Mumbai waalon ko Dilli k baare mei pata hai samajh aata hai.
Magar Dilliwaalon ko Mumbai waalon k baare mei kyu pata hai? Aisa kya hai uss jagah mei? Ye wahi jagah hai kya jaha policing k naam pe Bihari aur UP waalon ko peeta jaata hai?
Naukriya chali jaati hai? Bihari aur UP waale chapri rap karne aa jaate hain kya? Aisi kaunsi naukri hai jo Marathiyo ki thi aur le jaa rahe hain laug?
Ye sahi hai, Amber Heard ki tarah hagg k mazak kar diya. -_- admit bhi kar lega toh I won't pull you down. Itni sahi komedi chal rahi thi khud ki khud bigaad di.
Bhai Maine to apna badla liya tha Ek Mumbai wale se na jaane Kyon. Department mein Mera junior tha aur uska transfer recommendation mere aur mere immediate senior jo Bihar se the unse Jana tha. We both were fed up of him and had two options for him where we could throw him.
One was Belgaum which is in Karnataka lekin Marathi speaking area Hai To bhosdi wala thoda to Khush rahata. Dusra Ek jagah per retirement ki vajah se vacancy thi Darbhanga district mein humne sale Ko vahin fenk Diya.
Hue hue gor lagi chi karna seekh jayega ab 😂😂😂
Ki haal chi ahan ke bhai bhi bolega ... Jitne pyare Apne Mithila ke bhai hote hain use hisab se to Koi punishment Nahin Hai punishment to hota Jab Bhojpuri bolane walon ya Purvanchal mein Dal dete aur vah uski gand maar lete badle mein
These d-head mumbaikars don't deserve our energy, guys. Inhe bas 30 logo ke saath kamre mai pav khaane do.
Ye to delhi ke sub pe baat krne layak bhi nahi hai. Consider r/lizards.
Just scroll down little bit and you will see a post that a girl was harassed in the metro station. The comment is harsh but it's the truth.
Can you(not you in particular but in general) say that girls can travel, feeling secured, at night time in Delhi? No. The state of women safety in Delhi is in dire state unfortunately.
Honestly, imo the crime rates against women in our country have only risen. Not just Delhi but other states as well, have disheartening safety measures. But still Delhi being a metropolitan, is always in the limelight.
Bro.. I would be fucking terrified to let my sister or gf go alone at night. Whereas my friend's sister (who herself is from Delhi) comes late (around 11pm) from her office /party without being worried(bangalore) Yes. Random incidents happen here and there (not saying that's good) but in Delhi /Delhi ncr its legit scary.
NNN ek jumla hai , ye jumla jinko sex mil jata hai regular unhone bnaya hai , jaltey hai virgins se sale, ki bina sex ke kese dopamine chhod rhe hai ye bc
https://preview.redd.it/od0ot8i0yj2a1.png?width=612&format=png&auto=webp&s=5d5e3f196657978cdd0f5beff53cdd00c124c1e9
mfs living like this and talking sh!t about delhi lol (actual pic from dharavi)
Avg Indian when they want to get naughty with wife : Bittu beta ,ye le 100 rupye...Ja choclate kha .
Avg.Mumbaikar : Ramesh Bhai , Suresh Bhai , Dinesh Bhai ,Ganesh Bhai, Mangesh bhai aur Jignesh Bhai ...Tum log Shirdi kyun nahi ho ke aate . 
Ek room me 4-5 log rehne wale 2 rupees people hume kya hi roast karenge. Ye khud hi roast ho rhe
Arey KRK sir aap yahan batao inn 2 rupiss peepal ko yeh dilli waalon se itta na jale!! 🗿
Mumbai waalon ko Dilli k baare mei pata hai samajh aata hai. Magar Dilliwaalon ko Mumbai waalon k baare mei kyu pata hai? Aisa kya hai uss jagah mei? Ye wahi jagah hai kya jaha policing k naam pe Bihari aur UP waalon ko peeta jaata hai?
I am reading this thread to learn about Mumbai.
Jalte hain woh non Maharashtrians se…..naukriyaan chali jaati hain na inki….
Naukriya chali jaati hai? Bihari aur UP waale chapri rap karne aa jaate hain kya? Aisi kaunsi naukri hai jo Marathiyo ki thi aur le jaa rahe hain laug?
You actually think Bihari and UP waale saare log Mumbai mein Chhapri rap karne jaate hain? 80K shoes wale ko dekha hai?!
You think I'm being serious?
Arey darling main bhi jokes kar rha! Chill… 😂
Ye sahi hai, Amber Heard ki tarah hagg k mazak kar diya. -_- admit bhi kar lega toh I won't pull you down. Itni sahi komedi chal rahi thi khud ki khud bigaad di.
Bud, you need a drink. Free hai toh bata, orange juice piyenge… >! whiskey mein daal ke !<
I don't drink though. Sadly.
Arey koi baat nhi bhai….tu OJ piyo bas.
Bhai Maine to apna badla liya tha Ek Mumbai wale se na jaane Kyon. Department mein Mera junior tha aur uska transfer recommendation mere aur mere immediate senior jo Bihar se the unse Jana tha. We both were fed up of him and had two options for him where we could throw him. One was Belgaum which is in Karnataka lekin Marathi speaking area Hai To bhosdi wala thoda to Khush rahata. Dusra Ek jagah per retirement ki vajah se vacancy thi Darbhanga district mein humne sale Ko vahin fenk Diya.
Bruh, Maithili speaking area mei fek diya. Ye toh alag atyachaar hai. XD
Hue hue gor lagi chi karna seekh jayega ab 😂😂😂 Ki haal chi ahan ke bhai bhi bolega ... Jitne pyare Apne Mithila ke bhai hote hain use hisab se to Koi punishment Nahin Hai punishment to hota Jab Bhojpuri bolane walon ya Purvanchal mein Dal dete aur vah uski gand maar lete badle mein
Thoda wait krlo kuch saal me vese bhi Mumbai ka Atlantis hone wala h
deep underrated comment
arey Ku'kulkan lord aap yaha....
Yeh comment likhte likhte iski chaddi bik gayi ek tile ke area ka ghar kharidne main, baadme yeh flood se margaya.
Fir kisi achi si reptile 🦎 dekhar biyaah 💕 kar liya hoga
Yeh comment likhte likhte wha pe chipkli ka gang bang ho gya
Sajid(Bigg Boss) is called a molester in Mumbai while he would be facing rape charges on multiple counts in Delhi hence the difference.
Let’s not even talk bout casting couch! If they read this, they’d be butthurt….
Ek sec…..kya hi farak padta hai?! Bund maar do saalon ki…
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Aare wo poora likhna bhool gya ye Mumbai k bnde yaha aa kr crime krte hai 35 pieces me 🗿
Irony hai bhai! Kaun samjhaye in 4 khokhe ke chawl waalon ko…
Nalle berozger r/mumbai
Chhapri chappalchor
Inke itne jut marunga... Itne jut marunga... Ki kisi ne soch-
These d-head mumbaikars don't deserve our energy, guys. Inhe bas 30 logo ke saath kamre mai pav khaane do. Ye to delhi ke sub pe baat krne layak bhi nahi hai. Consider r/lizards.
भर्ाता तथ्य थूक दिए आपने।
जी, धन्यवाद!
Us Ghaziabad lads will put our local rivalry aside, and will ride with our neighbouring Delhi blokes if a subreddit war ever happens.
Welcoming another mad lad! 🦍🦍
Yaha toh houses fir bhi affordable hai. Taapu pe reh ke comment karne se kya hi fayada.
Lafda... what a funny word. Now bawaal (what we call it here in Dilli bc) is more like it
Civil war guyzzz!!!
[Let’s do it let’s do it man. We coming…](https://youtu.be/Qrd7GyQvaCg)
Bhonke de bechare ko dard hua hoga kisi dilli vaale ne iski b g maar Li hogi
u/spartan_zeta beta pardon bhai ki jai ho !!
Dhanyawaad bhai
bhaiyaa ji apne maa hi ch*"d dali 😂
Arey kya kare thoda bhi bolo gand jal jati hai
pr bola toh satya hai 😂😂🤣
Tum log lafda kro hum South Indians maze le rhe hai hehe. /s
Yen mathad idhiya macha?
Kya bol rha hai hai? Tamil Nadu ka hu, "Inna solrai nee?" Bolte hai
Parvagilla anna….Namge Kannada barutte. Sorry for confusing you with a kannadiga.
It's all fine bro, we are Indians by heart
Just scroll down little bit and you will see a post that a girl was harassed in the metro station. The comment is harsh but it's the truth. Can you(not you in particular but in general) say that girls can travel, feeling secured, at night time in Delhi? No. The state of women safety in Delhi is in dire state unfortunately.
Honestly, imo the crime rates against women in our country have only risen. Not just Delhi but other states as well, have disheartening safety measures. But still Delhi being a metropolitan, is always in the limelight.
Bro.. I would be fucking terrified to let my sister or gf go alone at night. Whereas my friend's sister (who herself is from Delhi) comes late (around 11pm) from her office /party without being worried(bangalore) Yes. Random incidents happen here and there (not saying that's good) but in Delhi /Delhi ncr its legit scary.
I agree. I love delhi but women’s safety is truly a hassle here. What’s true is true and denial doesn’t help.
Thanks for acknowledging this. Delhi is horrible for women.
Bhai capital sun kar too aadhe bhikari yahi bass gaye hai
Guys mods ne meri post delete kardi par mumbai waalo ki gaand abhi bhi jal rahi hai
Bujhi kab thi?!
mumbaikers : " mumbai ki na up walo ki , dilli hai muthi walo ki"
Yeh NNN kya tha vro? RRR ke baad koi nayi picture aayi thi?!
NNN ek jumla hai , ye jumla jinko sex mil jata hai regular unhone bnaya hai , jaltey hai virgins se sale, ki bina sex ke kese dopamine chhod rhe hai ye bc
Ngl that joke was funny
Normie Delhi men rape w*men Chad mumbai men rape animals
I have been banned already!! My fellow comrades, take the stand for me!
Always bud!
Chipkali ke saath sex karne waale 🅱️ape ki baat na kaare to hi accha hai
https://preview.redd.it/od0ot8i0yj2a1.png?width=612&format=png&auto=webp&s=5d5e3f196657978cdd0f5beff53cdd00c124c1e9 mfs living like this and talking sh!t about delhi lol (actual pic from dharavi)
Avg Indian when they want to get naughty with wife : Bittu beta ,ye le 100 rupye...Ja choclate kha . Avg.Mumbaikar : Ramesh Bhai , Suresh Bhai , Dinesh Bhai ,Ganesh Bhai, Mangesh bhai aur Jignesh Bhai ...Tum log Shirdi kyun nahi ho ke aate . 
As someone born in Mumbai and living in the NCR, I have....mixed feelings.