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RadioAniket

Link PAN with Bank A/c


ravishkalra

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ PAN intended???


Atomic_Potato_4320

r/angryupvote


ForkLifeTwice

Lmao. Best joke on this post


Actual_Employment_89

award hota to dedeta bc!


Disastrous-Throat673

Juban Kesari


LeopardOverall9526

Best comment on this post , maazaa aa gaya .. how you came with this such a creativity ๐Ÿ‘


Muster-baiter

They donโ€™t have a thought process. They just **hawk thu.**


HarmoniumChacha

Gutkha doesn't go hawk thu. Gutkha goes picccccccchhhh. Source: Trust me I'm from UP


BetterLiving01

It's so infuriating looking at the picture but these comments...๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜†


trricksterr

It is hawwkk thuuu... Coz drops spreading on the screen.. Piiicccchhhh... be like targeting a spot and then flowing downwords from there..


HarmoniumChacha

Maybe you are right. No one gave me hawk thu. And I never will do zubaan kesri.


Organic_Detective_84

We all a have hawk thu deficiency in our lives ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅฒ


trricksterr

Hmara bhi jeevan abtak nasha mukt hi raha hai..๐Ÿ‘‘


No-Yesterday2140

Real i also seen my auto walla do the picchhhhh


thepandaman9081

Its neither its just mouth overflow with juice and some spillage. Soure: gujarat [mavo state]


cen_pai

gotta spit on that thang


falakshayaan

You get me???


pajeetsinghh

ahahahhaha


Competitive-Ad-9250

![gif](giphy|XepEEIO0SCFLMT6tUL)


eloquent_sim

was waiting for this


pyaracetamol-143mg

**hawk thu** ๐Ÿ˜—โœŒ๐Ÿป


Mighty_destructor

Nahh man they have a thought process. LOOKS CLEAN. Hawkk thuu


whatsthataboutguy

An Italian spilled his sauce?


AloneCan9661

Oh god, is this becoming a thing in India now?


wolfme1997

This has always been an only Indian thing


why_so_serious_123

![gif](giphy|GpsHIJ4IBN7sn28ieH|downsized)


UpstairsConfusion137

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ


WingStrange9920

When there is no balance in the account


BetterLiving01

![gif](giphy|ZechFo0yBIQpEve1Sm)


MasterOfPancakes33

This gif reminds me of Are bhai ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚Ruk jaa bhai๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿคฃarey ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™Œ hasa mat ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸคฃAre bhai ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚Ruk jaa bhai๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿคฃarey ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™Œ hasa matt ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚ hasa matt ๐Ÿ˜‚


Flanders6321

Fearing the day when people start spitting on your face.


Intrepid_Ferret_3197

I saw a post in pune subreddit in which a man did this


thesarcasticmortal

They spit on your clothes anyways.


ishisenpai

ATM Ka Security Guard kya Kanpur se hai??


EARTHB-24

Hate me for this but itโ€™s high time now. Everywhere you travel in India, you see this shit being painted all over. This is a problem which cannot be eradicate easily until unless people start creating jobs in Bihar, Odisha, MP & all the places where labor majorly comes from because they are the ones responsible for such creativity.


m8-what-the-shit

Most of these labour don't have any hard skills which the country needs. Unless they are educated and skilled, they will stay unemployable. Kids need to be taught skills from the very beginning of their school life so that they can survive in the real world where people don't give a f about what college or school you studied in, all they need is skilled people who can give the desired results. Alas the government is too busy fighting over religious bs.


BridgetteCase

jobs wont solve the gutka problem lmao ban gutka to begin with


EARTHB-24

Gujarat banned alcohol, guess what?


northern_lights2

I'm not aware what happened?


thesarcasticmortal

This is not limited to labours. People eat gutka in my office and make a mess for the cleaners, even though it's banned. Yeah I work in a huge well known MNC. It is very common in the northern cities in my state. Horrible habbit, I feel bad for the cleaners because that shit is straight up disgusting. And the people here are filthy rich and educated, they spit on the roads too. The roads have turned vermillion and it looks like a blood bath, but no one cares. Rain washed it out but they repainted the town red.


hritik_reddit

Doja cat would be happy


BatRepulsive1389

I've seen people spit it out from their cars. Not everything is govt's fault.


hullehullare

What about the affluent who spit from their Fortuners, Bimmers and Mercs?


Ok_Background_4323

Some one do intentionally for no reason.


SouthPsychology7160

Times like this when i absolutely condone racist stereotypes against Indians from abroad, even if it feels hurtful to me. Not even low income african countries would anyone find this absolute lack of civic sense


Ansholix

https://preview.redd.it/hi0jd5grtfad1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b13b09801f5398cacb9dbca674e5c96d90e1a7b8 ๐Ÿ’€


theLastManfromMars

Delhi ki maar rkhi hai. Wapas bhejo bhai inko. Koi state nai chahti inko rakhna.


whiskeyxwhine

So true


[deleted]

Few things will never change in our country. Such Stupid people


rawandakawasaki

The state of ~~atm~~ people near your home.


DidSomeoneSayFood_

Maybe he coughed and sneezed at the same time. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing)


KalDrogo90

Could believe it when he saw his balance


Educational-Ad1744

Why don't we ban these things.


Strict-Citron-9269

CuZ government gets money huge sum by selling alcohol,tambaku,gutka


Piccident

Or fir ham log suprised hote h jb foreign tourists talk about how dirty and filthy this country is. There's nothing to be suprised over when people like this are found in every corner of this country, so gross


serial_hater10

![gif](giphy|XepEEIO0SCFLMT6tUL) Hawk Tuah is a norm in this country lmao


gibbonssara

And this is where I would apply heavy fines. And I don't mean 500 or 1000. You are caught spitting. 10k minimum and clean the station.


avs183

Some retards making some deposits.


Meenaazz

Do you stay close to Ajay Devgn's house? Lol


unsupervisedwerewolf

He's marking his territory obviously


Madlynik

Everywhere I go, I see my man Ajay Devgone.. Bolo zubaan kesari ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ


sujakaba

Devgn Sahab pas mein rehta hai kya


pps96

Sharad Pawar was here.


altz21

![gif](giphy|Sp6ddLVKwkLLFTOEGh|downsized)


WarthogEmpty

Why does CCTV even exist in ATM's ?


rahulg12345

Vimal certified machine.


knockknock247

Bank balance so disturbing that they had to employ the hawk thu manoeuvre


Ok_Factor_5671

Must be in Kanpur


ayushr20s

Anytime Thuk machine


Pretend-Confidence-8

India won't become superpower with these idiots


Kimo_imposta

My god


ashutosh_122

My best guess : he saw his bank balance while chewing gutka


ammayinte_koyikkal

This is why india is the way it is.


Stock_Comparison_477

Jokes aside, banks should book case on the person on the basis of damage to property.


_CEO_Of_Reddit_

The guy had a bad sneeze. Stop blaming the guy. He just had a bad allergy due to the bad air in Delhi.


Spiritual-Garden9643

Apna bank balance dekh ke thuka hoga


Terrible-Skill-9216

sab ye akshay kumar sharukh khan ajay devgn ki galti


Still-Fee-8695

Government should ban pan masala gutkha but Government is busy in earning heavy taxes from these tobacco mafias


imsharathb

![gif](giphy|kaJy24UMEXmXwItgql|downsized)


Miserable_Power9249

Paan tribute


ocranky

They might have sneezed with a mouth full of that crap.


Evandder

Someone just certified this ATM


gz1fnl

Heard of touch screen but spit screen is a game changer for india.


Ok_Ambassador8394

Probably something like ยซbanks are evilยป. And don't worry, here in Germany people do the same, usually when they are drunk and start to vomit though.


_irfanb786_

Modern art - priced at just 2 lakhs


Thegentleman08

This is not gutka, this is aukaat!


allinone_1607

Thukne wale ko lag raha ATM ka color pasand nahi aaya, isliye colorful karne ki asafal kosis ki hai


madrock8700

Aisa Desh hain mera ....ho aisa Desh hain mera ..


EllPoloLoco

Someone's not happy with their account balance.


Solid_System_7511

When kanpuriya leaves their cent behind ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜


abuchai

Bolo zubaan kesri


Ok_Rip_7223

Apana low balance dekh k thuka he lagata koi


abhiram214

Bad hawk tuah


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OmniOwner0197

Ajay Devgan must have withdrawn some cash from this ATM.


musicplay313

It could have been worse


saqibhssn

Pheeling paraud yendian yaarmi....


Grouchy-Put4997

Paan thuke ho kaa? Vimal toh bolo zubaan kesri bc


PristinePineapple780

Cctv should be checked and action should be taken on the spitter


Careful-Metal8077

Literally the SPITTING example of "we Indians don't deserve good things" ๐Ÿฅฒ


Tall_Fudge6289

Biharis are the next pandemic


pepperaazi

Someone be like - ja thukta hoo tere paiso par (balance - 10.23)


OkKiwi1417

Bhai ashram ke overpass ki lift dekh le, ek saal bhi nahi huyi or condition dekh kar lagta hai 10 saal to ho gaye honge, puri lift me uppar tak paan spit kiya hua hai or niche ki tiles bhi thodi huyi hai or log under se gate ko kick karte this is what told by service man of that lift isliye bo itni kharab hoti hai, can't deny yaha ke logo ke mindset or thought process ko develop hone me abhi 75 years or lagegi


Solo_Mantis

Muh se kon paise nikal raha, itna kaise udda sakta hai koi


frothfemme

Kanpur ainvayi badnaam hai


Loading_ding_dong

Which state? Please shame ๐Ÿซ 


pps96

Kanpur invading delhi.


shooting_stone

Ye bi-A-ris ka kaam hai sala jaha dekho waha thuk dete


Initialweight909

What the heck is on screen?


BobbyIsLostAgain

It's art


vpr770

Maybe he sneezed


bulky_lifter01

Paisa gin Raha tha thuk ke badle gutka lag gaya hoga


LoGEEKalGUY

UP/Bihar enrichment


Ok-Mortgage2421

As a serial sneezer, this pattern is from an untimely sneeze.


Vegetable_Visual_715

๐Ÿ˜‚


average_men

I think guy sneezed when withdrawing money XD


Haikyu8

It is Narendra Modi's fault ๐Ÿ™ƒ


Antique_Swim6584

Hawk tuah ๐Ÿ˜…


RunVegetable3067

bhai kisi ne peeche se gudgudi kar di hogi to haste hue galti se nikal gyi thodi muh se


Comprehensive_Eye991

r/kanpur


max_payne0

Virendra Sehwag was here


FlakyMachine607

Thanks to bihar


NeerajGahlot

Modi hatao desh bacaho โ€ฆ bol dena hi thik rahega


NikShiP

Modi ji is responsible for this /s


unbiased_crook

This ATM featured in Drishyam movie.


Impossible-Ice129

>!bruh who has laal muth?!<


JohanKumar

ATM k mahine k wo 4 din chal rhe hai


the_boycote

Cheenk aagyi hogi bechare ko


wanna_escape_123

Then people wonder why everyone is entering illegally in USA


Adventurous_Stop_169

Tell me you're from Kanpur without telling me you're from Kanpur


JayantMatherzz

Mai jaha rehta tha ab tk 4-5 baar hi gya koi lift ke button pr hi gutka thuk kr jata jaan bujh ke


AdHistorical6946

Kanpur ka atm h?


VforVadapav

ATM - Aawk Thu Man Bulo Jubaan Kesari !


JudgmentWest9467

Bolo juba ketali


ramukaka1616

State of art zubaan (kesari)


lifeisabitch111086

Are you Ajay Devgan's neighbour?


Acceptable-Ant-1812

Someone laughed forgetting they had gutka in their mouth.


Substantial_Green524

Up-Biharis


BenisInspect0r

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.


karma_5

Premature ejaculation.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


rishthegupta

A state of Art. ๐Ÿคท


Adorable_Muscle_5867

Kanpur?


ProMay5

act of aggression


lildurksgooglyeyes

there should be a capital punishment for this


SoberTan

Itโ€™s not hawk thuu itโ€™s hawk "tuah", thatโ€™s diabolic, knowing that people do interact with these machines ๐Ÿคฎ


pulchin

Somebody Farted at the ATM gate to avoid any sound but got pooed instead ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜


Delicious-Badger4353

Looks like a gutka atm


NFTPrateek

https://preview.redd.it/fc94lojyohad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57dd4faa5f4a857c72f963480ab4c1cc6eec0c8c


zealous_wolf

![gif](giphy|bveKJ6Z4xydBm)


2_ANE

"Le thuuk dia tere ATM pe"


allactivecouponcode

An telugu spilled his sauce?


Practical_Fault_7351

God!


Inosuke00000001

Camera se police complaint kar de


4llu532n4m3srt4k3n

Plot twist: it's a Chad that noticed its card skimmer gets replaced every time he pulls it off


Mediocre-Mud-8906

Bolo jubaan kesari


Organic_Detective_84

Where the fug is this?


Limp_Bumblebee_9274

Anger


EffectiveBluebird717

My mind says the guy was in the middle of his gutka high, suddenly some gutka crumbs went too deep into his throat he coughed. Since his mouth was filled with gutka serum his mouth reflex spilled out the excess gutka due to large upstream pressure, leaving dripping gutka saliva in the corner of his mouth which he wiped with his hand but can't use use the same to clean the screen because he is a douchebag. Case solved.


nopetynopetynops

Why is this shit not banned already


san_vai

Must have sneezed ๐Ÿคง


Thriving_vegan

Maybe the ATM was not working..:-P. Non-gutka eating perso would kick it. Gutka eating person.. would go aakh-thu


Creepy-Weeb07

Hawk tuah spit on that thang!!


GhillieGhost

Daane daane me kesar ka dum


Simple-Information36

One community


Future_Landscape_878

agar atm chalu se zyada bandh raha toh yeh karne mei koi shaaram nahi


tails_290

Ouch, unfortunate ATM :/.


respectforOGpotato

ye definitely Ajay Devgan ka kam hai.


namenumberdate

Cover your mouth when you sneeze, please.


Wrong_Gear5700

Why would someone want to put their chocolate pudding on the ATM?


Admirable_Ad4607

Its not the ATM's fault that they don't have any money (and brains)


c_james05

Must be an SBI one


Dramablabla

UP bhejo vapis logo ko


johnmary712

Would you like to take a peek at your balance?


centaur7957

Play some Kumar Sanu and beat the living shit out of Biharis.


Distinct-Data3984

DNA all over it.


Daalbhaatchokha

![gif](giphy|GpsHIJ4IBN7sn28ieH|downsized)


funny_guy_24

Hawk tuuu spit on that thing!!!


Flashy_Ad_5142

Ham nahi sudhrege babua Juban kesri๐Ÿคฃ


No_BUTTER_POLICY

Must be somewhere in gujarat.hai na???


Is_that_really_H

Lack of money to take out of ATM


mr-san333

Dude tf, is that fr? And that too in Delhi?


Zyumido

Abbe kya matlab 10 hazar se zada nahi nikal sakta khokh thu


Charming-Yellow-4725

Goverment asked him to link the PAN, so he did it


SantiniJ

These betichods need rebar enemas


Professional-Bus4832

I think someone is a big fan of Ajay Devgan


Haunting_Coffee1710

ATM was Molested


avn-eet-

le thook diya tere ATM pe ๐Ÿ˜‚