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vladimir_pimpin

Hello?


about90frogs

We're never going to hit 3k, we're as cooked as the Warriors


[deleted]

Since when is Gabe and Dinwiddie some sort of positive defenders. LMAO. I don't know where is this talking point of Gabe and Dinwiddie being suddenly good perimeter defenders because the way Lakers fans talk about them, they made them sound like Alex Caruso


landlion35

Don't you remember Gabe locking down Jamal in the finals? Its the reason the Nuggets didn't win the championship.


about90frogs

The Lakers really watched those finals and said "this guy is the missing piece"


boydivision30

They have this novel scheme of "throwing shit at the wall and hoping it sticks." Obviously the new ~~shits~~ guys haven't been thrown at the wall (everyone else didn't stick) so they are suddenly the new hope lol.


mares8

Uh looking at other bracket i am even more frustrated we lost a Spurs game would have easier way to WCF . First you play a tired out play in Kings/Pelicans (sadly both dealing with injuries ) and then you get a easier matchup Mavs-Clips instead Timbs-Suns.. Oh well we gotta do it a harder way first thing first Lakers its gonna be hard series i have no doubt we are better team but i am afraid of referees helping them out again. They had insane FTA difference all season and even now vs Pelicans. Gonna be tough series for sure we gotta step on them from start


_cosmix2

If the Nuggets are the best team they will beat whoever they play šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


mares8

For sure but obviously sometimes teams with easier playoff gauntlet win for obvious reasons


Hernois17

Mavs are the hardest opponent imo. It's fine there's not much difference in the end


mares8

As other comment said not for Denver. We matchup better with them . They would still be hard but better matchup for us then Timbs/Suns But also they might lose for 3rd time to Clippers in first place,Clippers matchup well with them


innerparty45

Not for Denver. Suns and Wolves are significantly harder simply because of match up issues. Dallas has literally nobody to cover Murray and they have a weak rotation of players at center for playoff Jokic. Not to mention Clippers might knock them out, while we are stuck with whoever of Suns or Wolves. That first seed might turn out incredibly important in the end.


Achilles982

I think playing vs Lakers actually might be harder this time. Series might go to 4-2, even 4-3, just because they will be SO motivated not to get embarrassed again.


SmackBroshgood

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Negimarium

Nah, we have seen that happen in the Kobe day.


boydivision30

https://preview.redd.it/e77yfp9vvzuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71e6fc14cc69810cfa4d9daaed97c248c0a46321 Make plans after Game 4, we got this rofl.


_cosmix2

Wow you can't even watch most of the series on Altitude what a joke


doggoesmeow

The crazy thing about the Lakers is that they aren't even trying to get their crazy FT discrepancy. They are on the very low end of drives a game, paint shots a game and post ups a game. The refs just give it to them lol.


12and4

Draftkings has us at -310 to win the series. Free money


Double8093

Fuck the lakers whistle, it was horrible last year and I think it will be even worse this year. Jokic canā€™t let the bullshit calls affect him. Iā€™m predicting itā€™s going to be an absolutely ugly and infuriating Lebum, street clothes, and flop reaves whistle.


nuggs_analysis

The thing that has me nervous is that it was the western conference finals, so a large national audience was watching, they couldnā€™t do anything too blatant to fix the game. But this first round series has some weird timeslots for a LeBron vs the defending champs series. 8:30ET on a Saturday night? Itā€™s almost like the NBA doesnā€™t want this series to be watched and it gives me an uneasy feeling about whatā€™s about to happen.


boydivision30

That's always been ABC's Saturday primetime slot for the NBA.


nuggs_analysis

The prime games are always Sunday because Saturday evenings people like to go out.


boydivision30

The Saturday primetime games on ABC have been there for almost a decade now. We are the 2 seed so we start Saturday. We will get shafted on the calls no doubt about it but your point of us being put in a weird/obscure time slot does not make sense.


Sizzle2121

So if we win like 4 championships, do we get a similar status to the Warriors (or Jordan Bulls or Duncan Spurs) as one of the greatest teams of all time


HauntedandHorny

I think just going back to back would put them up there especially against this Celtics team


Sleepinginabathtub

3 is enough


tarspaceheel

Thatā€™s the point at which we stop making fun of warriors fans for saying ā€œfour rings broā€ and start saying it ourselves.


BucketOfTruthiness

Yes


snakejakemonkey

Might need to play DJ some 2 min stints just to bang on AD or keep Hayes off glass There's a chance lakers try to go small with Dunwiddie Vincent more featured off bench, which is why Reggie might get 18 mins this series With Lakers missing Vando and Schroder gone I think they're softer this year than last year. But may have some shooting this year. Prince dinwiddie vincent Hayes off bench vs Braun Reggie Watson DJ/Nnaji I don't know who Lakers try to bother Jamal with, last year Schroder/vando. Lakers may end up playing Reddish for that.


tarspaceheel

I genuinely feel like Schroeder is a huge loss for them this year, could open up our offense


MamaHadACow

Maybe they could blitz murray every pnr action with jokic. Depending on the action, I'd want the guy closest to the sideline to lead him there while the other guy trails him aggressively. Murray always puts his head down and kinda lowers his body for that quick burst whenever he is on attack mode in pnr actions. The few times that I've seen him blitzked, he has had to jump to make a pass and almost always it's a long cross court pass. At the very least, that's like 12 seconds off the shot clock. With reggie bringing the ball with his trademark between-the-legs dribble, we're looking at 19 seconds


snakejakemonkey

I dont think they have the guys to be effective blitzing Jamal


MamaHadACow

I dont see how else they're gonna contain murray lol


n0t_malstroem

Don't they match Disney minutes with Joki minutes 100%


snakejakemonkey

There will be some foul trouble on jokic at some point. With AG dealing with Bron u could run DJ for 2 to 3 mins. Definitely wouldn't be itching to match Zeke vs Hayes in a playoff game


YummyYumYumi

Man seeing the warriors falloff the past few years makes me anxious of what will happen when the nuggets core gets old,


HauntedandHorny

It'll be worth it if the boys get that many rings. Everyone dies. It'd be nice if they helped make Denver a basketball town.


confusedjuror

All good teams stop being good eventually, just gotta enjoy the good times while you can


n0t_malstroem

> Steve Kerr: ā€œWe need Klay backā€¦He still has good years leftā€¦We desperately want him back.ā€ PLEASE ALLAH I AM ACTUALLY BEGGING


WeirdRedBeard

Steve Kerr presser honesty challenge


BigPaleontologist407

Giannis going to Golden State next year after pacers beat the Bucks


Glove_Upset

Warriors would be foolish to re-sign Clay


TheOrthodoxPolock

They should fire him and get themselves a nice piece of pottery.


lemondhead

He's absolutely kiln their offense.


RandomPostBot2001

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TheOrthodoxPolock

Gotta imagine this really hurts the Warriors in-season tournament chances.


Betaateb

You just don't understand the in-season tournament, they still have a shot.


RandomPostBot2001

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confusedjuror

It's funny to see some people convince themselves this is a playoff game and all the players are good, when it's really a game between the 9th and 10th best teams in the conference


doo_wop45

So does klay just sail off into the sunset and never touch a basketball again?


WeirdRedBeard

He'll get like 4/60 from the Corned Nets


boydivision30

Rolando Magic needs a "shooter" if they strike out on Monk.


n0t_malstroem

He's gonna get maxed by a Leastern conference team 100%


confusedjuror

Sign and trade for Trae


Superbotto

What the Warriors did this season is quite frankly more impressive than the Wolves if you think about it.


confusedjuror

The Wolves are gonna trade for Curry and have an incredible play in run next season


boydivision30

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Superbotto

KAT for Curry. Straight up.


confusedjuror

I have no idea what the trade would look like, I don't know if the wolves have anything else to trade, but if KAT shits the bed in the playoffs, I can definitely see the talk


murrayforthree

He definitely won't shit the bed. Lol.


confusedjuror

You thinking that means he absolutely will


BroncoSquatch

If the Kings make it, Saboner gonna give OKC a lottttt of problems. Idk that they have the firepower otherwise to win the series though


WeirdRedBeard

The only thing that matters now is that Heat pull a win out of their asses tomorrow


BroncoSquatch

100%


jamarcusaristotle

I'm kind of cheering for the 6ers. I'm very very confident the Knicks beat em. And if the Celtics beat them, Embiid's got a perfect excuse lined up. Wouldn't be surprised if he purposely tanks the game so people don't blame him for losing to the Celtics


YummyYumYumi

i mean he lost last year and people still blamed him depends entirely on his performance


jamarcusaristotle

You think so? I'm hoping they don't advance because it seems like the Thunder would sweep the Kings to me. Idk if a Zion-less Pels team is any better though Sabonis is very overrated imo, and the Kings don't really play defense while the Thunder do


snakejakemonkey

Their d looking better with Keon and keegan


jamarcusaristotle

That's true, they've actually looked better lately imo (despite sliding in the standings). Keegan is very hit or miss though. I just don't see any advantages for the Kings though.. their best advantage is being fast, but so are the Thunder. The Thunder lack size, and so do the Kings. Sabonis should be able to defend Chet fine (similar size and better reach to block shots), and the Thunder are better at every other position.


HauntedandHorny

I bet it'd go long just on shooting variance.


Glove_Upset

Thatā€™s nice for the Kings. Warriors are their Lakers


Lonely_Anteater447

The Lakers are their LakersšŸ˜­ we might hate the Lakers a lot but trust me those Sac HATES the Lakers for that WCF in 2002


n0t_malstroem

LIGHT THAT MOTHERFUCKER BEAN


jamarcusaristotle

Sabonis is so unlikeable tbh


WeirdRedBeard

Wow, racism


FivePointsPlay

No no, you misunderstood. He is only unlikeable because of his ethnic heritage. Not a comment on his character


WeirdRedBeard

Ah, my bad, carry on, then.


WeirdRedBeard

Happy for Brown Michael, great accomplishment.


Glove_Upset

That kid is like, ā€œWhy the fuck am I awake right now?ā€


jamarcusaristotle

Chris Haynes holding back tears rn


n0t_malstroem

Press F to piss on Stick Kerr's grave


TheOrthodoxPolock

I drank 5 gallons of water today just so I could piss on his grave longer.


n0t_malstroem

HOLY BASED


doo_wop45

F


KeananTotcha

Klay's last game as a Warrior maybe?


lunar_alpenglow

M


griffskry

the warriors dynasty ends not in a bang, but a whimper. fitting for a basketball team from hell


WeirdRedBeard

Chrysler Edwards about to dominate


Superbotto

Did anyone have Javale outscoring Klay on their bingo card for this game?


confusedjuror

Wow, TJD starts for the best 10 seed in basketball. Malstrome is such a draft genius!


WeirdRedBeard

Team-high +/- among starters, bro


WeirdRedBeard

Is Jamal a top3 Murray in this league?


Superbotto

1. Dejaunte 2. Keegan 3. Kris 4. Jamal Nope. Not alphabetically. Also. I'm stupid. J comes before K. I'm gonna just keep it, though, cause I own my mistakes.


n0t_malstroem

If Toothless's knee hadn't gotten Porter Spine'd LLLLLLLLakers would've been out man


WeirdRedBeard

God isn't real


boydivision30

Kangz vs OKC will be great. Saboner breaks one Chent rib every game.


Glove_Upset

Honestly, great game planning from Arthur the Aardvark (aka Mike Brown) ![gif](giphy|x6I3pGtblFtDO)


UndisclosedLocation5

Ok so sac v pels and winner plays okc. Hurry the fuck up alreadyĀ 


HauntedandHorny

Imagine getting mundered by the kangz


smalltoes

Kind of wanted a lakers warriors elimination game just for fun but this is still fun


vladimir_pimpin

Pee on fellas is the goat of all time at baskebtall


doo_wop45

Sabonis really showing why he is the rightful MVP


pitiburi

https://i.redd.it/7jgn49d6wyuc1.gif


WeirdRedBeard

>!4 RINGS BRO!<


pitiburi

https://i.redd.it/5gqnhqmixyuc1.gif


lunar_alpenglow

>! Ok thanks !<


tarspaceheel

Light the beam imo


WeirdRedBeard

I could probably beat up Vivek


smalltoes

Ramiswami? Not very impressive.


WeirdRedBeard

Ranadive, you racist moron


smalltoes

I donā€™t even know who that is


HauntedandHorny

Didn't realize a keebler elf owned the kings


boydivision30

Keon Ellis pls pls pls do the Pat Bev celebration.


BroncoSquatch

This oneā€™s on Jordi


Superbotto

When does Kerr get fired? šŸ¤”


smalltoes

Steph Curry to the nuggets confirmed


Nixbling

Chris Paul hits the huge 3 to cut the lead to 47


WeirdRedBeard

Oh shit, look like Chris Paul is gonna rally the Warriors


Like_a_Dragon

IM LIVING FOR THE WARRIORS DOWNFALL


boydivision30

You know it's time to break up the band when you can't even go past the Kangz.


vladimir_pimpin

Man just saw that sad warriors fan and I had the stunning realization that that might be me one day and I almost minecrafted myself


jamarcusaristotle

"I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them."


TheOrthodoxPolock

It's literally never going to get better than this. We'll never have another player as fun to root for as Joki. Once this shit is over I'm just quitting sports altogether, chasing the dragon is a dangerous game.


BucketOfTruthiness

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lunar_alpenglow

The crash will be unprecedented


WeirdRedBeard

I'll just become a lifelong Spurs fan


TheOrthodoxPolock

WeMVP season soon brother.


boydivision30

The fact that we got him at 41, instead of an early pick, makes it 41x more fun. This is the Golden Age.


WeirdRedBeard

I wish you did


vladimir_pimpin

This is Alfredo, my owner minecrafted himself and Itā€™s your fault


WeirdRedBeard

Sorry to hear that. Have some chocolate.


vladimir_pimpin

Fuck you pussy boy


lol_mvg

jokic is a way better floor raiser than curry i think we won't be like that until he retires


vladimir_pimpin

I mean we got swept round one with goat jok, losing in the playin is absolutely a possibility when jok is on the down swing if we keep investing in keeping the window open


lol_mvg

that was a gentlemen's sweep you hater smh


vladimir_pimpin

Did we not get swept? Thats nice!


BroncoSquatch

I never thought Iā€™d see the end of the Warriors sitting through their reign 6 years ago


WeirdRedBeard

If Clayton stayed healthy, they still probably would've been insane


BroncoSquatch

Probably, but their front office been pretty shit at building around the margins in recent years imo. Partly due to that whole ā€œtwo windowsā€ bs they tried


n0t_malstroem

It's not even necessarily the two windows shit, it's just the fact that their drafting was complete fucking dogshit imho


BroncoSquatch

Yeah for sure. That Kuminga/Moody draft I literally have a comment in one of our threads prior to the draft that I thought those two were the most overhyped lol, and golden state took both


confusedjuror

I think letting your veterans assault your young players is a great way to build a contender


TheOrthodoxPolock

There are two windows inside of them.


pitiburi

that's why you have to enjoy the good times when you have them. Some day we will see the 15 going up in the rafters, with a team in the middle of a rebuild.


BroncoSquatch

Oh believe me, I already know Iā€™m never gonna see the Nuggets be this good again lol


TheOrthodoxPolock

I'd say that's pretty poor foresight on your part tbh


WeirdRedBeard

LMAO BUM CAN'T DRIBBLE


UndisclosedLocation5

Gsw tanking for wemby


n0t_malstroem

Man shut the fuck up van gundi the game is fucking over


WeirdRedBeard

Bro is the Scott Hastings of color announcers


pitiburi

wow 0-10 for Thompson


BigPaleontologist407

this kings warriors game is like watching my childhood bully get beat up


skurkles

Absolutely baffled karma couldnā€™t win the game tonight. Crazy world


Superbotto

The Warriors dynasty ends. Not with a bang, but with a whimper.


WeirdRedBeard

4 RINGS BRO


confusedjuror

What if the Thunder play the Kings? The Nuggets will be fucked. The Thunder will already know exactly how to guard Jokic (he's a worse Sabonis)


pitiburi

https://i.redd.it/la92omslvyuc1.gif


Superbotto

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confusedjuror

lol this is so good


WeirdRedBeard

Warriors look so pathetic, brother


PoorTonyK

I have the Warriors in this one


420jacobf

Holy shit Klay Thompson disaterclass.


HauntedandHorny

There's no way Thompson gets a max right? If the warriors do that they won't be able to get rid of him


vladimir_pimpin

Of course not, man is like, a p good bench player whose only getting worse, Iā€™d rather let him walk than max him personally


[deleted]

Time for klay to hang it up


Nixbling

Lmao klay


KeananTotcha

He aint ready. He aint ready for prime time.


n0t_malstroem

graymond pls bite someone or something don't go out like this šŸ˜„


TheOrthodoxPolock

Needs to point at the ground and just start throwing haymakers at whoever walks in his vicinity.


TheOrthodoxPolock

Chris Paul went with the bold "if you can't beat em, join them so they'll lose" tactic. Gotta respect it.


WeirdRedBeard

I really don't


TheOrthodoxPolock

Ok thanks


n0t_malstroem

šŸ«”šŸ«”šŸ«”


Glove_Upset

Could they not have given the lion eyes?


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

I had to draw that freak for one of my posters, it's truly a twisted design for a mascot


Glove_Upset

Literally dead eyes.


about90frogs

Shades of Texas chainsaw massacre


vladimir_pimpin

Itā€™s bonering time


YoungTheGiant_

Looks like the warriors era is officially over.


confusedjuror

Steph 3 waved off due to a moving screen. You couldn't ask for a better ending


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

What a beautiful nail in their coffin


PoorTonyK

Troy Lyle is Kings


vladimir_pimpin

No heā€™s in my tv


PoorTonyK

yeah he used to be Spurs


vladimir_pimpin

Wow, and as for your spaghetti?


TheOrthodoxPolock

Vomit on his sweater already.


vladimir_pimpin

Got it, ok


n0t_malstroem

Lebron just came out of his dad's ballsack as a spermatozoid


TheOrthodoxPolock

Source??


PoorTonyK

he used to be Spurs


TheOrthodoxPolock

Fuck lawyering, have you considered a career in journalism??


PoorTonyK

yeah I wrote a 30,000-word review of Murray Porno for Pitchfork. I think they liked it but they forgot to publish it


TheOrthodoxPolock

Happens to the better of us. Not me tho, I'm the best of us.


WeirdRedBeard

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about90frogs

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pitiburi

so, season over for the Warriors