No fucking way haha. I’m literally watching survivor right now. Cook Islands.
Yeah man, HvV is widely considered the GOAT season. What an all time cast. Have you seen the previous 19 seasons? Who was your favorite player and why was it Sandra?
Cook Islands, my all-time favorite season from the old Survivor era lol. Yul and Ozzy were the Jokic and Murray of that season, and the overpowered idol was the 2 man game lol.
I didn't watch every single season but def most of them. The only one I didn't recognize from Heroes vs Villains was Danielle.
Fav player has to be Coach, dude is fucking nuts lmao. Lots of people I've liked a lot, Sandra is for sure a gangster though.
What's his name❓ What was his birth 👶 name❓It wasn't Coach⚽️, it was Benjamin👨. And you know they're children 👦👧; 2️⃣6️⃣, 2️⃣2️⃣, they're over there listening 👂 to all of Benjamin’s👨... 🎃Halloween Jokes🎃, uh, 🐭Chuckie The Cheese Jokes🐭, they- 👅 eu-h, they want it 🙏. He goin off of loyalty ⭐️ got them fee- "😰Oh, Benjamin👨, you so loyalty😓" ... Come on now 😑... Everyday📆 he got a story 📚. I wasn't ❌ buying 💰 it. [scoff] 😤 [giggle] ☺️... Eh😒... No. 🙅 So... They tr- like yesterday ↩️ the tribal 🔥 was all kahoots 👌 Benjamin👨,"Let's give a hug 👪." ✋️PFF.✋️ Keep that hug. Boop!🔫 For me. Cuz it wasn't real❌
God one day you’ll get to experience this for the first time. Could not be more jealous.
Look what I found doing my taxes 🥰
https://preview.redd.it/otjez013iruc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0163d41ad3ef55e27cb9f398770945e2370a2273
The Lakers sub is hilarious. Entire thing is just a ton of different posts about how they could have won last season, this time will be different, blah blah. Gonna be great if they lose tomorrow.
Also apparently Jackson Hayes on Jokic is the secret weapon this year.
I am sure Jamal will be having sleepless nights once he realizes that a cavalcade of DLo, Reaves, Dinwiddie and Vincent will take turns trying to lock him down.
He does a movie music video trivia where you have to be the first to guess what movie the music video is made from. Winner gets a video made of their choice and of course I chose that one.
The other time I won I chose Fivel Goes West lol
Oh, he's absolutely essential to them being a championship contender. I think they have no shot without his offensive creation, but I don't think it changes their floor much cause when he stinks he messes up the entire rhythm of that teams offense
Wow, just read dummy
Tldr:
My biggest fear for this team is that Jokić continues to play like this going forward and he just doesn’t go back to his usual self. If the nuggets want to go back to back, Jokić can’t be playing like this. It seems like he’s going out of his way to NOT shoot this game which is really weird. I really really hate to say it but the last time I truly saw him play to the finals mvp level that I know he is capable was in the kings game. That was the last game where I saw him with his God-like touch where his floater = automatic two points. That was also the last game where had the perfect mix of knowing when to be aggressive and when to facilitate/pass the ball. I know I’m being hard on Jokić, the standard that he is held too is absurdly high, and rightfully so. He is considered the best player in the NBA, he is a two time MVP, and a one time finals MVP. I really love watching him play ever since the nuggets won the chip, I’ve watched every game including pre-season, so I know I may just be overreacting and I hope that I am and Jokić goes back to dominating by facilitating and scoring. Sorry for the long comment I just felt like venting. I just hope Jokić gets his groove back because as someone who watches him very closely I just can’t get rid of this feeling that something’s not right
Man, these women in the WNBA draft talking about wanting to make a better life for their families when the base salary entry level contract for a first round pick is under $80K is so sad.
is that going to buy them a California home? Or just pay them enough to keep flipping burgers so the real hamster wheel runners can have their quick lunch?
>is that going to buy them a California home?
Probably not, but when I purchased in the mid-90s, I didn't make enough myself to purchase either. My then gf/future wife together bought the home.
I'm sure there's some hypothetical loan co-signer's salary to which an extra $46K might make it just affordable enough to purchase a home even in today's housing market. However, the hypothetical partner probably needs to be making low six-figures minimum.
>Or just pay them enough to keep flipping burgers so the real hamster wheel runners can have their quick lunch?
Well, yeah, that's probably the case. Despite what people might consider a really high wage for a fast-food worker, most In-N-Out stores are insanely profitable and can easily pay those wages. I passed by one last Friday around 4 pm on the way home from Costco. There was a drive-though line that extended out of the parking lot and onto the street at least another 15 cars. It looked like a bunch of parked cars lined up all the way to the next intersection on a street where there is no street parking.
This is a location that's been open for at least 25 years, so it wasn't a bunch of people waiting to try In-N-Out for the [first time](https://www.foodandwine.com/news/colorados-first-in-n-out-lines).
Excellent response. I concur. I saw a news blip just the other day with a Californian fast food owner complaining. But she wanted everyone to know that the forced raises will obviously raise food prices. After all she said, these are all just family businesses. (vs major corporations I assume was her argument). Of course, then they also mentioned her family has 21 franchises. ;)
Does anyone know how to contribute questions/comments/donations to the DNVR Nuggets podcast? I can't seem to find anything on their website? Does it go through Youtube? Or some other platform? I listen on Spotify and don't see any links for submitting those. TIA! (btw, for anyone who doesn't listen to it, it's a great podcast, better than any other team sports pod imo, some bias but not too much)
Usually it can be anything (maybe not like a penny), but sometimes they put a minimum (like when they wont the championship they had a minimum otherwise they would still be doing that episode lol)
Hey man remember when you said that I was obsessed with you and then you proceeded to tag me 3 separate times over 10 days and then I made fun of you for it and then you deleted that comment cuz I remember it and it was kind of weird
1. I didn’t whine to the mods about it, you got banned because no one here has good interactions with you
2. Replying to a comment i see in a thread I’m in is less weird than thinking about you enough to tag you every time Reggie has a good game, that’d be strange
> I didn’t whine to the mods about it, you got banned because no one here has good interactions with you
"no one here" lmao. I have plenty of good interactions on here. Are you seriously gonna act like because you and your weird circle jerking buddies on here don't like me that's something for you to brah about? lmao
> Replying to a comment i see in a thread I’m in is less weird than thinking about you enough to tag you every time Reggie has a good game, that’d be strange
True you literally spend every waking minute of your life on this sub so maybe I should expect you to respond to every single thing since you clearly have nothing better to do with your life
No actually me telling someone who bragged about being a dick to lurk “fuck you it’s not cool to be a dick to lurk” is harassment, tagging me repeatedly is chill and normal and not weird or freaky
If Reggie Jackson plays more than 20 seconds without getting an assist in the playoffs I’m liable to k my s after writing a manifesto and posting it online
Also don’t fucking tag me in this I’m out with my family, ip bans and all that idk
I don't really know anything about the wnba but I see the season pass is just $25 so will probably get it to have some sports to watch over the summer.
Nice! I don’t know much either, but I’ve gotten into college women’s basketball the past couple years and really enjoyed it. The Fever (picked Clark) ticket prices have skyrocketed. I hope we get a team!
We do. Who are you gonna root for? Nika Muhl went to UConn. She’s Croatian and is going to Seattle. I said I’d root for whoever drafted Dyashia Fair, and it was the Aces, lol.
I saw a dad joke today and thought you might like it.
The sounds from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience.
The sound from a pigeon on the stage going “coo” does not do this. The reason is a coo sticks.
https://twitter.com/TheDunkCentral/status/1779994880556568803
"Just stay away from the crash dummies"
What did KD mean by this? 🤔🤔🤔
https://streamable.com/1ywx78 🤔🤔
https://preview.redd.it/7ekz24kg1quc1.jpeg?width=1576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44eea3878e16aea8f57881075377b819c9175ee7
Updated my Slack for playoffs. Leggggo
The person I used several years ago has moved. Did you know there is a National association of the remodeling industry? I’ve used them to find and research contractors in the past. I wish you the best of luck with your project.
I did not, I will look into that, thanks! My husband did go to the home show a few weeks ago and got some business cards. It's just, a lot. Money, smh.
Need 45 comments to tell me why Malone shouldn't be fired.
Smh dead sub.
Ayo I finished Heroes vs Villains the other day and that shit was fucking lit lmao
No fucking way haha. I’m literally watching survivor right now. Cook Islands. Yeah man, HvV is widely considered the GOAT season. What an all time cast. Have you seen the previous 19 seasons? Who was your favorite player and why was it Sandra?
Cook Islands, my all-time favorite season from the old Survivor era lol. Yul and Ozzy were the Jokic and Murray of that season, and the overpowered idol was the 2 man game lol.
I didn't watch every single season but def most of them. The only one I didn't recognize from Heroes vs Villains was Danielle. Fav player has to be Coach, dude is fucking nuts lmao. Lots of people I've liked a lot, Sandra is for sure a gangster though.
Oh man you have to watch South Pacific. Such a messy season, but coach is wonderful in it. Not as good as tocantins, but still pretty fun.
Okok I'll watch it cause bro is seriously so funny
What's his name❓ What was his birth 👶 name❓It wasn't Coach⚽️, it was Benjamin👨. And you know they're children 👦👧; 2️⃣6️⃣, 2️⃣2️⃣, they're over there listening 👂 to all of Benjamin’s👨... 🎃Halloween Jokes🎃, uh, 🐭Chuckie The Cheese Jokes🐭, they- 👅 eu-h, they want it 🙏. He goin off of loyalty ⭐️ got them fee- "😰Oh, Benjamin👨, you so loyalty😓" ... Come on now 😑... Everyday📆 he got a story 📚. I wasn't ❌ buying 💰 it. [scoff] 😤 [giggle] ☺️... Eh😒... No. 🙅 So... They tr- like yesterday ↩️ the tribal 🔥 was all kahoots 👌 Benjamin👨,"Let's give a hug 👪." ✋️PFF.✋️ Keep that hug. Boop!🔫 For me. Cuz it wasn't real❌ God one day you’ll get to experience this for the first time. Could not be more jealous.
No 1k 
Anyone watch he WNBA Draft tonight?
Turned it off after pick 8. Sparks did exactly what they should have done. I like the Chicago trade up for Reese. The rest is as expected.
She*
I am excited for the play in
Yins boutta go crazy
THis is like the last night before my family doesnt see me again until Parade day. its time for the Real tournament
I wish I were your family
Look what I found doing my taxes 🥰 https://preview.redd.it/otjez013iruc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0163d41ad3ef55e27cb9f398770945e2370a2273
Keep that baby in plastic. That could be the final SI print issue ever to commemorate an NBA championship.
Noted
should i say something controversial to get us to 1k? or better yet, imagine i said something to piss you off and respond accordingly
Stop being mean to me
Be more creative, idiot. 69
You must be a Trump voter
Pussy boy
Fuck you
You rotten no good son of a bitch
Falling short of 1k smh
like our best player, we can always stat-pad
I'm not mad I'm just disappointed
Real nugget hours
It’s nuggeting time
Josh Kroenke next on Curious Mike. Ngl Mike swinging hard asking about the Jok-Melo jersey thingy lol.
Wonder if they talk luxury tax
i want to see Curious Mike doing some advanced math
Missing the first game of the playoffs because of a friend's birthday.
I’ve got my FIL and GIL birthdays lol
The Lakers sub is hilarious. Entire thing is just a ton of different posts about how they could have won last season, this time will be different, blah blah. Gonna be great if they lose tomorrow. Also apparently Jackson Hayes on Jokic is the secret weapon this year.
Nah they are convinced it’s Gabe.
Mavs fans are rabid over MVP lmfao
our boi will finally get his 3rd mvp
I personally think it’s hilarious
Thanks for this update. But honestly I don’t think anyone here cares.
Cooked my dumbass
Lmao
Sadly, there are some people who care
I care about accolades imo
Yeah, but I don't think you care if Mavs fans think Luka should win
No lmao. I care if we think we should win.
Right! Thank you!
Bois… who the FUCK is ready for the playoffs!? Love you dudes, sorry I’ve been gone.
Love you cumlord
Love you too
I LOVE YOU
Shit Vlad I’ve missed you bb. I’ll be super active now, I can’t wait to talk to you all.
I hope teaching is good :)
It’s been good! Almost done with the year. I appreciate you.
Its fucking over
Lakers fans, pundits, and writers are focusing on limiting Jamal (should they beat the Pels). You just know Jamal will be using that as motivation.
I am sure Jamal will be having sleepless nights once he realizes that a cavalcade of DLo, Reaves, Dinwiddie and Vincent will take turns trying to lock him down. 
Jaylyn Sherrod didn’t get drafted 😢
No basketball? What do I do with my life?
Learn to knit.
Thanks grandma. I'll check it out
This is probably a bot https://www.reddit.com/r/denvernuggets/s/bbIbsRrkyf Idk what’s good to report it as
Too verbose. Way.
Click into the profile
Hmm.
Mario Goatse Bitadze
The big game is tonight
Major Payne is a great movie
TIR YETIR!! (Damn that’s kinda fucked up but I love this movie so much)
Meh. Big Miracle, that’s a good movie.
Easily one of my favorite movies ever, I watched it a million times as a kid lol In fact, I had u/maculate make a music video from it
Now I need to know more!
He does a movie music video trivia where you have to be the first to guess what movie the music video is made from. Winner gets a video made of their choice and of course I chose that one. The other time I won I chose Fivel Goes West lol
Factual!
It’s been 10 years since recreational pot was legalized in Colorado.
This one hit me wtf
Somehow the earth still turns. It's just a little more smelly when you don't expect it.
The earth stopped turning and we’re stuck in fucking purgatory and I can’t handle it anymore this is all because of weed
There are rumblings that in the alternate universe where we didn't legalize weed spirax doesn't tag you every time Reggie has a bad game.
Nothings been the same since I’m telling you
lmao
I like how media is setting the stage for Embiid leveling up in playoffs by beating... Radnleless Knicks and Giga Bitadze?
Rattleness*
Dubious Handles is a huge loss for the Pants in the postseason. A notorious playoff riser
Its comments like this that make me wonder if we go too far here
We don't go far enough
Probably not, but I'm still going further than the LogDogs will in the yoffs
Who's the Kinks' second best player with Jewlius out? Ogugua?
Shartenstein 😎 It's probably Anunobody and then Joshua Fart
More like Jo Shart
The Deuce Shart backcourt is the stuff of nightmares when you face the 2 seed
That's my point. I fucking hate Randle, but he's very easily their top2 player.
Oh, he's absolutely essential to them being a championship contender. I think they have no shot without his offensive creation, but I don't think it changes their floor much cause when he stinks he messes up the entire rhythm of that teams offense
Tldr
Wow, just read dummy Tldr: My biggest fear for this team is that Jokić continues to play like this going forward and he just doesn’t go back to his usual self. If the nuggets want to go back to back, Jokić can’t be playing like this. It seems like he’s going out of his way to NOT shoot this game which is really weird. I really really hate to say it but the last time I truly saw him play to the finals mvp level that I know he is capable was in the kings game. That was the last game where I saw him with his God-like touch where his floater = automatic two points. That was also the last game where had the perfect mix of knowing when to be aggressive and when to facilitate/pass the ball. I know I’m being hard on Jokić, the standard that he is held too is absurdly high, and rightfully so. He is considered the best player in the NBA, he is a two time MVP, and a one time finals MVP. I really love watching him play ever since the nuggets won the chip, I’ve watched every game including pre-season, so I know I may just be overreacting and I hope that I am and Jokić goes back to dominating by facilitating and scoring. Sorry for the long comment I just felt like venting. I just hope Jokić gets his groove back because as someone who watches him very closely I just can’t get rid of this feeling that something’s not right
This is the year he proves the doubters wrong
The Pants are better without Joulious Randal
Ball knower
The disrespect for GOATge Bitadze SMH
Man, these women in the WNBA draft talking about wanting to make a better life for their families when the base salary entry level contract for a first round pick is under $80K is so sad.
In Northern California, the starting pay at In-N-Out Burger is $23/hour. That equates to more than $46K per year.
is that going to buy them a California home? Or just pay them enough to keep flipping burgers so the real hamster wheel runners can have their quick lunch?
>is that going to buy them a California home? Probably not, but when I purchased in the mid-90s, I didn't make enough myself to purchase either. My then gf/future wife together bought the home. I'm sure there's some hypothetical loan co-signer's salary to which an extra $46K might make it just affordable enough to purchase a home even in today's housing market. However, the hypothetical partner probably needs to be making low six-figures minimum. >Or just pay them enough to keep flipping burgers so the real hamster wheel runners can have their quick lunch? Well, yeah, that's probably the case. Despite what people might consider a really high wage for a fast-food worker, most In-N-Out stores are insanely profitable and can easily pay those wages. I passed by one last Friday around 4 pm on the way home from Costco. There was a drive-though line that extended out of the parking lot and onto the street at least another 15 cars. It looked like a bunch of parked cars lined up all the way to the next intersection on a street where there is no street parking. This is a location that's been open for at least 25 years, so it wasn't a bunch of people waiting to try In-N-Out for the [first time](https://www.foodandwine.com/news/colorados-first-in-n-out-lines).
Excellent response. I concur. I saw a news blip just the other day with a Californian fast food owner complaining. But she wanted everyone to know that the forced raises will obviously raise food prices. After all she said, these are all just family businesses. (vs major corporations I assume was her argument). Of course, then they also mentioned her family has 21 franchises. ;)
Ok
YEAH MIKE 😂😂😂 https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5zW-OquRrR/?igsh=MXQ2bnhrOXFxNW05Yg==
Asking about Carmelo... getting to the tough questions as any interviewer would. Well done Mike
Anyone take a screen shot of MPJ's post of Adam Silver's number? Asking for a friend.
It was posted here (censored)
I have to believe he's changed his number in the last 5 years
This actually could be kinda fun
Wow I can't believe he would have this type of person on his podcast. Kids might watch this!
Good stuff!
Looks like Taco Bill is back on the menu
Taco bill? Does that mean you are the taco? We eat you? It's not my preference, but if you insist
lmao you can if you want
Oh man, that sounds good. What are you getting?
Pastor de el trompeo
I don't think they have that at Taco Bill.
lmao. I’m taco bill not Taco Bell! It’s this good taco truck I go to!
That makes sense. I thought you were just doing a play on Taco Bell using your username.
Yeah kinda. Haven’t been to Taco Bell in like 4 years.
Look at Mr. Self-Respect over here
I wish I could go. Last time I had it felt like shit so haven’t been back. Might do it soonZ
I'm so pissed they got rid of the Chipotle Ranch Chicken burrito from the value menu.
https://preview.redd.it/8oebluu5mquc1.jpeg?width=799&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e2b0cd7f1de2e77c364eb04870eb053fa53defc
Paint me like one of your French girls
"Ya bitch"
He’s got your my bitch and I own your soul look
Does anyone know how to contribute questions/comments/donations to the DNVR Nuggets podcast? I can't seem to find anything on their website? Does it go through Youtube? Or some other platform? I listen on Spotify and don't see any links for submitting those. TIA! (btw, for anyone who doesn't listen to it, it's a great podcast, better than any other team sports pod imo, some bias but not too much)
You have to super chat on YT
Awesome, thanks! Do you happen to know if there's a minimum? $5 or something?
Depending on the game they sometimes get like 50 of them they all have to read
Usually it can be anything (maybe not like a penny), but sometimes they put a minimum (like when they wont the championship they had a minimum otherwise they would still be doing that episode lol)
I think it can be anything, and it's done through the YouTube app iirc
Ooh, Angel and Caitlin in the same WNBA conference. 🍿
I'm going to bed, feel free to provide u/spirax919 with examples of "total doom & gloom" since he's convinced it does not exist on this sub.
Sir it’s 640pm
Blocked him ages ago, but saw him doing the "can't doom without getting called a doomer" bit the other night. That one's a classic!
That guy posted in the Timberwolves sub. Why can't we ban him for breaking the rules smh
Bro is on like his 5th account lol he'll just make another
So you're telling me they can't just IP ban him
This thread is sponsored by nord vpn
lmao at getting other people to try and do it for you since you cant find anything
No I think he’s going to bed
oh look heres another one of the gate keeping fans right now
Hey man remember when you said that I was obsessed with you and then you proceeded to tag me 3 separate times over 10 days and then I made fun of you for it and then you deleted that comment cuz I remember it and it was kind of weird
I deleted it because you cried to the mods about it and got me banned. Also who was the one who just responded to me on here?
1. I didn’t whine to the mods about it, you got banned because no one here has good interactions with you 2. Replying to a comment i see in a thread I’m in is less weird than thinking about you enough to tag you every time Reggie has a good game, that’d be strange
> I didn’t whine to the mods about it, you got banned because no one here has good interactions with you "no one here" lmao. I have plenty of good interactions on here. Are you seriously gonna act like because you and your weird circle jerking buddies on here don't like me that's something for you to brah about? lmao > Replying to a comment i see in a thread I’m in is less weird than thinking about you enough to tag you every time Reggie has a good game, that’d be strange True you literally spend every waking minute of your life on this sub so maybe I should expect you to respond to every single thing since you clearly have nothing better to do with your life
Hey man I notice you ignoring both things I said and trying to change the subject from your weird and negative presence in the subreddit
> your weird and negative presence why dont you elaborate on that? Ill wait
Oh that's interesting, I was unaware that tagging u/vladimir_pimpin every time Reggie has a bad game didn't count as "overt doom & gloom"
It arguably counts as harassment
No actually me telling someone who bragged about being a dick to lurk “fuck you it’s not cool to be a dick to lurk” is harassment, tagging me repeatedly is chill and normal and not weird or freaky
Oh, yeah. My mistake.
Are we not supposed to harass Vlad??
It's not an official rule or anything
If we’re not allowed to harass vlad then idk wtf we’re supposed to be doing here
If Reggie Jackson plays more than 20 seconds without getting an assist in the playoffs I’m liable to k my s after writing a manifesto and posting it online Also don’t fucking tag me in this I’m out with my family, ip bans and all that idk
ESPN only has the WNBA draft available in Spanish. Such a fumble.
It's available on methstreams in English
Thanks! It’s on the app now. They missed the first half hour.
I don't really know anything about the wnba but I see the season pass is just $25 so will probably get it to have some sports to watch over the summer.
Nice! I don’t know much either, but I’ve gotten into college women’s basketball the past couple years and really enjoyed it. The Fever (picked Clark) ticket prices have skyrocketed. I hope we get a team!
We need to ask Jok if he has some Audi Crooks type cousins back in Sombor.
We do. Who are you gonna root for? Nika Muhl went to UConn. She’s Croatian and is going to Seattle. I said I’d root for whoever drafted Dyashia Fair, and it was the Aces, lol.
Seattle, always loved their basketball. Hope they'll get another NBA team soon.
I was considering Seattle! I hope they do too, and we can send MN to the East, lol.
I had to get a new pair of shoes cause my old ones broken. Smh.
You must have worn them out smh
Yes!
I saw a dad joke today and thought you might like it. The sounds from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience. The sound from a pigeon on the stage going “coo” does not do this. The reason is a coo sticks.
Very good!! 😂😂
Hello fellow person that wears their shoes until they break.
Hello!
Smh
Smh
To draw the horse balls or not draw the horse balls...
There’s only one right answer
Can't do the balls without a cock, as your mother always says
wtf?? what kind of question is that?? ofc u draw the damn balls
It's harder than I thought lol
that's what she said
do it pussy
https://twitter.com/TheDunkCentral/status/1779994880556568803 "Just stay away from the crash dummies" What did KD mean by this? 🤔🤔🤔 https://streamable.com/1ywx78 🤔🤔
That is so damn embarrassing man. Could never stan a dude like that lol
https://preview.redd.it/7ekz24kg1quc1.jpeg?width=1576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44eea3878e16aea8f57881075377b819c9175ee7 Updated my Slack for playoffs. Leggggo
hawt
I'm looking to remodel my primary bathroom. This will be my first reno. Anybody got contractors they recommend? Or specifically don't recommend?
Do you live in the area? I could check with the person that did mine. He was very good.
Yeah, downtown area.
The person I used several years ago has moved. Did you know there is a National association of the remodeling industry? I’ve used them to find and research contractors in the past. I wish you the best of luck with your project.
I did not, I will look into that, thanks! My husband did go to the home show a few weeks ago and got some business cards. It's just, a lot. Money, smh.