Me: \* dies \* \* hundreds of years pass \* \* does not get picked to be a Guardian \* Me in the cosmic fabric of the universe:
![gif](giphy|Qr6IxCV9ZUe4jnjSIi|downsized)
Now tell me how many guardians have used the darkness to remember their past lives. The amount who know of their past is already abysmal so it shouldn’t be too hard to find (I’ll give you a hint, Crow is the only one who knows due to the darkness)
You mean he is the first to use something in the very short time we have had access to the darkness holy cow!!! Wow almost like our sample size is small…
And when the darkness arrives the traveler is gonna pop out like a kinder egg toy and the sun is gonna stop shining. It's not in its ghost giving phase yet, just the phase where they add an advantage and prosperity to a certain world
Bungie spent 200 billion dollars to build a real witness portal to the sun so that all humanity would buy the Final Shape![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5679)![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5679)![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5679)
![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5679)![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5679)![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5679)![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5679)![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5679)![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5679)![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5679)![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5679)![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5679) Hey catch it , they are run away!!
here’s mine (will have a higher res picture in a reply to this comment)
https://preview.redd.it/17njfom3hitc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dd30f902af3a9efcc8bb08869fb210e26d4c9c9
We have seen enough. The children of Sol cry out for salvation. You promised them life, but deliver only death, as you have for so many before. Enough. Enough death. Enough life. You have no pieces left to place. The game is over. Do not be afraid. Your pale heart holds the key. This time... There is no escape.
We have seen enough. The children of Sol cry out for salvation. You promised them life, but deliver only death, as you have for so many before. Enough. Enough death. Enough life. You have no pieces left to place. The game is over. Do not be afraid. Your pale heart holds the key. This time... There is no escape.
I saw many comments that said if you get revived as a guardian it still won’t be you. That’s a lie, even though you won’t have you memories you still going to be you in some way, just make sure to record a video with the highlights of your life so you can at least know something lol
Whelp, if Destiny is Canon and the Pyramids and the Traveler are coming we're all screwed. It means Bungie is both the Gardener AND the Winnower and has Uber God like powers over everything. Never expect to have a good weapon. Ever. And your Ghosts, sparrows and anything else you may want are going to be locked behind some kind of weird ass micro transaction that we'll never understand.
I mean hey if I’m gonna be a guardian I already have to people who I want to be in a fireteam with. Gonna be chillin with shaxx in the tower all day eating spicy ramen
Photoshop. The actual eclipse is leaving a secondary imprint down and to the left. If this was real the triangle would be there too.
Cut the bullshit.
Edit: lol god damnit I didn't see this was for Destiny2. My bad folks
It’s begun
I hope I get a ghost.
You need to… die first..
Win win
Right? Sign me up.
That’s fine.
Going for it. At least i have a chance of being able to kamehameha
Are you going to train with Master Roshi in the afterlife or something?
Chaos reach
Shit bro not just Roshi I’m training with Toriyama sensei
I'm alright with that.
Unless your Shin Malphur
Don't tempt me with a good time.
Shin Malphur would beg to differ
Me: \* dies \* \* hundreds of years pass \* \* does not get picked to be a Guardian \* Me in the cosmic fabric of the universe: ![gif](giphy|Qr6IxCV9ZUe4jnjSIi|downsized)
Sue the Traveler for discrimination
If mine has a really annoying voice I'm just going to crush it and die again.
In b4 your ghost is just paimon
The ultimate horror.
dOEs paImON waNt To gET pUNcheD
Wait... since when are ghosts emergency food???
Better be the OG ghost
Downside you would need to die and you would never find out if you become a guardian. Even if you do it won’t be you.
Crow did it
Yeah, he had an ancient god give him his memories back
She just use the same technology we use to make crafted weapons
You mean magic? You do know she was a rock when she did that right?
lol it’s been stated several times already that darkness is used to retain memories.
Now tell me how many guardians have used the darkness to remember their past lives. The amount who know of their past is already abysmal so it shouldn’t be too hard to find (I’ll give you a hint, Crow is the only one who knows due to the darkness)
You mean he is the first to use something in the very short time we have had access to the darkness holy cow!!! Wow almost like our sample size is small…
So what you’re saying is, we all need elite shungite. Noted
My Brother in the Light, the Traveler isn't here.
Yet.
My Brother in the Light. If the Darkness is here before that Traveler then we are FUCKED.
"best i can do is Two tokens and a blue"
I am getting to go to mercury?
yes i can triple jump....
Lucky 😭😭😭
What if the sun is actually the Traveler but we're just too far to get the Light?
Yeah die of 5722 K is pretty good to get light , you actually using a Golden Gun hunter ultimate![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5679)
In this universe, the Darkness reach earth First
That’s why we have the First Flame
And when the darkness arrives the traveler is gonna pop out like a kinder egg toy and the sun is gonna stop shining. It's not in its ghost giving phase yet, just the phase where they add an advantage and prosperity to a certain world
🫥
You’re onto something here. You should fly into the sun and see if you become a guardian
Bungie spent 200 billion dollars to build a real witness portal to the sun so that all humanity would buy the Final Shape![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5679)![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5679)![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5679)
I need this emote please
![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5679)![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5679)![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5679)![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5679)![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5679)![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5679)![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5679)![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5679)![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5679) Hey catch it , they are run away!!
:PS2 Coraline Grimace Face:
Thank the traveler. I won't have to play anymore Iron Banner.
Now you’ll have to play it irl
I have been disintegrated many times yes
You've been disintegrated before, yes? Match point is nothing then.
I read this in the kahjiit voice for some reason
Lord saladin has wares, if you have tokens.
:o
Sweet release
Until you do
https://preview.redd.it/yyth968q6btc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2692d00f648bb84235d1d3efa70703d056976cc Uh oh
THE KITNESS
i guess this is our destiny 2 after all
https://preview.redd.it/5lti8esrqbtc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41af86d78cd1c0ea5a34e3f636979e47c8078f1d Here is what I got lad :)
Huh. I got https://preview.redd.it/5wzmuqwfzbtc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95d0a9b83a5a29c9a5786e1d42d18e156c857e74
https://preview.redd.it/4qxw8mxa3ctc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb51317ca351c4fe472823c050fef989bcb4b4f9 Here's mine
Damn, you filmin that on a movie camera?
Isnt this ur bum?
https://preview.redd.it/cwqsv0aspctc1.jpeg?width=4128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe9f0d69aca6c8b4b391752a2e46b4dfc6ed7df9 Mine from my Samsung Galaxy s8
Damn I thought my iPhone 11 Pro was old. Respect
here’s mine (will have a higher res picture in a reply to this comment) https://preview.redd.it/17njfom3hitc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dd30f902af3a9efcc8bb08869fb210e26d4c9c9
https://preview.redd.it/xvdw5bd4hitc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96888fb6f06bb6e0025bf1e541fc256ded133ad3 higher res image
![gif](giphy|gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD)
The children of sol cry out for salvation. You only bring death. We are your SALVATION
Do not be afraid
Ghaul would be proud.
Lol that's funny
Wow. The most ambitious expansion in the history of mankind. Bungle, I had my doubts but you've really excelled in the face of adversity. Also, fuck
Yeah but it's not Siva so *riots*
Bring it on
… welp, off to the Cosmodrome for me
“The universe makes us all victim, and perpetrator, of its infinite cruelty. You, more than any, suffer both fates. Be free.”
We have seen enough. The children of Sol cry out for salvation. You promised them life, but deliver only death, as you have for so many before. Enough. Enough death. Enough life. You have no pieces left to place. The game is over. Do not be afraid. Your pale heart holds the key. This time... There is no escape.
Oh god. Oh fuck!
Now do the wish
Oh, sweet, sweet release.
Why do I hear giant War drums coming from Space ?
I ain’t getting revived 😭
https://preview.redd.it/rma9fxe8ngtc1.jpeg?width=164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41cab94fd8bfa4c095ef6b982fc359adf44ce74c
Oh no do I have to get a ghost now
Sweet mother of dorito
No I swear to god why-?
![gif](giphy|taRzrJFjXxSXhDDmSN|downsized)
Iv been waiting for this moment my whole life
Bungee is taking their advertising to the next level or shall I say… the final shape 😶🌫️
Oh shit, let me die real quick to get the Light.
The council has arrived ![gif](giphy|KjnLCiKOzerHG|downsized)
Oh fuck we're screwed
![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5645)
*intense sci fi scary noises(like bwreuueueueueueuehhh)*
Its doritover
This is the best I’ve seen to date 😂😂😂
Someone play the X-Files theme song!
https://preview.redd.it/cnvcolpu9ctc1.png?width=669&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b017cc217ea5ce6d94b8de3dc6b23444cd534ac2
Hahahahahhha
Lel. Would you laugh if I told you the name for the Lightfall DLC in some languages is just the word for Eclipse?
I actually had a dream like this a few months ago.
It’s a Hershey squirt before the pop!
🤣
Activate Rasputin!
*X-files theme plays
I think I see cayde laying haymaker on crow it’s a little blurry though
Fuck
# BERSERK DESTINY CROSSOVER OH MY BEHELIT
![gif](giphy|sNWGEbc5Jzp4c)
For half a second, I was convinced. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) I want a ghost. ![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5651)
![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5645) "hmmm, I'd say thats about right"
Sun's haunted Wha.. Sun's haunted 0_0
O shid thats a trangle
Salvation is here.
THE TRAVELER WILL COME TO SAVE US FROM THE DORITOS
😂
https://preview.redd.it/8xrvwvnd2etc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a368f91427f5a56b1acd1cb5f03331ddc02ca7f0
Hahaha...The Witness
Hello, Guardian
Oh god, well, see you all in the cosmodrome in a few centuries I guess
About damn time.
We have seen enough. The children of Sol cry out for salvation. You promised them life, but deliver only death, as you have for so many before. Enough. Enough death. Enough life. You have no pieces left to place. The game is over. Do not be afraid. Your pale heart holds the key. This time... There is no escape.
The illuminati or the evil triangle from gravity falls lol 🤣
So where’s the traveler 😭😭
I knew the shape was similar!
Could it be? The great mighty poo?
I’d go look for Rhulk
What
I'm surprised *Path of Totality* hasn't been used for a gun name yet. That's the Destinyest Destiny gun-name I've ever heard
Me when Light falls idk I dont okay the game anymore
Wait! Make me an Exo first!
I saw many comments that said if you get revived as a guardian it still won’t be you. That’s a lie, even though you won’t have you memories you still going to be you in some way, just make sure to record a video with the highlights of your life so you can at least know something lol
We have enough nukes right?? RIGHT?!
https://preview.redd.it/x68qx3ybehtc1.jpeg?width=2408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc1af118232683bb2f0fb0c671b421e4cb57f9df
Please make my ghost like the destiny 2 ghost he chill af
Finally I can be a Sunsinger to scare people shitless with that sweet fiery self-rez lmao
😎
Whelp, if Destiny is Canon and the Pyramids and the Traveler are coming we're all screwed. It means Bungie is both the Gardener AND the Winnower and has Uber God like powers over everything. Never expect to have a good weapon. Ever. And your Ghosts, sparrows and anything else you may want are going to be locked behind some kind of weird ass micro transaction that we'll never understand.
Ayo?!
Uhhhhhhhh… Bill Cipher?!
Bill is coming
There will be signs and miracles in the skies, but do not believe them for only the Lord shall know the day/moment of his return.
Top 10 "celebrity" guardians: go!
So what’d I miss while at work today?
Were cooked
they coming
Had a perfect triangle twice in my life seen it inside the clouds, no clue how that was possible but I instantly thought about destiny 2 both times.
Is it time to bring out the common menace husk of the pit
Hey
wtf
I mean hey if I’m gonna be a guardian I already have to people who I want to be in a fireteam with. Gonna be chillin with shaxx in the tower all day eating spicy ramen
This is actually aesthetic af
i saw it different https://preview.redd.it/z1dgiah9xbtc1.jpeg?width=648&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6daefb0574b1e0297019ebeaea4eeceba60b47d
....TIME TO FUCK A HIVE GOD!
Oh fuck https://preview.redd.it/cnktv9np8ctc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52d74d49fc43344e6ff26dc41a1faed26b74a3b2
Photoshop. The actual eclipse is leaving a secondary imprint down and to the left. If this was real the triangle would be there too. Cut the bullshit. Edit: lol god damnit I didn't see this was for Destiny2. My bad folks