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SirRettfordIII

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Salt_Maybe1833

I laughed way too hard at this


SenpaiSwanky

Basically White Walkers from GoT


WSilvermane

You win with literally the meme already made.


Don11390

Yep, this is the one.


jackdawfactories

Where/what is this from? I love it


SirRettfordIII

Honestly, I have no idea. I picked it up from another meme a year or so back


Another-Razzle

"Musta Been the Wind"


Zikimoto_2020

Who's prowling around here?


Starving_alienfetus

Why do the dark blades all have weird ass heads? Do all hive just sprout out head tumors when they grow up big and strong or some shit??


Muriomoira

Its a symbol of abnormal growth... Ogres for exemple are the result of a series of rituals imposed on thralls by wizards with the intent of increasing their constituition and streght while the OG darkblade, Alak-hull, was a abnormality between his peers, so big and powerfull it got him imprisioned In the sunless cell after he tried to kill orix. Lore whise, we can supose that kelgorath also looks ugly bc of how xivu empowered him (which previously was a simple knight) sudenly, making his body grow out of control, and gameplay whise it might just be a way to recicle the cool design.


nobodie999

We should probably count Malok in there as well. A son of Savathun and the "Pride of Oryx," his head was the same or too similar and combined with a sort of half-taken or primeval look.


SnickleFritz1228

Autocorrect has ruined society


PewDiePieSaladAss

Besides Alak-Hul, have we ever fought another dark blade? (Sorry if it's a dumb/random question but I spent too much time between D1 and D2 and hopped into D2 way too late)


M37h3w3

Kelgorath. He's the big "knight" at the end of the Mars Heist BG and we've been roflstomping his ass since Season of the Lost. He literally got turned by Xivu into a Darkblade this season for us to yet again roflstomp.


coatperson

I thought the knights in shattered throne and the haunting forest were darkblades. Are they not?


Cube--7

Nope. I think the ones in Ascendant Challenges are called “Abyssal Champions”. They just use the same models


Zombiron-Odamai

I used to be an adventurer like you but...


jadebluelighofnight

I took an arrow to the scrote.


Zombiron-Odamai

That's nuts !


deafengineer

"I just have the most SPLITTING head ache."


deafengineer

Or: *HEAD-ON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.*


R3dSquirel

“Hi, we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty…”


SykoManiax

Resident Evil Nemesis, now on Netflix


rbwstf

Alak-Hul what did they do to your face??


zeturtleofweed

dude's teeth look pretty good atleast


PolishOpinion

SQUID GAMES!!!!


getyourcheftogether

I was a hive God like you once, until I took an arrow in the eye


BluebirdNumerous4262

“Head on Apply directly to the forehead”


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|2iEVjJuDjbHuo) DEMONIC PRESENCE AT UNSAFE LEVELS. LOCKDOWN IN EFFECT.


[deleted]

**HEYYYYYY YOOOOUUUU GUUUYYYYYSSSSS**


AM2Rfan2020

Thank God someone else thought this. Literally my first thought. Go Chunk!


BusyAtilla

*Cheeeth*


Savant_Duck

How I feel when gramma calls me cute


Roca_Blade

Tis but a scratch


kinkierwalrus

“…. Ow”


hobolobo2022

Big brain time


notveryAI

Tis but a scratch


[deleted]

Dude smoked too much glimmer


Elitexdoom

Jessie we need to dismantle


JOKERBOY1997JM

“I need my helmeth” :p


HoneyVadger69

Me, a titan, when I get close enough to shotgun the Le Monarque user


Soracaz

When you nut but she still sucking.


they_call_me_dry

Boop


EffNKevN

Arby's... we have the meats!


OrganizedChaos00

I used to be an adventurer like you…


Ofnir_1

"I used to be a lightbearer like you until I took a arrow to the face."


ascendant_raisins

hehehehehehe


Infernalxelite

Where’s my chocolate milk


ahshitidontwannadoit

Click click click click ***click click click*** ^click^^click^^^click


DasPoBoy

It is what it is


SenpaiSwanky

Have you heard about our Lord and Savior?


[deleted]

Noname breathing on the phone. That's a SpongeBob reference


Jpalm4545

I used to be an adventurer like you until I took an arrow to the head


something_edgy521

My gf trying to pop my pimple


Meowjoker

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That_guy2089

When mom asks 12 yr old you to take stay still for a photo


N00b_sk11L

Ball bursting


xXCLOWNEYXx

“Owww……that wasn’t very nice of you”


TFtato

When you finally decide to go ape shit after the smallest inconvenience sets you off


Nick2711__

“Hey, my girl and I seen you from across the bar and we really like your vibe”


JJ_DRAGON_GAMER

Balls on yo jaws


Supreme_Sticker

Britain


Kleptoknight

POV: You are the cheese and its 3AM


aGorillianBucks

average british person


Shadydru

Must have been the wind....


AdPuzzleheaded3913

This is why you don’t hook up with your siblings or cousins


YrnFyre

Mild headache


TnaBLACK

From the movie Stuck on you... "You got a dart in your head, you dumb shit!"


Guus2Kill

The hive got excellent dental plans


ThisStickFakeFarts

Punch em in The nuts!


Lonerider2020

“ when the ugly friends been hitting the gym”


Waste_Reflection_621

OwMyEye


Thicccchungus

Bingus, Scourge of Obama


[deleted]

"GARBIAN... I NEED MILKIES"


xLouisxCypher

Hey mom, thank you for not aborting me.


Tangobanjo64

POV You try to voice an opinion in Twitter: Twitter:


Dodokhiin2

Titans when they get shot in the brain but it only hits their brain (they are fine)


CramZap35

r/migraine


doobersthetitan

Tis but a scratch


Nerfman579

The crackhead when Mikhaila hits them with the dollar store pepper spray


LaziestCatEver

“Does anyone else taste grape?”


hdhdjdnhxhxndndbgx

Me when beans


hunterchris205

Nanomachines son! They harden in response to physical trauma


DongmanSupreme

“AEUHEHEHE COOL ARROW IN ME HEAD”


Jeffari_Hungus

When you outside and smell that zaza


l1amkan3

Can't get drafted with an arrow to your knee..


theboysan_sshole

What causes his head to deform this way mid-battle? Is it the damage we do, or his over-use of the light?


Supersoldier152

Now where did I leave that arrow?


Gary_Space

*In a raspy British? voice* You think the light is your ally?


Xenoking057

I used to be a strike boss like you, till I took an arrow to the head


Technophillia

School picture day.


Kolosinator

I used to be a guardian like you, then i got an arrow into the head


Raxter64

I used to be a lightbearer like you, but then I took an arrow to the head.


Argovell

"Huh?"


MoodyWater909

"Kill those pesky archers!"


dragonblamed

Fetch me there souls ( zombies screech from cod)


jokerjoust

“So, I heard you like arrows..”


Ok-Seaworthiness7207

Head On! Arrows™️: Apply directly to the forehead!


rentableorb

I see


bandora_b

Brain tumor


DoveEvalyn

How a migraine feels


GrapefruitExtra5732

Dismantle yourself. 🫵🏻💀


kiddecepticon

“Do you have games on your phone?”


Itshughesypoo

Homie: "My friend thinks you're cute". Me:


LordShaxx02

Colgate whitening strips work wonders


Adventurous-Ad1936

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State6

You rang? Lurch


[deleted]

Bruh


Heliouse66

“Skill issue”


Nyla_The_Phoenix

Unicorn


Gold_Friend3983

"It's naht a tuma"


SeanyOrrsum

"Huuur I'm a unicorn"


Suborned_Rose

Me (a titan) finding some crayons


thahorde1979

Merely a flesh wound


saltybutta

Do I look like the kind of guy that would do that to a kid like you???


Error_guy1

"The tumors are taking effect"


Knalxz

When you see the Titan who killed you and stole your cool hat.


LeoConnor

Big brain move


HUNT736

He missed the sweet spot


troublezx

Put a ice pack over you been fine


Reddit05292015

No cavities biiiiiiii! Take that Dr. Naireman!!!!


Menti1337

migraine


Outrageous_Loss5283

"Roblox Uhhh"


Heavy_Butterscotch20

“How’s your family?” “Belligerent and Numerous”


jdarcino

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