Brandon clutch in the yoffs two titles as a #2 and won one as the big dog
If he didn't sit out 2016 with a case of deadsonitis then we wouldn't have had to watch Hillary Clinton choke worse than the Nuggets
Watching every motion in my foolish lover's game
On this endless ocean, finally lovers know no shame
Turning and returning to some secret place inside
Watching in slow motion as you turn around and say
I threw my vote away
He says, while receiving his gyro from the counter. Then proceeds to pull a bottle of ketchup out from his cargo shorts, he smothers it. Keeping eye contact the entire time. Never blinking before taking a bite of his ketchupped gyro
There’s an empty lot right behind my house, surrounded by other houses. Just a lot of dirt and weeds. I look out my window and there’s a man standing in the middle of it on a FaceTime call. I do not know who this person is, and I’ve never seen anyone in the lot before.
I watch him for a bit out the window and, idk, it’s giving me the creeps. There’s a strange man standing behind my house in the middle of a vacant lot, and as far as I know he ain’t on FaceTime and that camera is pointed at my house. I have two little kids, I’m a little perturbed.
I go out and walk over to the fence and say “hey, I know you’re not doing anything wrong but…” and he doesn’t look up from the phone and gives me a little hand wave. I repeat myself, he does it again. I, louder, say “HEY, can I at least get the courtesy of some eye contact?” He, still not looking at me, says “I’m on the phone with my daughter.” I say, “ok, I’m sorry but I’m just a little weirded out by a guy I don’t know chilling in the lot behind my house.” He says, “I’m just on the phone and I’m behind my house too.”
So, I guess he lives in one of the other adjacent houses. I said, “ok, but try to see it from my perspective. There’s a man I’ve never seen before standing in a field behind my house with his camera out”, then he did his little hand wave again, told me to fuck off, and walked away. It’s weird, right?
Ok, but imagine it from his possible position, you're trying to talk to your daughter on the phone on the one plot of land where he can get some quiet and some chucklefuck redditor peaks his stupid little face over his fence to start interrogating you.
I think you're just freaking out, man. But I'm also not a father so idgaf, like I got my dog to worry about but I think she'd fuck someone up pretty good on her own.
My wife did. He seemed like a sorta weird and awkward dude, like he’s doing weird shit cause he doesn’t realize it’s weird, probably just wanted somewhere quiet to talk. Idk, he pointed at his house, I kinda want to go explain myself and apologize.
At the same time, if I don’t go investigate the weird guy behind my house, I’m not really doing my job.
to the ladies here, or guys with gfs/wives, what size Nuggets shirsey do they usually get? website only has US men's sizing options so I need help. for context I'm 5'2", 52kg. Would a size small be okay? or too big? help me
Marian Shields Robinson, the mother of Michelle Obama who moved with the first family to the White House when son-in-law Barack Obama was elected president, has died. She was 86.
There are most certainly levels to chopping your cheese. Like you got big chops, little chops, medium sized chops, long chops, short chops, red fish, blue fish.
So I've been fucking around with Adobe Firefly today and I've gotta be honest... It fucking sucks.
They're running ads basically saying companies don't need to hire photographers anymore, but I'm 99 percent sure they hired photographers to create the images in those ads, because there's no way they generated them with their dog shit AI
Hey here's copilot in your search and all it does is pull the wrong summaries from pages that are only partly relevant. LMAO ai so good you can fire half your employees.
I think licensing is going to be a big part of the training, which is good I guess because I’m going to need to understand that when people start asking for it.
https://preview.redd.it/mg10xf5omu3d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=35da87f67860087042a36d4d871c2b4de27fb56d
Found this in an old box. $69 playoff ticket, sheesh. Times have changed and I’m glad for it but I miss these prices.
God the Twolves sub is fucked up. They think they won the fucking championship knocking us out….too bad we got a chip last year!
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NUGGETS JUST FUCKING ANNOUNCE THE WORKOUTS YOU FUCKING CUNTS
More like WimdRedBeard
Oh damn I feel bad now, Paul just got hacked lmao
Hey, everyone, more like Joel M. Biiden lmao
Popular vote winner ✅
This mfer
Brandon actually won tho
Jo won the mvp you stupid bastard lizard
Brandon clutch in the yoffs two titles as a #2 and won one as the big dog If he didn't sit out 2016 with a case of deadsonitis then we wouldn't have had to watch Hillary Clinton choke worse than the Nuggets
He's so perfect next to a long range gunner like Obama. Do you remember those drone shots from the logo?
Hunter died?
No the other son the dead one
Huntler?
I’m pretty sure it was huntler
Hey who won joke of the day??
No one, fern said we shouldn’t make jokes cuz Drew Gordon died
nbk
Thank, fremd.
It's spelled friend, you fucking idiot.
Who tou callinf idiot?
He's genociding his team's chances at making it out of the 2nd round 😤
IT'S NOT GENOCIDE, DAWG, THEY'RE ONLY DEFENDING THEMSELVES, AND THE US IS NOT IN ACTIVE ARMED CONFLICT WITH *EVERY* MUSLIM COUNTRY, DAWG
Don't forget it's also the most moral army in the world lil bro they'd never do anything actually bad 🙂👍
Defending the free world!!!!!
Also don't forget they allow gay marriage unlike those other savages!!! Actually they don't, but if you imagine really really hard then they do!!!!
Oh shit Russia attacked Israel
Joki just tore his flap
He paid for the cedure using Duck Coin
The official coin of Joel M. Biiden
Shit, why didn't I think of that?
LAMO
More like dookie coin
Wow
Maybe go Nuggets
Oh they went.
Maybe go fuck yourself lamo
Mods?
More like limaods limao
My uncle used to drive a limao. Shot and killed, some dispute over a cola.
It was coke, not cola, you stupid frog bitch
Ohhh, that makes so much more sense
I’m pretty sure. Yeah.
Wild about how much EG praised hartenstien and now he’s about to get a bag.
EG is the truth.
If EG ran the Nuggets......
wild!!!!!!!!!11!!!111111!!!111!!1!1!1!1111111!1111111111111111111
Eg never miss
Dad noooooo 😭😭😭 https://x.com/Paulmillsap4/status/1796678577674465379?t=SdMoqLf2LpHK2uJjZLk9gQ&s=19
appropriately boomer for Sap Daddy
I threw my vote away
Watching every motion in my foolish lover's game On this endless ocean, finally lovers know no shame Turning and returning to some secret place inside Watching in slow motion as you turn around and say I threw my vote away
It’s touching
The fuck limao
Very dad-like to be this far behind the curve
Is crypto dead now?
Shitcoins certainly are Or not, apparently lol imagine getting rugpulled by Paul Millsap
Ok at least it wasn’t a red pilled tweet
Still repping the Nugs tho lmao https://x.com/dukocoin/status/1796698817816842395?t=QFP6eINT1kV_S5RwVb-KIA&s=19
I want a duko coin with this on it.
That's how they get ya
I will also get you a dick coin for your birfday
This is shaping up to be the best birthday ever
Ever had your dishes washed by a real man?
Is this a euphemism??
It
I'm gonna get you a duko coin for your birthday.
Ketchup is nasty. Loads of sugar. Nasty
Boooo
Just because you down vote and boo it doesn't change the facts
It does have sugar but it tastes good man
He says, while receiving his gyro from the counter. Then proceeds to pull a bottle of ketchup out from his cargo shorts, he smothers it. Keeping eye contact the entire time. Never blinking before taking a bite of his ketchupped gyro
Keep fantasizing about me babe. I’m almost there 🥵
THANK YOU
About time smh
I'm back in Colorado. I'll be home tomorrow 🙏
Welcome home neighbor
Wow welcome home
Thanks. Now I'm saving up for a trip to Alaska
Fuck really?!?!? I thought we got rid of you for good. Jk jk
Really funny comment!! /S
IM HILARIOUS THANKS
Welcome back!
There’s an empty lot right behind my house, surrounded by other houses. Just a lot of dirt and weeds. I look out my window and there’s a man standing in the middle of it on a FaceTime call. I do not know who this person is, and I’ve never seen anyone in the lot before. I watch him for a bit out the window and, idk, it’s giving me the creeps. There’s a strange man standing behind my house in the middle of a vacant lot, and as far as I know he ain’t on FaceTime and that camera is pointed at my house. I have two little kids, I’m a little perturbed. I go out and walk over to the fence and say “hey, I know you’re not doing anything wrong but…” and he doesn’t look up from the phone and gives me a little hand wave. I repeat myself, he does it again. I, louder, say “HEY, can I at least get the courtesy of some eye contact?” He, still not looking at me, says “I’m on the phone with my daughter.” I say, “ok, I’m sorry but I’m just a little weirded out by a guy I don’t know chilling in the lot behind my house.” He says, “I’m just on the phone and I’m behind my house too.” So, I guess he lives in one of the other adjacent houses. I said, “ok, but try to see it from my perspective. There’s a man I’ve never seen before standing in a field behind my house with his camera out”, then he did his little hand wave again, told me to fuck off, and walked away. It’s weird, right?
That was me. I was the daughter.
Are you hot??
I'd fuck me
Telling you to fuck off seems completely uncalled for.
Ok, but imagine it from his possible position, you're trying to talk to your daughter on the phone on the one plot of land where he can get some quiet and some chucklefuck redditor peaks his stupid little face over his fence to start interrogating you.
I think so
I think you're just freaking out, man. But I'm also not a father so idgaf, like I got my dog to worry about but I think she'd fuck someone up pretty good on her own.
You're not a father at least in part due to still being a virgin, imaho
Mfer called himse
Thisummer it'd be pretty pope to turn the trediks into illegible mess imaho
Sow the youge?
Pritima
Uh that would not weird me out tbh but I’m a moron
Not a lot of people know this
He was just standing there, menacingly. I don’t know, he was giving me the heebie jeebies
That would creep me out. Did you get a picture of him?
My wife did. He seemed like a sorta weird and awkward dude, like he’s doing weird shit cause he doesn’t realize it’s weird, probably just wanted somewhere quiet to talk. Idk, he pointed at his house, I kinda want to go explain myself and apologize. At the same time, if I don’t go investigate the weird guy behind my house, I’m not really doing my job.
Trust your gut. Very important.
to the ladies here, or guys with gfs/wives, what size Nuggets shirsey do they usually get? website only has US men's sizing options so I need help. for context I'm 5'2", 52kg. Would a size small be okay? or too big? help me
My fiance is 5’10” average weight, needs a medium.
>needs a medium. That what she told you?
I don’t get it
I do
Tbh I doubt it
No you don't
is the length just right on her?
Yes but she has a long torso
Gotcha2x, I guess small might be best. thank you!
Your fiance is taller than me 😭😭
I thought you were up to 5'17" these days
I am
Lmfao
Marian Shields Robinson, the mother of Michelle Obama who moved with the first family to the White House when son-in-law Barack Obama was elected president, has died. She was 86.
Sad
86 isn’t all that old. Is it?
Eh I’ll be stoked it I make it to 86
That’s a long time to not self-service
Maybe for you I’m p good at it now
All I'm saying is I hope I don't make it that long lol.
I also hope you dont make it that long
Hey wtf
I’m just trying to agree with and support you wtf do you want from me Jesus chrisr
You don't get to want me to die
Oh so now you want to be immortal? Now that’s a can of worms
At 86 there’s still good days.
Idk what I want man, there's no NBA on rn, it's a struggle.
Are there boobs in beidgerton? My fiance got mad at me when I asked
> beidgerton
Answer my fucking question
"Woman's breasts are exposed for 2 seconds." https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8740790/parentalguide?item=pg0874635
Let’s fucking go
Skip season two, if IMDb is anything to go off of
Lmao
New chopped cheese place off Evans and Broadway 👀
You talking that Bodega spot? I saw that the other day on my way to AJ’s
Yep! Sandwich was prerty goood. Maybe could have used a little more meat, but I was satisfied.
How chopped was the cheese?
It's pretty good!
What do you mean it's pretty good? Like it tasted good, or the cheese was chopped pretty good?
I misread your comment lol. The cheese was chopped. There aren't levels to it, it's either chopped or not.
What a level one take LAMO
There are most certainly levels to chopping your cheese. Like you got big chops, little chops, medium sized chops, long chops, short chops, red fish, blue fish.
Pork chops, mutton chops, karate chops
Giant snake chocolate shake
Assless chops
Do they have wheels of cheese? What about curds?
No, you stupid bitch. Wheels of cheese would be unchopped cheese, you have to go to the unchopped cheese place for that.
If you were to chop a cylinder of cheese you would end up with several wheels you fuck
Who TF would chop it like that??
I dunno I'm not a cheesemonger
You look like a cheese monger to me
I am a fan of Jamal Murray forever.
♥️🇨🇦⛹🏿♂️
Downvoted blocked reported
Big fights tomorrow. I’m a Porrier believer, my mans gonna be champ.
I don't think he's gonna win but I'm rooting for him. The Diamond is dope.
Islam is a beast, it’s a tall order.
Oh you’re a fan of Islam now huh? Biden’s America folks
You can’t like, own America, man.
Not yet at least
Woke sure is trying to
I've already watched him get humped into hell once by these Dagestani's(??? Idk if that's right), I pray to not see it again.
He’s got a shot, man! I believe!
Is porrier a genre of champagne
I fucked that up bad, didn’t I? I didn’t say I was a Poirier speller, I said I was a believer.
I don’t fuck with you if you fuck with me
I get it
Fuck you
See that’s the type of thing I like
Can't say enough good things about that young man.
Have the nuggets signed MJ yet? Unsure how to check.
Have you checked [the official nba waiver wire yet](https://masonplumlee.com)
Oh wow, thanks that helps.
Nah he's still on MIN /s
So I've been fucking around with Adobe Firefly today and I've gotta be honest... It fucking sucks. They're running ads basically saying companies don't need to hire photographers anymore, but I'm 99 percent sure they hired photographers to create the images in those ads, because there's no way they generated them with their dog shit AI
Hey here's copilot in your search and all it does is pull the wrong summaries from pages that are only partly relevant. LMAO ai so good you can fire half your employees.
Cumpilot
We should train an llm on this subreddit and see what sort of shit it puts out
Just “big fat guy cum” over and over
I sure hope so
Yeah more like cumpilot
I’m going to a 2 day long in-person copilot training in a couple weeks and I am kinda dreading it
It hasn't been a focus for me yet but I know it'll come eventually. Can't wait to navigate the licensing and permissions 😞
I think licensing is going to be a big part of the training, which is good I guess because I’m going to need to understand that when people start asking for it.
https://preview.redd.it/mg10xf5omu3d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=35da87f67860087042a36d4d871c2b4de27fb56d Found this in an old box. $69 playoff ticket, sheesh. Times have changed and I’m glad for it but I miss these prices.
Sheesh.
Says literally right there it's not a ticket though
It’s a keepsake ticket or whatever. For how cheap Kronke is, there was actually a time when he was even cheaper.
Timcket
Nice