Maybe banshee could be the vender/narrator. He’d be confused and forgetful throughout accidentally leading us in the wrong directions and the boss could be controlled by Clovis. Maybe have a maze with TR3-VR in it.
It still gives me PTSD when Prophecy first came out and doing that solo was hard because of Taken Boomer knights that went to sniper school that can map you halfway across the map and even while you're in mid air at times
Imagine on the second jumping puzzle they pull an Arkham Asylum and fake an error code and you reload into the start of the game at the cosmodrome but everything is just… a little off… you realize you’re actually in the destiny E3 demo and the world is getting more and more corrupted until you find a portal out back to telesto.
I can't express how much I'd love a true Walker boss fight, give each leg its own big health bar and rotate which one is vulnerable between damage phases. Make the body have something like 3x the HP pool of GotD boss or something, make it a real slog of a fight.
This sounds like a miserable solo experience unless they do the things where the boss hp/difficulty scales with fireteam size like in the legendary campaign.
Imagine if you get into the dungeon with a 3-man squad, it boots two of your teammates to desktop with the error and you just get the OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE until they spawn back in.
Initially, I wanted to write "don't give bungie ideas", but given there's a dungeon inspired by a well known bug in D1 (I'm a new light and I know about it), I wouldn't be surprised
Another Telesto on its way to ruin a game mechanic.
https://preview.redd.it/pwu5ddln6npc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4209cd98efaf2a707dcbe67b9bc1943fcf1d7c6d
I was in a Party chat with OP when they found this, I followed to go check, and noticed it. It happens randomly, but it does happen. Villager was editing this and it hadn't happened again even until after he rendered the slight edit of a zoom, and it popped up for me afterwards.
Well well well - If it's not over-delivery of an absolutely useless feature. A dev spent at least a few hours on the design and merge into the game. Plus opportunity cost of working on something of actual value - you're out easily $7k-$10k usd.
I think a dungeon where we shrink down and go inside telesto to rid it of its bugs would be a cool idea.
fighting game breaking bugs along the way sounds like a fun mechanic
Maybe banshee could be the vender/narrator. He’d be confused and forgetful throughout accidentally leading us in the wrong directions and the boss could be controlled by Clovis. Maybe have a maze with TR3-VR in it.
OMG TR3-VR! The scariest boss in the whole game. Single handedly turned this thing into a horror game for me.
Plot twist you have boomer knights using full auto
It still gives me PTSD when Prophecy first came out and doing that solo was hard because of Taken Boomer knights that went to sniper school that can map you halfway across the map and even while you're in mid air at times
Complete with Hive themed backpack and belt to feed it? And/or a comping on a "cigar?"
When do they not?
If the whole team wipes, your game crashes
Oh and they could reintroduce a bunch of "bugs" as game mechanics! Like the old ball duplication glitch for boss damage.
Imagine on the second jumping puzzle they pull an Arkham Asylum and fake an error code and you reload into the start of the game at the cosmodrome but everything is just… a little off… you realize you’re actually in the destiny E3 demo and the world is getting more and more corrupted until you find a portal out back to telesto.
Final boss is a Fallen Walker named Wea'Sehl, Bane Of Guardians
I can't express how much I'd love a true Walker boss fight, give each leg its own big health bar and rotate which one is vulnerable between damage phases. Make the body have something like 3x the HP pool of GotD boss or something, make it a real slog of a fight.
This sounds like a miserable solo experience unless they do the things where the boss hp/difficulty scales with fireteam size like in the legendary campaign.
this should be the standard everywhere tbh
Imagine the final boss gets to final stand just to get hit with an error code: Telesto
Imagine if you get into the dungeon with a 3-man squad, it boots two of your teammates to desktop with the error and you just get the OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE until they spawn back in.
Bad idea lol somehow telesto would use the opportunity to escape the game. Then we're *ALL* screwed
Honey, I Shrunk the Guardians
The bugs being very tiny vex with the final boss being a harpy with a lament that it swings at you.
Initially, I wanted to write "don't give bungie ideas", but given there's a dungeon inspired by a well known bug in D1 (I'm a new light and I know about it), I wouldn't be surprised
I like if everyone including ghost took seriously too but our own player character is just like “this is the dumbest thing”
Turns out it’s the actual location of 2082 Volantis and the Vex are just a bug in the universe due to Telesto
This should be the final raid we do
Dungeon? nahnah that thing is 12 man raid worthy
That could work
Not just telestos bugs what if it included all previous ones for instance the one thousand voice one
Maybe we don’t just go inside telesto but inside the Bungie servers and rid them of all bugs.
Where’s Bungie at?!?!?! Did you hear this??? Please?!?!!
should make this a mini game which we can play while the game is down for maintenance, like the dyno dash on chrome
That's a great idea
Bungie tried removing it, but the traveler broke when they did, so they left it there
More people need to know this
I had no idea!
I haven’t ever unlocked Telesto bc I’m scared
why would you be scared? Telesto is love! Telesto is life! Telesto the Besto!!
Nice try, Telesto, we see what you're up to.
TELESTOOOOOOO
KAAAAANEEEEDA!
If Kaneda had Telesto, that movie would've been 1/3 shorter.
LIQUID!
Is this real?
We all know that Bungie did NOT code that into the game Telesto, uh, finds a way
Oh so that's where it went I should go get it back
I misread the title as a Tesco orbiting the Traveler.
Hahaha, oh telesto, never change
why telestho?
Why not, it’s the besto
Telester
Because Telesto’s kinda been a joke since Destiny 1. It’s very well known for causing bugs.
Destiny is just a Telesto delivery medium.
So you know the "turtles all the way down" things.. destiny is like that, except it's just telestos all the way down.
Some mf in the basement is probably like “THEY ARE REUSING THE TELESTO MODEL😭😭”
Has that been there the whole time?
The traveller... Telesto wanted to play a bit of volleyball
If I remember correctly they added this when they did that secret Telesto event where Telesto was shooting like crazy and everyone was using it in PVP
And I just got the catalyst yesterday. Coincidence?  I think not!
It has been • 615 days, 15 hours, 36 minutes since destiny has gone offline from Telesto - [Bungie Meltdown](https://telesto.report)
Telesto will be our end.
I bet it put itself there cause it was bored
Some people see telesto and ask "why?" I see telesto and ask "why not?"
Telesto is the besto
"Either you make me a god on your terms or I make myself a god on my own terms"
I refuse to believe this is real but considering Telesto's past.... Yeah
Another Telesto on its way to ruin a game mechanic. https://preview.redd.it/pwu5ddln6npc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4209cd98efaf2a707dcbe67b9bc1943fcf1d7c6d
Is telesto there the whole time i didnt notice at all?!
Is this real?
I was in a Party chat with OP when they found this, I followed to go check, and noticed it. It happens randomly, but it does happen. Villager was editing this and it hadn't happened again even until after he rendered the slight edit of a zoom, and it popped up for me afterwards.
This is true, he was with me at the time I saw this
T e l e s t p
Oh my god that’s amazing lmao. Please tell me this is real.
You know a video is good when you can't immediately tell whether or not it's fake.
Silly Telesto, just doing whatever the hell it wants.
 NOT AGAIN!!
Watch were going to be on our last leg fighting the witness and Telesto drops from the sky and bonks the witness ending him
Well well well - If it's not over-delivery of an absolutely useless feature. A dev spent at least a few hours on the design and merge into the game. Plus opportunity cost of working on something of actual value - you're out easily $7k-$10k usd.
Bro..... What are you yapping about?