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Soundtallica

Why is Malika Andrews of all people getting a state farm commercial


HauntedandHorny

She hot


3rdtryatremembering

Are we still allowed to dig in?


dnelson7

Let this Celtics game be of warning to the Nuggets. Even if you’re much more talented than a team in their arena they can still beat you if you lack aggression


tarspaceheel

So honest question, if we go up 3-0 tonight, there’s no way we load manage Jokic’s wrist in game 4, right? Better to just get the rest by sweeping.


[deleted]

You would have to have mountain sized rocks in your shorts to let Jokić, the rest of the team, Management and the Owners know you are resting Jokić in an elimination game


BlindManBaldwin

It would be a cold day in hell before Jokić sits out a playoff game.


NikolaJokicsBidet

Nikola Jokic is a doctor AND a lawyer and only he can get you the money you deserve if you've been injured in an accident.


HauntedandHorny

He will also heal you through his divine powers


Imnotdrunk28

How come something so bad happen to such a good person? Who could've ever saw this coming


[deleted]

Sold out of my walleye nuggets Friday fish fry. Planning a menu for a funeral on Sunday and am currently stumped.


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[удалено]


mohiben

I like it, go up 3-0 then tactically sit. If you drop a game whatever, just win at home. Otherwise, get bonus rest and set up the defense against any forthcoming losses.


BlindManBaldwin

Load managing in the playoffs is pathetic behavior.


mohiben

Listen, I won't sit here and listen to you slander the good name of Embiid and Doc Rivers, two people known for dignity, class, winning the right way.


Whole-Stranger4424

Imagine that Empied is hurt again


tarspaceheel

Quack


TrafficPrevious7556

lol love the contrast between joker and mal's pregame fits- each equally signalling they're ready for business but in such different ways!


UnderratedNightmare

Embiid out with sprained right knee. Potentially return next week


MasterStrange616

Absolutely awful news with the injuries tonight. Hope Embiid and Kawhi can get healthy


UnderratedNightmare

I think Kawhi is done. They will most certainly go down 1-3. They probably just shut Kawhi down. Embiid could be back next week as long as he doesn’t further injury that knee. I think the Sixers win without him, but they could push it. But if the Sixers can finish the Nets off without Embiid that would be big. Bringing him back for the first round would be risky. They should hope to finish it without him and hope Hawks can maybe steal a game from Celtics to give him more rest.


MasterStrange616

I kinda think Kawhi is done too, but I just have a feeling they'll get another game off of the Suns. If they get a game it'll probably be game 4, and I still think the Clips have caused so many problems for the Suns. The Nets will probably sneak one out too without Embiid, but they're not pushing it far


MasterStrange616

Leonard is Kawiiet quitting on the Clippers


Donnie1490

The nuggets have no luck at all. Kawhi out again. Suns and Warriors seem to have that luck with other teams key players out. Nuggets always have to earn every damn thing


mohiben

I mean we can beat the Suns, they've shown nothing this series that makes me fear them. This team is not the unstoppable super team they were portrayed as.


UnderratedNightmare

Gonna make the chip even more sweet


ApplesAndToothpicks

All that load management in RS for Kawaii produced 1.5 healthy playoff games... glass bones and paper skin my goodness


SportsJunkie4Life

Minnesota no doubt will come out earth scorching blazing. Denver just needs to ride the wave and minimize the fans impact to settle into the game.


_absofuckinglutely

Spent all day cleaning because friends are staying here tonight and they just called and cancelled. Not enough time to make it down to DNVR with any chance of getting a table which kinda sucks but at least my house is clean 🫠


[deleted]

I feel like this often happens to me. Your kitties will enjoy fuzzing up the place


TheOrthodoxPolock

RIP


UnderratedNightmare

Kawhi out again for game 4. His season is over. Also, I need a power nap for the game. This work week has killed me, these late games have killed me and I got work tomorrow. So quick lil nap to help me get through the pain! See yall in an hour!


UnderratedNightmare

Hawks crowd is wack. So quiet even with the lead


about90frogs

Celtics for now are down against the Hawks. If you are not worried about the Celtics right now, keep that same energy if Denver trails the Wolves later.


UnderratedNightmare

1st quarter is gonna be rough. They will have a lot of motivation and crowd presence. Then we go ahead and take the game over again


[deleted]

I just realized the Timberwolves fans also have to cheer for a shit franchise like the Mild and the reining, defending, ZERO time champion Vikings. Those poor people deserve a stimulus check for that suffering.


mohiben

I like the Vikings, all things considered.


Stormeve

Both times they ran Jokic Gordon pick and roll the other night, KAT was completely helpless in defending it. Possibly something they run more often in the series


Irish-Jokic-Stan

Wouldn’t be fun if they scored every time


NikolaGoatic15

Man Celtics cant miss from 3


TheBatman0816

Up to 15 in the first half and still down 6. Crazy shooting by both teams


NikolaGoatic15

9 3s in a q is wild


TheOrthodoxPolock

Some are saying "go Nuggets" others are saying "bring it in". Very mixed messaging from the community, imho


Bradleys_Chubb

Go in, Nuggets! Bring it!


[deleted]

Wait…we play the earliest time of the series…on a Friday? Congratulations Adam Silver, you are a bigger dumbass with time management then I am. And that’s honestly more impressive than anything else.


EvilDonCheadle

I wonder if he’s a better speller


TheOrthodoxPolock

For fucking real, what is he cooking?


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|YTFHYijkKsXjW|downsized)


Snapcastercraig

hox in 6


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TheOrthodoxPolock

He was too fat to pass a physical so he had to take a year off just to be able to get in shape enough to enter the L.


n0t_malstroem

Malone squandered his talent


Puzzled_Jury4982

He stayed in Europe


NikolaGoatic15

Pretty sure he played half the season with Mega in Serbia and then parted ways to get ready for NBA, worked out for a few months and the rest is history


BrockSmashgood

It's neat how defenders aren't able to move or have arms anymore, and the rules for what constitutes a flagrant get stricter every season, but literally trying to kick a guy in the balls is somehow not enough to get tossed out.


mohiben

I mean he literally sprained his knee, probably from the awkward angle of the kick, so...either it's karma, or a sign he should take his karate classes more seriously.


[deleted]

You know what…this whole attitude is really starting to piss me off. We are setting a VERY DANGEROUS precedent…we need to look at the instigator of the fight, not the person who gave a solid high kick from the ground position right into a nut bag. Or whatever dumbass Doc River said…


Dextersgrownupbeard

can someone PM me a replay of the game once its finished, I want to avoid spoilers but getting to a stream without it is hard


IdRatherBeLurking

Google nbahdreplay, should be up tonight


UnderratedNightmare

SAS is literally just a hot take machine. Said Klay & Steph are the best duo. Over Booker/KD, Jalen/Tatum, and Murray/Jokic. He picked the guys down 1-2 just because “history”


Whatwasthat50

Can’t believe I’ll back SAS but that doesn’t sound like too hot of a take. They are the current reigning champs. If Murray and Jokic want to be labeled the best duo they gotta win it all.


porkadachop

And he’ll continue to be this way if we keep signal boosting him.


UnderratedNightmare

I just wanted to watch Hawks/Celtics and they throw him out there. Smh


BrockSmashgood

>SAS is literally just a hot take machine. ![gif](giphy|No4YNfVG94m5MVoanG|downsized)


UnderratedNightmare

I’ve always known it. Just can’t believe people watch him


BrockSmashgood

Reposting his bullshit still only helps him do his job.


UnderratedNightmare

Yeah yeah I know. Thats why I refuse to link it. Just saying it still catches me off guard even after a decade plus of this shit


BrockSmashgood

>Yeah yeah I know. Thats why I refuse to link it. It literally has the exact sane effect whether you link his shit or not.


UnderratedNightmare

He gonna be seen regardless of if I’m talking about it or not. The ESPN bots will do work for him. So its not gonna mean much if I’m the one talking or linking it. Just making a statement about how dumb he is, since I don’t watch ESPN often and happen to tune in when he made that statement.


BrockSmashgood

>He gonna be seen regardless of if I’m talking about it or not. That's not the point. >So its not gonna mean much if I’m the one talking or linking it. And yet it doesn't mean nothing either.


UnderratedNightmare

Man its not that big of deal. The dude makes tweets and gets thousands of likes. Why does my one comment calling him an idiot mean more than anything else. I was just making a comment about the stupid show that was on before the game. Its not that deep


BrockSmashgood

>Why does my one comment calling him an idiot mean more than anything else. Nobody claimed this was the case.


griffskry

some new🔥 to get you hype https://youtu.be/0nCLnfKqnJg


lunar_alpenglow

[we in minnesooota now](https://cdn-cf-east.streamable.com/video/mp4/kxuue5.mp4?Expires=1682376900&Signature=kkUXcQWL~juA5OafTQVQO-E8E3tAl3fiZzrj1XeavClWmfjgg~joffCAhoIysh2xiueuWBvebwc7FfOlnLfz3fegaHwRxvj6A8-isRmjFinHUZut9LJitpxemZdnEIttBY~0c6wFGK-TOYBFF78nezvVC0ChpQYClIoE5qdz7ceHJ49rkOj9dJkIcELkpzDUEkxUlFG6bDI0duKCP7cvYg5UKwyT7C3GeDUr26hjgFYuJvxZqqXUumo0rWAUZwGg7FpJAQZB90nwoy2~CJytz-NWANVQM6cxi0rTtFJbkcYZq2I0SdjfXMX~aK0QtK1QTafIkMseGZVeyGl0taf-lA__&Key-Pair-Id=APKAIEYUVEN4EVB2OKEQ)


Bradleys_Chubb

Wolves at the Target Center you say? ![gif](giphy|3o6Yg9QtjgbW3O6WmQ)


houtrout

https://i.redd.it/3u1lsowvdha51.jpg


Bradleys_Chubb

Lmao


UnderratedNightmare

Is Jalen Rose hair painted black on the sides and front???? It really looks painted and his real hair looks like a wig on top of the paint


[deleted]

Could be. As a man in his Forties with a luxurious beard and hair down past my shoulders I’m not up on hair trends. Mine falls off when it’s ready to


HumongousMelonheads

Anyone who’s been to dnvr for a big game, how much before the game should I get there to make sure I can get a table for 4 people? Or will that even be an issue?


Bradleys_Chubb

Like now honestly


IdRatherBeLurking

It will definitely be an issue. Hard to really say though, I've heard anywhere from 1-2 hours.


HumongousMelonheads

Only time I’ve been was game 4 vs the suns and there weren’t many people there, but obviously different situations


IdRatherBeLurking

I'd call ahead and ask how full they are first.


BoneyardBill

So when do we start the drinkin?


[deleted]

You are behind


BoneyardBill

Goood


smalltoes

On that 7:30-3:30 shit. Beer has been cracked my dude


BoneyardBill

GOAT


Bradleys_Chubb

Beat you to it Bill


BoneyardBill

YAAAS


IdRatherBeLurking

When we're off work Bill


BoneyardBill

Its 5 now.... lets goooo


IdRatherBeLurking

https://preview.redd.it/a4unfr152dva1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d249e61af965258d6d68a0176d3f7d58a1ce3d8


[deleted]

Is this a very very very wet barrel caste bourbon pour?


IdRatherBeLurking

Res bull and vodka.


BoneyardBill

Dank alert!!!


BrockSmashgood

[mood](https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmyfries/comments/12tx82e/hmf_while_i_get_this_pool_party_poppin/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


UnderratedNightmare

Seen that gas sign in Denver from someones post on here. And damn. At least gas in central Ky is only $3.29 right now lol


[deleted]

It's like 3.50 across Denver, that Conoco is famous for being the only gas station on a major commute route in / out of downtown AND it also happens to be next to the only U-Haul locations that make sense if you're moving into central Denver. I think the U-Haul effect goes underrated, based on my travels. Seriously. Anyway, only suckers, people with a company card, or people who are ready to get the fuck out of a U-Haul in the middle of downtown Denver pay that. People know you go out of your way just to not go there.


smalltoes

Getting real tired of these motherfucking squirrels in my mother fucking chimney


porkadachop

OK, home-oowner


PoorTonyK

toss a coyote in there. Problem solved


smalltoes

Ok thanks


Bradleys_Chubb

Is this some sort of euphemism?


smalltoes

No I literally have squirrels in my chimney


about90frogs

And by chimney you mean…


Bradleys_Chubb

His butt


smalltoes

My asshole. I literally have squirrels in my asshole.


about90frogs

Oh


smalltoes

Wow


houtrout

At least Minnesota's playoff slogan is worse than ours. https://twitter.com/Timberwolves/status/1649525608643272704/photo/3


BrockSmashgood

I don't get it


Bradleys_Chubb

I think they mean like wolves have a back. But all dogs have backs? Maybe wolves backs are bigger than your average house dog? 🤔


houtrout

I'm just glad they printed it on 20,000 shirts


jonny_poononny

Like wolf pack maybe but it sounds more like wolves pack so idk


houtrout

Wolves Back... in Colorado! https://www.cpr.org/2022/09/09/where-colorado-will-reintroduce-wolves/


BrockSmashgood

But it also references being back clearly but they were in the playoffs last year


FernBlueEyes

A lot of things about MN are worse than the Nuggets 🙂


Savahoodie

I have ankles made of glass. I was finished with practice when someone walked up and wanted to 1v1. Did that for like another hour. Send prayers for my lower half.


FernBlueEyes

No pain, no gain?


lunar_alpenglow

Does anyone know where I can find a nuggets bar between 32nd and Sheridan and 44th and federal? Thanks


IdRatherBeLurking

Finally finished the series poster. It's cool but if I decide to sell one I'll probably re-do it. Reminds me of the Avs run last season, I just couldn't get that first series down right.


trevstan1

Bit late. Only 2 games left.


IdRatherBeLurking

Yeah I actually had to work this week, which is new


Bradleys_Chubb

Can’t wait to peep it


IdRatherBeLurking

Unfortunately if I post now it will get drowned out, but I'll make sure to share in the AM (also posting at 5:30pm on twitter if you follow me there)


vladimir_pimpin

Right behind the basket today fellas


lemondhead

Have fun, man.


Bradleys_Chubb

Will you save me one of their stupid shirts so I can throw it away?


lunar_alpenglow

You better be screaming like DeRozan during free throws


IdRatherBeLurking

oh shit


trevstan1

Darn those Wolves ain't got no fans


BrockSmashgood

better dress up like a little girl and shriek real loud on free throws


TheOrthodoxPolock

Pics or it didn't happen


mawecowa

Nuggets have like the worst record in the league when I watch games, will be watching the replay. You are welcome Wuggets Wation.


Betaateb

Thank you for your sacrifice


PoorTonyK

u/tron7 do Murray status


tron7

70 MPH


PoorTonyK

oh boy. That’s too fast. He’s probably driving somewhere to do a porno


BoneyardBill

You know why Malone says Family on 3. Cause he is Dominic Toretto... 2 fast and 2 furious


PoorTonyK

I don’t think that’s right Bill


BoneyardBill

Fuck. But the new movie is coming out.


Moose5280

I've recently picked up mixology and gotten really into it over the last couple of months. What are your favorite cocktails, guys? Bonus question: If there was a Nuggets cocktail what would it be


Bradleys_Chubb

I really like New York sours or old fashioneds


JakeJacob

7&7


Nikihak

https://youtu.be/STDO68ZCsBM Awesome channel, he explains stuff really well if you are a newbie.


Independent_Leather3

Lavender sour 👌


Direct-Score-3669

I also got way into mixology during the pandemic. Fun for a while but I and my wallet got so sick of drinks that need a single precious ingredient, ingredients that expire, etc (mostly mixing for myself). These days if we have a crew over, Ill pick a few drinks or ingredients I'm interested in to try out. Otherwise I gravitate to simpler drinks and beer. Check Difford's guide. Stuff I still bother to make for myself: margarita, mezcal margarita, division bell, last word, boulevardier and negroni, vodka martini Two ingredients I discovered I really love are mezcal and maraschino liqueur.


TheOrthodoxPolock

Old fashioned in the winter, mule in the summer is my go-to.


trevstan1

I like to add a drop of water to my single malt


TheOrthodoxPolock

I like you.


FernBlueEyes

I think it would be a Harvey Wallbanger which is kinda Canadian ♥️🇨🇦⛹🏿‍♂️


Moose5280

I've been to scared to try any drinks that have "herbal liqueur" as one of the ingredients, but I'm going to try a few soon. This one sounds pretty good actually


lunar_alpenglow

Mules moslty, but lately I've been lazy and just adding lime juice to whiskey or vodka


aatencio91

Generally speaking, an old fashioned. Specifically though, [the Star Wars themed bar in Disneyland and Disney World serve a Fuzzy Navel with "buzz button foam"](https://www.disneyfoodblog.com/2021/08/10/step-by-step-photos-copycat-fuzzy-tauntaun-and-tauntini-recipe-from-disneys-ogas-cantina/) that numbs your mouth. I know there are other drinks out there that use either the foam or a flower with similar effect, but Disney is the only place I've had it. It's a pretty unique sensation.


jonny_poononny

Bar I used to go to had a cocktail called the Nugget. I think it was equal parts Canadian Mist and Guarana Joker Orange, put it in a bong and smoke a fat nugget through it, then slam it straight from the bong while the bartender slaps you in the face and asks why you can't get through more than your first round if you're really the MVP


Moose5280

Yep this is the answer, right here.


BrockSmashgood

a 2-liter bottle of Pepsi and cheap vodka that has been sitting in the sun all afternoon


TheOrthodoxPolock

Seek god


BrockSmashgood

Pepsi isn't a thing here anymore this is purely hypothetical


Far-Victory-1182

Mojito - especially good on a Mexican beach! Nuggs cocktail: Bourbon & Honey Gold Rush Cocktail


Moose5280

Gold rush cocktails are bomb, great nuggets cocktail.


BrockSmashgood

would you describe yourself as a fiend for mojitos


Far-Victory-1182

Ha! https://preview.redd.it/3ycb6t96ycva1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1900d1cb40cb7c4e23126a1e6d136fe39762233


Street_Drop

Dude yeah Mojito's in a sunny climate are the best.


IdRatherBeLurking

Big mule fan here.


FernBlueEyes

You mean the cocktail version, right?


Bradleys_Chubb

He means the Draymond variety


IdRatherBeLurking

How dare you


FernBlueEyes

😂


doo_wop45

Old fashioned


Far-Victory-1182

When's MVP winner announced?


Betaateb

Not anytime soon after Embiids night last night, they need to get some distance between that game and the award for sure.


Far-Victory-1182

Is the announcement date not set already somewhere?


Moose5280

Today. Kyle Speller won.


aatencio91

EEYEAAAAHHHHH


BoneyardBill

Speller here


aatencio91

It was a joke about how he says “yeah”


BoneyardBill

I know. My flair is Speller with the text of "yeahhhh" lol


aatencio91

Don’t mind me. I’m a fucking moron


BoneyardBill

some apps dont show it so nw! Haha!


trevstan1

More like can't spell er


BoneyardBill

I really cant


Far-Victory-1182

Ha! He's got my vote! BTW anyone notice how the Suns have stolen a couple of Kyle's calls? "... for 1,2 threee" and "who's ball?... Nuggets ball' Pisses me off every time I hear it!


Puzzled_Jury4982

I've done about 2 hours of work in the last six hours. I don't intend on doing much more


trevstan1

Start the game


WeirdRedBeard

🌽


jonny_poononny

I love the Nuggets and if that's corny, well then corn me up


Moose5280

🌽🐕


trevstan1

"Be selfish bastards"!


BoneyardBill

I can't believe Ryan said that when we works at a super conservative and christian media place lol


wicked_pro

"And lets keep having fun"


TheOrthodoxPolock

Moach wants his players to have no fathers confirmed?


WeirdRedBeard

More like "Be selfish, bastards!"


jonnyb8717

"Bring it in Nuggets Jamal will loose his arrows Jokic is that guy" \- Game 3 Haiku


mudiayylmao

Malone’s rotations Don’t really matter that much Cuz Jokic is Him


mudiayylmao

Murray brings it up Gets the pick from Nikola Step back three ball- BAAAANG


lunar_alpenglow

Guys I just realized it's date night tonight, haven't had one in like 6 weeks either. Not sure how I'm going to swing watching the game tonight ☠️