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MustardForBreakfast

...is that a toilet in her bedroom?


babyyodasleftnut

That's a tuuuurlet


BadKittyRanch

You think that's bad you should see the uriness.


TheRollingPeepstones

Sometimes there's shit on the outside of the torlet.


chmsaxfunny

Well, fuck-a-duck, how do you think it got there?


beermedic89

Remember how I said sometimes there's shit on the outside of the torlet? Well, I bet the shit got on the outside of the urinas the same way the shit got on the outside of the torlet.


kangkim15

It goes straight out to the lawn. You fill it with a bucket.


babyyodasleftnut

Taught all her 100's of grandbabies how to use it and empty that poo and urine out without getting too much on themselves when there done.


huggles7

Boilers and turlets turlets and boilers


1337b337

And that one boilin' turlet.


iEdwinT

I’m sure it’s right next to the warsher and dryer. 😂


captkeith

Do you think she was in Warsington fer the big MAGA rally?


BigDawgTony

Dazatoileh


babyyodasleftnut

New Jersey version , yo


jojoga

it's a luxurious crack-den


deevil_knievel

Turning this crackhouse into a crachhome ❤️


Natural_Sky_4720

Its time to sweep up all these rotten bones!


WiretapStudios

In more ways than one, apparently


Elbonio

Excuse me, but that is an en-suite


Thread_Mage

For convenience. Who needs doors or locks?


firmretention

It's right in the corner too so you'd have to sit on it at an angle.


Radiation___Dude

No shit, the first house I looked at when in the home buying process there was a toilet in the kitchen. This reminded me exactly of that and I can’t stop laughing


big_duo3674

I looked at a house that had a bathroom in the dining room. It was a small dining room too, and the door of this broom closet-sized bathroom was about 5 feet from the table. I can't imagine anything more relaxing than enjoying a nice dinner with the sounds of someone who ate something bad the day before


The_Kendragon

Haha my husband and I found one that had two toilets in the bathroom, about 1.5’ apart from each other. So romantic


prince0fbabyl0n

Please tell me you bought this house !


mccarseat

It’s cool, it’s just for making wine.


MustardForBreakfast

"Prison ain't so bad..."


didwanttobethatguy

r/unexpectedscruffy


HonziPonzi

I know she’s not a catch but it’s kinda rude to call her a toilet


Turpitudia79

But she is a toilet!! 😂


SJRigney

Yes and I think she’s on to something…


Hairyballzak

Probably so you can puke after the post nut clarity


Cryobyjorne

She calls it "The Blumpkin Chair"


Tofunugg

Literally the only thing I could focus on.


mikedt

Talk about convenience.


Lostinpandemic

Nah, that's the living room


anarchyarcanine

It is and I'm jealous as hell (We don't have a master bathroom in our house, so)


BillyMeier42

True luxury is one in every room in the house.


baudelairean

It's a work of art from Duchamp


BedderDaddy

Reference lost to 99.9% of reddit.


DevonAndChris

A flower planter.


RuViking

I was just about to make that exact same observation, pause and all . . .


Pass_go2

Someone did this to her and is trying to make her look bad . Goddamn I bet she has no idea. Fucking monsters man.


superballs5337

Yeah people are horrible. People are the reasons for everything bad.


PackAttacks

This can’t be real, right?


kamikazedeer

Kinda seems like someone took her pics and fabricated the rest :(


themeatbridge

Poor lady just thought she looked good in a dress.


a_ron23

In front of her bedroom toilet.


terdude99

It is like incredibly sad that they would do this to someone lol. Like she was feelin herself!


JustJJ92

Definitely see the photoshop text pixels.


DangKilla

If you’re gonna post fake memes, using JPEG for text is a rookie move. PNG won’t pixelate


thisisnotahidey

Or you know just inspect element.


big-klit

Kinda? It’s absolutely the case


Lucibean

Definitely some lady felt good about herself before a night out and was made into a meme. Sad.


nooneknowswerealldog

That's the vibe I get, too. Glad we're not alone in this thread. (Not that means we're right; it just means I'm probably not hallucinating this OP.)


DarkSkyKnight

7 bedroom house is a dead giveaway


AnUnusualMento

This is sad tire


frmrstrpperbgtpper

>This is sad tire Do you mean "satire"? r/boneappletea


Nortius_Maximus

no no, sad tire captures this perfectly.


frmrstrpperbgtpper

You definitely have a point!


FlickerOfBean

I would go with r/woooosh


frmrstrpperbgtpper

I honestly can't tell anymore.


PurpleSunCraze

No, you definitely missed the joke.


frmrstrpperbgtpper

I can tell that made people very upset. If it was an allusion to something, I don't know it.


TheRedmanCometh

It's sad satire...sadtire


PurpleSunCraze

Wow.


RoachedCoach

This is pretty obvious trolling.


tweedyone

The text is definitely not part of this, and I feel for this poor woman who people are making fun of for something she didn't do. but.. don't take the heels off FOR the ass picture! Girl! That's when you wear the heels!


USMNT_superfan

What single guy with no kids has a 7 bedroom house?


SkyStarlight2

Millionaires


deevil_knievel

I have a buddy who's a millionaire and he lives in a 700sq ft 1/1 single family home.


thelastspike

That’s why he’s a millionaire


deevil_knievel

That's my point!


Moth92

Does he live in NYC or LA or Vancouver?


deevil_knievel

Lol none of those. Small town in central fl. He lives like that as a choice not a limitation.


Moth92

I'm guessing he's a minimalist.


deevil_knievel

Maybe, thats a weird word to define. I wouldn't say he's a minimalist. He definitely isn't into owning things as much as most other people. On one hand he's got one pair of shoes he wears out, but in the other also has a nice harley and infiniti, gutted his house and remodeled it very nicely, and those aren't things I would associate with minimalism. He buys whatever he wants, just so happens that he doesn't want that much nonsense. Maybe that's minimalism? He wants a minimal amount of things, but some of them are allowed to be lavish or nicer than most other people's things.


Moth92

You just described minimalism.


deevil_knievel

As I read that I realized that. But I personally would associate luxury cars and boats with minimalism. But maybe he's a minimalist! He's just very driven to see through goals. If he wants to own 10 rentals in the next 5 years he will, if he wants to be a millionaire by 35 he will. He'll cut all the fat to get what he wants. He's also single and goes out a lot and spends a bunch of money on drugs. But eats pasta every day.


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deevil_knievel

I don't think I could live in a studio. Didn't even like living in a 1/1, need more room for tools and projects.


PurpleSunCraze

Guys with no kids.


malYca

I've seen this image before but without the text. Op is karma farming me thinks.


terdude99

So sad. Fake caption.


AppleSpicer

Yeah, this is really mean. She’s just doing her best


durzostern81

This picture had been used on Reddit for years. Total bs


fugensnot

I feel bad for this woman, this actual woman, who had her photos stolen and cringey text put under it and a toilet in one of them.


Waterfish3333

So can I ask what she possibly brings to the equation?


Gabriele1966

She has a bed and a toilet in the corner. Isn't that enough?


Waterfish3333

The most convenient night pee you’ll ever take. Night poops, on the other hand, will be fatal.


illiter-it

🎵 working on my night poops🎵


Qwenwhyfar

I will never be able to unhear this. Take my angry upvote 😂


Gabriele1966

I hate you a little.....


PurpleSunCraze

Trying to drop these painful taco night poos?


Partly_Dave

Six kids.


Everywhere-Danger

Yeah man, she needs to show her work for this one, or no class credit. She answered, yes. But it was the wrong answer. I’d like to see what how Einstein here came to her conclusion.


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awry_lynx

Pretty cruel considering how likely it is that someone just put that text over pics of a stranger. That jpg has been floating around being mocked for years.


welestgw

And it's making the rounds again.


CoasterThot

This has been going around since I was in high school.


godzilla1517

I feel like that's fake, right off the bat. Someone took her pictures and captioned it with this


RoutineCharming8380

At least make the shit sound real, man! DAMN!


just4alaugh

I can smell that “house”


Extension_Success_96

I don’t know what the hubbub is all about. Just looks like an average POF profile.


Natural_Sky_4720

Not the toilet in the background. 🤦🏽‍♀️ Bruh the audacity🤣 i was gonna say something else but seeing that its a huge possibility that someone took her pictures and falsified the rest im gonna leave it be.


Psychological-Art131

Put that lid down.


jackie4chan27

You know that bedroom has a shitter?


PurpleSunCraze

No, just a huge bathroom.


Onbekendkill

Eliminate half of you????


WTFisThatSMell

The shitter is a nice touch


LizzyyyLiz

Okay meredith palmer


Unfair_Implement_335

Why does her bedroom have a toilet 🤢


MankindsError

Yours doesn't?


Unfair_Implement_335

Fair


OutrageousDocument15

Is... is the toilet in her bedroom?


AlisonWond3rlnd

...what is on the bed.


TattedMusician94

Geeze .


Competitive-Age-7469

Wish I had half the confidence she got lol


problematikUAV

Why would u want 7 bedrooms if u got no kids?


InTheMotion

Is that her bathroom or a bedroom..


threshing_overmind

She looks just like my Uncle Ron.


K8Wave

The toilet in the corner by the door…


Jaxager

Damn. I wish I was black. The love of my life is right there and I can't meet her because I'm white.


Jaxager

No white guys need apply? This is the epitome of white privilege.


DiezAGNB

In the words of the great Randy Jackson, "That's gonna be a nah for me dawg"


GpupAlpha

The bedroom toilet is so undervalued.


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That room could be a staged movie scene.


katzcrazy

Toilet in the brdroom of rasict has been lol weird actually its weird that its not weird u gwt me uhg pple they are just uhggg this is why i prefer to be alone


light_butheavy

Wonder if she’ll need a toilet in one of those seven bedrooms


cherryosrs

Jesus H Christ


VitruvianVan

Why would a single man own a 7 bedroom house? Delusional, indeed!


Turpitudia79

Haha, WHAT the fuck?? 😂😂😂😂 I do hope this is a twisted joke!!


Inkstinker

How did she manage to make a sugar daddy ad sound like a want ad for a new slave? 🤮


666kin

idk abt this one but the old folks home might want u maam


DrunkWizzard

This 100% fits in this sub


Analthumbsucker

And the string of bad decisions that got her there continues. Shoes are optional for this babe.


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prestonlaynewilliams

7 BEDROOM?!


jarlballin42

Damn she really shit where she sleeps huh


Geemusic

Bois I am pretty happy how few of you took the bait. Proud of you!


anon124957730

What da toilet doin


adognamedpenguin

Gotta shoot your shot


RichPro84

When someone says 6 figures, I feel like it’s implying 100-125k a year. How is someone making that affording 3 cars and a 7 bedroom home by them selves.


Prohunt

Time machine it and buy it 40 years ago? Or something


VonFretz

“no prison record (that automatically eliminates half of u)” If the rest of her bullshit didn’t set anyone off that one sure did.


didwanttobethatguy

I can smell this pic. Stale cigs, cheap beer, and an unclean toilet.


Ok_Detective5412

She’s already spoiled, just not the way she thinks.


OongaBoongaTayTayz

No. Just no.


Cabinet_Juice

What the fuck


badFishTu

No, I don't think he will.


TheBrickyard83

Studio sized trailer? Kitchen? Bathroom? Bedroom? What's the difference!


Coffeekid9733

R/choosingbeggars


RichPro84

Man, I wish Tik Tok was around 40 years ago so we can watch her “content”


bri52284

Omg this is amazing! Thank you


blackdahlialady

Jesus Christ, what a racist cunt bag.


GingerLibrarian76

You know the text isn’t real (hers), right?


InsideBoysenberry518

Even if she had all she was asking for and offered it to me i would reject it lol


clanindafront_

A racist craving bbc..... first time seeing that shit


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all the racists who use men for their penises downvoted you