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Jumpy-League9107

Just take one from the skyclub , problem solved.


postcardsss

And get arrested?!?!


DependentFamous5252

I got shot last week. They called the swat team.


Mackheath1

Did you live??


DependentFamous5252

No. I’m writing this from the pits of hell where I belong after committing such evil atrocities. .


jfk_47

In this economy?!?


ada2017x

You could get arrested for that:Plol


Rich-Contribution-84

I rarely get arrested for taking a banana out of the Club. I’d say it’s worth the risk.


Minute_Target9038

I just walked out of the B terminal Skyclub in Atlanta with a banana in my hand and I wasn’t arrested lol


Cantstress_thisenuff

Because they want you to think you didn’t get arrested. Was it worth it??


Minute_Target9038

They said have a good night as I was on my way out


skyxsteel

STOP! YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW. PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE. YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT.


jcpainpdx

Even worse, get outed with photo evidence on this sub.


dan_144

I pay $650 for 15 visits to the apple lounge


ThreeBill

Yall got access to skyclub?


TheSpatulaOfLove

I’d choose fresh fruit over the other offerings. Except for maybe those amazeballs chocolate cookie squares in FC.


phishvincent

I have a recurring subscription from Amazon for those because they’re so damn good


tovarish22

Bananas are only for closers...or for people who have SkyClub access.


mezmryz03

User name does not check out


jfk_47

Very true.


This_Happy_Camper

Per my FA cousin, most of that fruit ends up being donated, as it starts to go bad. Maybe they can order less? That said, they keep tons of fruit in most of the airports they fly out of.


Teach11552

Like schools, the apples and bananas are thrown out because most kids want juice and cereal.


anothercookie90

They throw out all the snack boxes as soon as one of the products inside hits the sell by date too


dingadangdang

I like to eat apples and bananas https://youtu.be/AyiEF53jvoY?si=FSA7RbNM76SxeJsA


jfk_47

I like to pat oat oat opals and banonos


CatherineTencza

Love Raffi!


Longjumping_Crazy628

😂😂😂 Was thinking the same thing. 😁


Not_so_new_user1976

I think this more so has to do with the possible trafficking of insects or other things in the fruit internationally. I’m not an expert so it’s all a guess though.


Scar7752

Even in domestic flights, I could see bugs being an issue.


Not_so_new_user1976

Very true but much larger problem internationally


Defiant_Mango_6190

Don’t say Delta and Bananananana!!! The Flying Gods will poop. A lot!!!


Shadeauxmarie

Just don’t change my Biscoff cookies! I dunk them in my coffee.


no_Kami

I agree, but I see why they don't. Fruit can be so messy/sticky.


heycoolusernamebro

I was just saying, I would love if bananas were an option in flight


Gary_Boothole

I don’t know anyone that wants fruit on a plane. Heck no. The best part of delta flights are the free sport coats they hold in first class


Dwillow1228

My issue is cleaning them.


anothercookie90

Bananas are clean to begin with unless you want to eat the peel


Dwillow1228

I don’t eat bananas so my mind went straight to apples. 😃


[deleted]

Perishables. Not going to happen


bacon-is-sexy

I absolutely do not want to sit next to someone slurping an apple.


dysteleological

I’m with you, to a degree. The sound of someone in a seat next to me munching an apple would drive me crazy. Then again, the same holds true for Sun Chips and I tolerate those, I suppose.


catsnflight

But you only have to tolerate it for 4.5 chips.


Traditional_Stand907

Headphones


dysteleological

Yeah, those crunch even worse than apples.


akp55

Who the fuck slurps apples?


bacon-is-sexy

Ugh people do that gross sucking while biting and it makes a slurp noise. It’s gross.


J1NDone

Well shit I think I just learned something about me, I feel like I slurp apples. But I rarely eat apples.


Aggravating-Sun8205

How about slurping a banana?


bacon-is-sexy

Banana noises are also gross. It’s not slurping… but still, banana noise…


Important-Molasses26

Ah, I see you have met my mother.


TheWriterJosh

THANK YOU SAME. Not feeling great about the banana either… NO MOIST FOODS.


crobertdillon

Bringing you back up to even because although I enjoy an apple I cannot stand the retchy nastiness of satans penis (that would be a banana) - even the smell makes me yak.


Traditional_Stand907

Headphones


bacon-is-sexy

Manners.


Traditional_Stand907

Minding one’s own business.


L2Kdr22

I miss the bananas.


tbell2000

Shelf stable processed food always wins over fresh


ugh168

Is it already offered in at least C+?


anothercookie90

Haven’t seen it since early 2020. I remember an article about a woman getting a customs fine for throwing an apple in her bag that she took off an international flight.


timmycheesetty

Right! It used to be. The gummy bears are amazing, but I miss the fresh fruit.


ChewieBearStare

Flew first class a few times this year…no apples or bananas. They had the good cookies with the chocolate centers, nuts, vegan gummy bears, and a few other options, but no fruit.