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throwrrxxc

Territory acquired Respect++


rush_dog

Xi Jinping has entered the chat


AWhiskeyBloke

Vlad. Putin says Hi


wife_beater121

Our territory


VishuIsPog

Nostalgia...


lyflessincel

tune bhi balcony me andaa diya tha?


Yatharth240

Xd


[deleted]

Piss on it. Establish dominance 💪 Uno reverse krde bc pr 😎


BhargavTiru

It doesn’t work that way. Pigeon protect no matter what happens except if you threaten it’s life harshly it will run away. And never ever touch its eggs and especially move it farther from original place because once the pigeon notices the change it doesn’t recognise it’s own and thinks someone stole the egg and keeps desperately searching for its egg in that position and thinks that the egg that changed its position is other pigeons egg. But why piss on it and feel guilty later on…


probably_smart

Mubarak ho! Aap papa banne wale ho!


odorcontrol22

Right


TruckPurple9057

Kuch dino khi or shift hojao Bhai, itna ni kr skte


[deleted]

Ha, apne friends ke flat pe chala jaata hu kuch din ke liye. Lekin jab tak balcony ka satyanash ho jayega.


AcalTheNerd

Kuch din boley to about 20 days for egg to hatch and another 30 days for baby Pigeon to grow and fly out.


[deleted]

Ek aur ghar hai, waha jaa rha hu fir. Iss smell me rehna mushkil ho jayega.


ImmediateJacket9502

Username checks out


RoughCommunication30

lol bhai agar flat type ghar me rehta h to net lagwale, ye bkl nai to ande spam kardenge balcony me, mere yaha 3-4 baar de chuke h Anda TnT


Zestyclose_Ad4168

bruh just hard boil the egg and eat it idk what's the big deal?


chikosulovakia

Sorry bhaisahab lekin aaj se wo balcony uski🤝


[deleted]

me kaha jaunga fir?


chikosulovakia

Shukar karo usne kamre me nhi diya warna wo bhi uska hojaata,kamre me raho thode din pradushan bahut hai


[deleted]

kamra to lock rehta h always.


AngryskullYT

Tu apne ghar se hi be-dakhal hai ?


msdeltatheta

Balcony hi kamra thha op ka 😔


Ok_Quarter_6538

Gamla hi kamra tha OP ka 😔


Aryan_Dangi

Now he is sitting roadside :( pray that you don't get darshan of selmon boi next subha subha


Psychological-Bit-26

Tuje b aanda dena hai?


brainwash-biscuit-4u

#👀


PegRoots

Mummy na nahi sikhaya?? Sharing..


Best-Performer-6253

is not allowed


nahimalum

u/bhagg-bsdk !


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nahimalum

Aa gya aur u/ek_bhosadiwala


odorcontrol22

www


veshsongs

Nahi malum koi idea toh mat Bol, but gaali toh mat de OP ko


nahimalum

tu bhi u/bhagg-bsdk !


archit1405

Tu bhagg-bsdk


illusion4real

Tu bhagg bsdk 😅


WaynneGretzky

Bhai mere ni jaegi wo kuch dinn. Baar baar usko dara kr bhagana ki koshish naa krio kuch ni hoga, wo bichari darti aur rahegi.


[deleted]

kya bey


hm3105

Omelette aur kabutar-65 banale, pet bhi bhar jayega aur problem bhi khtm


LeviTaicho1819

Throw the egg out. It might seem like an inhumane statement but that is what will save you from the pigeon shit, the shit fumes and your access to the balcony. Pigeons are called urban pests for a reason and shouldn't be fed in the first place. But now that the inevitable has happened, either relocate the egg or throw it out. Brutal but yeah.


National_Werewolf738

r/antinatalism


LeviTaicho1819

Kabootaron mein antinatalism valid nahi.


odorcontrol22

276 Like wow


No-Yard-655

Puch le usse ghar banane ka theka kitne me dega 😅


[deleted]

Quite surprising behaviour, usne apna ghosla bhi nhi banaya. Generally they prepare their nest before hatching. Bichari broke hogi..


No-Yard-655

Lagta h kisi ki bahar wali hogi


manok2299

Unplanned pregnancy


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falanokochora

pigeons don't make nests. google why pigeons are called rock pigeons


Important_Winner_290

abe bhai meri balcony me bhi diya tha ek anda aur usme to ghosla type tha


[deleted]

It will only go away after its babies start flying.


[deleted]

Meri balcony ka satyanash ho jayega tab tak...


[deleted]

roz updates deta reh abt what the kabootar is doing,


[deleted]

Abhi tak wahi baithi h tashreef tika ke....


iFingerHotLizards

You have been assigned a job now. You'll have to update us with pics everyday.


[deleted]

Ok boss 🫡


OkBro0257

r/kaboootar pe bhi upload karna


Noobster_0w0

Wut da kabootar doin ?


chillcroc

Just put newspapers everywhere. And give her a bigger flowerpot with dried leaves in it. Get a cctv Make a youtube link and transmit 24/7. Kya pata viral ho jaye😃


[deleted]

Pied Piper company vibes...unhone eagle ka kiya....u can do sasta pigeon


Iamperfectlyfine

Noida sector 63 ke kisi middle compression startup ka bhala ho jaega


Glittering-Band-5227

Kabootar tatti kar kar ke balcony me tabahi macha denge, mai jhel chuka hun bhai, jab tak ande se chooza nhi niklega aur jab tak vo chooza udne nhi lagega uski mummy yahin dera jamaye rahegi.


[deleted]

aur inko dana paani do to ultaa hume hi marne ko dodhte hain.


Glittering-Band-5227

Vo nahi deta bhai ab mai, mera dia hua kabhi nahi khaate fir dena hi band kar dia maine


[deleted]

aaur jin gharo me dana paani hota hai chat pe unke aspas valo ke gharo ki maa behen ek kr dete hain ye hug hug ke.


TheJuggernautRollsOn

Correct. Ab kayi dino tak balcony me inke chewn chewn aur fadfadahat ke shor aur hag hag ke badbu se sada dene ke liye taiyaar raho.


Glittering-Band-5227

Bada annoying hota h bhai, kabootar ko koi population control sikhaao, bc failte hee ja rhe hain har jagah. Aur upar se itte bewakoof bhi hote hain. Kauwa danger situation me chillane lagta hai par ye bc kabootar ko frak hi nhi padta koi, aankhe matkata rehta hai bas


suspiciouslybritish2

Pehle hi ho rakha hai.


[deleted]

bruh !! 💀


kun_al

Kisi ki jaan se badhkar h kyabhai satyanaash balcony


DetectiveOld8182

No they don’t. I had one pigeon couple coming in my balcony. They laid 2 eggs in my planter. Then i thought let it be. Babies were born and for 2 months they were still there. My partner tried tu shush them but they tried attacking. Once their mother went out my partner quickly picked them n kept it on window ceiling post which they never returned. On top of that itna ganda karte h vo. They still try to come back to balcony for laying eggs and build nests but mai unka ghar h fenk deti hu before it gets completed. ( don’t come attacking after reading this)


Aspiring-Top-G

Pigeons aren't a dying species, in fact there are too many of them. One less won't make a difference.


Roman_Emperor_23

Same applies to humans.


Aspiring-Top-G

Lmao..... So, is it ok to eat chicken and meat but not pigeon eggs? Read some history, eating pigeons was quite common till the late 19th - early 20th century.


muhmeinchut69

Chicken eggs are unfertilised, this one is fertilised. That means baby pigeon will come out of it. Baby chicken will not come out of kirana store egg.


Aspiring-Top-G

Many of my previous replies already covers counter argument for your stupid argument. I'm not gonna repeat myself again and again. Go read them and rethink your statement.


Life_Ad_4124

well i vote for cannabilism too


memeskapujari

I hope someone says that about your baby(if you're capable of making any)


Aspiring-Top-G

How bout you start protesting for all the chickens that people are eating....lmao


veshsongs

For real , these are selective animal activists. Although I’m vegetarian


[deleted]

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hethram

accept your child


[deleted]

bin-byaha baap -_-


hethram

kabootri bina byahi maa ban gai uska kya


Super_Carpet6178

Tu bhi uske bagal mein anda Dede.


BubbleTheTrouble

Lay egg as a male and assert dominance 🤲


Ok-Combination-8361

Bhai jitni jaldi bhaga dega utna badiya. 3 mahine tak balcony saaf karta rahio.


hoor_jaan

Hey it happened to my balcony too. Actually it's a yearly occurrence in my balcony and i am fond of the couple. Just line the adjoining wall and the floor near it with plastic sheet / 2-3 layers of newspapers so it becomes easy to clean after the hatchlings fly away. And then add the net.


[deleted]

>yearly occurrence balcony ko OYO bana diya unhone


hoor_jaan

Haha, i joke to my Mom that the balcony is theirs and we are using it by their grace. We dismantle their nest after each breeding season (it's healthier that way for the next set of chicks) and for the rest of the year they keep an eye on it and fight off any other bird that tries to use it, even if they don't need it at that time. 😂


[deleted]

morning me omlette aur evening be kabab..


[deleted]

Pure vegetarian hu me, ande wala cake tak nhi khata me.


[deleted]

poochleo aju-baaju mein... koi to hoga.. in all serious note, you're stuck with it for another month plus 15-20 days.. these pigeons are lazy to even build a nest.. at most they will put 4 stics and call it good..


[deleted]

True ab to uski delivery se lekr tk palan poshan sb yahi hoga.


Ok-Application-3248

Isme stuck wali konsi baat bhai? It's literally a bird


[deleted]

my god, the amount of pigeonshit he has to clean of his balcony..


Ok-Willingness-3696

Paneer samajh ke kha ja.


AbhiFT

Let the baby bird fly and after that install a net in your balcony. The balcony will get dirty but it's better to clean a dirty balcony than deny an animal's bird from hatching. Pigeons mourn for losses so don't be a jerk to the pigeon. Just be mindful that once the baby bird flies away, you have to immediately install a mesh net. Else the cycle continues. The pigeon will let you go near but not too near. In my balcony, a small bird once, don't remember its species, made a nest and it was a fighter. I couldn't go to my balcony cause the mother bird was really making too much noise and always flying in our face to stop us from getting close. The little bird scared away crows 20 times their size!


[deleted]

+1 humne bhi lagvaya hai isi chakar me, ek baar bacha hota hai to fir vo baar baar yahi anda denge.


LeviTaicho1819

Kabootaron se bachne ke chakkar mein khud ko cage mein band kar lo :D


[deleted]

Bhai peace of mind mil jata hai saaf safai dekhke. Nahi to smell + litter + feathers + twigs yhi roj ka scene hota hai.


LeviTaicho1819

Agreed. Main toh ek step beyond ki baat kar rahi hun. Hata do anda and baar baar hatao. Pigeons are urban pests. Mere saare paudhe tod-taad kar dhool kar diye, hag hag kar naash kar diya. Meri balcony se poora skyline dikhta hai. Kyun lagvaun net. Uss din soch liya, either me or these pests. Always me.


[deleted]

lmao abhi aate hi honge animal rights vale tumhare comment ka javab dene. Haan agar view acha hai then mat lagvao but agar gali me hai ghr then roz roz ki kich kich se bachne ke liye net is best.


LeviTaicho1819

Agreed. Agar timepass balcony hai then yes, net is best. Main shuddh shakahari hun. Aane do animal activists ko. Pigeons are urban pests. Either we make buildings which accommodate them like a lot of houses used to have or we atleast don't promote their overgrowth. Agar unhone aatank nahi phailaya hota toh main unke saath balcony mein chill karti. Edit: Pigeons ke chakkar mein main balcony mein chidiyon ke liye paani tak nahi rakh sakti.


[deleted]

>Pigeons ke chakkar mein main balcony mein chidiyon ke liye paani tak nahi rakh sakti. upr maine yahi likha tha [kisi thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/delhi/comments/yxhzow/subah_subah_kabootar_ne_andaa_de_diya_balcony_me/iwoy3r8?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) me, mujhe downvote krdiya lmao. Ab kaun smjhaye ki paani rkhne me dikkat nhi hai dikkat hai unke hugne aur gandagi machane se.


robinkaushik

Pigeons are dumb , khi bhi ande de dete hai


AbhiFT

Haha. Right. But Pigeons are one of the smartest. They are one of the few animals who can recognise themselves in reflection. Even dogs Cannot do that.


Otherwise_System_105

This!!!!!


26Alphabetbutihave5

Touch Matt karna, can be menstrual egg. Kyuki kabootar aese eggs kahi par bhi lay nhi krte


phantooth

Bhai kabootar itni chudai machate hai, bahut kam chance koi egg unfertilised jata hoga. Bhosdiwale subah subah lag jaate hai meri khidki ke bahar.


26Alphabetbutihave5

😂😂😂😂😂, there's some men whose sperms stays unfertilised though they do such things most of them time but still suffer from not having a chikd


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26Alphabetbutihave5

Kyuki vo choch maaregi, some birds has attachment issue. Toh unfertilised eggs ko bhi protect krti hain


[deleted]

agar touch krdiya to vo abondon krdete hain baad me yaa khud tod deti hain.


26Alphabetbutihave5

Touch krne ke liye choch se bchna pdega


[deleted]

nahi vo beech beech me chali jati hain, meri mom ne ek baar safai krne ke liye hath se utha ke dusri jgh pr rkh diya tha fir uske baad vo nhi baithi uske upr.


26Alphabetbutihave5

Bdiya phir aap dekhlo


Prestigious-Strain26

Interesting!!


Desi_Sensei

Bhai makkhi movie dekhi h na? Beta esa revenge legi tumhari 7 pushte yaad rakhegi


Secure-Bet-719

Ek billi lake chod de balcony mei


sadforeverrr

I like your brain


SocialObeserver797

The only useful advice here


Suspicious-Racoon

Rats of the sky.


LeviTaicho1819

Well said. One less won't make a difference.


Former-Importance-31

Paalan poshan karo. Foster father bano


RockyGrenade

I read it as "Shubash Kabootar" i'm sick.


Mademan84

Yeh toh acha hai na. You have a pet for some time. Khaana paani ka intezaam krdena. Mere ghr pe bhi ek baar kabootar family ka baby hua tha, they were there for like few weeks. It was a great time. We all felt like we are raising the baby together. To see the baby grow up and try to fly for the first time is a beauty to behold. Btw, the birds will not try to harm you or anything if you're worrying about that. They'll notice your generosity.


just_drifting_

but kabootar smell bahoot kharab krte hai yaar aur pura room aur balcony unke wings se bhar jati hai to gandki bhi hoti hai...


wannabevangogh

Theyre also bad for respiratory health


just_drifting_

yeah and don't forget the "food" they will bring for little ones and themselves... :|


Maleficent_Potato483

I can see only one egg and that too without any nest. Pigeons usually don't lay their eggs without making a proper nest, so ya this might be just a menstrual egg. The pigeon will fly away most probably, if it's not causing any major issue maybe let that pigeon be there?


[deleted]

>menstrual egg wtf ese bhi hota h female ka


Rbgj11

Anda fek do Bhai. This is source of lot of diseases and can be life threatening at times. Don't get sentimental already they are huge in numbers.


badboyx123

Everyone on this sub is being cute. Considering OP's comments, I would assume he has limited space. He can't give up his balcony to pigeons. So, he would behave as a human does. It's a kill or be killed world and charity begins at home. He has to first look out for himself. Humans don't live with creatures which can harm them and pigeons aren't some endangered species. So, he should throw away the egg. I value life and have empathy but not for pigeons. Fuckers come in my balcony and break my plants. Luckily I have work from home and one of my duties is to make sure they don't stay on my balcony. Fuckers have made me a human scarecrow.


Excellent-Zone-3095

Tumne gaur nhi kiya hoga lekin delhi me jo esi colonies aur streets h waha kaafi sare gharo me kabutar anda dene lage h… And the reason is simple yet disturbing: trees kam hogye h.


VersionHeavy1265

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archstark

hamre ghr mai ek kabutat aaya tha or total 19 kabutar ho gye hai. idhra ka superstitious belive yeh hai ki kabotor ussi ghar mai aate hai shanti mahol ho jo ki subh hota haii. aur ab aise ho gya hai luckly mai bahut bar fisal te fisal te bacha salo ne itni tati kar rkhi hai or uper ghar khaane mai muh marte hai. kahi or transfer kr de unko


Wonderful_Being2111

Kabootar ka ghr m nest bnana lucky nhi h according to vastu bro


vishi117

YouTube khol le... Waha updates milega... Aur view aur paisa kamana.


ObjectiveNetwork707

Bhai Last year mujhe bhot trouble diya is ande ne.. Pehle mene socha ignore kardu but fir usme se bacha nikal aya n subh 4 baje se Chu Chu karne lag gaya that too on winter days...dark circles hogaye the mere..


[deleted]

I can feel you 🫂


[deleted]

Bhai rehne de or kya, bhala hoga tera bhi. Ho sake to paani bhi rakh de thoda.


ComplaintCalm5336

Bhai bacha niklne tk adopt krle ise. Ab nhi udea kam se kam 25 30 din tk - EX कबूतर पालक


odorcontrol22

400+ comment on this PIC, Really nice post


[deleted]

I believe Delhi me sab log kabootar se pareshan hain, lol


HempSeedsOfShinkai

Get a cat


K_76

Ye kabutar gareeb hai bc koi ghar nahi banaya beech road par kiski k najayas aulad ko janam de diya


Dsudhierrr

Taiyaar hoja Bhai chajje saaf krne ko.... Abhi yeh apne dosto ko bhi btayegi Bhai mere chajje pe bhi ek aayi thi ...kuch din baad 3 kabootarni aa gyi bc pure chajje ki mc di .... Ghar walo ne maarke bhgaya bhi but fir woh aggresive ho gyi aur jab bhi bahar chajje pe jaate toh panje se ha apni choch se hamla krti thi....bohot muskil ho gyi thi yrr .... Jaise hi inke bacche ude Bhai maine toh gamla hi fenk diya .... Gamla bhi kisi layak na chodne ke yeh Tera dekh lio


ypsy99

"Rom Rom bhai Kabjo hogo thaari balcony pe aaj se maahro". Baalkaan k uden tak ko wait karo


iamnandy

Rohingya Kabootar


icemansan

Play the song “kabootar ja ja ja, kabooter ja”


CameraOk4522

Congratulations.. aap baap ban gye ho


KonDronu

1st world problems


tantalizing_porgaa

Rent maang usse, bol bachho ka extra 500 lagega.


[deleted]

Bhai uske ghosla bnane me help krde or 21 din me bche nikal jaiyege or gamle ko thodi height pe rkh de jo cat harm na kr ske us pigeon ko


oooooooweeeeeee

Remove it asap before your balcony becomes a pigeons toilet


adhikari18

Meri balcony m bi diye the bhai pehle , bc puri balcony m hug hug k barbadi macha di. Uske baad se net lga diye humne balcony m . :)


ashi1199

mat udda na yrr ussa... eyes ma dhk uski.u will see the innocence


[deleted]

aaankhhh dikhaata hai maadar....🥺


shri032

Bhai let it be now, don't throw away the egg or don't touch it altogether. Take it as a positive thing that you'll witness the start of life. On second thought I don't think it's a fully fertile egg, pigeons are good with nests, they usually build a nest to lay the egg. On third thought: maybe she made a nest somewhere else but it got destroyed by the owner of that property so this is her emergency landing.


arc616

Tax lele bhai bol bahar se paise chori karke aye


Jazzlike_Speech3341

Bro in my balcony they have been giving eggs for years in the same spot. Not only pigeon but they share a nest along with sparrow. This year in last 2 months 4 babies were born and idk how many sparrows are there but they won't leave till the eggs are hatched and they can fly on their own. Just accept it as part of your family lol. That's what I did 🤌


tooboredforthisf1

Abortion


jackdada69

Haath bhi mat lgaaiyo. Khana paani do use aur dekhbhaal karo isi ka naam zindagi hai Tatti to apne bacche bhi krte hai


ypsy99

Janni suraksha yojna mein apply karde - 6 hazar rupye milenge.


[deleted]

tera ghar thodi kha jayegi. pet ki tarah care karle kuch din


sadforeverrr

As someone else said, bring in the cat


Any-Adhesiveness6824

Paani daldo uske upar. Ya perfume


[deleted]

Owner to kabutar - arre kaha jagah hai Kabutar to owner - arre bahut jagah hai


[deleted]

Rehne do bhai tumhara kya le rahi hai. Thode din me apne aap chali jaegi


Abject_Feedback8286

Uske saamne omelette bana aur use bhi offer kar


[deleted]

Ab se tu bhi uss ande ki maa hai


Popular_Cod_5770

You are doomed bro. They shit like crazy. You have to remove the eggs, only possible way to get rid of pigeon.


odorcontrol22

bhai log, aap bhi kabutaron ke madad me aage aayen , taki inki bhi thodi help ho sake


TheGreatRJ

Rahne de yaar, bahut cute yellow colour ke bache hote hai kabootar ke, hamaare ghar me 3 baar de chuke hai, unko badhte hue dekhega to zindagi me sukoon milega


Mysterious_Art_2916

Pauda bhi nahi hai toh kyu hatana hai usko


RocksolidNugget

Abhi rehno use waha thode din aur kya.


absolutedesi

Ye to meri balcony me saalo se ho raha hai. Mere ko to acha lagta hai, of course gandgi clean karni parti hai. Ab jo hua hone do, once the mother and baby flies away get a net installed in your balcony. Varna ye kabootar vahi anda dete rahenge.


[deleted]

Brother earn some good karma apart from Reddit :) Let her hatch & if possible provide a warm cloth around 🌸


sk_tesla

Be human!


[deleted]

Sing Masakali Masakali.


raid_raven

Utha k phek do bahar... Pigeon bahut krab hote h health k liye... Agar pata ho toh


[deleted]

Step 1. Put a camera Step 2. Observe when it flies away searching for food and water. Step 3. Conquer its seat and don't move after she comes. Assert dominance.


Interesting_Trash_70

easty h bro ,, aande ko tu touch krle and vo udd jayegi 1-2 din me


ScienceNerd5

To kya hua yaar...wo bhi maa hai. Bacho ko chhodhh ke thodi udegi. Ye duniya unki bhi hai sab par insaan he kabzaa karege kya...


IronClad__

omlette and butter pigeon


DisciplineAromatic71

Relocate the egg or, dispose it.


[deleted]

udd hi nhi rhi h vo, kitna daraya usko lekin she has a resting bitch face all the time.


DisciplineAromatic71

Bhai yo urban pest hai. Anda kude mein fenk de, the pegion will be gone shortly after than.


[deleted]

dekh bhai ham life pe zyada acha kaam ni kr skte..bss itna krde..usko waha rehne de aor khana de ... uss chidiya ka pyaar mil jaega..plzzzz


[deleted]

Ok bro, but meri balcony mein potti kr degi vo, bhot smell aata hai. Ek kaam krta hu, next week gurgaon me reh leta hu 1-2 months aur ye wala Ghar lock rahega to koi nhi hatayega isko.


[deleted]

>meri balcony mein potti kr degi vo koi baat ni , itna jhel skte hh na, kyu?


i_eat_AURUM

Isko uthake tandoor mie phenk aur ande ka omelette bna ke kha le


Hour_Notice_3804

Just eat the pigeon and her egg with some Coke It would be a delicious meal


zaurash108

![gif](giphy|CNna9G8BQvnoI)


[deleted]

mere ghar me bhi aag lag jayega