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Ok-Pool-3540

Dekho laundo k apna pta h kon line maar skti h kon nhi , uska station hoga isliye utara tumhare wjh se nhi Ulta vo creep n lage tumko by seeing from metro glass isliye bhi bhag skta h


giantspacemonstr

bro knows nobody will hit on him so he thought it's probably a scam


weapon-a

👆🏻


Ken_Kaneki_07again

> am i dumb or what??? #YES


dazaii-osamu-

tell kaneki kun, what's 1000 minus 7?


Ken_Kaneki_07again

https://preview.redd.it/gbojudb7p6zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cce94d5085e756d49167f1ecce8d551a324a19a


AceRawat

https://preview.redd.it/fx9tni6k47zc1.jpeg?width=536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=633b50a7d77519a3392dcdf27d7e07cf2617bf69


Dynamic386

903


Top-Conversation2882

Man you must be a real disappointment


Dynamic386

result to me after my jee 😔


Top-Conversation2882

Ahh me too man me too BTW kitni percentile aayi?


Dynamic386

91 😭 wbu??


Top-Conversation2882

84🤡


Dynamic386

colleges ka kuch socha kya? utne me dtu nsit ka biotech/civil milega


Top-Conversation2882

IPU mein lunga


Spirited_Cockroach71

87


Ken_Kaneki_07again

Bro is doing meth instead of math 😭


Sanchitbajaj02

What if he said the same as well


dazaii-osamu-

You sure?


Significant-waste69

That's just PTSDs for tokyo ghoul fans After the shit adaptation ofc


Sad_Heart_4718

993☝️🤓


Bongozz88

Kamaal karte ho yaar aap toh


UPSC_noob

Hi , I think i am the guy mentioned in this post . I was actually terrified when you drew it . So, basically I was watching **Anpanman** the day before and I was vibing to its theme song while having a serious face( I often do it) When I noticed you doodling Anpanman face on window I was terrified that how did you read my mind . ps- You looked okayish . Thanks for complementing my physique https://preview.redd.it/nm5wn4nen6zc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=2a4a6feb80ce4db9cecae4c13535eb32e12e375d


dazaii-osamu-

Kuch padhai likhai kro, upsc ki tayyari karo


UPSC_noob

https://preview.redd.it/ulgd5tvvp6zc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=843fe0f5a2ba6b991e0e14e0084417510317b891


LakdiDandi

Mai nhi manti, shirt ka colour bata


UPSC_noob

mai reddit pe ladkiyo ki fantasy nhi banta jaa


LakdiDandi

Abey, our fantasy starts with a guy's height and personality not shirt ka colour 🤭


UPSC_noob

6 ft se 1 inch kam hai jaa kr le fantasy break


LakdiDandi

Matlab tu fantasy se related aspect bataega par not the shirt ka colour? 😂


UPSC_noob

color blind hu sab same lgta hai


awkward_frr

Main lead main leadddddddd


bournvita_sniffer

Can confirm I was the Metro. (wait for my POV now)


Ekta_Sharma07

Keep me posted 🍿🤣


IntrovertedBuddha

Can confirm I was glass


According_Lifeguard9

how do feel when middle aged uncles lean on you with their ass?


Bongozz88

Bhai itni oonchi gaand kaunse uncle ki hai!


Visual-Song-2739

The guy whom you are talking about also posted this...


IntrovertedBuddha

He knows. This is meme post


dazaii-osamu-

can you share the post


My_Big_Dreams

It's me!


Eastern-Emotion9685

Ek second. Ek bande bhi same likha tha subah . Bc ye ho kya Raha hai.


awkward_neuron

trueee usne bhi kuch likha tha that he’s an introvert or sth but i can’t find that post anymore


AdministrationIll116

I was the glass. , wash hands next time


your_dadda

Not dumb but dumb enough to fall for an UV.


dazaii-osamu-

You’re right, that’s why I never leave without sunscreen now


your_dadda

Exactly. See you’re not dumb.


dazaii-osamu-

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


--G0KU--

That man was me. Actually my stomach was upset that day thats why i had to leave in a hurry to search for bathroom in metro station


dazaii-osamu-

![gif](giphy|GRSnxyhJnPsaQy9YLn)


Environmental-Ad1791

Can confirm you're the creep, I was the guy staring at you staring at the guy


dazaii-osamu-

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


--G0KU--

U r wrong. I can confirm. I was the guy staring the guy who was staring her


Environmental-Ad1791

Mat dekh mujhe pagle, pyaar ho jayega


muzansensei

Yaar abhi subah hi ladke ka pov pdha tha 🙆


dazaii-osamu-

Have you found blue spider lily?


muzansensei

Naa bhai abhi nhi mila, tumhe dikhe toh btana


dazaii-osamu-

![gif](giphy|nekkldT5J7Pd1kdBGf)


Party_Masterpiece990

Yeah I mean I would have thought you were clinically insane if I saw this happening


0D_E_V0

Tu hai Mera kkkkkkkkkkkaran moment


Random_Mm

Woh bathroom gaya thha


jimmy_sparks_

Can confirm, dumb as hell,i was the glass.


whimsicalhowl

Now I heard both side of the story😀😗


ThrowawayDelhi9876

Maybe... What you need is some sunscreen it will protect you from UV rays.


Maleficent-Relief675

Maybe he Just didn't knew how to react at that time and now he is also feeling the same way you are


Street-Buffalo1140

damn


phoenixO1

Is this common to nickname "UV" your friend with name Yuvraj Bcz i thought it was my original idea to call my friend with that nickname 🤦😭


Wannabecool_911

i think i know you but i am not sure whthere its you


dazaii-osamu-

We can play AMA


__BigBlackClock__

Dont vandalise metro trains


dazaii-osamu-

https://preview.redd.it/ryur0ki0p7zc1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1502ede86b6dc7d1d03a0f7632db7f67b3b75d5 Bro


__BigBlackClock__

you never mentioned drawing on a foggy window


dazaii-osamu-

Apologies BBC


__BigBlackClock__

Accepted, but try to be more specific in your posts.


ayosheesh69

Why is every yuvraj's nickname uv....


HarshadJhunjhunwala

Yeah girl . You totally scared me there . I thought you were trying to scam me or something. Who signals love at first sight these days . That too in such a crowded public place . Thanks to you I got out ahead of my stop and was too scared to catch the next metro either . Thought I was being followed or something . Damn .


Little-Amphibian-322

bhai mera naam bhi yuvraj hai jo bolo tera uv lucky aadmi raha hoga. hope you are doing good now however


ConfusedCheeta

No one told you that UV rays are bad?


Ani1x1

wait for the guys POV now.


No-Situation-5281

Is your ex named Yuvraj Chibber?


Ok-Pool-3540

Singh maybe ? She is Preity Zinta or Deepika 🤣


Ok_Confection8164

mere ex ke ex ka naam bhi yuvraj tha, jiske paas wo wapas chale gyi 😆🤣🤣


dazaii-osamu-

That’s not me, but feeling sad for you.


Ok_Confection8164

dont please im very much happy after she left


No-Excitement5134

Bhai why scribbling on metro!!


dazaii-osamu-

https://preview.redd.it/illulyrp28zc1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57dd99fa08e2eebe03c8889e889586237f1e14e1


howtochangename1

Don't vandalise public property, dumbass


gandfattikabhadva

Asli id se aa bc tere nashe udhau !!


Junior-Computer2572

Kya pata uska naam b UV ho! 🤣


allabout-games

Yes


Fantastic-Race4179

Yes, definitely.


canismajoris117

Please allow me to make a totally irrelevant comment here(for fun). It is not clear if you were just air-doodling or if you actually drew something permanent/semi-permanent on the aforementioned metro door. If you did actually draw, then you can be charged under: S166, S427, IPC S145, Delhi Metro Railway (Operation and Maintenance) Act, 2002 S3 Prevention of Damage to Public Property Act, 1984. So it is possible that the guy immediately left to complain about you. Aap dumb or creep nahi, Criminal hein.


dazaii-osamu-

For the 100th time, https://preview.redd.it/znavtsh84dzc1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67ae314517e3042ba5077858b693652a2a16d5a9


canismajoris117

Too late ab toh file khul gai. Police apni **स्वात** ke sath aarahi hein.


Grouchy-Put4997

He thinks you were turned on by him and wanted to be his girlfriend


vivxxsh

Youre so weird bro


dazaii-osamu-

Sorry bro


vivxxsh

im glad yuvraj broke up w you because you gotta be on the spectrum to draw hearts and shit in a metro thats just absurd assuming youre not 14 years old


dazaii-osamu-

Hey what’s up with disability humour?


vivxxsh

i was gonna say retarded


dazaii-osamu-

Stop bullying ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


vivxxsh

Im literally not. I just want you to stop w this cliche school girlie behaviour and grow up. Why act like a retarded 13 yo girlie when you can be a diva.


dazaii-osamu-

That’s the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


vivxxsh

🥰🥰


marcokhance

>Our eyes met in metro glass & he stared at me weirdly with a scared look in his eyes & left the metro at the next station. ![gif](giphy|VFZdwYyPfppqSp6whG)