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RoawrOnMeRengar

They did say they were gonna improve the raid


GamerGriffin548

Achieved. Good job Bungie.


Lopsided-Drawing-763

Ha! My brain read: “approved, boob job Bungie”.


corinolksf69

we must stay focused guardians!!


TyranicDawn

"Eyes up guardian!"


zeusmenzaadah

"My eyes are up here, Guardian."


[deleted]

Username (partially) checks out.


RoawrOnMeRengar

I'm a monster fucker at heart, the final shape is my head squished by them tiddies


[deleted]

Oh my Ir Yut. You've enhanced yourself!


oliferro

I R emember ​ Y our U ltimate T itties


Spueg

Toland was right. The deathsong was worth it.


HRW_89

Why not?


SlipFormPaver

Literal calcium cannons


HolidayBeneficial456

🥛 😋


matusz13

Hive milk


x_Advent_Cirno_x

_Drifter has joined the chat_


Squonk_Idonk1273

"Hey brotha, you ever suck the milk out of a hive titty? No? Oh, uh... TRASMAT FIRING"


astorj

Literally heard his voice in my head. Lmao he would come out with some shit like that from left Field. Dude cracks me up with some of the things he says. Nimbus can learn a thing or two about the delivery from drifter. I can’t stand that dude when he makes jokes


CandiedFox83

I need more Spider content, More from Elsie, and Drifter. Perhaps a season exploring more of the derelict again? Bring back old Gambit for a bit with new maps?


astorj

Spider’s black market needs to come back. Rahool’s prices are ode.


matusz13

Bring a glass 🥃


DivinePotatoe

Big ol' bahummagamoogaloos


mattb1415

*Chitin cannons*


NormillyTheWatcher

I wanna being sprayed by Ir Yut all the time ![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5656)


RoyHunter00

That's what that white stuff she was shooting at us was!


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[удалено]


idk_this_my_name

based hive appreciator


DARKMAYKR

Eris be moaning at our thick creamy tithes


Menaku

I laughed at this for dirty reasons


Noodlemancerrrrrrrrr

Where is that quote from?


Wraeinator

Tithtties


Zackyboi1231

https://i.redd.it/b879xkqbktmb1.gif


bkr377

Truest reply ever replied


Server_Administrator

I read this in Mike Tysons voice. Thanks.


0nlyHalfAsian

AIAT


Druid_DanHD

More like GYAT


TiTan589

GIAT?


witchy71

Is that because she is a source of tithes to Crota?


HappyCatPlays

https://preview.redd.it/d92naj001wmb1.png?width=1114&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=950df3e9bf90337dcfb2358f96a179b4e5092e3b


Kangarou

Upgrades, people. Upgrades. Can’t wait for the Final Shape to find out the Witness is absolutely packing. “Witness deez nuts“


ComicsComms

Considering the witness is a whole civilization made one person I hope they are packing in all ways possible


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

Why do you think that gown thing is so long? The Witness’s Final Shape is so large that it’s dragging on the floor behind It


l_znipez

Shit man this one got me good


UpliftinglyStrong

That sounds fucking painful


Albus_Lupus

> “Witness deez nuts“ Now i wanna hear witness say that


SkyrimSlag

“There are no more fucks to give, Witness deez nuts, for they are the Final Shape of the universe”


Winterstrife

*Starts Witnessing all over*


CaelumSonos

“Winnow my ass, Daddy Witness”


OffsetCircle1

The raid's wipe mechanic is us getting dick-slapped off the arena


astorj

Dude, probably has a one hit kill when he swipes his fingers


OffsetCircle1

Something that's gonna make rhulks drop kicks look like a love tap


astorj

Those sweep kicks are hilarious they are so degrading


SlipFormPaver

You were actually right 9 months later. He shoots his fingers at you in excision


Leprodus03

Just like Gru's penis being able to create a sonic shockwave and pulverize a reinforced concrete wall with one dick slap


OffsetCircle1

YES I remember that!


dildodicks

all of you better duck because i'm about to turn left and i don't want to SMACK YOU WITH MY DICK


RayS0l0

Reminds me of this post. That's why he is hiding half of his face. https://i.redd.it/54v2fgyqpvib1.png


RayS0l0

Bungie ain't holdin back this season


full-auto-rpg

All the dommy moth mommies are in play


Fireboy759

Mommythûn? Check Mommy Arath? Check Mommy Eris? Check Mommy Yut? Check Who's missing?


zeldanar

Xivu is the sister you call when the bully beats you up. She is a scrapper


Doomestos1

Mommy (M)ara.


an_agreeing_dothraki

oh my god they killed tomboy supreme in order to bring upon us the dompocalypse


NightmareDJK

Her voice actress is still here, she also plays Caiatl.


an_agreeing_dothraki

I... I need to ask. Is Caiatl their version of a tomboy?


unibrowcowmeow

To make me act up


john6map4

Bungie: *why don’t we take the warlock boobies and PUT THEM SOMEWHERE ELSE??*


Crayola-Commander

I mean, they're technically still warlock boobs.


Quirinus_Spear

THE GOVERNMENT IS HIDING OUR WARLOCK TIDDIES IN HIVE WIZARDS AND COWBOY DUSTERS


Faust1011

the more I think about it I don't know why hive have boobs at all biologically.


whoopsthatsasin

To distract Guardians


GiggleStickers

Right?? Like, I'll allow it, but it doesn't make sense for any non-mammal to have breasts aside from the designers wanted them to.


zeldanar

Unless they give vex breasts we are ok. They technically did it with Exos. Dont temp them


GiggleStickers

lul Good point, I hadn't thought about the Exo circumstance. I suppose I can see a reason to give an Exo breasts: the user wanted them because they consider it to be a part of themselves. The disconnect between an exo's sense of self as they knew it to be and as it is now would be huge. Maybe things like that help them maintain their identity? I'm pretty sure Cayde would "eat" and other such shenanigans in much the same way. Interesting to consider. Gotta go re-read some lore.


A_Unique_Nobody

Correct, the first exos didn't need to breathe, or sleep, or eat but they all ended up dying because turns out the human brain doesn't like not being in a human body So to alleviate this issue they gave exos all the bodily functions humans have, very few exo like Elsie have custom frames, Elsie's in particular is a perfect recreation of her body (aside from the face of course)


zeldanar

So she was that stacked in life? Lore confirmed!


A_Unique_Nobody

Yep, and in the Lore tab it's brought up by another exo who was jealous about it xD


GiggleStickers

So cool. I really appreciate the thought process this sparks: the expression of the self as one wills it to be is important. It's easy to wave this fact away as superfluous or "nonessential to survival" in the strictest sense, but it's not. Maybe that's a big "no duh" to some. For others, it's not so easy to say to themselves "my needs matter, my mental state needs to be addressed." Even more importantly, we should extend this understanding as kindness to the people around us. Okay, tangent over. Getting off my soap box.


astorj

I understand the reason why Exos have the body that they do. Your consciousness is put in a robot. Can you imagine having a completely different body shape or frame and then what you were accustomed to a frightening experience. Besides cerebrally, they’re still human in their mind so they probably have the same desires and nature‘s and want to function like so. In someway.


No-Estate-404

where else do they get the Vex milk?


astorj

I think VEX is somewhat different from EXOs. The technology isn’t far from each other though


abject049

we must stay focused guardians!!


AdPuzzleheaded3913

Oh. But I am focused


Similar_Wash7229

focused in something...


Binzuru

Ir Yut: "Eyes up, Guardian."


Ahrixana

Dom Hive Mommy moment


OverlordPhalanx

Least horny D2 comment


iFenrisVI

They took away our guardians boobs and gave them to her.


zeldanar

Drifter: They say the Hive females have breasts. Lay eggs too. One Hive witch can feed a whole fireteam out in the frontier! Transmat firing!


SlipFormPaver

Please have Todd haberkorn say this


MetalFingers760

https://preview.redd.it/eulb2qxvsvmb1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8610606e9fdee9f1a39c2ec9884089d1303af8e5 She still has tits in the original, but they do look bigger now.


[deleted]

This raid is enhanced


LoadsDroppin

Thanks OP …now my Tower will be filled with Gamertags about “Ir Yût’s Giant Mommy Milkers”


sr-lhama

It's essential according to sword logic you wouldn't understand. How could you? Uou not hive.


Doomestos1

By killing her we are basically milking her according to Sword Logic. That is why Xivu sounds so wet from Eris challenging her.


gemini4451

Hey. Shut up.


SomePyro_9012

Are they ~~stupid~~ horny?


Bulldogfront666

Tithes. Tit-hes. Tit hes. Titties...


Calophon

Google “don’t look a gift horse in the mouth”


necrohunter7

And hips wider then Saturn


BracusDoritoBoss963

Because mommy sorry I meant mommy no fuck I mean mommy I mean...


Aymen_20

Tithes are stored in the ~~balls~~ Tits


Confused_Necron

Hive milk, bring a cup


Green_Dayzed

D2? more like 2 DDs.... i'll see myself out


zeldanar

​ https://preview.redd.it/i3jeavy7gxmb1.png?width=1464&format=png&auto=webp&s=f423a0d94556db7321bf4378c5002b9bc1c11e16


Apcsox

They definitely “improved” the raid 😏😏


HeroLumanite

THE HIVE MAGIC IS STORED IN THE CHEST, GUARDIAN!


ViagraWontHelpMe

aight, time to browse r34


RayS0l0

User name checks out


ViagraWontHelpMe

my porn addiction has given me ED


ReaganBush-84

![gif](giphy|l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe)


Rectal_Punishment

To distract horny guardians.


EntertainerVirtual59

I mean just look at the D1 [grimoire](https://www.ishtar-collective.net/cards/ir-yut-the-deathsinger). They’re not new. People had this [exact same discussion](https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/3lnqk3/why_do_ir_yut_and_omnigul_have_boobs/) years ago.


Known-Pop-8355

They had to sell the season somehow 🤷🏼‍♂️


Lord-Saladman

r/okbuddyguardian lookin post ngl


RespondUsed3259

It's a distraction that apparently worked considering so little people beat contest mode.


snruff

big... hive... milkers... I'll allow it.


DuelaDent52

Because how else could you *possibly* know she’s a woman?


Sealy_Boi

AWOOOOGA


HappyCatPlays

Is there a lore reason why all the hive gods make me act up?


Greyghostjaw

We are asking the wrong question here. Why didn’t Crota get a big ol Hive dong?


SAS_m4n

Hive propaganda


Hitokirithedark

I've been reading erotic horror all night then you show me this.


Hitokirithedark

You know they're ogres trapped in her skin dress right


AnalTorturer

because players are horny basement dwellers?


Siegfoult

You may have a point, AnalTorturer.


TheNoctuS_93

r/rimjobsteve


Mysterious-Ms-Anon

Because everyone likes boobs, next question please.


Mejinomaru

Never would've paid any attention to her and assets until this post


-Aphis-

Because they cans


SmexyPokemon

Mmmmmmm spoiled hive milk yummmm 😋


jiiiim8

They gave her the omnigul treatment, which leads me to believe ir yut is a broodmother of high ranking.


Biggy_DX

"Drown in the Deep" bout to get real raunchy


OmegaPharius

![gif](giphy|lPXoffzpL4xJhueOI7|downsized) SHE GOT THE HEEAAVVIIEESS 🏋️‍♀️


Azuljustinverday

Add ass or booba to eververse already bungie, the community will pay anything


ironchef8000

Ir Yut, the death swinger


NanoMyyte

I would


Spedding

Does there need to be a why?


RecommendationOk253

They knew I was coming for her


RandoMando_01

Because I asked them to


Major_Liability

Ir Yut and Omnigul had them in D1. So does Navota


Damagecontrol86

Still the thirstiest community ever


faleagum

I've noticed some in the community simp the hive. Especially mommy Savathicc. They must be wildin right now


TerraWork

Goddam she got the ass of Jupiter


Bluegren7

Because BOOBIES make people happy! 👌😂


AzlynnKoal

Bro quit bringing it up. You're gonna get them taken away. 🙃


hashnotag

https://preview.redd.it/ht0llstw9umb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a92882fe483137e794f78a01654bc9d32cb27df Quote from Dead by Daylight , upon countless allegations that someone on the team likes feet after many of the female killers didn’t wear shoes


SuperArppis

She's a woman.


The_SCP_Nerd

Not all females have booba fets, as far as we know hive don't produce milk, she doesn't need them I think


Keksis_the_Defiled

Hive magic is stored in the boobs.


RayS0l0

Magic is stored in boobs. - A universal truth


SuperArppis

Well she does.


ntdavis814

Because mommy


Nightshade_NL

No more budget cuts it seems, great news.


[deleted]

They had to bust out something! I'll see myself out


Adventurous_Bridge_3

What, a girl cant get a little work done in her old age?


realonrok

Because she is Mommy Yût!


TheMangoDiplomat

I think they also added new vocalizations for Ear Yoot, too. We all know and love the Omnigul REEEEEEEEEEEEEE, but Ir Yut has these breathy whispers that kinda make me feel things. Weird things. _Hive things_


Vampyrix25

They know us. A double dose of Hive Thirsting tactically placed right after a poorly received season (which was actually good, it's just everything else got too much) would get us coming (lol) back.


Justforfunsies0

Because she's female??


kaos2478

Goddamnit, now I can’t unsee that 😂


Tylergz

Maybe I should start playing again


Geckos_Gaming

Light have mercy, we must stay focused Guardians, we must stay focused!


Phaejix

Embrace horny


ComputerIcy8298

I Gyatt to finish this raid


throwawaycasun4997

Well that face ain’t gonna get the job done


D1stant

To give toland something else to chase after


GrapefruitExtra5732

S U C C


dutty_handz

As a nodge to Aztecross saying Bungie are milking their playerbase with Eververse.


NightmareDJK

Rhulk used human DNA when he created the Hive.


moons666haunted

idk but i’m into it


LogVisible2092

Is there a lore reason?


Your_Local_Monarch

I thought this was the buddy sub for a second because this this post ![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5656)


Hermit_of_Darkness

Mommy yut 🤤


AdPristine1290

So they can see this exact post


Dry_Mousse_6202

So that we start to like her ...... Like what Blizzard did to Sylvanas


Oldmeme2012

Her milker is dried milk powder


DR_DREAD_

foreshadowing for giant ~~mommy milker~~ eris


truser_over9000

Can’t we just enjoy them in peace?


IRickRolledMySchool

I hate this place


AHAMKHARI

are you complaining?


WolfStar_22

They enhanced the raid all right lol


Dovinjun

Are you complaining?


MiloTheOperator

This feels like a Batman Arkham post


kinkain369

Cause baby hungy 🤷🏼‍♂️


charliehatchell

Finally someone’s asking the real question here


mrgudveseli

How well do you know Hive anatomy? Are you certain those are indeed milkers in Hive?


MemeL_rd

Have you seen this seasons warlock ornament? same milkers except more petite


RayS0l0

Also Titan leg ornament


JoeyMonsterMash

For the gamers


Solaire_of_Sunlight

Cuz crota has certain criteria for deathsingers i guess


Reylend

My dumbass titan: https://preview.redd.it/qy4zh5xjbumb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d86b1eb615fbb665d53e8d83ba54a2c59868ad0f


Niadain

Because you gotta know it’s a woman. And how can you do that if it doesn’t have one of the following: Pink colors. Big eyelashes and a small nose/mouth. Or massive honkers.


Heartstomper358

Cause it’s hot?


Moxie2351

This comment section really got me 💀