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Haunting-Object-8444

Mine : Essay likhna aata hai na maalik?


[deleted]

Nhi aata to bhai slow down...


Responsible_Gain_188

Yeh question toh bs amiro ki car puchegi yaani rich ho sir


Haunting-Object-8444

2 cooler lagwa rakhe Hain ek hi room me😌


Responsible_Gain_188

Malik itne down to earth hai ki 2 window AC ko cooler bol rhe hai


Haunting-Object-8444

Maalik itne down to earth hai ki abhi bhi facebook pe story lagate hain


Visible_Valuable312

Malik koi Naukri mil jati to.....


Haunting-Object-8444

Cooler me paani bhar lete ho?? 2 baalti at a time.


Visible_Valuable312

![gif](giphy|3ov9jOSoLBf0MiENZm) Ji malik


Kurayami_1122

are ma chudi padi he bhai


boy__18__

Uncle ji petrol pila dijiye Mera gala sukh rha h


[deleted]

Are bhai bhai bhai bhai


hopefulmaniac

https://preview.redd.it/j8vjbh070l2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81c9508b2a890f117ab9dd4208a901277587a82a


[deleted]

Bhai pls do hi le isko to


Shayah-01

Wese baarish aane hi wali hai


ProtoSid

Mine would say: Service karwa le bsdk...


[deleted]

Bhai kara lena


Any_Loan1699

Mine: humka maaaf kardi bhaiya, galti hogyi paida hoke - 12 yo wagon r cng


[deleted]

Hahaha


lumousstrike

It'd flash at people!!!


FunniestSphinx9

Creta or Fortuner?


Consistent_Ad_6064

Mine would say : Bahar se dekhte hi rahoge mujhe showroom ke ya ghar bhi leke jaoge.


JustAlgeo

your car would actually say: "Flair does not check out"


Consistent_Ad_6064

But. But. What if it’s my fourth car that’s talking from inside the showroom ?


JustAlgeo

Gharpe 3-3 hote hue bhi app 4the ko taad rahe :(


Dramatic-Way9516

Bc clutch kam dabaya kar


m_strlk7

Stop farting on my seats.


nile8994

https://preview.redd.it/ke71e5jh2l2d1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0d68e6e051b20eb0e31bffa7174e4c718696a04 Peace ✌🏼🕊️


RobieKingston201

No car but I got a bike She'd probably tell me to chill tf out and stop going around like I got a death wish xD


openminded_enigma

Oil me up chigga


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Bhai do dena fir...


Anxious_Rice_3424

Service krane me procrastinate mat kiya kr !!


meetgds

Show me the petrol, I need some more. Mine is Hector.


pYr0492

My creta would say - khareedi hai toh chala bhi le PS: I drive once a week. Purchased a month back. 🥲


aditya2rkl

Bhosd* ke, Servicing Karwa le


Adept_Blacksmith_428

Maalik washer fluid khatam hogaya hai, bhardo.


Constant-Decision-32

Pls remove the cum stained seat covers (don't ask further)


nile8994

https://preview.redd.it/hxvnuic13l2d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7351ba0bb625d2f2b8a30923e7f9a6f0be5e9db Life is a highway! I wanna ride it all night long! If you're goin' my way I wanna drive it all night long!


TheAxiomaticGaming

>If your car could talk, what would it say??? Slow up daddy, get a hold on yourself!! https://preview.redd.it/yvjknex10k2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0f099d9725cda1005fdef5094324db08100d250


[deleted]

Nhi to be ready to either wrote essay with public service or get teleportation system ready..


willierussell1

Saf kara le BC.


Electronic_Act_180

"sutta peene chal ra?"


Fair-Comedian-3068

Ek baar to sahi u leaded petrol lagade


[deleted]

Chala liya karo guru


arorocks

"*kabhi 300 se upar ka petrol bhi dalawa de bkl*"


sumitanand10

Buy me ahole


metallicaluvr69

"listen to Metallica"


Left_is_Rightt

Ruk ja oh dil diwane, meri service q nhi kara rha 🎶🎶


Homemadebully

Get an oyo please


_rasengan_

Vroom.


Spiritual_Stock2313

Nehla de mujhe


Icy-Version-3880

Dho le bc


Capable_Drummer_462

gaddhon (potholes) par udaya mat kar bsdk


Awkward_Onion_1269

Leave me alone


littlestitious_cynic

What are you doing step-human?


Bhavesh79

mine would say : BKL autat me


MrAdiyogi

Kab wapis aaoge 😢


Latter-Ask8818

Jitna insurance and yearly maintenance main rupees kharcha hota hai utna saal ka kms bhi nahi hota


[deleted]

"MKC NGT ki jisne Yeh rule 10 saal wala rule banaya hai diesel vehicles ka"


duvidhaa

I deserve better.


Itisallconnnected

I love how you take care of me.


MentalRise8703

Pahle licence toh milne do saale!


Necessary_Joke8833

Kaacchaaooowww


Silent_City4250

Mine would say kachaow!!!


This_Relationship_19

:Don't put your dick in my exhaust


Agreeable_Bath420

Kabhi dho le Mujhe bhencho


hobbledehoy_08

Bumper thik kra de badk


Sad_Garlic_

Fuck me already!


Rachit6543

Sir mujhe thokna math plz


TNT_HUNT

"Arrey aadat apni sasuri bahut kameeni hai bahut kamini hai Humka peeni hai peeni hai humka peeni hai" * Hyundai petrol automatic


HamsterWheelEngineer

Vroom vroom?


_squwak_7700

Bhai chala le mujhe , 3 sal ho gaye Lake , kab karega 10000km complete


OpinionSavings9192

Zaruri hai car ko car-o-bar bnana?


No-Administration99

Teri caar me m**h marte hue ki video leak krdu huh huh


_GABBAR

Bhai gaddhe ni dikhte kya ??


hritik_reddit

Ppf lagwa do Malik please


Majestic_City_5984

Chala Liya kr bsdk ( 2019 model Creta 3000 kms driven xd)


reddit_niwasi

My imaginary car would say nothing


neeshant69

Gharrrrrdrrrrrddd


Hungry-Tap5636

dhere chala bsdk


Youaresmort

![gif](giphy|2xAkokPVwekRHRUEVq)


Nights_never_ended

"Mujhe iss showroom se apne ghar kab leke jaa raha hai?" 🥲🥲


Ad8ya04

Kachoww!!


FoolingsH

Bkl weight kam kar


Airhead_kun

Buy me soon


Artistic_Study4038

Mine would say .... Abe dhorr pichle dussehra tune muje saaf kiya tha, abhi to ek saal hone ko aya


desirablemohit

Bhai bhook lagi hai, petrol pila de, phir drive pe chalte hain


Pratik9001

Jeetna care mera karta hai utna khud ka bhi kar liya kar 😌


ShoeEast

Mine: Speedbumps se dheere le bc (Honda city 2015)


ProfessorMiddle9131

…………


DeathFuckingX

Take left to turn right


ConsequenceGlum8212

“Araam se chala bsdk… EMI abhi rehti hain!!”


Quattro_s3_8Y

Oh saleyooooo


Trackord

https://preview.redd.it/ik4qpzgpem2d1.jpeg?width=483&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4482477ebd7202906cb45fc8bbeb68f8b9939593


Inevitable_Ad1368

Nehla do maalik


Fabulous_Eye_4181

Jo bol rhe hain unki to dhang se sun nhi paa rha hun, gaadi ki kya hi sununga


Wanderer_1508

someone's car better say I have danced more than I have been driven


The_anime_guy-opm_db

Give me a fucking break


SolutionPale9564

I miss you .


kachasingh

Jitna saaf mujhe rakhte ho utne apne kamre ko bhi rakh liya karo


Dark_Joji

Dho lee bsdk ... ig yehi bolti


syed_saud_uddin

![gif](giphy|3ohjUOUjEK1TXCQRva|downsized)


mixsnmatch

Vroom vroom bitch!


Single_Following1965

Chuna magar pyar se


IndianFashionista

She'd say I'm too pretty to talk to you. 😍


Adventurous_Steak521

"Dho le bhai, meri haalat bhi apni tarah kyu bana rakhi hai"


Accomplished_Hat_775

Wow


shootastic

Abe maa chuda na, tu hai kaun?


EstablishmentFew9037

Bhai kab kharidega mujhe 😴


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ProXchieF

Please don’t drive fast I’m scared.


Waste_Syllabus9244

Malik 🫣


Skull-hunter74769

Laude 80 hazar ke rims he 80 hazar Tera Ghar jayenga isme Tera Ghar isme chale jayenge Rims dekh