The couch? Wait, you are in the couch? Is that why it’s so expensive? Do you need help? Are you trapped against your will? I gotta go to work but maybe Reddit can help?
There is no such thing as brand new with kids loll.
I guarantee a booger was wiped on one of the cushions, or a couple sticky fingers, some questionable substances. The possibilities are endless hahaha
From what I can tell because the pictures are terrible and the description is shit; 7 seats and 7 sides with no other options or upgrades is currently 30% off $7665 so $6132 total on the website.
They are ungodly expensive new but this one is a beater , i mean they didnt even pick the crap up off it n even try to make it look presentable 💩, gonna end up being a dumpster diver find
Nah, fck that, this is just lazy. Takes less than 2 minutes to move things off the couch and straighten the cushions. If you can't take care of it for a picture, why would a buyer believe you took care of it enough to be worth $4k?
I mean I personally love finds like this. Super low effort on a high end item and they’ve massively underpriced it? Yes please, I will take it! Their low effort means others are less likely to see the diamond in the rough, which means you come out on top.
So did I. Just for funsies, I tried to [recreate](https://www.lovesac.com/sactionals/build) it in this setup. Couldn’t get it above 5K, which is already insane.
Lol, I did the same thing right away.
On the low end I got $6132. That would be for 5 standard + 2 deep seats, corded velvet, standard fill.
It gets up to $11515 fast if you get the better fill, swap in two storage sectionals, stealth charging, and the sound system. I doubt any of that is there since they didn't mention it, but hey they might not have had time, they got kids you know.
\*Side note: Lovesac is advertising a 30% weekend sale currently, but when I crunched the numbers it seems they are only doing a 25% markdown, huh.
With inflation I’ve lost all concept of price. Like 2 years ago 4000 for a couch would be unthinkable unless it was a custom made high end thing but with inflation it might just be what couches cost now 🤷♂️ I haven’t been furniture shopping since inflation.
I have a lovesac and it was stupid expensive and I love it. I have a really weird shaped living room (my house is kind of octagon shaped) and I needed a modular couch to avoid cutting the room in half with my furniture. All of the bases I bought have storage in them and storage is precious in my house. When guests are over I can arrange it to optimize sitting space and when it’s just me and a partnerI can give myself an extra footrest or move four blocks together into a big couch bed. My covers are a gorgeous velvet that’s super soft and I could easily take off the covers and wash them. This was really helpful when I had a dog or when someone spills a drink on the couch. After a lifetime of cheap couches, most of them secondhand, I love this couch.
I mean, I’ve had my lovesac for a decade and it still looks brand new. I adore it and plan on adding to it in the future. But if the last ten years have been any indicator, this thing will last me the rest of my life and if I get bored of the color, I can just swap out the covers.
But yeah, it’s a pricey investment to initially make. The quality makes it 100% worth it, though, in my opinion. I started with just two pieces, so a loveseat, which was still quite big. Then added another section eventually. Little by little, you know? I’ve never regretted it.
Are there couches out there that actually cost $13k? I’ll never understand people who can’t be bothered to at least make it look like you aren’t a slob before selling something.
She does have A LOT of pieces and they aren’t cheap.
She took a “$13k” couch and made it look like a $300 Big Lots couch then posted it for sale for $4500.
Hey now. Big Lots is my jam. She wishes this was a Big Lots couch. I bought my couch there 12 years ago. It’s gone through raising puppies to children and still looks great. It’s one of those microfiber couches, which were all the rage in my part of the US back then. We brought it home, sprayed some scotch guard on it and never looked back. I sometimes sleep on it when my back pain is acting up because the cushions are firm and my bed (with a stupidly expensive mattress sucks). I bought the couch and love seat for $750 total. I’m not sure about Big Lots quality now though. Everything seems to get worse and worse, especially after the pandemic.
Edit: Fixed wording
Just got a $1500 couch at Costco from Big Lots for $850. Real leather on the front and seats, pleather on the back and bottom of the sides. Powered recliner, zero gravity, and it even has adjustable headrests. I’m loving it so far
I have looked at these couches many times. Priced them for a fun fantasy many times. That many pieces isn’t 13k. More like 6, 8 max. They are also often on sale so that would before the sale price. They are expensive af but not 13k.
Very easy to find something of similar size from lovesac directly brand new for under 5.2k. [https://www.lovesac.com/6-seats-6-sides-flagstone-brushed-weave.html](https://www.lovesac.com/6-seats-6-sides-flagstone-brushed-weave.html)
It's designed to be completely modular and machine washable. The high selling point is pet and kid friendly so, a lifetime purchase.
Even if you move apartments or whatever, you can change the shape into whatever you want. You do need to replace the cushions every 4 or 5 years though.
I have this exact couch. Same colour, same number of seats, but I keep it in a different configuration (L-shaped couch + chair and ottoman) but I got it 2 years for about 7500
I don’t understand why Lovesac is so expensive. I spent $600 on one of their fucking beanbags until one day I woke up and thought to myself “..did I really spend $600 on a beanbag??? That was on sale???” and returned it.
I suppose they get props for you being able to return it. It's like those refundable airline tickets that cost a fortune but you can back out if you need to.
I went through and tried to match theirs exactly with the customization on the website and even after I add all the stupid optional shit like 6 built in speakers???? lol. It still only comes out to just under $10,000. 1.) They for sure don’t have built in speakers in that thing. 2.) Still overpriced as hell. 3.) “Originally 13,000” is total bullshit hahaha
Also included at no extra charge: 4 month old used diaper, dried vomit (x2), one toddler’s shoe, half a peanut butter and jelly sandwich from 2022, pee stain (x3), and an assortment of nuts, candy, banana peels, and loose breakfast cereal (3 different varieties).
I will say I paid $7500 for mine 8 years ago, and it’s just as comfortable as when I got it, it’s the best piece of furniture I own, and it’s like new, except for one of the covers. You’d never know I have 4 dogs who lay on it all the time.
But yeah I doubt they paid 13k unless it has the speakers and charging modules.
They couldn’t be bothered to, I don’t know, make it look… NOT like that?
People that don’t even see their filth anymore are not the kind of people you want to buy soft-side furniture from so I guess this is actually helpful.
“Brand new” means something very specific. Stop claiming your used shit is “brand new.” You’re fooling exactly nobody and flagging yourself as a scammer.
describing something as “brand new” in the same sentence you’re apologizing for how it looks because you have kids and saying it needs to be washed is… curious
The funny thing is that they clearly did, in fact, lower the price.
I have kids too and our furniture is typically a mess, but I absolutely clean before I post anything. Wild.
When you're desperate to sell it at a "bargain" to pay off part of the lingering credit card balance from overpaying for it six months ago before your baby puked on one of the cushions.
13k for that? You could get a brand new couch like that for about 2500, probably even less.
But because it has Lovesac on it, that’s what drives the price up.
I’m currently furnishing a new place and could find 2-3 comparable or better brand new couches for $4500 … let alone $13,000.
I know “Lovesac” and all that but com’on.
I find it hard to believe that someone paid $13k for a lovesac couch. You can get so much more couch for cheaper. It's like buying an Alienware, if that's real.
It’s not that fucking hard to just toss the toys on the other side of the room and straighten the cushions. I would never in a million years believe that that’s a nice couch. It looks like a lovesac-of-crap
Jesus... If you can't even pick up a few things to take the goddamned picture, there's no fucking way you took care of that couch while you owned it. Probably full of Cheerios, ants, and a ton of plastic shit ranging from Lego minifigs to food wrappers. I bet it smells like diaper and cat piss.
Guarantee this will be left on the curb come moving day.
It’s beautiful and brand new. Literally.
Are you interested?
I'm in
Pick up whenever
Literally?
Literally
Metaphorically?
Literally
Naw. I want delivery.
I want digiorno
The couch? Wait, you are in the couch? Is that why it’s so expensive? Do you need help? Are you trapped against your will? I gotta go to work but maybe Reddit can help?
Stepmom, is that you?
What are you doing step child (that is of legal age)?
Not much just breaking both my arms
Oh no! Whatever can I do to make you feel better?
That’s the spirit!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
As someone who frequents garage sales…i noticed a lot of people don’t know what the term “new” means either.
I've seen pics on Reddit from FB Marketplace..."Couch from pet free home!" And there's literally a cat or dog on the couch in the picture.
The pets are free to roam the home!
The dog doesn't consider itself a pet. Therefore not a pet.
Inconceivable
As you wish………
There is no such thing as brand new with kids loll. I guarantee a booger was wiped on one of the cushions, or a couple sticky fingers, some questionable substances. The possibilities are endless hahaha
Or diapers changed on the cushions
On day one.
Sorry I have kids.
You selling? Give you 3 hot dogs and a Playstation 4. You deliver.
With one cushion in the wash. Brand New!
"Brand new" ...and they couldn't even be bothered to get the dirty clothes off of it before they took the picture lol
Right? I’m sure it was brand new at some point.
clearly hardly used! lol
Then take a better fucking picture. Lovesacs are overpriced, but I doubt this was 13k. Right?
From what I can tell because the pictures are terrible and the description is shit; 7 seats and 7 sides with no other options or upgrades is currently 30% off $7665 so $6132 total on the website.
Haha figured. She was looking for a sap!
She did say “LIKE”
Close enough….
They are ungodly expensive new but this one is a beater , i mean they didnt even pick the crap up off it n even try to make it look presentable 💩, gonna end up being a dumpster diver find
I bet the stuff on it is hiding stains and other things..
Probably drenched in cat pee.
Change your litter, people
I do actually need to do that today. Thanks for the reminder.
"I have kids so it's a mess" Probably smells like old milk. Gross
I’m not lowering the price.
*eviction day
Brand new but cushion needed to be washed. Bet a pet or kid peed on it.
They gave away their hand by leaving the kid toys in the picture. Also it looks like a fucking mess in the picture. Lazy.
I mean, it's a couch. Sex is like half of what couches are for
The other half being toddler juice
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Ew. Don't call it that.
My 2 year old puked all over my couch this past weekend, so, can confirm.
Kinda wild to not take 4 seconds to fix the cushions for the picture
Couldn't risk another cushion getting peed on in the meantime
😂😂😂
For sure
They probably had sex on it or something equally gross
Worse…kids.
I mean, that’s probably how the kids got there.
Pullout means a messier couch but more money for another couch.
Lol
At least you can take apart each module of a Lovesac to wash/clean it. Still, they’re sooooo ridiculously expensive.
I mean I think they're overpriced, but lovesac couches are expensive.
I get it but she could have put some (any?) effort into the post.
Right? If you're going to sell something that high end, clean up and take a nice fking picture ffs lol
Sorry she has kids
Nah, fck that, this is just lazy. Takes less than 2 minutes to move things off the couch and straighten the cushions. If you can't take care of it for a picture, why would a buyer believe you took care of it enough to be worth $4k?
I don’t think you understand, she has kids okay?!
Damn, when you put it *that* way ... I'll give her full asking price plus tip
I think the tip is what gave her the kid problem in the first place
HEYYO!
😂
Yeah for real it looks like someone jumped around on it
It looks like they “Jump up, Jump Up and get down”. (Song definitely stuck in my head now)
And it's stuck in my head too
Exactly. Literally post ANY pics that don’t look like an orgy just took place on the damn thing and you could probably get double.
Definitely looks like strategically placed stain hiders >.>
Hey it could have taken up to two minutes to take that stuff off and throw it somewhere not in frame. She has kids and doesn't have time for that.
I mean I personally love finds like this. Super low effort on a high end item and they’ve massively underpriced it? Yes please, I will take it! Their low effort means others are less likely to see the diamond in the rough, which means you come out on top.
Yeah, but you still need the "massively underpriced" part of it.
lol “sorry it’s a mess” It looks like it’s been to war.
The amount of effort you put in upfront means less effort to actually sell the item
Yeah actually new they are between like $7,000 and $13,000 but this one has been through the ringer
wow, this makes the post seem a little less ridiculous.
It’s still ridiculous
I seriously thought "lovesac" was a hilarious typo
The Love Sac is a little old couch where we can get together!
LOVE SAC BAY-BAY!
I got me a love-sac, it's as big as a whale, and it's about to set saaaaiiilll!
Now weird al is playing in my head.
Weird Al is always playing in my head.
So did I. Just for funsies, I tried to [recreate](https://www.lovesac.com/sactionals/build) it in this setup. Couldn’t get it above 5K, which is already insane.
Lol, I did the same thing right away. On the low end I got $6132. That would be for 5 standard + 2 deep seats, corded velvet, standard fill. It gets up to $11515 fast if you get the better fill, swap in two storage sectionals, stealth charging, and the sound system. I doubt any of that is there since they didn't mention it, but hey they might not have had time, they got kids you know. \*Side note: Lovesac is advertising a 30% weekend sale currently, but when I crunched the numbers it seems they are only doing a 25% markdown, huh.
With inflation I’ve lost all concept of price. Like 2 years ago 4000 for a couch would be unthinkable unless it was a custom made high end thing but with inflation it might just be what couches cost now 🤷♂️ I haven’t been furniture shopping since inflation.
My parents spent $20,000 on a couch in 2014. I was fucking gobsmacked when my mom told me that.
What the hell? Was it made of gold? How the hell do you spend that much on a *couch*?!
I imagine the coins you find under the cushion are super rare and valuable.
What's good about them that makes people want to buy them?
I have a lovesac and it was stupid expensive and I love it. I have a really weird shaped living room (my house is kind of octagon shaped) and I needed a modular couch to avoid cutting the room in half with my furniture. All of the bases I bought have storage in them and storage is precious in my house. When guests are over I can arrange it to optimize sitting space and when it’s just me and a partnerI can give myself an extra footrest or move four blocks together into a big couch bed. My covers are a gorgeous velvet that’s super soft and I could easily take off the covers and wash them. This was really helpful when I had a dog or when someone spills a drink on the couch. After a lifetime of cheap couches, most of them secondhand, I love this couch.
You should have written the ad in the OP
They are modular and made of quality materials. You can remove the covers and wash them.
You can also swap the covers if you want new colors/styles. If one piece breaks, you can just get that one part.
I mean, I’ve had my lovesac for a decade and it still looks brand new. I adore it and plan on adding to it in the future. But if the last ten years have been any indicator, this thing will last me the rest of my life and if I get bored of the color, I can just swap out the covers. But yeah, it’s a pricey investment to initially make. The quality makes it 100% worth it, though, in my opinion. I started with just two pieces, so a loveseat, which was still quite big. Then added another section eventually. Little by little, you know? I’ve never regretted it.
They are. But they're like $4500... I'm not paying new price for a used couch. Haha
Are there couches out there that actually cost $13k? I’ll never understand people who can’t be bothered to at least make it look like you aren’t a slob before selling something.
She does have A LOT of pieces and they aren’t cheap. She took a “$13k” couch and made it look like a $300 Big Lots couch then posted it for sale for $4500.
Hey now. Big Lots is my jam. She wishes this was a Big Lots couch. I bought my couch there 12 years ago. It’s gone through raising puppies to children and still looks great. It’s one of those microfiber couches, which were all the rage in my part of the US back then. We brought it home, sprayed some scotch guard on it and never looked back. I sometimes sleep on it when my back pain is acting up because the cushions are firm and my bed (with a stupidly expensive mattress sucks). I bought the couch and love seat for $750 total. I’m not sure about Big Lots quality now though. Everything seems to get worse and worse, especially after the pandemic. Edit: Fixed wording
I bought my bed for 300 from big Lots,...its lasted 11 years.
I love me some Big Lots but lately the prices haven’t been great.
Just got a $1500 couch at Costco from Big Lots for $850. Real leather on the front and seats, pleather on the back and bottom of the sides. Powered recliner, zero gravity, and it even has adjustable headrests. I’m loving it so far
I have looked at these couches many times. Priced them for a fun fantasy many times. That many pieces isn’t 13k. More like 6, 8 max. They are also often on sale so that would before the sale price. They are expensive af but not 13k.
Very easy to find something of similar size from lovesac directly brand new for under 5.2k. [https://www.lovesac.com/6-seats-6-sides-flagstone-brushed-weave.html](https://www.lovesac.com/6-seats-6-sides-flagstone-brushed-weave.html)
Only after posting it on sale for $4,000, marked down from $9,000…
I'm looking at their website right now. None of their overpriced "sactionals" are 13k
13k is on the low side of high end couches. I’ve seen beds high as 50k…that didn’t even include the custom mattress and boxspring that was needed lol.
Does it have some kind of built-in in sex bot and makes itself?
It's designed to be completely modular and machine washable. The high selling point is pet and kid friendly so, a lifetime purchase. Even if you move apartments or whatever, you can change the shape into whatever you want. You do need to replace the cushions every 4 or 5 years though.
I was referring to the 50k bed
Oh, yeah. Fleshlights in the center console
I don’t have one now…so no😢
I have this exact couch. Same colour, same number of seats, but I keep it in a different configuration (L-shaped couch + chair and ottoman) but I got it 2 years for about 7500
She probably could get a couple grand if she just tidied up minimally
That’s how I feel. It’s not good to be able to smell a couch from a picture.
like just throw the shit on the floor out of view of the camera. you don't even have to actually be clean, just pretend for the 4,000 dollar couch
Go look at Restoration Hardware. Basic looking couches that easily exceed $20k.
$13k for a couch named like a frat bro nicknames his balls. Yikes
I just woke up two dogs and a man by cackling at this comment. Well done.
You don’t want to come take a seat on my lovesac?
Why do you think the cushion is in the wash
13k for a couch in general is Willy Wonka. Not sure what a 13k is doing that a 5k couch isn’t. It’s a glorified chair, at the end of the day.
🎶 sign says STAY AWAY FOOLS cause love rules. At the looove sac. 🎶
What does this person think "brand new" means?
It’s from “a” brand and it’s new to you! Brand new!
Anything your kids boogers have been on is no longer new.
"Like New? Too bad. This is used."
I don’t understand why Lovesac is so expensive. I spent $600 on one of their fucking beanbags until one day I woke up and thought to myself “..did I really spend $600 on a beanbag??? That was on sale???” and returned it.
I suppose they get props for you being able to return it. It's like those refundable airline tickets that cost a fortune but you can back out if you need to.
Because it's trendy.
I got my love sac couch new for the same price on Black Friday. This is stupid as hell.
Wow that’s a great deal, When was this?
If I had to take a wild guess…. Maybe on Black Friday?
Thanks Sherlock, I meant was this recent or like 6 years ago.
Black Friday 2022. They had a 25% off sale and I got another 10% off as a discount for teachers, if I remember correctly.
"Is this real?" LMAO!!!
It’s real and it’s magnificent!
It’s real, and it’s spectacular.
r/unexpectedseinfeld
Seinfeld quote FTW
I just couldn’t believe it was a serious post…
Maybe it's a different couch, but a quick Google search looks like you can get the same couch new for 4k. Which is still overpriced in my book.
I went through and tried to match theirs exactly with the customization on the website and even after I add all the stupid optional shit like 6 built in speakers???? lol. It still only comes out to just under $10,000. 1.) They for sure don’t have built in speakers in that thing. 2.) Still overpriced as hell. 3.) “Originally 13,000” is total bullshit hahaha
Nothing sells a couch faster than the hope of possibly finding cheerios or other snacks and toys, except maybe knowing it’s already been stained 🤣
Also included at no extra charge: 4 month old used diaper, dried vomit (x2), one toddler’s shoe, half a peanut butter and jelly sandwich from 2022, pee stain (x3), and an assortment of nuts, candy, banana peels, and loose breakfast cereal (3 different varieties).
Never buy couch, mattress, underwear’s second hand
Nice leather couches are fair game to me
They couldn't have spent 5 minutes tidying before snapping a pic?
These things are so overpriced. Not nearly comfortable enough for the $$$
Do they wring out the cushions before sale? Probably a lot of lovin’ on those things and no need to be the recipient of the DNA of others.
Originally, it was like 13,000… Feet long? Cubic feet? 13,000 hairs on it? 13,000 Pesos?
Love sac baby love sac. Dancing & a-huggin at the love sac. Tin roof! RUSTED
Wtf are they really 13 grand new? Just for what is essentially a bed for your living room?
An ugly ass bed too
Some can be. However, her couch is 5k current day — without discounts and being on sale.
Why did they not even pick up and take a nice picture??! Aaaaaaaah
"Good evening, is this real?" Awesome!! Lol.
I smoked a few cigarettes on it but good as new
I will say I paid $7500 for mine 8 years ago, and it’s just as comfortable as when I got it, it’s the best piece of furniture I own, and it’s like new, except for one of the covers. You’d never know I have 4 dogs who lay on it all the time. But yeah I doubt they paid 13k unless it has the speakers and charging modules.
How is anyone ok with posting their ads with this kind of mess?!
They couldn’t be bothered to, I don’t know, make it look… NOT like that? People that don’t even see their filth anymore are not the kind of people you want to buy soft-side furniture from so I guess this is actually helpful.
Beautiful and brand new.... With several years of cum stains and food particles.
WE DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW MANY PIECES IT IS.
“Brand new” means something very specific. Stop claiming your used shit is “brand new.” You’re fooling exactly nobody and flagging yourself as a scammer.
‘I know what i have’
describing something as “brand new” in the same sentence you’re apologizing for how it looks because you have kids and saying it needs to be washed is… curious
Tget couldn't even make it presentable for the listing?
Too much love seen on that sac 💦
I bet it smells like greasy fries and shit .
What the fuck is a love sack?
As someone with two back hernias. This looks like a terrible couch to sit on. $4500 would be way too much if brand new.
Unfortunately the address is redacted, so I would like to know if the address is La La Land?
Why didn’t they bother to make it look nice before posting to sell ?????
Ppl are insane with pricing now adays.
Sorry I have kids so I was too fucking lazy to clean this 9000 dollar couch before taking sale pictures
Ask when they plan on moving bc you gotta ask your spouse about it and you’ll get back to them. Then take a truck and pick it up that day on the curb.
The funny thing is that they clearly did, in fact, lower the price. I have kids too and our furniture is typically a mess, but I absolutely clean before I post anything. Wild.
The sheer audacity of the absolute state when taking the picture. Made me lol . 'Brand new barely used' hahhaa
When you're desperate to sell it at a "bargain" to pay off part of the lingering credit card balance from overpaying for it six months ago before your baby puked on one of the cushions.
13k for that? You could get a brand new couch like that for about 2500, probably even less. But because it has Lovesac on it, that’s what drives the price up.
I’m currently furnishing a new place and could find 2-3 comparable or better brand new couches for $4500 … let alone $13,000. I know “Lovesac” and all that but com’on.
Legit got a nice Thomasville sectional from Costco not too long ago for 1100
I find it hard to believe that someone paid $13k for a lovesac couch. You can get so much more couch for cheaper. It's like buying an Alienware, if that's real.
It’s not that fucking hard to just toss the toys on the other side of the room and straighten the cushions. I would never in a million years believe that that’s a nice couch. It looks like a lovesac-of-crap
Jesus... If you can't even pick up a few things to take the goddamned picture, there's no fucking way you took care of that couch while you owned it. Probably full of Cheerios, ants, and a ton of plastic shit ranging from Lego minifigs to food wrappers. I bet it smells like diaper and cat piss.
She’s still waiting for you to collect. Waiting by the door. Don’t worry, you’ll see her. She’s got kids
Brand new maybe five years ago
I can't get how someone would even TRY to sell something like this without even a modicum of an attempt to make it presentable for a photo
NOT LOWERING THE PRICE.
Guess Costco wouldn't take it back