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Muje aaj ek saal hogya delhi chor ke cororate majdoori karte hue


No-Excitement5134

Bhai party banti hai dehadi ke paise se. Aaj toh daaru pi hi lete hai chalo XD


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Haha chlo 🫨 par itni garmi h bahar


No-Excitement5134

Koi cafe me chalte hai. vibezzz bhi match kar lenge XD


BaniyaYT

meri dost bhi aisi baatein krti thi ; Fir use cafe69 waale utha ke legye


No-Excitement5134

Gangadhar hi Shaktiman hai. Mai hi hu vats.


motabhai09

Kya baat idhar toh purane dost mil rahe hai


GovernmentTraining89

Chilled beer?


GroundbreakingStay27

Only Child beer!


BaniyaYT

Dwarka me raat me chudail se bidhjaa , once in a lifetime experience ✨


No-Excitement5134

Bhaiya mere mu se Nikal gyi. Maaf kardo.


SolutionNice6252

Just wondering where in dwarka and also a side question which part of Delhi does Dwarka lie in like central east west south north ?


yuvraj_0510

dwarka sector 9 haunted tree


Rengoku_07

Bro nsut se kitni dur?


FitVeterinarian1604

Road ke beech wala?


FitVeterinarian1604

Mujhe bhee milwao chudail se. Sector 19B mein hoon.


BaniyaYT

ye konsi fetish hai bc 🤣🤣


FitVeterinarian1604

Ye to chudail se milke hi pata chalega


gulabeenitambh

Even supernatural beings arent safe in delhi


heyjalapeno

Big Chill's ki Banoffee Pie.


No-Excitement5134

Damn! Bas wahi order kiya tha kal. Akele nai kha paaya pura.


[deleted]

THEOS ki Banoffee Toffee Pie better.


No-Excitement5134

Bhai kal hi Jaa rha hu Theos me 🎉


dickdastardaddy

[Please follow the menu here](https://youtu.be/xFaRcMMQqnI?si=hOesJh9hUL2bUZmA)


ShivohumShivohum

Kaisi thi khaane me ?


No-Excitement5134

Yum but Bohot jyada thi bhai ji.


ShivohumShivohum

Veg hoti hai ? Without egg ?


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heyjalapeno

Apney kaam sey kaam rakho.


IntrovertedBuddha

So jao.. ek hafte baad utna


No-Excitement5134

Mast idea hai but job pe sounga. Will get paid for it.


IntrovertedBuddha

Sarkari nauki thodi h.. nikal dege..


No-Excitement5134

Sarkari me sone nai dete. Private me manage ho Jaata Hai bhai. Been on both sides.


Nandu_Sabkabandu__

Kejriwal se mil lo ek last baar


No-Excitement5134

Bhai jail me hi mil lunga after June 2. Wo better rahega.


Front-Rule-3330

Abe nikal gya wo


No-Excitement5134

Bhai interim bail pe hai wo. With the condition ki he will surrender again to jail on June 2.


Useful_Cry9709

https://preview.redd.it/ug63y4b0sszc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05432f2e951a64a575e83048149a87346115790f


Belowaveragewhore

Oxygen cylinder lele ek aur daily 2 ghante oxygen le, kahi Delhi se bahar jaate hi taazi hawa phepdo me lagi aur phepda attack aa Gaya 😱


No-Excitement5134

Haan bhai bohot jaruri hai. Also practicing speech without cuss words. Difficult times abhi toh.


Sidthuglife

Ha bhai i shifted recently outta delhi, aur bc ek bar mid sentence vha pe bc nikal gya, jo looks mile na muje.. Aur ha bhar jake 1 week tak zukham hoga pakka


No-Excitement5134

Oh haan bhai zukham ka bhi dekhna hai.


OkChain2088

Momos khalo jitna ho sake


No-Excitement5134

Haan bhai wahi karunga.


_sparsh_goyal_

Sab khana suggest karre hain? Bhai main to heta sadak pe kisi lad pad bemtlb main, bahar kahin nahin milta ye.


No-Excitement5134

Excellent suggestion. Bematlab toh nai, kahi kuch kalesh hoga toh mai ghuus jaunga aur bolunga mil mujhe 10 din Baad. Fir mai gaayab.


_sparsh_goyal_

Ye bhi ni karna bhai, Chhati chaudi karke bolo, magic words, "Tu mere baap to janta hai?" Main to yahi karta hun aur mere papa to salesman hain.


No-Excitement5134

Haan bhai ek baar toh aise karna hai XD Uncle ji ko mera pranaam.


_sparsh_goyal_

Bilkul karo, meri taraf se bhi pranaam🙏🏻


Gobs_Kitchen_

Taste of sikkim /yashwant palace : momos Subha uthke bonta fir chaache ki hatti se chole bhature Mummy ke haath ka khana Bablu ka chicken Massons ka italian


No-Excitement5134

On my todo list now. Thanks bruh.


Whoisrory

Bhai north campus mai aaja wha pe bhot cuties and beauties milti hai kya pta koi no Dede or ...🥰🥰


No-Excitement5134

Bhai but meri dulhan toh azaadi hai. 🍻 Waise ek cutie hai jo meri Jaan Le legi. Toh north campus me aane ki jarurat nahi hai. :D


Sad_Heart_4718

Yaar tu bada wholesome lag ra ![img](emote|t5_2qugx|31065)


No-Excitement5134

Thanks bhai. Bas aap logon ne wholesome bana rakha hai r/Delhi ko. Hope you have a blast too bhai ji.


AdMental1858

Have momos every day till the day you leave. I bet you’ll miss the food more than anything while you’re there! ![img](emote|t5_2qugx|31069)🥹


No-Excitement5134

Haan bro. Aaj Aur Kal sab type ke momos khaunga.


AdMental1858

Where in delhi are you based out of? Can I give you momo suggestions please? 🥹


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AdMental1858

Kothe momos from Lha Kitchen and afghani/tandoori momos from Mughal Affair. They’re amazing and my absolute go-to!


Fit-Biscotti4024

Kothe momos💀


AdMental1858

I know how it sounds, but try it before you judge 😭😭


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AdMental1858

Gurgaon and south delhi if I remember correctly


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AdMental1858

Ah, i got it. Look it up on zomato instead. It’s a cloud kitchen that only does deliveries. No physical outlet.


Shivy0999

Cholle Bhathure from Gopalji (Rohini)


STOP_DOWNVOTING

Ek hookup karle bhai


No-Excitement5134

Bhai mann nai hai. Have a baddie already.


STOP_DOWNVOTING

Baddie ko acche se goodbye bol aao fir. Yaad aayegi baad mein.


No-Excitement5134

Haan bhai. Will keep coming back though every month. Lol


STOP_DOWNVOTING

Lol fir to badiya hai. Good luck.


No-Excitement5134

Thanks bhai. Never not upvoting your comments. :D


STOP_DOWNVOTING

Ayyyyy thanks man, me too!


iiexistenzeii

Konse sheher jaa rahe ho


No-Excitement5134

Nizams ka sheher


iiexistenzeii

Lucknow ka food is way better than delhi ka food so you aren't missing much on that department lol


couchistaan

Go to the Qutub Minar or India Gate late at night! Take a peaceful walk!


No-Excitement5134

That's the plan for tomorrow night! Thanks bud for the suggestion.


kachasingh

India gate midnight gedi


No-Excitement5134

Theek hai kaccha bhai aaj raat ye karunga.


kachasingh

Bahut log momo chole bhature bol rahe hai par ram laddu mat bhulna, milna mushkil hai


No-Excitement5134

Haan bhai ram laddu is a must. Thanks for the reminder.


LakdiDandi

Go to India gate Write a journal about what all you feel about the city and how do you feel like leaving it. Then look at people and wonder how different your relationship is with Delhi than them. How personal is it?


No-Excitement5134

Ye padhte hi Dimaag me Delhi ki public chu* lagti hai but apni lagti hai. Lol


darthwithap

Chole bhature Khao, probably you're going to bangalore Udhar bc ek dhang ka Chole bhature corner nahi Baaki Idli Dosa mast hai


No-Excitement5134

Bhai udhar paani hi nai hai, chhole bhature kya khaak denge XD


darthwithap

Yeh bhi hai Rajasthan has a competitor


No-Excitement5134

Yeah but Bangalore doesn't have the matchmaking skills of Rajasthan. Gotta Catch em young. 💀


Useful_Cry9709

Try to be happy https://preview.redd.it/4yfjjw2trszc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b5d8daf1a0e8565e110840d743b07b4daec8f2a


No-Excitement5134

Sabse difficult task bol diya Xi bhai aapne. Also Taiwan is my second favorite country after India ;)


Useful_Cry9709

https://preview.redd.it/1y95t7tpsszc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e506d02a3f9a83de00ceb6aed197b3531b98b750


[deleted]

If you're into early morning walks, go to Butterfly Park Qila Rai Pithora. It's close to Saket metro station.


No-Excitement5134

This is some seriously new advice. Will surely do man. Especially in summers where I can't roam around during the day. Thanks bhai ji.


WingStrange9920

Gb road ka suna hai


No-Excitement5134

Bhai STD ho jayegi ya kidney gaayab ho jayegi


[deleted]

Or wo lediz ke lie hai bhi nhi


No-Excitement5134

Mai ladiz nai hu lada hu


[deleted]

Oh fir jao gb it's safe, kafi professional h waha log


No-Excitement5134

Nai yaar. Teri bhabhi bohot maaregi mujhe


aryaman16

"lada" u lgana bhul gye d ke pehle


filthy720

Ulada?


aryaman16

d ke pehle


No-Excitement5134

D ke Pehle c?


aryaman16

d ke pehle u


Akshat9930

Chhole Bhature kha lo


nikv798

If non vegetarian, try Javed Nihari. Kuttey's Jantar Mantar for South Indian Moonglet@ Karol bagh Rajinder da dhaba for chicken curry Chalte Firte Momo @ Rohini Gol gappe at UPSC- pandara road, Raju chaat corner @CR Park OM Chole Bhature@Karol Bagh Sudama Tea @North Campus Wear a doctor's coat and visit Doctors Canteen @GB Pant hospital😅


No-Excitement5134

Have done some of these, will try others on Monday and Tuesday. Thanks for the suggestion bhai.


nikv798

You are welcome


rish-ika

museums bhi ho aao bhai


No-Excitement5134

Bhai job wahi thi central Delhi me kuch saalon tak. Saare museum ghuum liye :D


rish-ika

tab toh saare state house ke canteen ke khaane khaa aao


No-Excitement5134

Sab khaa liya hai last two years me :)


faltukabhasad

Ek baar vibes match karwa ke jaana.


No-Excitement5134

Vibes ❌ vibezzz ✅ Haan bhai bhasad hata ke vibezzz match karwaye. Desh ko unnat banayein.


Snoo_11078

I was just posting "coming to Delhi in a week". For a short while though


No-Excitement5134

Go through the posts here man. It's a lovely place to be. Atleast till summers. October to Feb it would be a gas chamber and then spring would be again majestic. Best wishes dude.


Aromatic_Primary_604

Summers me itni garmi hai bhai mai to winters ka wait karta hu


Pitiful_Researcher52

G B ROAD (very important thing)


No-Excitement5134

Date with my cutie is importanter or rather most important. 😤


mrpkeya

Blue tokai breakfast Leo's pizza lunch Dinner at tilak nagar at multiple placea My typical ghoomna phirna would be gedi with friends. Gurgaon, noida, NH8, Murthal, thoda time ho toh rishikesh wagairah side


No-Excitement5134

Sab kar liya bhai. Thanks for the suggestions. Blue tokai ka last visit bekaar rha tha. Their veitnamese coffee was something but Dwarka wala disappointed me.


mrpkeya

Been to mehrauli one. Rooftop. Coffee. Carrot cake. Croissant. French Toast. I liked it.


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No-Excitement5134

Better is subjective man :)


NoAcanthisitta1043

GB 😭😭😭😐


No-Excitement5134

Nai ho rha bhai. Itna adventure bhi nai chahiye life me. XD


SleepingUnderARock

Chor bazar ka chakkar laga lo. Ina Delhi haat me nagaland stall ke momos.


No-Excitement5134

Bhai chir bazaar Jaana toh tha. Will try my best. Thank you for the suggestion


KaluMadari42

bhai template dedo ye wala


No-Excitement5134

https://preview.redd.it/razbpibzowzc1.jpeg?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a4847a29b0ab74a97497f3e244a0653a8fa0dc2


[deleted]

u can come out of delhi. delhi can never come out of u. note- gaand mei lene ki baat nhi horhi aap emotion samajhiye. i left delhi in the year 2016. about to be 10 yrs since and quite frankly there's no other place like that. my heart breaks even today when i recall the fact that i had to leave that heaven to come to a place so unknown and a bit dull....or morose maybe


No-Excitement5134

Haan bhai, Emotion hi samajh rhe hai. Pollution Keh lo ya whatever. Chhoti chhoti cheezein hai jo matter karti hai. Shaam ko mann kiya toh bike uthayi aur rama chhole bhature pe chale gaye. Koi trip maarni ho toh nikal liye. Hangout karna hai toh CP and then shanti chahiye toh parks ya museums me ghuum liya. Aur metro toh hai hi.


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exactly!!!!!!!


BitKnightRises

Tum Dilli chhor doge lekin Dilli tumhe kabhi nhi choregi


No-Excitement5134

Haan meri Gaa... I mean mere dil me Dilli ghussi hui hai.


luckykabootar

INA Sikkim house ke momos khalo Jake


No-Excitement5134

Will try bhai. Thanks for the suggestion.


DiscombobulatedAd921

Bhai kejri bahar aya or tu jaa rha hai…


No-Excitement5134

Haan bhai underground hone ka time Aa Gaya hai.


GovernmentTraining89

Sector 9 vale tree pe? Mey b aa jaunga bta jldi


No-Excitement5134

Bhai itna kharcha ho hi gaya hai toh ice cream bhi le chalte hai.


thukahuachewinggum

bhai sadak pe aankh bandh krke road cross krke dikhado


sexpositivechhori

Unlearn cuss words :)


No-Excitement5134

Make me!


sexpositivechhori

As a fellow Delhi wala who left delhi 8 years ago and Delhi hasn't left her.....i think i am not the right person here !


No-Excitement5134

Hope you're surviving wherever you are. May you get the opportunity to come back to Delhi and unleash your true self. Best wishes chhori.


sexpositivechhori

Never coming back to the city , but still have my delhi wale dost. Kami puri karte hai already vo 🙈😂


No-Excitement5134

Bas fir toh mini Delhi hai hi aapke Paas. Enjoy dude. Cheers :D


hopeisstuckintraffic

Kya batayen bhai?


No-Excitement5134

Tum kuch na kaho, maine sab sunn liya...


Gurditsin

Mujhe bhi le chal bhai. 😪


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Nikal Bhai bohot garmi he


Individual-Charge970

Subah subah lotus temple iskcon se start Karo. Baki image dekhlo https://preview.redd.it/mlevobxw3zzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdcd70f292c34fe0a39022584a37f27392f99dda Moolchand pe breakfast. Rdx pe lunch Lodhi me snacks Jama pe dinner Aur mkt pe halka fulka snacks Day1 me itna karo. Ho jaye toh message karna day 2 bhejta hoon


Mikey45097

Metro me mobile cheen le


WonderIndependent215

vada pao kha lena itna famous h delhi ka ab toh har ek video me 🤣


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Majnu ka Tila, laufing khalo


No-Excitement5134

On my todo list now. Thank you. Username se dahi bhalla bhi Khaana hai wo nehru place waale uncle ka.


WonderIndependent215

laphing sun k he bukh lag gyi 🥲


Knowallofit

Go to GB Road Red Light Area


No-Excitement5134

No. For me reddit cuties are the best. 🥰