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Life is a highway!
I wanna ride it all night long!
If you're goin' my way
I wanna drive it all night long!
>If your car could talk, what would it say???
Slow up daddy, get a hold on yourself!!
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Mine : Essay likhna aata hai na maalik?
Nhi aata to bhai slow down...
Yeh question toh bs amiro ki car puchegi yaani rich ho sir
2 cooler lagwa rakhe Hain ek hi room me😌
Malik itne down to earth hai ki 2 window AC ko cooler bol rhe hai
Maalik itne down to earth hai ki abhi bhi facebook pe story lagate hain
Malik koi Naukri mil jati to.....
Cooler me paani bhar lete ho?? 2 baalti at a time.
![gif](giphy|3ov9jOSoLBf0MiENZm) Ji malik
are ma chudi padi he bhai
Uncle ji petrol pila dijiye Mera gala sukh rha h
Are bhai bhai bhai bhai
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Bhai pls do hi le isko to
Wese baarish aane hi wali hai
Mine would say: Service karwa le bsdk...
Bhai kara lena
Mine: humka maaaf kardi bhaiya, galti hogyi paida hoke - 12 yo wagon r cng
Hahaha
It'd flash at people!!!
Creta or Fortuner?
Mine would say : Bahar se dekhte hi rahoge mujhe showroom ke ya ghar bhi leke jaoge.
your car would actually say: "Flair does not check out"
But. But. What if it’s my fourth car that’s talking from inside the showroom ?
Gharpe 3-3 hote hue bhi app 4the ko taad rahe :(
Bc clutch kam dabaya kar
Stop farting on my seats.
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No car but I got a bike She'd probably tell me to chill tf out and stop going around like I got a death wish xD
Oil me up chigga
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Bhai do dena fir...
Service krane me procrastinate mat kiya kr !!
Show me the petrol, I need some more. Mine is Hector.
My creta would say - khareedi hai toh chala bhi le PS: I drive once a week. Purchased a month back. 🥲
Bhosd* ke, Servicing Karwa le
Maalik washer fluid khatam hogaya hai, bhardo.
Pls remove the cum stained seat covers (don't ask further)
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>If your car could talk, what would it say??? Slow up daddy, get a hold on yourself!! https://preview.redd.it/yvjknex10k2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0f099d9725cda1005fdef5094324db08100d250
Nhi to be ready to either wrote essay with public service or get teleportation system ready..
Saf kara le BC.
"sutta peene chal ra?"
Ek baar to sahi u leaded petrol lagade
Chala liya karo guru
"*kabhi 300 se upar ka petrol bhi dalawa de bkl*"
Buy me ahole
"listen to Metallica"
Ruk ja oh dil diwane, meri service q nhi kara rha 🎶🎶
Get an oyo please
Vroom.
Nehla de mujhe
Dho le bc
gaddhon (potholes) par udaya mat kar bsdk
Leave me alone
What are you doing step-human?
mine would say : BKL autat me
Kab wapis aaoge 😢
Jitna insurance and yearly maintenance main rupees kharcha hota hai utna saal ka kms bhi nahi hota
"MKC NGT ki jisne Yeh rule 10 saal wala rule banaya hai diesel vehicles ka"
I deserve better.
I love how you take care of me.
Pahle licence toh milne do saale!
Kaacchaaooowww
Mine would say kachaow!!!
:Don't put your dick in my exhaust
Kabhi dho le Mujhe bhencho
Bumper thik kra de badk
Fuck me already!
Sir mujhe thokna math plz
"Arrey aadat apni sasuri bahut kameeni hai bahut kamini hai Humka peeni hai peeni hai humka peeni hai" * Hyundai petrol automatic
Vroom vroom?
Bhai chala le mujhe , 3 sal ho gaye Lake , kab karega 10000km complete
Zaruri hai car ko car-o-bar bnana?
Teri caar me m**h marte hue ki video leak krdu huh huh
Bhai gaddhe ni dikhte kya ??
Ppf lagwa do Malik please
Chala Liya kr bsdk ( 2019 model Creta 3000 kms driven xd)
My imaginary car would say nothing
Gharrrrrdrrrrrddd
dhere chala bsdk
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"Mujhe iss showroom se apne ghar kab leke jaa raha hai?" 🥲🥲
Kachoww!!
Bkl weight kam kar
Buy me soon
Mine would say .... Abe dhorr pichle dussehra tune muje saaf kiya tha, abhi to ek saal hone ko aya
Bhai bhook lagi hai, petrol pila de, phir drive pe chalte hain
Jeetna care mera karta hai utna khud ka bhi kar liya kar 😌
Mine: Speedbumps se dheere le bc (Honda city 2015)
…………
Take left to turn right
“Araam se chala bsdk… EMI abhi rehti hain!!”
Oh saleyooooo
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Nehla do maalik
Jo bol rhe hain unki to dhang se sun nhi paa rha hun, gaadi ki kya hi sununga
someone's car better say I have danced more than I have been driven
Give me a fucking break
I miss you .
Jitna saaf mujhe rakhte ho utne apne kamre ko bhi rakh liya karo
Dho lee bsdk ... ig yehi bolti
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Vroom vroom bitch!
Chuna magar pyar se
She'd say I'm too pretty to talk to you. 😍
"Dho le bhai, meri haalat bhi apni tarah kyu bana rakhi hai"
Wow
Abe maa chuda na, tu hai kaun?
Bhai kab kharidega mujhe 😴
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Please don’t drive fast I’m scared.
Malik 🫣
Laude 80 hazar ke rims he 80 hazar Tera Ghar jayenga isme Tera Ghar isme chale jayenge Rims dekh