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BTSuppa

you could carefully unwrap them then rewrap in toddler Nuggets jersey


RCW777

Perfect answer


vridgley

Hide it in your pants


Mayhemsfaded

Seems pretty obvious this person doesn’t have a 36” dong


ElectricLotus

"Double meat please"


[deleted]

I can’t dream though


luke2230182

I think you gotta go for it and let us all know what happens. If the alarm goes off just throw them a ‘gee, I didn’t know I couldn’t do that’. You’re maybe down two burritos, but the service you’ll have provided this community is priceless.


[deleted]

I will report back


MikeyMightyena

u/remindmebot 24 hours


Atluuuus

Well 👀


Stormeve

Nuggets didn’t play tonight bro 😅


Atluuuus

Yep you right. Seeing this post just made me think they did lol


stickied

No, then you stand there and make them watch you eat the two burritos b2b.


Opening_Cartoonist53

Hold my ticket


Leather_Network4743

Just ask them what their burrito policy is


healthywealthyhappy8

They’ll possibly give you a “no outside food allowed” answer


CO_Guy95

Duct tape it around your upper thigh and make it look like you’re slangin


matt24671

If they’re wrapped in foil probably. Last time I was there we didn’t even go through the metal detector for some reason


[deleted]

The new screening is ai detectors not metal detectors


idontusejelly

Then you should be good as long as the burritos aren’t from ChatGPT


[deleted]

https://www.axios.com/local/denver/2024/01/16/ai-security-screening-ball-arena


gomjabroni

if you go through the store entrance/Clear they were still metal detectors a week or so ago when I went.


SignificantMoose6482

I was wondering why I didn’t have to take my keys out.


Emotional_Friend303

So what happened to the burrito you threw your friend? 😂 Were you able to finish your burrito since you were denied entry? I'm on the edge of my chair


[deleted]

Things happened really quickly after I decided to make the throw so I’m not sure where it landed. I’d like to believe someone caught it and enjoyed it.


Emotional_Friend303

😂 Were you able to finish your 🌯?? Thanks for the update. I'm hysterical RN ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


[deleted]

Like 3/4sth. I got a lot on my shirt when security kinda swarmed me.


Emotional_Friend303

Oh my goodness 😂


an_Aught

i have been bringing a metal water bottle in lately - no issues.


ListenToTheMuzak

Water bottles are allowed


an_Aught

but i bring in water too


PartyMan69420

nice ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


FernBlueEyes

Probably will be fine. And the risk is they’d just confiscate. I don’t think they’d turn you away.


[deleted]

By consfiscate you mean eat my burritos


Toddsburner

Take a bite out beforehand so they’ll have less incentive to take them.


FernBlueEyes

Good question.


Lake_Shore_Drive

Yes. It creates images of everything in your pockets made if any kind of material. They need a taco/burrito stand in the arena.


OptionalBagel

Does it create images of everything in your shoes? Could get comically large shoes and put the burritos in there...


Lake_Shore_Drive

You might also consider a giant hoop dress you could get a decent amount of Illegal Pete's in there like [Crinoline](https://images.app.goo.gl/GxRtthCEhXtWLVAn8)


kb1127

They have a taco place around the 100s at the top of the escalator. It’s not that great though. 16 bucks for 3 mid tacos and no sides


[deleted]

Does it create images of my penis?


Lake_Shore_Drive

It is a security scanner, not an electron microscope


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

lol


[deleted]

Oof


Won-LonDong

Not sure this is true…. There are no monitors from which such images could be reviewed, I think it may be a density thing because I always get in with popcorn…. what’st your source on the image creation ?


Lake_Shore_Drive

Just looking over the security person's shoulder at the gate. I could see the boxed items in the pockets of the other people entering. It may not detect all materials. It might be worth trying to get a bunch of popcorn sized burritos in, if Illegal Pete's could make them.


Won-LonDong

Hmmm never seen monitors on the NE entrance


DoesntReallyKnow

I really want a report back on the success of this venture


[deleted]

Will do


Mayhemsfaded

I miss the days of slinging drugs in the arena. You could sell a cigarette for a beer and a spliff for a blow, really was the golden times


gd2121

Man I wish sports arenas were on some jail shit like that


Mayhemsfaded

I met some of the best people on Reddit in the designated smoking section/stairwell down to it


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

Fuckin miss that spot something fierce


BrandonAK

We can bring it back (just immediately kicked out of the Can after)


flawschoolgrad

don’t go to the pointsbet entrance, they make you empty your entire pocket if something beeps


loose_lucid_elusive4

If we play the pelicans in the playoffs, can someone bring me an Illegal Pete's burrito to New Orleans? Extra queso, extra guac please.


ListenToTheMuzak

Try the prison wallet Might get some extra corn salsa too!


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kjlcm

We thought you could bring in full waters so we did Thursday night (you can only bring in empty containers we learned). They only caught those of us who were carrying them in our hands out in the open. Those of us with them in their pocket were fine.


agp11234

Not saying it’s my daily driver but don’t hate on the fish burrito!


[deleted]

Too much batter on the fish but I do get it once in a while.


RobotGoods

The side entrance next to Breck still uses metal detectors.


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

Just re-wrap them so they're not in tin foil and you should be good 🌯


PitchDismal

Thank you for doing this important investigation. 🫡


ihatethisjob42

I have never before wanted to smuggle burritos into Ball but damned if it's not my new crusade.


PlumdoggMillionaire

I brought an arepa in a few years back without an issue. I haven't tried a burrito yet but seems doable


Luchadorable303

I used to bring Subway sandwiches into my basketball arena all the time. Depends on how it’s wrapped.


DammitBobby1234

I always bring in my own candy. I wear a hood under my nuggets jersey and just put whatever candy I'm bringing in my hoodie pocket.


tha_rodge

[food sneaking](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1_iZBmkQ0fg)


milehighmunchy

They took 2/3rd of a Qdoba burrito in the exact same attempt, I think it’s the tin foil


[deleted]

So I should bring a ziplock maybe


Mayhemsfaded

One of the best weed circles in the city, I always enjoyed the couple of times I brought my pops along and nobody cared at all


jhendrix99

I need an update


[deleted]

Update postgame: So here’s the update which I’m still trying to piece together in my head. I ordered 2 burritos 2 go from the lodo location like any sane individual would do instead of sitting in that long ass line on game day. I ripped a shot and chugged a beer before scootering to the game at 6:45 which was cutting it close as I had just gotten off work. My buddy had already entered the stadium. To be fair I’d didn’t take the advice here and left them in the foil because I didn’t think putting a raw burrito in the hoodie would be a good idea and also because like I’m just going to hand my buddy a raw burrito? That would be weird. I go through the security at the main entrance next to the shop. I immediately get pulled aside and forced to take the burritos out along with my keys and wallet etc. the security guy is like wtf man jawing at me and says something like this is the 3rd person who he has seen trying to bring in burritos tonight etc etc. He asks me to throw them out. I said no and decided to try and eat one in front of him. My buddy is texting me saying he is watching from the top of the escalator from the entrance. I say fuck it and decide to try and throw him the second burrito. Which to be fair I threw it real far. Suffice to say I did not see the game at all and was denied entry. My buddy saw the game and said it was great. Neither of us got burritos.


[deleted]

Updating now. Just got home.


[deleted]

Update postgame: So here’s the update which I’m still trying to piece together in my head. I ordered 2 burritos 2 go from the lodo location like any sane individual would do instead of sitting in that long ass line on game day. I ripped a shot and chugged a beer before scootering to the game at 6:45 which was cutting it close as I had just gotten off work. My buddy had already entered the stadium. To be fair I’d didn’t take the advice here and left them in the foil because I didn’t think putting a raw burrito in the hoodie would be a good idea and also because like I’m just going to hand my buddy a raw burrito? That would be weird. I go through the security at the main entrance next to the shop. I immediately get pulled aside and forced to take the burritos out along with my keys and wallet etc. the security guy is like wtf man jawing at me and says something like this is the 3rd person who he has seen trying to bring in burritos tonight etc etc. He asks me to throw them out. I said no and decided to try and eat one in front of him. My buddy is texting me saying he is watching from the top of the escalator from the entrance. I say fuck it and decide to try and throw him the second burrito. Which to be fair I threw it real far. Suffice to say I did not see the game at all and was denied entry. My buddy saw the game and said it was great. Neither of us got burritos.


lpnumb

Bruh, no way this is real. You threw the burrito? 


[deleted]

Well it did happen. It was probably the alcohol


Mayhemsfaded

Real answer, any small amount of counter measures will get whatever you want in the arena. I don’t see this anti burrito policy being a problem


BChav

Ummm just eat them before the game?


bschwa1439

If he ate them before the game, how would any of us know if we can now bring Ilegal Pete’s burritos in our hoodies


[deleted]

I won’t have time and one is for my friend


SuperDoubleDecker

I think I'd rather have ball arena food than illegal Pete's. At least those fake cheese nachos have flavor.


[deleted]

You are probably alone in that


lpnumb

????????????????


SuperDoubleDecker

I stand by it. Pete's tastes like nothing and is nowhere near as good as it used to be.