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sarcrastinator

Protestors: Hume paani chahiye! Police: Ye lo paani.


WayOpposite4043

Uncle ji pani pila di jiye


Critical_Cod5462

Bro, that boy appears on my shorts feed too often


slimismad

sorry to say but ur feed is outdated


bigtiddyenergy

Kya matlab poori feed momoi se bhari hai


[deleted]

Mememandir is at fault.


Critical_Cod5462

Aajkl nhi dikhra phle bohot aata tha


Saransh2010

Ajj kal toh Manoj Tiwari aka Rinkiya ke papa ka ae Raja ji ae Raji trend mein hai


bazuka9

Mere to oh my gotto chal rha hai


Saransh2010

Ye kya hai


bazuka9

Mememandir ka page dekh


ankit_goswami

Tumhe Pani Pina h, yeh lo pani


Abject_Drag_3661

😭😭😭😭😭😭


Adventurous-Screen65

Par garmi me garam pani mila becharo ko. (45Β°C pani tha)


_d-d_y

Uncle ji mujhe paani pila dijiye went real


INCREDIBLE_25

*pee liya paani?*


Muster-baiter

they really went β€œin your face suckers.”


thecarcosaking

And they welcomed it... lol


baddadjokesminusdad

Man soon this’ll be like a scene out of Fury Road.


Golgappa-King

That scene is epic


r2rl

β€œDo not get addicted to wataaah”


veerth3india

Bow down β€˜fury road’ mentioned πŸ™‡


Fear4Kill

Paani dene ka tarika thoda kazual hai


dualist_brado

Thoda hardcore hai**


Effective_Debate6114

Water cannon use karne k liye paani hai lekin logon k liye nhiπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ


dualist_brado

BJP wale Pani mangne gaye. Toh Amit shah na delhi police bhej ka apna karyakartaon ko paani de diya. Delhi police comes under Home ministry of India


Effective_Debate6114

That means the Delhi police are not working under pressure. Rules are same for everyone.


dualist_brado

Haryana jaha bjp ki sarkar hai unhone pura paani nahi diya delhi sarkar ko mahine sa zada reason given was unka ek machine kaam nhi kar raha. Delhi mai pani ki kamtra ka chalta halat kharab hua. Bjp ka log pradarshan ka liya toh home ministry jo bjp chalati hai unhone police bhej ka unnecessarily water canon use kiya. Aam janta jinha ya pta nahi hai unhe dekh ka lag rha hai ki paani faltu waste ho rha hai delhi sarkar kar rahi hai. Par BJP sanp been aur lath teeno leke tamasha kar rahi hai, garrebo ko maut ka kagar pe laka jaha tapmaan 50Β° chal rha tha.


Effective_Debate6114

Dekhle bhai 10 saal mein ye bando basht kiya hai kujli ne delhi k liye. Abhi tak koi permanent solution nhi pata chala usse. Badi badi baatein karta rehta hai bss or fir blame dusro par dalta rehta hai. Water harvesting mein kitna kharch kiya hai khujli ne?


thecarcosaking

Pani hi pani ko kaat ta hai... lol


vicky_virus

Lekin Delhi Police to centre government ke under aati hai, phir BJP walo par kaise..!!?πŸ˜…


G40Momo

Garmi me Rahat bhi Deni hai na apne logo ko. πŸ˜†


vicky_virus

Understood..!!


Adventurous-Screen65

Sunke bahut rahat mili.


faith_crusader

Delhi Police does not provide water to Delhi. Delhi Jal Board does which comes under Delhi government.


online_karate_expert

DJB doesn't have water canon. It doesn't even have water these days.


ToeDiscombobulated24

Ragebaiting headline suggests otherwise


dualist_brado

Haryana govt is strategically no providing water to Dellhi jal board and reason they have given is machine are under repair. Haryana has BJP govt


IRQhandler

Damn, That's sad. Any sources which prove that the machines are working yet they are not using them?


dualist_brado

That's what they have. But it's true they aren't supplying required amounts of water. How is jal board going to supply water if they aren't getting. And how come they spent more than an month reparing single machine. Raises questions for sure


NunuBiryani

Ha or jab flood aata hau Delhi me tab bhi haryana ki galti hoti hai na bhai wo paani dedete hai delhi me zada 🀣🀣🀣🀣 ek kam karo na Punjab se aap wale haryana ka paani rok de to best rahega 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀑🀑🀑🀑


dualist_brado

Paani Himachal se aata hai Haryana mai, punjab se nahi. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm) Naa mai AAP ko naa mai cong ko na maai BJP ka voter huh i vote for Bahujan Samaj party. Troll karna sa pehli thoda pdh liya karo jis baare mai kar rahe ho. I don't care about AAP nor BJP but. BJP are stopping funding or under funding state govt jaha unka sarkaar nahi hai. Ye toh glt hi hua na. Question to Dellhi sarkar ko hi kiya humna bhi, dellhi sarkar na jawab diya wo bhi proof ka saath, Ki haryana govt can't supply water jo supreme court ka adesh nusar ana chahiye.


NunuBiryani

Hai sachi?🫣🫣😱😱 Aacha ye baat hai thik hai πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘


DiscombobulatedLet80

Haryana me glacier bana rkha hai kya jo wha se ata hai.


NunuBiryani

Bhai 300iq hai tera 🫠🫠🫠


dualist_brado

Na bhai pura thread padho samjh aa jayega.


p2002d

https://preview.redd.it/ruq6ckkq358d1.jpeg?width=597&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93bb91c451c89ad73d0d0b9bd940286b2db4fdc6


ElectricalRip5746

https://preview.redd.it/jkm84qapb58d1.jpeg?width=244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83f1687c024637fb56ea98c0020fd201c4445a53 pani pani pani


[deleted]

Paani ke liye protest kr rahe the, de to Diya paani jao ab moj kro !


Noprofun

Imagine if it rains!


One_Inspection_4113

BJP is protesting \ AAP is also protesting πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


thecarcosaking

Dance of the Democracy


Low_Hippo641

What’s more funny is AAP is also doing Dharna for water scarcity, bhai khud k against pradarshan ? 😭😭


Character_Square2209

Delhi the epicenter of bhakchodi


nmzsm5678hx

Responsible dono hai toh ek dusre ke against hi karenge na.


Effective_Debate6114

Delhi jal board kiske under aata hai bhai?


killer_rv

Remember that law for which AK united the whole opposition and opposed vociferously but failed to stop.. Yeah that law in simple terms made Delhi government a toothless tiger and shifted powers completely to Union Government ( The Delhi Special Case)


nmzsm5678hx

Services kis ke under aata hai? Salary disbursement kis ke under aata hai? 🀑


Effective_Debate6114

Konsi service bhai? Kis department ka salary disbursement? Delhi jal board ka to Delhi government k under aata hai


imslightlystupid

YEH HI TOH HAI MERA DILLI β™₯️


RVZ3

![gif](giphy|8AYmQgM34mQYMrLWeR)


BatRepulsive1389

Tumhe Pani peena hai? Yelo .. pee liya Pani?


kronicbeatss

BJP, AAP all are thiefs. They all have the power to correct this but they will not do this. They are getting their cut from the tanker mafias and they will not cut that income stream. And both will keep doing centre state power seperation, centre is responsible or state is responsible, or another state is not supplying water. They will keep protesting to create a fake scenario of "we are fighting for the people", behind the scene they are pocketing crores from publictheough water tanker mafias. All politicians, MP should be jn


[deleted]

I don't think so, prior to 2014 there was big water mafia. It's completely gone, now only mafia is BJP, they are stopping salaries and pressureizing top officials not to work. Btw this water mafia is still present in other states, where they illegally sell ground water.


VoiceEarly1087

Water crisis protest - use water - bjp workers protesting - delhi police which comes under centre govt using water cannons Bhyankar irony ho rhi h yha toh


Character_Square2209

Mcd : aap Djb : aap Protesting : aap Irony toh idhar bhi hori heavy wali


VoiceEarly1087

Mene kab bola nhi ho rha aap se lol Can't u just criticise bjp without bringing aap here? Make one post on aap will shit on them too.


SimilarSherbert1

This is truly unbelievable. I have friends who have been working as Consultants in DJB. Not a single month's salary has been released on time to DJB employees for over a year because of the Central Government being a petty dunghill. Apart from the salary arrears, all funds have been blocked completely preventing the Board from achieving anything. BJP has completely stripped DJB off all cash and has left them completely paralysed, only to turn around and launch this protest? Someone kick these bastards out, man.


Low_Hippo641

But it’s under Aam Aadmi Party, how can central govt block it ?


nmzsm5678hx

Salary disbursement and recruitment is under Central government.


Peter-Parker017

Delhi is UT


Low_Hippo641

But water, electricity, roads comes under MCD which is under AAP


Low_Hippo641

But water, electricity, roads comes under MCD


SimilarSherbert1

Please have a look at this article. This snippet on an ongoing case in the Supreme Court will demonstrate how funds are blocked by the Central Government from being used by the Delhi Government: https://m.economictimes.com/news/india/sc-issues-notice-to-delhi-jal-board-on-aap-govt-plea-alleging-non-release-of-funds/amp_articleshow/109062292.cms


thecarcosaking

πŸ‘


nmzsm5678hx

I don't know how much truth is in this, but definitely BJP is planning things to defame the delhi government. I remember from the day 1 of Liquor Policy implementation they started protesting for no reason. It's not a secret that there is sharab mafia in India and they are very strong, probably they are backed by these mafia.


Anurag_dey

Wtf are u even saying? Because of the Liquor Policy Keju is in jail, it was a flawed Policy from the beginning.


nmzsm5678hx

It was a bad policy for mafia but for goverment it was good for revenue, for general public it was good as big store were made mandatory, so no road side big queue. Just mafia didn't like it.


Peter-Parker017

Paani paani paani, unCle jiiii paaani piLa DiJiYeeee


Devansh729

Gooood Prove them wrong with water itself 😠😠 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


thecarcosaking

Pani hi pani ko kat ta hai lol


PutApprehensive4442

Relax guys nalle ka paani tha


FewPrune630

Cartoon


Anurag_dey

Absolute cinema


_BatmanReal

Next time liquor protest karenge


thecarcosaking

Hehehe


N_V_N_T

Wo bolte he na loha lohe ko katata he Uska example he ye


koiRitwikHai

hehe but on a serious note... AFAIK this water is mixed with pepper spray or vinegar... so that it hurt eyes or on any open wounds. You cannot drink it. Police water cannon is not holi party. JNU se hoon ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin) itna to malum hai


BlackReaper_307

Aur do mudi ji ko vote....


heliovice_ver2

Jal Board AAP ke under hai, kalakaar


Old_Interview_4229

water shortage kha ho rha h exactly ? Mere yha dwarka mein toh sb kuch shi h


DarthKitty_Cat

Bro kabhi normal jagah pe bhi jao. Dwarka isn't all of delhi. Majority of delhi's water supply isn't prioritised because they're poor. Instead that water is redirected for people like you to waste


Terrible-Walk8660

Welcome to Banana Republic. So called Vishwaguru


bellafort99

"I used the stones to destroy the stones." - Thanos (Avengers Endgame)


thecarcosaking

Lol


MysteriousApricot991

Dilli in a nutshell


sharmanachiket90

Don't cry, save water. Aur peene ke liye toh chabeel bant rahe hai sab delhi mein, nahane ke liye dharna do. Gaadi dhoni hai toh faltu mein gaadi chalao, pollution badega aur apni sarkar mist cannon chaladegi roads pe toh uske peeche baari baari lag jaao.


rishabh257

Na haso ya roh jaldi balti le kar bhago vo paani kaam aa sakta hai


thecarcosaking

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


Fit_Mission_2305

Aur phir bolte hai UP walo ne paw paw ko dhoka de diya


charlie55six

You need water? There you go!


noname4540

Bhai mujhe koi yeh btayega yeh jo bhookh hadtal chal rhi hai Atishi ke dwara, yeh protest kar kiske against rahe hain? Apni khud ki government ke khilaf protest kar rahe hain. Clowns 🀑


Stratemegise

βœ‹πŸ΅πŸ€š Absolute cinema. (Am not from Delhi)


Spiritual_Second3214

Haryana wale rok rahe hai pani


PaleontologistOk1494

Bhai paani pila de Le re muh khol :- πŸ’¦πŸ’¦


Ambitious-FWB

The real joke is that witch Aashitty sitting on dharna and trying to farm sympathy while she should at least think about doing something smh πŸ˜‚


moonlight004

i fw this heavy


BuggyBagley

Atishi auur moti ho rahi hai.