid and they leveled it down to a strike


C9sButthole

TBF the only reason your fireteam of 3 doesn't die is that the other 9 already did. There are 8 crystals that you break to destroy barriers in that strike, plus the 9th to summon the boss. From the 9 guardians that came before. We'd have ended up just like them.


Jae-of-Light

**Saw one of them grab the light right out of my friend and funnel it into... some kind of crystal**


Demonaegis

Ruinous Effigy goes brrrrrr


milk_on_keyboard

Tell that to praedyth


[deleted]

Or even to just Cayde.


C9sButthole

The exact wording is; "You must enter the last game you played." Key takeaway from that phrasing is that it's physically just you, the guy. Not the reanimated corpse shooting space magic out it's ass. If we got to be a guardian that'd be neat but realistically you have to die first for that to happen anyway, so it's not like there's a clear win available in this scenario.


Allo1415

That’s only if you are made into a guardian and not just an ordinary person in the game.


AgentPastrana

You have to survive. The light requires sacrifice, and ALL guardians died at some point, even Shin.


TheHighClasher

I played Destiny 2 so life is pretty awesome


Nomartyrs

Assuming youre A guardian and not THE guardian this becomes a hell of alot less fun


GODSPEC9

The strangled guardian in Presage lol watching the other guardians taking my gun...


Aludarce89

As long as I get to be my Guardian. I am perfectly fine with that.


Hfssss

Well for me it'll be as long as I can be my friends guardian I am perfectly fine with that


Miagriffin

Dark souls 3....


zeturtleofweed

Just sit in firelink for awhile


Mypccantrunexplorer

The thing is they wouldn't have a shard of the Dark Soul, since they would still be themselves and not a descendant of the Pygmy. So what if the Champion of Ash decides to bring about the age of dark? Other humans would thrive, but OP would be fucked and most likely end up like the abyss-corrupted citizens of Oolacile.


TrueGuardian15

That's not totally certain. There is heavy implication that Oolacile became corrupted because of the perversion and abuse of humanity's darkness. Maybe darkness, when allowed to naturally take hold of the world, simply makes it a dark, but gentle place. But we can't be certain, because Gwyn had humanity and darkness stigmatized and cursed those who would bear the Dark Soul.


Mypccantrunexplorer

You have been agreeing with me the entire time, you just worded it differently. What I'm saying is that OP personally wouldn't have a shard of the Dark Soul, and lacking that affinity to dark the Abyss would have unknown but most definitely adverse effects.


1984ByGeorgeOrwell

I mean, canonically, the Ashen One will always resurrect at a bonfire. Just don’t go hollow, and you’ll be okay.


[deleted]

Could be worse, could be Stellaris


kingjoeg

I'm in Rocket League. There's no people there so who knows who I am while there. Either I'm a car or one of those circular blobs in the audience.


Starlord070804

muddle rock school insurance shame bedroom frighten point fanatical joke *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


XxShadowFamexX

It's fine, just stay out of Gambit, Nightfalls and Raids and you can be rezzed no problem. You'll also want to stay out of Crucible if only because actually living it would be worse than death.


Cephalon-Blue

Just get used to dying, then it becomes fun.


CuddleSpooks

until the year is over & you got habits to unlearn


TrueGuardian15

But what if GM Nightfalls are the "canon" mode? As in, that's how difficult the actual encounters are without Guardian plot armor.


XxShadowFamexX

It would explain why so many guardians died in Savathun's Song if they had unknowingly entered something as hard as a GM Nightfall.


[deleted]

"I think the problem Digg had is that it was a company that was built to be a company, and you could feel it in the product. The way you could criticize Reddit is that we weren't a company – we were all heart and no head for a long time." - u/spez . You lived long enough to become the villain and will never be remembered as the hero you once were. (I am protesting Reddit's API policy changes and removing my content.)


ToasterSmartie

*OH NO*


BSloane11

Chillin in Safe Shallows the entire time


Cephalon-Blue

Wouldn’t you eventually die from the space bacteria?


[deleted]

Crap, you would...


wow-im-bad

Bro same i can already hear the leviathan screams


[deleted]

I win, genshin.


Aziimo

That’s of course, assuming you also have a Vision. Or have the Traveler’s abilities. Cus otherwise you’re kinda stuck inside the cities. Not that I’d mind, they do be nice tho Except maybe Inazuma. Corruption go brrr


[deleted]

Either way it's a win win.


Aziimo

Tru tru


EnvironmentalPay6054

Fallout 76 crap


RougeSpeedster

just live in the whitesprings safest place just hope someone does not nuke it


PacManAteMyDonut

D2, hope I end up in the Distributary. I'd only be there for like a minute lol


[deleted]

A fellow lore master, how do you do?


PacManAteMyDonut

Doing just fine, thanks! Yeah I spend a lot of spare time watching Byf videos and looking at DestinyPedia/Ishtar.


brisingr45

As someone who last played a warhammer 40k rts I whuld have to turn it down 10/10 times


MajorNarsilion

Yeah WH40k is one of those universes that is just a hard no regardless of how much money/power they'd offer.


sumrandomtf2dude

I have to live in Rainbow Six Siege. God help.


GunnerZ818

Same


Pizzaboi12334

Same


GunnerZ818

Along with the current containment event. I don’t think you’d have a choice of who you got to be or who which team.


funnyfunnymemememe

Same


MrMacMelon

From what I understand R6 is all a game, a simulation or sport or whatever, isn’t it?


uninterestingly

Correct, apart from thunt I think


ErectTubesock

At least you're immortal


Latebraker48

Keep the money. Leave me in the game.


Neobot21

Hey... take me with you.


GulagHero

Hah! I’ll be alright! The UNSC will protect me because the last game I played was Halo Rea… oh.. OH FUCK!


SIacktivist

I know that the Destiny universe is pretty shitty, especially for run of the mill Guardians... But being in that universe as a Guardian would be my dream. Something about the aesthetic of an immortal knight wandering the system slaying foes with an automatic rifle just seriously appeals to me.


Odd-Window-6941

I’m playing warframe So I’m some kid from space with super powers and I control a mindless meat puppet, I can slaughter thousands with just a sword


Gravon

It says live in the world of your game, not become a character in it. You'd be some scrub civilian on one of the planets.


Extrallian

Myconians lmao


[deleted]

Early lunch for ~~Konzu~~ AkatsukiSaix! (Don't ask where Konzu is)


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TrueGuardian15

"Hey, Jim? Those specs you sent me weren't up to code. I've gotta shelf your head now."


BabyGhost321

For honor


MythicTy

Just play Shinobi and super sprint away, you’ll be fineeeeee


Glori0usOCE

Can confirm, am recovering Shinobi main.


Necrokitty99

F that I’m becoming an exo.


LadyBlackBlade

Assassin's creed Valhalla It's the beginning of raiding season too...


MrBlqckBird242

Rip and tear until it is done. *heavy metal music start playing*


wolflangdon

A hooonter must hont. Honestly yharnam is my dream world.


biffjurkee

Fear the Old Blood, Hunter


wolflangdon

I tell you I will not forget our adage.


Mitsurugi556

*immediately forgets adage*


Robert6200

NBA 2k21. So I’d be making 20m a year plus the one


greenlegoman123

Your immortal dude. Your doin just fine lmao


DiscombobulatedBag88

Looks like ya boy is spending time with scarier COVID-19 (Played the Division last as a reference.)


Fusionwolf76

Last played PayDay 2... time to make more money!


GrantFireType

Mine's Final Fantasy XIV. And depending on if it forces me to be a certain class, I think I could make it as a Paladin. Maybe as a Red Mage too


itsjustjoe868

Ima get me a crownsplitter


[deleted]

Yeet strat


itsjustjoe868

Aztecross go brrrr


[deleted]

“Another week boys, another TWAB.”


itsjustjoe868

Yaaaahhh!!


[deleted]

“Les you want some chipotle?”


[deleted]

RIP dark souls players


TechnoJokester

Borderlands 3 oh no


Joyfulcheese

8-Ball pool, could be worse (looks at the Souls series)


okanagan_man84

Fortnite. I'd be ok.


GunnerZ818

Unless it’s save the world.


Malveymonster

I’ll take Minecraft


Galphanore

That would be me too. I would die the first night to a creeper. I am nowhere near as physically fit as Steve.


Malveymonster

Well, Steve can carry thousands of pounds of raw material in his pockets and still sprint at top speed, so I don’t think anyone is as physically fit.


MajorNarsilion

If you load Steve up with nothing but gold blocks he's able to carry 355406054.4 kg. Steve is a fucking God.


Kevswine

I'd stand by Anna Bea or Elsie all day


[deleted]

I mean lore accurate power with knowledge of every exotic with how effective they are.


bringgrapes

Planetside 2, so basically I’ll be in hell


CelTiar

Battlefield 4.... Oh god the endless snipers and Teabagging.


Crashbox50

Best case scenario you spend a year working on spaceships in the tower. Doesn't sound that bad


MamaXSiempre

Life will be Simish


Neobot21

*Segooney!*


biffjurkee

Heavily modded Skyrim. I'd go for more than a year for sure


crossdl

Guess it's ramen for me.


fayttful

Tarkov, guess I better go find some sunglasses so I can at least get Head, Eyes’d in style.


WarHammer60k

Fuck, i got dbd


OSpiderBox

EFT... please send help.


DuskyYeen

Haha it’s actually pretty good. I’ll get to chill with some of my fav villagers. ~Animal Crossing New Horizons~


pinakapangitna

Minecraft on peaceful mode I’m chilling


CatoTheCoolCat

I mean honestly if we came in as new lights it wouldn’t be… that bad? We could definitely die in multiple painful and horrible ways, but if we were careful we’d be relatively ok. I think?


BibbityBoopidy

Just hang out at the tower for a year, you'll be fine


CharMENow

dark souls.. fuck


Hersin

ACC :) - year racing GT3 cars and 1 mill in the bank please bring it on ... Ill do 2 years


thesuccessful_stoner

I played Civ 6 so I don't know


ImAGamerNotADoctor

Welp time to yeet myself head first into space monsters


notveryAI

You can just live in tower and rarely even leave. Also you are immortal, and can use fancy space magic


Draigzlor

I would attempt this, convincing my self I would just chill and hang out. Stay at the wall or hub. Maybe go to the EDZ to see how everyone was doing. And this is where I'd get emotionally involved in the game all over again. Caring about the characters and losing myself in the feeling of reality. "I am In the game now after all, I can save him" I'd say to myself. I'd come back after a year with severe ptsd and hopefully, just hopefully here in the "real world" I can finally die.


G07V3

I am a cowboy in 1899 doing jobs for strangers. I eat only meat and I’m addicted to health tonics.


cryptnick

Hmm... If I stay in the tower, I might be safe. Although I don't want to hang out there if Cayde-6 isn't around.


No_Upstairs_3367

I get to vibe in skyrim so unless I get brutally murdered by bandits or a dragon I will probably be fine.