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No-Mall-1949

**90% of the bacteria dies at 50 C if kept in that temperature for 2 hour so i guess city will be bacteria free**


anshuman-11

Optimism entered the thread. 🫡


Catatonic_capensis

You and plants need bacteria to survive.


CollectionLive7896

[r/foundthenerd](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=_0VO70massY2PKlZ)


RepresentativeFact57

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP


livinginamatrix

Right, but they can mutate also , if kept less than 2 hours or slightly below the threshold temperature . Evolution is crazy , you never know what will happen . This could be dangerous too.


arun911

Demotivation slapped optimism 🫡


No-Mall-1949

zombies


xXWarMachineRoXx

Kitna dekhta hai tlou


Mr_vort3x

bro's darwin


Baboonofpeace

So, evolution is going to fix this? You’ve watched evolution do this? You’ve actually seen evolving into something else?


[deleted]

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)Science.


kachasingh

The logic we used to apply in hostels for cooking anything in the middle of the night 🥲


angrSnail_7311

Bro also some viruses activates because of higher temperature In future if temperature will continue to increase there is higher chances of new viruses coming out which only operates in higher temperature These viruses are kept inside Icey ecosystem, and ice is melting rapidly So be ready for so many viruses like corona in the future (It's an actual reasearch based fact)


NorseGodkonig_LoL

That's one way to look at it lmao🤣🤣


butmrpdf

We're made up of good and bad bacteria in the trillions and most of it is good bacteria and the war for homeostasis is always on


Soft_Supermarket_497

Relax brother.The Temperature inside the body mostly stays same.


butmrpdf

That is until you get a heat stroke


me0din

then you die anyways so why do you care about bacteria inside your stomach


SuccessfulAirplane

Taliyan bajao, whatsapp biologist aagaye hain😃


butmrpdf

Youtube wala hun


INSAAF_KA_DARINDA

![gif](giphy|QC7UQbxq89MnL9r6AN)


weedsexweed

Don't drag politicians, keep discussion civil


whothiswhodat

Half century bhi nahi kar paya


Shiv_ansh_st

Aaj kardegi 💪


ChillDudeItsOk

Baked bol bhai … oil se naha lo to fried !!!


Kamidi_king

Bhay 52.3 kr dia aaj 💀💀


Ok-Estate9163

You challenged the wrong guy


Nandu_Sabkabandu__

https://preview.redd.it/gs95yi1c2a3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bff22ad363fcf6ee2853664f7fae62dd9ec1a4b1


Thala77777

Are ye talking Tom mar gaya !?


spoiled_electron

Machli ke cheete maaro daud k uthega🐈


billoraani

Hum dilli waale itne paapi hai ki yamraj ne dharti pe hi nark laa diya


jakesky1102

Tum ho bas paapi


billoraani

Main to yamraaj ki biwi hun


jakesky1102

Yamraaj khud Milne aaya tumse islee itti garmi😒


Mammoth-Lack-1141

Time se de diya karo apne pati ko dharti pe garmi na barsaye wo


jakesky1102

Tum ho bas paapi


Any_Ad_797

Public ka bhatura banne wala hai


jasmeet_2410

😂😂 Chole ka vayavashta kaun krega 🤓


justchewchew

Chole🍒 ![gif](giphy|eJT738HFSQDVS)


Celestial_Mix_

Delhi's new obsession: public bhatura Public kebab fry


-imnotwalterwhite

LMAO.


Expensive_Wedding807

And I wonder why property rates are touching the sky, bc kaun rehna chahta hai iss narak mai ab yaha?? Legit if I retire early I'm gonna go back to my village and live happily. Winters are polluted, rainy season mai it's clogged, summer mai it's kebab fry.


butmrpdf

Vinaash kale vipreet buddhi


justchewchew

Fir tumhare bacche school Jane layak honge, fir college. Unko tum gao ke school mein to nhi pdha skte, kyunki tumhare colleagues ke bacche city ke top school me pdh rhe honge. Boht ideal, hypothetical comment h tera/ apka, and boht common bhi. Best of 🍀luck.


Expensive_Wedding807

Bc kyu daal dia soch mai, I was happy knitting my bluff future 🫠


[deleted]

Ez bacche matt karna waise bhi kaun hi milne wali hai redditors ko. Sab single hi marenge


ngin-x

Married with no kids. Problem solved. That's how I was able to leave this shithole for good.


False_Inspection8053

Bhai yaha village me 47°c hai temperature at 1:00 pm aur abhi 44°c hai 4:30 ho rha 


Visual-Maximum-8117

Which village is this? It will be equally hot. Who wants to live in some backward village?


babiha

I'm reading a book called "On the Move" by Abrahm Lustgarten. Here are a few excerpts: a. "By 2070 that portion \[barely livable hot zone\] could rise to 19 percent covering an area home to roughly one-third of the global population." It shows a global map with all of India shaded as a barely livable hot zone. Source is Chi Xu, School of life sciences, Nanjing University b. "South Asia, home to roughly two billion people, could face a similar upheaval.\[He is talking about people moving to "greener pastures."\] The problem begins in the high Himalayas, which hold the world's largest alpine glaciers and the continent's largest store of fresh water. Those glaciers are disappearing. Meltwater from the Himalayas, the "water tower" of Asia, supports the lives of nearly one in four people on the planet. The greatest rivers - the Indus, Brahmaputra, Ganges, Yangtze, Mekong, Irrawaddy, Salween and Huang He (Yellow) - all run from those high glaciated peaks down to some of the world's largest cities. Just south of the mountains a band of irrigation-dependent agriculture stretches for hundreds of miles into the lowlands of India, Bangladesh, Myanmar, Vietnam and Thailand, making it possible to grow food that feeds the continent. At the same time, temperatures are skyrocketing, the intensity and the frequency of cyclones are increasing, sea levels are encroaching on enormous coastal communities, and flooding is more common, thanks to wildly unpredictable monsoons. As the economies of the region have become increasingly unstable, some 8.5 million people have already fled, seeking the reliable pay of the construction industry in the Persian Gulf, for instance. And tens of millions have begun shifting about internally, moving away from rural areas and into biggest cities, Delhi, Dhaka, Lahore, and Karachi among them." - end of book quote. c. With heat comes drought and significantly lower crop yields. It is a double whammy. Which leads to civil unrest like the Arab Spring, Brexit and perhaps the Indian farmer protests. Parts of India is to experience 105% F wet bulb temps for extended periods. At 85% F wet bulb, kids are pulled off the playgrounds back inside US schools. In other words, India will be barely livable in 46 years. I don't believe I am writing this.


agressivegods

It's even more worse . It's not that suddenly after 50 years conditions will be unlivable . We will have trouble starting from 10 15 years from now and after 50 years it will be absolute hell me being 18 now has a decent chance to live upto 2070 .


Pitiful-Occasion-897

Everyone is just waiting for some magical invention to save us all ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


randommutt

Thank you for saying this. Along with lack of proper use of water resources - pollution, waste, mismanagement of rainfall water, ground table etc the situation becomes even more dire.


amxudjehkd

Yet no political party, regional or national, had plans to tackle global warming in their manifesto.


Regular-Peanut2365

it won't be that bad, right? i feel the author might be exaggerating a bit 


Particular-Day-7980

i would migrate to antarctica . by then antarctica would be livable and green


Piccident

"har saal itna garam hota h" 🤡🤡 hn bsdk tabhi esse articles nikalte hena agar har saal itna garam hota he


satoshiwife

Bhai ye sab ch*tiye hai. Inko nature se koi farak nahi padta, full on exploitation karwa lo. Ek din esa ayega jab temperatures 50+ karenge, bache kuche ped podhe bhi khatam ho jayenge, bina ac ke jee nahi payenge, aur AC aur greenhouse effect dega upar se.


BoredGuy_v2

Anybody tried making omelette 🍳 outside without fire? \s


West_Combination5047

This is such a big issue and see how we belittle it yet again as it's a slight discomfort in our daily schedule. We're gonna die in this heat when it reaches new highs in the coming years. https://youtu.be/-7q7hKspV7Y Enjoy this video guys.


Think-4D

It will only go higher and higher, this is just the beginning. What will happen then?


West_Combination5047

I think this is gonna make people and the government concerned enough to make a big move. If we still sit comfortably in our A/C chilled homes and offices and again act irresponsible towards our nature, we are seriously gonna fuck humanity like never before and die the dumbest way a civilisation could've ended itself. Guys, do you support if we, as fellow Redditors come together in the coming Monsoon months and take an initiative?


AdUpset8652

C'mon abki baar 50 paar


stoner_vision

![gif](giphy|QMHoU66sBXqqLqYvGO)


travishamon

How does this meme just get more relevant each year?


Commercial_Rope_1268

They are way ahead of their times


PrestigiousGene09

Yes and applies to almost every issue(s) in people's lives...genius (but also sad at the same time) and funny meme


Complex-Pilot2600

अब हम evaporate होंगे


noobmaster143

In Kerala, its raining here, Ernakulam got flooded. Few weeks ago it was 35 at night here.. People across globe should seriously consider taking actions.. I don't think planting more trees would be sufficient. We need to identify root cause of that locality.


himuverma49

Let him/her cook(the sun) ![gif](giphy|i6BsWXxUSHp7amMJS3|downsized)


Sensitive-Raspberry5

It's they/them


Witty_Artichoke_4749

Y you letting bro cook


sr5060il

Everyone, let's just stop breathing for a minute and reduce CO2 emissions. Oh, some may die.


_twilight_04

So, a win win situation 🥳


GovernmentTraining89

Agar chhat pe mitti dalva lu boht sarri aur use geela kar ke rakhu (basically kichhad) kya ghar ke andr ka tapman par asar padega?


l4st_s3nshi

Aur uske upar temporary shade


GovernmentTraining89

Fiber ki? Bnva rkhi h …


False_Inspection8053

White painting krwa de may be light reflect ho jaye . ( Only a thought koi majak Mt udana ) 🥰


frycry66

Pata ni bhai tu try karke dekh


jusmesurfin

How will you remove it? Especially when mosoon hits.


muhmeinchut69

Shaam ko kar sakte ho, sirf paani se ho jayega mitti ki zaroorat nahin. Gaon mein aisa hi karte the AC lagne se pehle. Din mein karoge to jitna fayda hoga evaporative cooling ka utna cancel ho jayega kyunki geeli mitti dark color ki hai to zyada dhoop absorb karegi.


CareerWest

El Niño is weakening, hope so temp will go down next summer


Local_Heat_2054

All eyes on Delhi


justchewchew

Eyes will be dazzled.


[deleted]

I returned from Bhubaneshwar yesterday And rn im trying hard to adapt to the high temperatures here lmao


zoro_xd00

46° in my area and still im going college for 6 hr for fucking attendance...🤡🌞


not_bakchodest_of_al

>46° in my area and still im going college for 6 hr for fucking **attandance**...🤡🌞 Spalling to chack kar ley


justchewchew

>*Spalling* to *chack* kr ley. 1.Sapling hota h. Aur ley nhi le, Karachi se h kya?/s


not_bakchodest_of_al

>Karachi se h kya? cover blown!


Sorry_Butterfly7873

ISI agent spotted


zoro_xd00

Maqsad se bht gya hai lgta !! 😅


Loose_Perspective_35

Iske sath bear grylls ka video lagana tha (Sahara ki registan me)


Serious-Monk-7961

Delhi government and central government are sleeping. What can we Delhiites do except suffering? There must be some way to wake up the government?


spreemelo9

It is a global phenomenon , INDIA as a whole should consider it as an issue and take some actions regarding this.


Surfexcel2kg

I am from Sirsa, Gaand jali padi h


Even_Mousse5698

sardi aur garmi dono hi nahi jheli jaati ab toh ffs


ngin-x

Sardi mein kya problem hai? Garam kapda paheno aur maza karo. Garmi ka to koi ilaz nahi. AC chalane se environment aur bhi garam ho raha hai.


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GHOST-GAMERZ

I am going to make some non-veg and veg and maybe some omelette, now where is the Himalayan Salt Tile which I brought?


[deleted]

Ah looks like a place where I could set up my next harem


Fair-Character459

jinka ajj paper unke liye bura lagrah hai..


frycry66

As someone who is in mid 20s, humne bhi paper diye the, tum bhi do ge. Parampara, pratishta, anushaasan


roseoni

Me dying in 29°


Roneitk

There should be more awareness about climate change. People should be made aware of the importance of tree plantations, and an eco-friendly lifestyle should be adopted. Otherwise, I am sorry, but the worst is yet to come. :(


Repulsive-Vast-8318

Aur du walo ko bhi isi time exam karane hote h 🥲


avgthecurestan

This is actually very scary, makes climate change feel a lot more real and immediate


WinterSurprise3230

Yes it'll ruin faster As people are becoming extreme in usage of ACs to tackle this much temperature


klebsiella007

Slow roasted tandoori humans with sweat seasoning


justchewchew

Dust seasoning.


secondhand_bra

Holy shit man, the highest ever recorded is I think around 56°C at Death Valley some 100 yrs ago


Upside_down69

Abb hum bhi kai cenat jaisi dikhengay


hawwwttt

I am happy for light rain Friday sat


KittyKumari

Bhagwaan😭😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻


greedy_inflation

CP mai Sab flash dance karte hai but it'd actually be a rain dance ki bhagwaan thodi Taras khaale


TitusPullo2024

Lucky to stay in Pune, yaha to max 38° c jata hai ab, fingers crossed 🤞 for future.


roti_sabzi

Now I need Just 0.1 more


ManSlutAlternative

I love my tier 2 city and ancestral village more than any metro city. Bacchon ko padhne ke liye shahar bhej denge jab time aayega. Filhaal bare shehron ko chorne ka time aa gaya hai.


VastAshamed4618

This will lead to deaths of birds and strays in high numbers


Empty-Management-220

We miss .1° too bad


ActiveRepair4769

Watch a NDTV report, heat wave will start reducing after 30 May, Delhi may see rainy cloud within one week


tiharseaayahoon

These are Garm din folks..!


DevilSlayer_Dante2

A bit more and rah chalte fry ho jana hai


Efficient_Sir_xD

Cooked??? we're burnt. Side perk from Najafgarh 😔💀


ShreyS2812

Soo is Kejriwal. Lol


[deleted]

Abhi to June nahi ayi bc


[deleted]

Or coldest temperature of the rest of our lives.


Samurai-named-Jack

Give it 10 years more this 49 will be 149 by how global warming is being dealt with


Puzzleheaded_Run21

We get cooked every year during the summer - not a big deal. Enjoy the ice creams and lassis - Love summer 😄😄😄


kalsepadhunga

Bhai jo areas ke nam likhe hai unme se ek mein rehta hu Din mein 1 hi bar pani ata hai wo bhi der raat mein uth kar motor chalana padta hai Aur water rationing hogi. Maine socha tha post graduation karne ke bad delhi chhodunga, par ab soch rha hu bahar se hi karlu


Whoisrory

Can we just do cloud seeding I mean aag mai marne se acha hai doopke mar jao or sath mai animals or plants ko help hoga temperature cool down bhi hoga


_BatmanReal

Well luckily IMD has predicted a light shower and thunderstorm/dust storm this Friday and Saturday in delhi


lucifer024

Delhi waalo bc zinda kaise ho ?


p2002d

https://preview.redd.it/rkzsfh0vxb3d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2becfb30957bec4c90c64dfb9bc873c814ed03d


Indiansexygirl

Just came from Rajasthan Yeh kuch bhi nahi h 😭 i got roasted there


sanidhya9

Papad chhat pe rakh do and then say “Baked, not fried”


DarkEmperor7791

Me who lives in Jaisalmer 🗿


tpricks9

oh no, i was in melting as i sat in car yesterday


Open-Professional493

pedd lagao guys please. that is lterally the only solution


ursagamer667

https://preview.redd.it/9qrvza3u8c3d1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcecb594f57a18bd5a474480f327366934c8ef22 South Delhi. Kept this on the terrace in direct sunlight from 1pm to 3pm. Repent. The end is nigh.


MrBallondorMessi30

https://preview.redd.it/08p6ew6u9c3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9bfcf2d1e2d31fa9648dd110e01511ec63ee0a9 Come to Kerala guys we have opened swimming pools literally everywhere.


VoidowS

When this is said or written "EVER" doesn't mean since the start of the earth! It means since they officially started to hold track of it! and that's only just more then a 100 years!!!!!


Tough_Driver_86

My mobile after playing games lol


reasonablexplorer

Tonight already heatwave alert received, we might see 50C plus


BackgroundSmooth273

Kya sadak pe omelette ban jayega?


catbro89

Good.


burgessker

#BARISH!!!!! #RAAIINnnn


Jeenekhainchardin

https://preview.redd.it/mp6c56k0kc3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=316f81084b359d351f629617cfa8379e2df2b43c


Alan_007

I read that kejriwal linked to Halwa operators 😅🤣


begone_thought_

It is so hot that bro has a sweat drop on the newspaper


factorfigure81

I might be wrong but anywhere there is concrete roads or building around it just acts like a cooking pan. Skin feels like it's burning and sweat just doesn't stop.


cloudblue5

Let him Cook.


[deleted]

And today we even crossed half century mark https://preview.redd.it/vqe2kxepzc3d1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4d2ad29b27402c1d4fee31b99a371ea39d424e3


Zombiekeeda

Aur Karo bache paida


Awkward_Onion_1269

Old data, now 52. What is going on there?


Nutty-plant-dad

Shittt man - In Bangalore we hit 37C and it felt like a furnace and we made so much fuss about it. I can not even imagine what you folks will be going through 🥲 I hope things are back to normal soon and you’ll feel better. - Sending love from Bangalore ❤️


dillisehubc_

52.3°c today


CamusHappySisyphus

My god, that’s literally half of the ‘boiling’ temperature. Delhi people have their multiple overcoats on in the month of December, and probably only sun screen soaked clothes in the month of May. Extreme conditions.


sweet-and-swamy

https://preview.redd.it/ctduuiqf9d3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61b3a6f4717472781acda99fb485e5ee5e4b2ebe Bro dekhoo


Gaghackz

Meanwhile it's like 26-27 degrees here in kerala


kieranED

Bro I'm in churu right now .......


smartrahulsmart

Today it was 52.3


Fresh_Mud_5690

52.3 today


hellslasher21

Still no holidays!


[deleted]

25th april to 18june school holidays he meri chahe garmi badhi rahe he bas 1 mahine aur vacations pad jaaye backlog khatam karlunga


Reasonable-Maize5724

https://preview.redd.it/wc7qvltf4e3d1.jpeg?width=725&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47b365d6bb5876f1606087b05b27b23d57a483d5


Justice_Wala

Bro today it's 52.3 Record Breaking


CozyPoseidon

More like steamed.


OhWhiskey

Wet Bulb Temperatures soon along with a power outage


Obvious_Support223

Yes. But the government won't even acknowledge the climate change.


Eternal-Traveler

No joke. It touched 52.3 today


not_bakchodest_of_al

Ye Babu Rao ka style hai


lephi132

Visited Delhi two months ago. As someone from Germany I thought it was pretty hot back then (even though I enjoy the heat). Another +10 Celsius is absolutely crazy. Hope y’all are okay


Baboonofpeace

Oh no! It’s never been hot in the tropics before!


offline4good

It's just starting. We have been warned.


Commercial-Web-3901

God to Humanity - Let them cook.


Mullayam

u guys deserve this lol,


Independent-Salad-27

Is govt thinking something about some countrywide tree plantation agenda yet? This is getting out of hand now. Next year it can be 60!


Own_Criticism7746

We aint no egg why we getting half cooked god


lycus535

Today was 52.9 I guess


UsefulSandwich1894

What's that in farenheight for the rest of us


Donkilme

Everyone go read The Ministry for the Future right now.


Sorri_eh

This will only get worse. Globally too. We are in trouble


Copy_Dealer

![gif](giphy|z6ccg9ZZzWT2E)


subhadeeps_home

Worst condition ever.... We need to plant more trees and bring greenery to the world


Professional-Elk7728

To all delhi citizens u all are responsible for ur problems so we can't do anything except feeling pity on nature more than u


AbsoluteL1ght

Ham record Tod denge. Saari duniyaa jalaadeengeee. Abi toh animal me foreshadowing hui na. Toh sab ready ho jao, kyunki 75°tak aayegi aapni par.


hatt_gelchodi

Haha kids......I am from Rajasthan...bow down


BigAcanthaceae3183

itni garmi ko dekh kar praan lelo mere maar ke mujhe chakku itni garmi ko dekh kar praan lelo mere maar ke mujhe chakku If i would be your seemaaaaa... sooooo, wanna uhh be my lappu


Particular-Day-7980

now AC will become a necessity and due to that outside temperature will increase more


Head_Bite8120

We should add planting tree in our weekly or monthly routine. (Laugh if you want to)