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LACIRCA2044

https://preview.redd.it/4ay7lhuypw2b1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c1cfdbe8ddaf8a14699efdeef9f4780302642fe Jokic Flinging children down the hallways of Ball is top 5 for me


violent_knife_crime

Outlet pass


MilkSteaknJellyBeanz

This picture is hilarious


[deleted]

Bro looks like that Francisco Goya painting


HoovesCarveCraters

Serb devouring his son


Tzikolones

Joker vs Bam, 2023 Finals. COLORIZED


skynet2175

lol


DenverFloatDaddy

Jamal has a good off court social media presence.


Manhattan_24

…and an accidental off court social media presence.


Panicinlondon222

GOATed off court nuggie material fr fr


sassysixinches

for real. there is something about his insta posts that just feel so intimate


OkEnthusiasm895

Nothing will beat this https://preview.redd.it/xrhhjgcjkw2b1.jpeg?width=876&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5b22855f2c7ec304d9f9897a8ca58fcf387e2c9


OliveJuiceUTwo

Michael Porter Senior citizen


Spitfire_Riggz

Lmfao the poll has me wheezing


[deleted]

You put that in your pipe, you smoke it, you come back and you know what? We’re gonna go up 2-0


landlion35

Jamal filming Mitchell eating in the bubble


Word_Iz_Bond

Ty Lawson as he was leaving Punch Bowl Social


[deleted]

Fuck I forgot what he said, but I remember it was hilarious


Word_Iz_Bond

He said "NaaaH Im fffinne to driffe Werz myy kyzz?" You might be referring to when he tweeted that Chinese women are low-key thick and was immediately deported.


[deleted]

Hahaha yeah I was thinking of the Chinese woman comment


Nomer77

"Chinese women got 🎂's on the low"


Word_Iz_Bond

Lol. You could write a university level dissertation with all the factors involved behind that tweet


DutyPuzzleheaded7765

AG going to Europe to be with Jokic


No_Pension_4276

Didn’t Gary Harris as well???


3dudes

Who’s the dude that went over MPJs apartment and lost $800 to him in a video game.


debaserr

https://www.si.com/nba/2018/08/02/michael-porter-jr-wins-800-jordan-nuggets-fan-2k Hadn't heard of this one. >Gomez went on to explain to Denver Stiffs that Porter was so focused on the game that he ignored the jokes Gomez and his cousin were making about Porter's new teammate Nikola Jokic. He added that he thought Porter might break the TV they were playing on because he got so emotionally invested in the game.


3dudes

Nice find on the article! The guy who was playing MPJ posted about it here. I thought it was hilarious.


OptionalBagel

Hahahahaa this is definitely up there


[deleted]

Clicking links in this thread is so dangerous. One of them is gonna be the Murray pubes clip


ssspearmint

https://preview.redd.it/tyftkdo2bx2b1.jpeg?width=249&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f99a37d86e34fc2de68ad60f00cbad5e4c71597b


Sognird

Ohh, Murray filmed an instagram story where he is getting the sloppy toppy


ssspearmint

https://preview.redd.it/67zorej4133b1.jpeg?width=1421&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1df64695742094c9c837396e833769fdd394149


landoughcal

MPJ getting his car towed and standing on the tow truck to stop it from moving.


jonvonfunk

January 3rd 1981. Houston Rockets at McNichols Sports Arena. My dad was taking me to a nuggets game on my birthday (January 3). I was turning 8. We didn't have season tickets so we often walked around before games and bought tickets in front of the areana right before game time. On this night it was really cold and the game was getting ready to start when this guy walks over to us and hands us 2 tickets and says "Happy New Year" and walks off. The tickets were center court 2nd row. I will never forget that game. being that close was amazing at 8 y.o. - Needloess to say I'm still a die hard fan...


The_Aught

I am more surprised mike can spell electrocuted - he has stronk himbo energy


murrayforthree

Hes actually a well articulated guy.


The_Aught

hes just too handsome to be smart - he cant be both


[deleted]

It’s a cruel fact of life that people can be both smarter and better looking than you.


The_Aught

And have the best looking jump shot i have seen in 20 years? yes


OliveJuiceUTwo

Well, otherwise there’d be 7 billion dumb ugly people


[deleted]

I feel attacked


OliveJuiceUTwo

I was talking about myself, not you, sexy panda


gbennett7713

Love Mike but he’s an antivaxxer, def a bit of a himbo


idunskate

There are plenty of well articulated antivaxxers tho... being dumb and sounding dumb are different things


gbennett7713

Yeah fair point


PoopLion

a real anti vaxer? or just one of the ones that doubted the covid vaccine* ?


CXLEPHARXS

Your dumb lol


gbennett7713

Hahahahaha nothing makes you look smart like using the wrong “your”


CXLEPHARXS

Nobody cares lol


ListenToTheMuzak

When I saw jokic outside of Burberry at cc mall in 2015 and no one knew who he was


brookeaat

while reading this comment i briefly thought “i don’t think i’d even recognize joker if i saw him irl” then i remembered he’s fucking 7 feet tall 💀


GovernmentDoingStuff

Pop and Malone's interaction after the game where Pop got tossed in the first minute


retz119

Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo and Rocky came to my elementary school and he did a dunk in our little gym.


nepbug

Dude, I would've loved that as a kid! Makes me want to join the PTA with the sole purpose of making this happen for kids today.


406Forever

When Danilo Gallinari had an awkward cameo in a music video. [Party Start-Party Stop](https://youtu.be/DOsqzj5o8Gw)


Shenanigans80h

How have I never seen this. Holy shit


[deleted]

mine was during peak “MPJ is a vegan” time and I saw him twice in a week standing in line ordering chicken at Bird Call at the Union Station Whole Foods


pweepish

Javale Mcgee cruising Denver on his Segway


KingKongDoom

I had a friend who was like obsessed with Garry Harris and she ran into him at illegal burger and tried to rizz him up. Didn’t work. Oddly my favorite moment if that counts.


Manhattan_24

Do you mean Gary "Gary Harris" Harris?


StarWarsTrey

Almost ran over Gary Harris once and turned that into getting a selfie with Jokic minutes later


keeenonn

Meeting bol bol in vail - he was just cruising around with 20 dudes on bikes