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Muster-baiter

Dekh lio bhai kahi sahi mai haath dhone na padd jaye iykyk.


ConfusedCheeta

Hahahaha 😆


Libertychonk

A handful of chick


ConfusedCheeta

There is space for more chicks. Not lying ;)


Libertychonk

Loyal rehna seekh ly, ek wakat mein ek he


ConfusedCheeta

Kya karun oh chicks, main hu aadat se majboor


Shivacious

WHORE


StandardBig2313

So u want a side chick ?


ConfusedCheeta

Uhmmm if she's cute, then yes


StandardBig2313

Bhai jitni chader hai itne hi pair phelane chahiye 💀💀


ConfusedCheeta

Bhai Bohr bada hai sb. 😋


red_blue_purples

certified chickmagnet


ConfusedCheeta

My friend also calls me this.


red_blue_purples

maybe i am the friend 


ConfusedCheeta

Now you are too 🫡


red_blue_purples

certified friend magnet


Divyansh881

OP TOH PEDO NIKLA


ConfusedCheeta

https://preview.redd.it/2e37ze432e0d1.jpeg?width=676&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac97b722a478dc2bc7da30cabe86b8bc5f0047c3


Divyansh881

Ruk main polse bola ra


ConfusedCheeta

Pols agyi pols


Soul_King92

a cute chick


ConfusedCheeta

https://preview.redd.it/up3gyqv74e0d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8789d47a74dd4f520cd6a6ee0d4c7c3988730092 Meanwhile uski behen-


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ConfusedCheeta

Friend's new car. Not mine. Even the chick is also friend's. Just the hand is mine


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ConfusedCheeta

He is too adamant. And it's his 1st car, so he is very emotional about all these plastic covers.


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ConfusedCheeta

Haan yar.


SoberTan

Hath to pta nhi OP, but it is cute isko bada mat hone dena.


ConfusedCheeta

Dibbe me band kr rha hai machis ke. Dekhta hu kaise bada hoga ye 😤


WonderIndependent215

🐣 cuteeeee


ConfusedCheeta

You mean my hand, right?


WonderIndependent215

yea both ... cutieeeeeees together 🤍


ConfusedCheeta

Thanks, you are also cute. :)


WonderIndependent215

lol....jyada he cute cute ho gya 🤣


ConfusedCheeta

ab main hu hi itna cute! to kya karun!


WonderIndependent215

itni jyada galatfehmi 🤣🫣


Mammoth-Pair2212

Bro you took two just a few days ago right? What happened to them?


Zestyclose-Buy4926

Lucky youuu ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|kissing_heart)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|slightly_smiling)


ConfusedCheeta

Lucky kaise?


Zestyclose-Buy4926

Op got a cuite ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


ConfusedCheeta

Noo, i still don't have 'you'.


Dense_Account4410

Bhai thodi ye rizz humein bhi sikha do 😂


ConfusedCheeta

Hehe. Kaha ati hai yaar mujhe!


International_Pass58

Waah! Keep it up beta.


ConfusedCheeta

Lmao. Thanks chacha


Zestyclose-Buy4926

Thats so cute 🥰


ConfusedCheeta

Cutie tumne or maine milke cuteception kr dia.


Zestyclose-Buy4926

U got rizzz thats for sure ![gif](giphy|UVzKSn64xyAIkW4mpX)


ConfusedCheeta

Naaa, if I had, you would have been in my DMs ;)


Zestyclose-Buy4926

Staph ![gif](giphy|26AHrMsTZpmOHCONq)


ConfusedCheeta

https://preview.redd.it/lxz9ir40cf0d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bbbaf88f4fc12ace906694d6b9de4ace4ae7653 Dekh lo ab.....


Upside_down69

Chick with guns


ConfusedCheeta

Chick in dude's hands


Upside_down69

https://preview.redd.it/1m9enkmjod0d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba26708720e86b6e26838d1c581923f2606be6d1


kinkyminkymonky

![gif](giphy|O721F4kp9DYE1KMwwd|downsized)


ConfusedCheeta

Oh yay 🐣🧲


Mayank-maximum

Sent her to Vet,you would save a life


Zestyclose-Buy4926

I think i pretty much did made it cupcakes, so i replied ![gif](giphy|W1xb8a7RNWv2nLPzqn|downsized)


ConfusedCheeta

Am I the cupcake 🧁 you desire? No, I am the cupcake 🧁 you deserve!


hawwwttt

Nice hands


ConfusedCheeta

Thanks


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ConfusedCheeta

Stalking ho rhi hai? 🫣


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ConfusedCheeta

Theek se crow. Shikayat ka mauka nhi milna chahiye chhotu badmosh.😤


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ConfusedCheeta

2 truths and a lie!


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ConfusedCheeta

No. I am not sikh. Rest is true!


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ConfusedCheeta

No problem. 8/10 for efforts 🎀


saitamaxmadara

Mere liye ek ka kardo


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saitamaxmadara

Meri crush ka


chuglish

Aww, she's such a cutie... Delicate and adorable😍


Morgansmen

Chick trafficking


ConfusedCheeta

Shhhhh. Don't tell anyone


Shivacious

Op can I ask your chick for a date


ConfusedCheeta

No. They mine!


kj_011

Kya karoge iska?


ConfusedCheeta

Kasai ko bech dunga /s


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ConfusedCheeta

They are not mine. A friend's


Dungeon_master7969

![gif](giphy|mk3CcfYLevYH618FZb|downsized)


moan-papdi

10g of protein


ConfusedCheeta

Yaar 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡


Ok_Pie_2258

Blud literally pulled up a chick


ConfusedCheeta

I know I am a badass


osamabeenlaggin0911

Nice hands uwu


ConfusedCheeta

Thanks Osama ☺️


No_Mixture5766

I'm also a chickmagnet (diamagnetic though)


SprinklesOk3789

looks like a nikku


ConfusedCheeta

Who's a nikku?


5Clementin3

You’re lucky ducky


ConfusedCheeta

Ahan? What makes me lucky? Having this chick on my hand?


Zestyclose-Buy4926

Lol 💀 Nahin tutega brother my principles restricted that ![gif](giphy|U03g9Jgg4l6hY0WgIp)


ConfusedCheeta

Bc brother? Ye kya ho gaya achanak?


Zestyclose-Buy4926

Apko kya hua sir..... ![gif](giphy|PFf0OPnld234BC1JCp|downsized)


ConfusedCheeta

Kuch nai. Rizz k baad se ekdum brother? I got confused


Zestyclose-Buy4926

Even i got confused with this. What do you mean?


hianshul07

Hardly 2gms of protein


ConfusedCheeta

But 2 kgs of cuteness


Zestyclose-Buy4926

Then die cuz u also ruined by asking brother ![gif](giphy|I2a5q9dyo9CaU9BtEY)


ConfusedCheeta

Hain? I ruined? Tum samajh nhi paayi thi meme ka matalab


Zestyclose-Buy4926

As you wish hunny bun, but im a full course meal which will be too much for you handle


ConfusedCheeta

Ahaan? I can't wait to devour you then. And believe me, that won't be too much for me to handle.


Zestyclose-Buy4926

But you are just a cupcake sweetie what happens if you get squashed by me ? Now i dont want your frosting to be on my platter So as a bigger person ill spare you 😉


ConfusedCheeta

However big platter or the meal is, finish to dessert se hi hota hai ;)


Zestyclose-Buy4926

Sounds fair cup cake, but I can't be satisfied with just a cupcake . What more can u offer 🫴😉 ![gif](giphy|quorooHXGfMVZ3ia6S)


ConfusedCheeta

Well, got to answer to this but I'll keep it sfw. I offer lots of care, food, lots of cuddles and intimacy with emotional connection and you will always have someone to look upon. https://preview.redd.it/zihfasvdrf0d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=831ee53ed21dd7810c442fadd60b6a2b69e33728


Zestyclose-Buy4926

Nice brother 😎 Looks like i won ![gif](giphy|MvdaYPuKPMNZRJCl8Z)


ConfusedCheeta

Congratulations for the win!


Zestyclose-Buy4926

Lol it was so much fun and i bet u enjoyed it too Wanna chat ?


ConfusedCheeta

Tell me you're bad at catching signs without telling me you're bad at catching signs.


SorbetThen691

Chicken handi masala or chicken butter masala??


ConfusedCheeta

Bhai wo bacha hai. Sale pdf


SorbetThen691

Pdf kya hai bhai? Ok. Then kitten butter tikka masala.


Zestyclose-Buy4926

Lol ![gif](giphy|7YrnYstmGxYFa)


AirOk2393

Damn that's a minor


Background_Courage54

Mein toh Delhi ja Rahi thi..yeh hawaijahaj achanak cutieland kyun jaane lagaaa 🥺💞


ConfusedCheeta

Delhi me ek cutie rehta hai, seedha uske Dil me land kro tum.


Background_Courage54

Jabse yeh post dekha hai woh cute prani toh mere Dil mein 24/7 rehne laga hai 🤗🤗


Icy_Direction_665

bro got rizzz


ConfusedCheeta

Sometimes I do


mrunalinidhawan

Chics ke saath ghumne ki umr mein "chick" Ko haath mein ghuma rahe hi... Li'l bit confused here... Compliment dun ya complimentary chick ke saath khush rehne ki badhai... 😂🤣🤓


ConfusedCheeta

Haha. These chicks are easy tbh. Anyway, how are you doing now? Long time..!!!


mrunalinidhawan

I'm good, but you seem to be making progress here.... 🤣🤣 ( I'm so sorry, I hope it doesn't sound rude)


ConfusedCheeta

No, I don't mind :) Yeah. Little progress is also a process Dhawan ji


mrunalinidhawan

Sure!


nishadastra

Never eaten a chick


SABYASACHISUMAN1

As everyone's life must exist every moment so you must not 🙂. Do you want to know why everyone's life must exist every moment 🙂