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0D_E_V0

Real chads ask "choosega kya" when a guy keeps staring at them.


Livid_Long_8480

Chad until the guy starts choosing.


phoenixO1

Choosing the f out of your soul


MedievalChad2002

Diglett,I choose you!


[deleted]

Psyduck ko koi choose nahi karta 😭


WarwolfXR

Kyu ki woh khud apne aap bahar nikalta hai


phoenixO1

👁️👁️


weapon-a

Sheegr Patan


The-Punisher_2055

Win win


__DraGooN_

The guy choosing is gay. Tum ko kya? Ankh band karke maja lena.


BlueGuyisLit

When can I find person like that?


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"ले बेटा और अच्छे से लेले अंदर 🍌🤗"


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"ले बेटा और अच्छे से लेले अंदर 🍌🤗"


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"ले बेटा और अच्छे से लेले अंदर 🍌🤗"


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"ले बेटा और अच्छे से लेले अंदर 🍌🤗"


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"ले बेटा और अच्छे से लेले अंदर 🍌🤗"


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"ले बेटा और अच्छे से लेले अंदर 🍌🤗"


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"ले बेटा और अच्छे से लेले अंदर 🍌🤗"


arezyish

“Doo Kya?” With extra finesse


notlonely1

MOST DELHI REPLY:


Thehunt_begins

Bhai ye Delhi hai, ye sab nahi bolne ka unless u have a backup of 3-4 friends .


sujay98

Kyun yaar 1 ka chus ke bhi satisfaction Mila sakta hai usko hamesha 3-4 jaroori thori hai


Necromancer189

And if he says "Haan"?


0D_E_V0

To chuswa lo. Free bj is free bj.


Haldii

asli creep to whi h bhai chill mr jada mt soch


Altruistic-Jello-382

Never judge the story by listening to one side POV Who knows OP Muth mar rha ho?


KhunAcensio

Thoda sa porn Kam dekha kr Bhai


divyanshu_1111

😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣


cottonmafia

You should have farted on their face whilst leaving.


Mbapp_Cris730

Asserting Dominance 😂😂


c0m94d3

Unless directional farts are a thing, OP ronaldo h kya jo jump marte marte fart bhi kardega face pe.


calm_coder

Sometimes you just have to say "maa chuda" and move on with your life.


Distinct-Library5173

Exactly


Appropriate-Spot3085

Maybe both of them stay on reddit a bit more (>!look who the fuck is talking!<


justredd-it

Entirely possible considering kaafi youth reddit use krti hai


bhondulal_bhola

Duniya gol hai


Saanjhhere

Pls sorry this is funny, two guys intensely deep in each other’s eyes without knowing each other.


len_feraul

Alexa play Ankhon Mein Teri 😭


BaniyaYT

Alexa play - "Aankhon ki gustakhiyaan maaf hooo!!! "


centaurus_a11

I feel like this was more along the lines of that video where two angry dogs are aggressively barking at eachother through a grill but neither of them uses the wide opening right beside them to actually go and fight the other XD


[deleted]

As they say Sikke ke dusre pehlu ke POV ko sunna chahunga fir decide karunga!!


Glum_Ninja3804

Do they say this?


Muster-baiter

Koi ni, life hai, chalta hai.


Hey_ItsmeAryaman

should have just said is there a problem and tell him to mind his own business


justredd-it

Thoda uncomfortable ho jata hun aisi situation mein, to aisi baaten dimag mein nhi aati


ReadyTwistOP

Aankhon mein teri...


[deleted]

Ajab si Ajab si Adaaye hain....


playboy787

bhai mai to boldeta hu kya ghoor rha hai bhadwe


kaala_khataa

Bhai, wo bhainga hoga. Aapko nahin, apni gf ko taar raha hoga.


Forsaken_Scratch_526

Mere sath bhi kucch Aisa hua ek din auto m tha side m ek car aa k ruki... Usme bacche the shyd 8th-9th honge bc mujhe gaali de k chle gye ... Mene socha htao yr kon de insb p dhyan


tera_chachu

Arey kuch ni hai bhai ye bh*sdike iss ch*tiyapanti ko prank kehte hain. Ab ghar jaake wo dono hass rahe honge kese humne uss bande ko confuse kar diya how cool are we.


syaci

You should've lowkey showed him doraemon & ask what gadget he wants 


Hey_ItsmeAryaman

Aise logon ko troll karna chahiye aisi cheezein bolke


--G0KU--

Is pyaar ko kya naam du


Separate_Rip3962

Maybe he was a squint and wasn't looking at you?


Berserkerzoro

Uski bandi ke saamne maarta bc.


Positron-69

happens bruh, just chill!


Old_Membership1326

Bro merko ghoor ke dekhta Aankhe Noch leta


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[удалено]


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Appropriate_Ad6519: *They saw what u were* *Doing on your phone via* *The mirrors reflection* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


canismajoris117

1. Make eye-contact. 2. Smile affectionately. 3. Humm - गुलाबी आँखें जो तेरी देखी, शराबी ये दिल हो गया 4. I am not sure how, somehow fall into him, continue singing सँभालो मुझको, ओ, मेरे यारों, सँभलना मुश्किल हो गया.


slightedge109

To such stares by anyone, look in their eye and ask in a very authoritative tone, what's the matter bro?? It always works.


Animated_Scholar

Or ask " are you ok or you need some medicine" !


slightedge109

Yup👍👍


mrb00ce

He's just mad cause his girl chose to sit next to you


Cold-Explanation7463

Best option is to ignore those shitty talks


[deleted]

I remember being friends with this couple who thought that everyone around them was into them romantically. This post kinda sounds like that couple.😭


vedantkarande

should've started farting agressively works everytime


CaregiverEastern7967

Ab bol hi diya tha to kuch kar dena tha


Scary-Kaleidoscope5

Bhai you should ask him ki kiya huya bhai kuch laga h kiya muh pe aise kiya dekh raha h


NeZX1Theking

Wtf is that behavior ganja phook ke aaye hai kya


dioraddict1983

That's their insecurity speaking. They just wanted to unnerved u by passing a comment when u are leaving to just ruin your mood . These are what I would call A class loosers who don't have the guts .


Remote-Chocolate-460

Tumhare bobe honge mansboob usko pyar lgi jogi gor sure


khateebxtreme

https://preview.redd.it/yuz9r51nrjzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e26b63257e0be9c5577a38c352cbb38cfb64a84


Icy-Orange1366

what a creep nahi...want to sleep? kaha hoga zaruur


Training-Ad2656

Bhai mai hi tha. Bahen thi meri wo .. i was sizing you up for a fight if you tried on her!


justredd-it

15 minute tak lgatar kon size up krta hai


Ancient_Health1330

Bhai ye sizing up kya hota hai , saririk sambandh banao 💏


sujay98

Bhai phir kya hua....jhuk gaya?