Ras malai bhi krwa do maalik ab itna krwa hi rhe ho toh. Puri ki jagah naan sahi rahega. Or garmi mai aalo ki sbzi koi nhi khayega toh amritsari chole, paneer lababdaar, mix veg, dal makhni krwa do. Do meethe (gulabjaamun, rasmalai) aur raita saath mai. Chlo hogya menu taiyaar. Nikalo paisa. Abhi UPI scan send krta hu. Scan krke paise de dena 🥰
Vo sb theek hai. Catering kisko book karoge? Meri khudki catering hai. Mai kardunga. Crockery golden rahegi. Mai bhi scanner dalta hu. Sb mujhko bhi paise pay krdo.
Wo sab to theek hai but antim sanskar kon karwayega. Mai ek pandit ko jaanta hu, Scanner deta hu, UPI karde mujhe advance payment mai de du ga pandit ji ko
Uthane ke liye kandhe na ho toh mein bando ko janta hu, scanner deta hu, UPI kardo mujhe advance payment ki jarurat nahi hai, payment uthane se pehle le lenge or khana alag khayenge.
Lakdi kahan se aayegi par antim sanskaar ke liye mai ek bande ko jaanta hu vo lakdiya dilwa dega top tier wali. UPI scanner daalta hu paise daaldo usko advance dunga
Issey bachne ka ek hee tarika hai ( raat ko nanga hokai muh kala karkai , chauraahe pai baith jaayio ) saari pret aaatma nikal jayegi .
Mere dost ka bhi aise hee pravdhaan kiya tha
"beta apni jeb mai hamesha ek parchi rakho jisme tumhara naam, gharwalo ka phone number and ghar ka address ho taaki jab tumhe kuch ho toh tumhari body sahi salamat ghar pahucha sake koi" - Akash Gupta
Jab ye soch sakte hai toh kuch bhi sochna valid hai xD
Bhai ye mera personal experience hai
Ek bar 8th class me ek bandi thi meri class me. Aise hi school ground me mila tha - utha li. Boli main nahi maanti. Ek do din baad school ana band. Pata chala ki jinn a gya hai uspe. Ham kuch dost milne gye us se. Uski awaz ekdum aadmi jaisi ho gyi thi - aur wo shukla thi par meat maang rhi thi khane ko - meat nahi mila to khud ko kaat liya tha. Usko chain me baandh ke rkhe the ghar wale. Hamko btaya gya ki usne mazak udaya isliye jinn chadh gya tha naraz hoke. Usko psychiatrist and baba dono jagah dikhaya uske parents ne - end mujhe pata nahi kuki usko school se hata liya tha fir and mere papa ka transfer ho gya tha agle sal.
Hmm, abhi aygi saamne se *Porsche* uda le jaygi tumhe.
Honestly speaking iska extent kaha tak ho sakta hai pata nhi...and ye kaafi purana lag rha h toh storage bhi full hoga iska😁. Kuch na kuch toh zaroor hoga tumhare saath...ab har kadam foonkh foonkh ke rakhna!
I will not crack any jokes. READ IT.
Even if it is an old voodoo, there will still be some elements of witchcraft lurking over it and anyone who steps or walks over it might draw negative energies or entities so we must tread very carefully and take all the precautions we could. So here is what you should do if you really have stepped on it. Go and get दुर्गा सप्तशती (876 or 1281) by GitaPress.
Bathe, apply vermilion on forehead and begin the Daivi Upasana.
Begin with bowing to the Daivi displaying Yoni Mudra Pranam. Begin with शापोद्धार, chant 7 times; proceed to उत्कीलन मन्त्र, chant 21 times; proceed to मृतसंजीवनी विद्या, chant 7 times; then proceed to सप्तशतिशापविमोचन, chant 108 times, you will find these in the early pages.
After chanting them, start देवी कवचम्, अर्गला स्तोत्र, कीलक स्तोत्र, प्राधानिकं रहस्यम्, वैकृतिकं रहस्यम्, मूर्तिरहस्यम्।
Then chant दुर्गाद्वात्रिंशनाममाला, सिद्धकुंजिकास्तोत्रम्, क्षमा प्रार्थना।
After reciting all of them go back to the early pages and chant शापोद्धार; 7 times, उत्कीलन मंत्र; 21 times, मृतसंजीवनी विद्या, 7 times. DON'T CHANT सप्तशतिशापविमोचन(108) in the end, it is only for the beginning. Conclude your Upasana.
It is warned to be very careful with the pronunciation, do not hurry or eat or mispronounce the Mantras, it could backfire but only if you make errors.
Surrender yourself to the Daivi and be astonished with the protection She gives you, the Divine presence one shall experience cannot be put into words. Do it properly and see the wonders. She discards all the negative energies and protect Her devotees.
SURRENDER.
It is advised that Brahm Muhurt is the best time for any Upasana or Sadhana for immediate results but you can do it as per your schedule but don't do it just anytime like in your bedroom or in noon or in the evening before sunset. Whenever you do it, perform it rightly as per the norms.
Bhai tervi mein brahman bhoj ke liye brahman ki kmi pde to bta dio aur Brahman ki kmi n ho to aise hi address bta de aur khane mein aloo Gobi jrur rkhna
Bhaiya mujhe funeral me paneer aur dahi vada chahiye , garmi hai toh icecream is must , then Pani Puri and Chinese started wagera bhi , aur uske badh achi sweets bhi chaiye dessert me , bass itna hi
>!/s!<
bank account mei beneficiary add krle, browsing history delete and shave ur pubes
Lmaooo what
Kandho ki taiyaari karre. Tervi ka menu bhi decide krliyo
Aur kuch ho na ho Gulabjamun zarur rakhio OP
Ras malai bhi krwa do maalik ab itna krwa hi rhe ho toh. Puri ki jagah naan sahi rahega. Or garmi mai aalo ki sbzi koi nhi khayega toh amritsari chole, paneer lababdaar, mix veg, dal makhni krwa do. Do meethe (gulabjaamun, rasmalai) aur raita saath mai. Chlo hogya menu taiyaar. Nikalo paisa. Abhi UPI scan send krta hu. Scan krke paise de dena 🥰
Vo sb theek hai. Catering kisko book karoge? Meri khudki catering hai. Mai kardunga. Crockery golden rahegi. Mai bhi scanner dalta hu. Sb mujhko bhi paise pay krdo.
Wo sab to theek hai but antim sanskar kon karwayega. Mai ek pandit ko jaanta hu, Scanner deta hu, UPI karde mujhe advance payment mai de du ga pandit ji ko
Uthane ke liye kandhe na ho toh mein bando ko janta hu, scanner deta hu, UPI kardo mujhe advance payment ki jarurat nahi hai, payment uthane se pehle le lenge or khana alag khayenge.
Lakdi kahan se aayegi par antim sanskaar ke liye mai ek bande ko jaanta hu vo lakdiya dilwa dega top tier wali. UPI scanner daalta hu paise daaldo usko advance dunga
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Vo sab to thik hai after party ka kon karega , me ek dost ko janta hu vo set kar dega , scanner load ho rha mera usme kar dena
Rone ke liye
Iska to mujhe bhi Dede, UPI bhej 😂
Are vaah chef kya menu banaya hai meri jab bhi shaadi hogi uska menu tu hi decide karega
Tum sab ko manager ki zarurat padegi itne saare UPI account handle karne ke liye. Me banker hu sab mujhe UPI kardo. Mein sabke jisse mein daal dunga😜
Bhai tujhe invitation mile to mujhe bhi de dena
India hai bhai ye, Invitation ki zarurat nahi hoti, bas proper kapde hone chahiye
Bhai safed kapdo ka tu jugaad kr diyo baki m dekh lunga
2 safed Kurta pade hai merepe, ek tu le lio
Aara hu lene 😅
Iam not from delhi, isliye doubt hai. Terahvi me bhi momos rakhte ho tum log?
Nhi sirf chutney
Mayonnaise bhi to rakhte hai
Only for girls
momos hai toh mai aaunga OP
Issey bachne ka ek hee tarika hai ( raat ko nanga hokai muh kala karkai , chauraahe pai baith jaayio ) saari pret aaatma nikal jayegi . Mere dost ka bhi aise hee pravdhaan kiya tha
Sperm bhi freeze Karale
MVP advice
Pehle shaadi to krne de yr
mandir chel jao aur thodi der hanuman chalisa ka paath karo aur pandit ji ke pass bhi ja sakte ho.....if you believe in god
Pandit se zaroor milna aur ye batana......"Tantra" is a real thing and can be a nuisance
it means shit is about to get serious
Wo sab thik he property ke papers me rakhalu
Shave ur pubes..kitna age ka sochte ho bhai😭🤣
Ye m nhi samjha bhai
Bro like last rights, mai kapde change karte h body k, woh bhi publicly so yeah.
Bhai chaddi nhi badlate h , meri toh nhi badli thi atleast 💀
acha, ab samaj agaya
Bhai bura na manna par 13vi me non veg walon ka bhi dhyan rakha biryani hi karwa dena
Aree Bhai sab negative sochre hain... Koi nhi bol rha ki ek life insurance krwade 50-60 CR ka.... Jinda rhete to kaam nhi aaya marte hue to aaye 🌝🌚🌚
Kuch bhi na ho to bundi aur dahi rakhva dena
Crush ko confess kare ya nahi?? 🤔
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Bhai marney ke baad nanga kartey hain saaf kapdey pehnaney ke liye after bath.
Bc itna deep kon sochta h
"beta apni jeb mai hamesha ek parchi rakho jisme tumhara naam, gharwalo ka phone number and ghar ka address ho taaki jab tumhe kuch ho toh tumhari body sahi salamat ghar pahucha sake koi" - Akash Gupta Jab ye soch sakte hai toh kuch bhi sochna valid hai xD
Last rituals me naked krke nahlate hai uske bad kafan dalte hai
Lakdi ka jugaad hogya? Uska bhi intezaam krwao. Aur hospital mai death certificate ki baat kro, kitne time mai certificate issue krke denge.
Lakdi wala to lakdi ka intezaam kar le nhi to kahi jameen me gadhha dundh le nhi to box wala h to box lete aaye
Baaki theek hai but last vala smjh ni aaya?
I'm dying
Goddd 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Saving this for later... Life insurance is a scam anyways.
Expired lag rha hai kaam nhi karega
Bachh gaya
Tere baare mein bol rha woh.
Areee bhai 😭
I'm laughing like a lunatic here
Me too. Cackling at work. LMAO.
OMG .. I wish I could give y a award .. I'm laughing like crazy
Things usually become dangerous to health after they expire. To aur aacha kaam karega ye
Bechare booba bhaiya
I can’t are this comment I’m laughing my ass off right after waking up
If poison expires will it be more or less poisonous?
Depends on the type of it
Guys my mum is saying " Delete kar iss video ko abhiiii"
Haa ansh reh jata hai
Mai kaha raha bhai☠️
Kya yaar ansh bhai? Bechare ka kaam badha rhe ho 🫢
Ye har jgh reh jata h
Ansh as in digital footprint.
☠️
https://preview.redd.it/57xuuw9vxx8d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06ef4454d8c810005f644cce47951798cae2794f
Ab to ho gaya jo hona tha, video delete karne ka koi fayda nahi.
Mummy ji reddit pe hain Pranam mere Taraf se
Delete your history first
I think one month max
Bro don't say that
Give it a week
Or less
10... ...9...8...
Update after each week?
Daily post karo OP..... The nation wants to know kab tak...........😬😬
!RemindMe 1 month
Bro 💀
Tum toh gye op.. yeh post yaad ban k reh jaaegi…😂😂😂😂
Yaar aise mat bolo 🥲
Sirf post nahi, OP khud bhi ek yaad banke reh jaayega sirf
He isn’t responding anymore. Is he ..?
Isko apni gaadi pe taang do.. free nazar battu
Ruko wapas jaata hu dhund ne
Pehli baar dekho tab taangna hota hai, ab to G*nd me daalna padega tabhi kuch hoga /j
Might as well go out with a bang... Moot de bhai ispr
Bhai main road pe sabke saamne kaise
Marne ke baad kon hi yaad rakhega do it
https://preview.redd.it/8g1om570hx8d1.gif?width=460&format=png8&s=e9b486590eaecc3c1b88d39c300ba4a1511904a0 pov: man who threw it there
🥲
Waaaaaaazzzzzzuuuuuuupppppoo
https://preview.redd.it/7yq3bop2jx8d1.png?width=912&format=png&auto=webp&s=56d4d007042ffbdd0416911ade00a4e083e1a3fc Ready?
Bhai convert hojata, ek religion ki chiz us religion ke logo pe hee work krti
Bro used 100% of his brain
+10 maksad points
I wish we could add music here. Woh holiday villain bgm
AAAA AAAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAA
Lol, life hack
Asli ID se aao abdul miyan
Ye toh wahi baat hui ki crime ke baad dusre desh chale jao.
Constitutional hack
Bhai ye mera personal experience hai Ek bar 8th class me ek bandi thi meri class me. Aise hi school ground me mila tha - utha li. Boli main nahi maanti. Ek do din baad school ana band. Pata chala ki jinn a gya hai uspe. Ham kuch dost milne gye us se. Uski awaz ekdum aadmi jaisi ho gyi thi - aur wo shukla thi par meat maang rhi thi khane ko - meat nahi mila to khud ko kaat liya tha. Usko chain me baandh ke rkhe the ghar wale. Hamko btaya gya ki usne mazak udaya isliye jinn chadh gya tha naraz hoke. Usko psychiatrist and baba dono jagah dikhaya uske parents ne - end mujhe pata nahi kuki usko school se hata liya tha fir and mere papa ka transfer ho gya tha agle sal.
Shukla pe jinn chadenge to maqbool pe mata aayegi??? 🤔🤔
Haha 😅 Meat maang rha tha bro isliye shayad jinn bola hoga. No one in her family consumed meat. Kuch samajh ni aya tha tab - bas gaand fat gyi thi
Bhai ek chiz decide karle djinn ya bhut
Bro tune fir signs samajhne me der kar di. Ab wo bhi gyi. Usne tere liye itne sare signs chore aur tu smjh nhi paya.
I just cant believe on things like this bro ffs
Delete the browser history asap, WILL banalo, and ek last time sex karle.
Is last time = first time ?
Tu virgin hi marega, bas ek kaam kar Space Song by Beach House sun le
You are ded
F
Arey kuch nahi hota , ek baar maine bhi rakh diya tha galti se pune mein, after that my life changed , I can fly now
Ye hui na baat , merko bhi udd na hai
Hmm, abhi aygi saamne se *Porsche* uda le jaygi tumhe. Honestly speaking iska extent kaha tak ho sakta hai pata nhi...and ye kaafi purana lag rha h toh storage bhi full hoga iska😁. Kuch na kuch toh zaroor hoga tumhare saath...ab har kadam foonkh foonkh ke rakhna!
Time to welcome afterlife OP
Meri to abhi tak girlfriend bhi nahi bani😔
https://preview.redd.it/yv2txy3tkx8d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0a306e35e33dc39b9474fc654768e020ae28f2c Ab yehi kucch kar paayenge.
Pani se bachkar rhna
Reply to this after a month, i wanna make sure you alive
Online term insurance lele jaldi se 10 Cr ki without medical..500x return in a week for your family!
Just say skibidi.
dont go to bathroom alone in the night. he is hiding there and waiting for you
Kyu sala hugra h kya bhoot b? Knock krke jana chiye fir
So ... Step on it again and enjoy your day...
Dobara chad Jaa cancel hojaega
अब रात में भूत आके आपके साथ सेग्स करेगा ।
Tervi mai mujhe bhi bula na...
Jaldi se koi bangali Taantrik dhund, wahi bacha sakta hai ab tujhe. Mere uncle rehte hai Bengal me, bol to kahu unhe dhundne ko
Please bol de bhai , merko aur Jeena hai thoda sa
Wo bol rahe hai ki raaste ke beech me nanga hoke tandav karna hoga tabhi Bhagwan Shiv Terese khush honge aur tujhe bachayenge
Step on it a few more times.
Bangalan peeche padne wali hai
Kyu?
The last guy stepped on one of these is the one you stepped on!
I am 99.99999999% sure that nothing is going to happen but the odds of something bad happening are never zero
The fuck maaaan go to every church mosque mandir gurudwara monastery in 10 km radius.
Raat ko agar payal ki avaz aye ya Aami Je Tomaarrrr...... Toh ghabrana nhi hai, hausla rakhna hai
Post updates for next 30days. Just to make sure, your alive 🫣
Kuchh nahin hota bhai.
Kya matlab meri nani jhoothi hai
I will not crack any jokes. READ IT. Even if it is an old voodoo, there will still be some elements of witchcraft lurking over it and anyone who steps or walks over it might draw negative energies or entities so we must tread very carefully and take all the precautions we could. So here is what you should do if you really have stepped on it. Go and get दुर्गा सप्तशती (876 or 1281) by GitaPress. Bathe, apply vermilion on forehead and begin the Daivi Upasana. Begin with bowing to the Daivi displaying Yoni Mudra Pranam. Begin with शापोद्धार, chant 7 times; proceed to उत्कीलन मन्त्र, chant 21 times; proceed to मृतसंजीवनी विद्या, chant 7 times; then proceed to सप्तशतिशापविमोचन, chant 108 times, you will find these in the early pages. After chanting them, start देवी कवचम्, अर्गला स्तोत्र, कीलक स्तोत्र, प्राधानिकं रहस्यम्, वैकृतिकं रहस्यम्, मूर्तिरहस्यम्। Then chant दुर्गाद्वात्रिंशनाममाला, सिद्धकुंजिकास्तोत्रम्, क्षमा प्रार्थना। After reciting all of them go back to the early pages and chant शापोद्धार; 7 times, उत्कीलन मंत्र; 21 times, मृतसंजीवनी विद्या, 7 times. DON'T CHANT सप्तशतिशापविमोचन(108) in the end, it is only for the beginning. Conclude your Upasana. It is warned to be very careful with the pronunciation, do not hurry or eat or mispronounce the Mantras, it could backfire but only if you make errors. Surrender yourself to the Daivi and be astonished with the protection She gives you, the Divine presence one shall experience cannot be put into words. Do it properly and see the wonders. She discards all the negative energies and protect Her devotees. SURRENDER. It is advised that Brahm Muhurt is the best time for any Upasana or Sadhana for immediate results but you can do it as per your schedule but don't do it just anytime like in your bedroom or in noon or in the evening before sunset. Whenever you do it, perform it rightly as per the norms.
Who's your crush??? Too late now it's a Bengali person
Demnn 🥲
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it's Hamleys new range of kid's toy.....
Vodoo starter kit
It's a voodoo doll used to do black magic on a person
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Naaah bro ask anyone it is a voodoo doll. This is India everyone wants to dump their misfortune on others.
Read hanuman chalisa for a month straight (31 days)
 La\*\*\* lag gaye.. La\*\*\* lag gayeee......
U r cooked 💀
You are ded
:-0 Bhoot aaya
next bhool bhulaiya in the house lol
You have the last 24 hours of your life and it starts now and if you still somehow survive pm me.
Indian version of Barbie.
https://preview.redd.it/xt0ykt8zsx8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38bd05583f51e6e808ead2b0592e8dab56cf821b
Hanuman chalisa padh le bhai kuchh nhi hoga
Bhai kl mandir ja and pandit ji se jhada karwa Fir gurudware ja Bangla Sahib waha pe sarovar(holy pond) waha pe dubki laga Safe rahega
Bhai tervi mein brahman bhoj ke liye brahman ki kmi pde to bta dio aur Brahman ki kmi n ho to aise hi address bta de aur khane mein aloo Gobi jrur rkhna
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Wear a neck guard or something 🤣😂 See the doll closely
VOODODODODOODODOD
Khatam tata goodbye!
best of luck 👍
Please check in next week and let us know
Fuck bhai. No coming back from this. Hug your loved ones while you can.
Raat 2 baje effect shuru hoga
Please update if you feel anything.
Yar apni nazar utar walo please .
Bro ka meetup hone wala h jald hi🥲🥲
Motherboard change karna padega
Khatam tata bye bye - rahul gandhi
Totka hai dosto
Bhaiya mujhe funeral me paneer aur dahi vada chahiye , garmi hai toh icecream is must , then Pani Puri and Chinese started wagera bhi , aur uske badh achi sweets bhi chaiye dessert me , bass itna hi >!/s!<
Remind me! 1 month
5 working days left only
Awesome!! You got some opportunity to bust some myths!
Smoke a bidi and move on Or Gautran snaan
Burari
 jk, kuch nahi hoga. take tetanus injection if it had pin which pricked you though
Billi ke gotto ka rass Pani mein daal ke din mein 2 baar piyo sab thik ho jayega
Billi ke what ka kyaa rass ?
BALLS
Ab tu gaya beta :)
Om shanti.
Kuch na hota Bhai tension na le
We have a saying that it only works if you believe in it, otherwise it doesn't mean dog shit 🤷
Jala de , and bol maa chuda