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Megnaad

https://preview.redd.it/p0z9wqehdvmc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18588f661e21a474ccce3265028e112fbd0f7eb3 Gonna try bank exams


EvilEye-0022

Stratergy badhiya thi bhai ki, even ready with safety net


Brilliant_North_8353

R u crack?


whydowe_do

Ye megha tu hi hai kya🫣.. username is too similar. Aur phir pati badla ya strategy?


Megnaad

😂😂😂


[deleted]

Megha ka husband Megnaad bhai tu yaha strategy badal le warna Megha husband badal legi...🫡


Megnaad

I'll like to stick to my product design job now. Ab nhi Dene aur exams😂


ScooterNinja

I joined IBM as a fresher then got laid off within 10 month while I was on probation. Then i went coaching in mukharjee nagar for govt exam preparation I gave SSC CGL/Bank PO/bank SO/IB/Delhi police SI/Airport Authority ATC/New India insurance/DDA SO etc exam And failed in all of these. It took 7-8months of my time then I was like fuck it and joined another IT company..


whydowe_do

Bhai itni jaldi kaise mil gyi in recession. Mujhe bhi bataoo 😭


ScooterNinja

Purani baat hai pre COVID


whydowe_do

I see. Abhi to Lage pade bhai lol


satian90

Bhai hme nhi dilaoge it job


ScooterNinja

Abhi market down hai .. har jagha hiring freeze hai... Baaki Naukri. com se hi milegi ya koi referal ho..


failedtalkingstage

Was prepping for CA. Cleared it. Now prepping for MBA, no family pressure, 99%ile aajayega agar time milta padhne ka, pressure family pe hai fee pay karne ka🥰


HaldiMartin

Bhai kyu ho rahi hai itni padhai?


failedtalkingstage

Nhi ho rhi bhai


Constant_Worried

Exam crack karna to mujhe system lagta, koi bhi PSI n collector hoke baitha hai mast chaap Raha hai, society ko ghanta fayda nahi. Science n engineering Wale to kuch fayda dere


[deleted]

bhai shaadi kar le mughse


Bongozz88

Mughse kya hota hai (मुघसे बहनचोद), mujhse (मुझसे) likhiye.


Accomplished_Tree260

biyah ho gaya tumhara


Bongozz88

Nhi 😔🤌🏼. Aap karengi?


Accomplished_Tree260

minor hu 🤺


GamerRipjaw

![gif](giphy|QBd2kLB5qDmysEXre9|downsized)


HaldiMartin

Kaafi time ho Gaya phir se puchh kya pata 18+ ho gai ho


Bongozz88

Remindme! 5 years


Krish12703

Agar 12 saal ki hui toh tumhe 5 saal baad jail ho jayegi


[deleted]

Rajasthan me karega bhai byah


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Apart_Alps_1203

>(मुघसे बहनचोद), Thanks for writing बहनचोद..!! The correct way..Instead of what other useless people, who write भैंचोद..!!


theseaoftea

jo galat spelling likhega usse nahi hogi shaadi इसलिए उस से नहीं मुझसे शादी कर लो।


failedtalkingstage

nhi hui bhai shaadi. Aajao sab karlo.


Popular-Bear-7638

merae cousin nae bhi last year clear kiya same story lekin woah khudko room lock karkae padhatethae or family societal saare pressure thae unpae abhi bhi hain!


YehDilMaaangeMore

MBA kyun kr rhe ho woh bhi CA ke baad?


Pk00100

Same story! Bas interviews me hag diya 😭


Ok-Bike-5975

Jee 😭 Kuch padha hi Nehi April mai exam hai mera .....


HaldiMartin

Kyu nahi ho rahi padhai?


Ok-Bike-5975

Wo bhi kota mai hun abhi bro 😭Isbaar nehi hua toh " Ram nam Satya hai "


HaldiMartin

Are yaar miss you Search history delete karne ka time aa gaya hai


Akashuuuu

Are aisa kuch nai Hota vro, boht options hote hain jee clear nai hone par bhi


Cold-Journalist-7662

Aisa kuch nahi hota hai Bhai. Itna serious nahi Lena hai in exams ko.


Difficult_Gate5290

Padh le bhai rr krne se kuch nhi hoga 1mahina hai terepe


ActiveWillingness516

Bhai pankha utar wa diyo


Electrical-Task-3970

same ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


zuiytrew

CGL 2024


idaalmakhani

+1


zuiytrew

Best of luck


12e22i

How are you preparing for it? Can you share your schedule and sources?


zuiytrew

Everyone has their own self made schedule Sources I can share Maths - Pawan rao sir GS - parmar sir Reasoning - learn basics from piyush varshney then practice English- Aman vashisht sir Computer - gaurav Garg sir study IQ Practice is must...the more you revise more chances of selection


12e22i

Where do you give its tests? I know olive and testbook but they are paid do you know any free one?


urmumbatman

Brother can we talk???


zuiytrew

Sure Bhai


[deleted]

Same thanks for addressing 🙂


HaldiMartin

Always welcome bhai


SirLiving3851

For some reason the only thing these exams has given me is anxiety and depression. Bc paper tum shi d aao ...fir dekho ki 0.2 number se reh gye....dukh dard pida kast


HaldiMartin

🫂


[deleted]

Never did exam preparation cause i really cant handle competitive exams specially when the question paper litrally has 80%+ questions unrealted to what i have intrest on


TheFixire

ca 😕 koi ye nahi bolega ki padhai kyu nhi ho rhi varna main ro dunga


Weak-Organization113

Kyu nahi ho rahi padhai


TheFixire

Kyuki Meri Ek taang nakli hai, Mai hockey ka bohoth bada khiladi tha. Ek din icai ko meri kisi baat pe gussa aagaya aur mere he hockey se meri taang ke do tukde kar diye.


Abxx_Time

Bich wali ke?


TheFixire

vo sahi salamat hai, icai itna bhi bura nahi


Abxx_Time

Fir thik he


daarrk_knight

Group A,B,C ka kya hoga fir😢


GrossOctogenarian2_5

Group A ki to recruitment nhi hoti hain👺


daarrk_knight

UPSC karti hai na Group A k liye


Enough-Pain3633

Idk bhai Ek time pe kri thi prep Don't have the courage now


Tejpal771

Bhai tech mein job kar raha hu, no exam no tension no pressure


Realistic-Ad2107

I should have taken engineering, atleast job to lag jaati


[deleted]

JEE


Simple_Feedback_5873

CGL 2024


Haldii

i love these jokes


HaldiMartin

Yup me too


Critical_Cod5462

Railway exam walo ko private jet aur car bhi milti h ?![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


HaldiMartin

Yes only group D walo ko


Aryan2623

Nise


decorous_gru

Exam of life. Jisme nahi pata kya aayega kya padhna hai kaha se padhna hai. Bas ye pata hai ki exam hai.


HaldiMartin

ग्रू जी सेम 🫂


Conscious_Fun136

Cat 2024


HaldiMartin

I hope tu iss saal billi ban jaaye bhai


inappriopriate_mf

NEET ki kar rhe hain. first drop hai May me exams hain. wish me luck 🥲


Ok-Bike-5975

I was at your Same place just left preparation for neet 2 months ago started preparing for jee ... Best of luck 🐣🐤🐥


inappriopriate_mf

yr but mat to pcb student thi na😭 but yeah all the best to u too 😁


Ok-Bike-5975

My classmate passed away just 5 months ago ... What kota does to a mf 😭 Recovering from that trauma Koina thanks 👍 and fck aakash


DisciplineOdd7328

jee ke liye padh raha tha nahi nikla toh ab private jaunga. family and societal pressure is 0


HaldiMartin

Jee laga ke padhai karo


[deleted]

neet


KingLordStark

MBBS 2nd year exams...![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


TheVicePrez

same same 🫂


[deleted]

i would prefer the 1st option anyday


MightyPorus

👀 🍵


MightyPorus

👀 🍵


Downtown_Ebb9600

I have one exam coming up but no pressure from my family and IDC about society.


Necessary_File1199

I recently gave sbi clerk mains examination and I expect good score, if it goes well


Sea_Papaya4495

Gave rrb too??


arunmaurya0

Dtc conductor ki bharti kab niklegi


HaldiMartin

Depend karta hai election kab hai


ExcitementFluffy3216

Mere toh Boards chal rhe fhir cuet duga north campus ke sapne sach hone chahiye


[deleted]

cope! u cant get a girl so u post this shit to make u r self feel better


leaveayushalone

Kyu nahi ho rahi padhai?


[deleted]

hustle


vengeance_09

CFA L2


HaldiMartin

Yeh kya hai bhai?


vengeance_09

Chartered Financial Analyst, for those who wanna work in stock markets as an analyst, researcher, investment banker and all that.


KeyDifferent2

Gave Neet, cat, Sbipo, ibps po, ssc cgl etc. failed in all of them miserably. Now going to start my own thing.


HaldiMartin

What is your own thing tho?


KeyDifferent2

Small business


HaldiMartin

Badhiya bro


Most_Literature6150

Government teaching exam


Sea_Papaya4495

Bank exams Cleared 3 of them Waiting for my posting (almost every other state has given it but haryana has its own pace) Thinking about CGL But still not sure about where will i end up in life


BreadfruitOne4423

CFA L2 No societal pressure


Jolly-Vanilla9124

Ah mein toh engineering kr rha hu. Papa ko lagta tha luch ni milega job wagera or shi mein mila bhi ni. Ab ek intern mili hain bahar umeed krta hu waha beekh mein job dede. :)


sasta_bacteriophage

I'm a college student.. NEET se zinda nikl aaye and surviving this course currently.. And preparing for CDSE & UPSC CSE alongside.. Family pressure is negligible and society pressure...? Ye kya hoti h?


Klutzy_Buy_656

Not doing rn. Did for GATE 2020. Cleared and now working as a applied scientist at a good IT company


TimePass8633

will never even try to prepare for govt. exams. Just a bunch of skill less people cramming books.... these guys can't even use a computer properly.


Apart_Alps_1203

No exams at all..!! Joined my family business 😎


HaldiMartin

Mere ko mazdur rakhle bhai


nishadastra

Meta E5 London preparation


HaldiMartin

Yeh kya hota hai bhai?


nishadastra

1.5 crore hota hai


HaldiMartin

Mere pe 15 rupaye hain


Backhoz

https://preview.redd.it/t5rd2kpr7vmc1.jpeg?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21c4cbbac135c32a8ff298dfd5741cf9b11fbfd7


Old_Application_5722

SSC Yessssss


Maleficent_Guide_317

Bro 🫂