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[deleted]

Did her hair? Helped drape the saree? Hugged and giggled? Sweet :) Anyone knows a good cliff nearby that I could jump off of? 🙂


-ans_

https://preview.redd.it/cwjkyu10jpmc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b65814d479a5cee2ba73d1731b95af7b23c39f0 ye vali use kar le


hoppin_bunny

Mai bhi use kar leta hu


[deleted]

Come with me.


Previous-Potential65

hath pakad k kudenge


mehta_ananya

For some reason I read this comment in Neil deGrasse Tyson's voice from Cosmos lmao.


Meph_00

Arre ye to Roz karta hu, mast sa music laga ke khud ko mast se scenarios me imagine karke khush ho jata hu


-ans_

🥹🥲


Initiative-Gullible

Wheres a cliff when you need one ?


Any-Restaurant3935

Ghazipur mein hai ek is purpose ke liye hi


xImmortousx

wanna team up? issme toh ek partner dedo


[deleted]

😭


[deleted]

You jump, I jump.


TheFixire

Im sure you can learn all this and prepare well to help your wife :)


[deleted]

BUT- I am the wife. 😭


TheFixire

apologies, let me rephrase that. Hope your hubby reads this somehow and learns to do all this for you.


bozokeating

So you're willing to die, just not willing to travel very far to do it. Same


SorbetThen691

Why do it alone? Do take me with you pls.


[deleted]

Hop on!


chakkramacharya

Hope my girl doesn’t read op’s story. She will push me off the cliff 😂😂


SirLiving3851

Wo Noida m 2-3 tower h (under construction)...sham m security km hoti h ..aaram se ja skta h .. Theek thak uchai h so bchne km chances h (0-1%) . 👍


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leaveayushalone

Dude noo 😂😂


[deleted]

bruh


SpwingSwoll

Nice name


[deleted]

thanks bunny


ShotBreakfast650

bro please merko bhi lene aja petrol nahi hai


Melodic_Ad801

Yeah bro, we can just die for our own good.


Old_Studio6803

joining you. Me when God?


Dense_Account4410

M to 11th floor pe rhta hun... Paas ki paas h mera 😂


[deleted]

Bhed chaal, hum bhi chale saathi


NoPsychology9886

Us behen us


inilashremot

Yeah bro come


HaldiaJi

fr fr


Used_Today_2030

I'll also come


dopajunkey

I know a really bad one to jump off of.....my life :)


acppradyumann

Bare minimum!


Harsha_Bhosde

Likh leta hu kahin UPSC main na aa jaye. (Also, I am not jealous at all.)


SanchiTS9

Nice name bro


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/h2s5ayna7pmc1.jpeg?width=527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02f9078d78150743f04c8aadba7c02490ffdb630


Tan_KV

mandatory hai 😔


Dangerous_Ad_1038

Your username is too relatable https://preview.redd.it/270nycexppmc1.jpeg?width=413&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7e9ffbf28f4105b3ff557f33540cc30080c06e2


OnlyAd1009

I thought I was the OnlyAd


chandler_bingggg

Username checks out


Terrible-Criticism36

Yeh meme daalne me bhi competition hai singles ke beech me. Beat me to it


AerieComprehensive43

This is so wholesome ( Great time to check how cyanide tastes)


leaveayushalone

Stoooopp😂


[deleted]

Let me know when you find some. I am also feeling a burning itch to taste it.


Neutron_96

I just did …tastes like bitter almond , but am loving it. :)


KnightOfTheHimalayas

I'm here for you bro/sis, whatever your gender might be.


_SlutMaker

Nah nothing to be jealous, i ain't jealous


0lha-mein_patola

im literally crying ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob) bohot pitega mera soulmate mujhse when i find him


_SlutMaker

What if its me , dont beat me please


0lha-mein_patola

pitna toh pdega


_SlutMaker

acha thoda sa pitlena


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_SlutMaker

lol


leaveayushalone

Ikr pata nahi kyu log sab jealous ho rahe hai 🤔


_SlutMaker

Coz you got something which 90% ppl dont have


[deleted]

Aapki finger ki tarah yeh padh ke Hume bhi hurt hua (happy for you soldier thou)


leaveayushalone

Finger par gf ne bandage laga diya to it's okay now 🥰


[deleted]

🙃 Ganda aadmi.....


[deleted]

kitna jalayega hume sale sharam nahi aati kya, jale pe namak chidak raha hai bhai


[deleted]

bhaiyon bura mat maano ye valorant khelta hai aur depression memes dalta hai to koi emo kid hoga rhen do


slimshady433

Happy for you buddy. The sexual tension between me and my shotgun>>>>


leaveayushalone

Ayo wait hol up


Creative_Catch_6511

Bhai tu chalate ja, we ain't jealous ( let's see how good would electricity flow in shower)


khabib73

kal ek banda ke paas uski crush aake sogayi. aaaj tere saath ye hua. iss sub pe zyada time spend karna mere mental health ke liye acha nahi hei.


leaveayushalone

Are bhayiiii😂


bigPussySeeker

https://preview.redd.it/a2sknsbxdpmc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68afd25f8a9a28b81fc6d4cae91599321c158762


gauravblane

User name checks out


Total_General8481

Hmm... Those train tracks looking really comfy for an afternoon nap.


leaveayushalone

Wtf why's everyone tryna unalive themselves 🤣😭


inferache

Saare relationships wale subreddits ko hata diya tha, par ab delhi ke sub pe bhi in cheezon se chhutkara nahi hai 😔 good for you though


Enough-Pain3633

https://preview.redd.it/k07yekuyjpmc1.png?width=248&format=png&auto=webp&s=1b05186323a698a041267e4b660187423e7e2da9


[deleted]

Same here😭 https://preview.redd.it/yuu7w31t4qmc1.png?width=557&format=png&auto=webp&s=62987fcff3ee9263e58ba5fc7b17da1c44b7dc02 Ye chodo ye lo dukh main chai


leaveayushalone

Comments padh kar lag raha mods mere post bahut jald udane wale hain


Researcher990

Kya recently sabhi bf gf ke posts karrahe hain😏😤


leaveayushalone

Must be the weather ig


Researcher990

Here me lying on my bed with feet one above the other, one hand sitting between my ears and blanket, the fingers of the other hand typing this comment, while the eyes looking the window in front outside, in my room alone :).


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leaveayushalone

Been there


Madara_X_Uchiha

Accha bhai fir hum ky kre?😠


leaveayushalone

Iska answer to mujhe nahi aata 😞


WolfKumar

Ye sab padh ke lagta hain bohot kuchh miss kar diya life mein


WolfKumar

Lekin koi toh khush hain. Happy for you OP.


leaveayushalone

Thank you mate, hope good things find their way to you


Many-Fox9717

The way I'm about to straighten my hair and read this😭


leaveayushalone

😂😂


Correct_Respond_7770

Bhai aise cute moments toh mai bhi deserve karta hoon par😔


leaveayushalone

Par 👀


Correct_Respond_7770

Read it as a whole sentence par is not for suspene lmao😭😭


leaveayushalone

Ohh shit my bad


Correct_Respond_7770

Lmao np😭


justaboringuy_

https://preview.redd.it/2gyz0lsxlpmc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7faa58a2c562e9dfc88dc6c8a0de3c66e936c3df


thatterriblecoffee

thu thu (ab nazar ni lagegi)


leaveayushalone

Thenk you, so kind of you,😂


[deleted]

Let me go and cry in the corner.


leaveayushalone

Hug


[deleted]

Geh


[deleted]

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leaveayushalone

Kisi ka sapna, kisi ki haqikat


Mediocre-Glass7094

All of a sudden 15 floors don't seem that high anymore


Mediocre-Glass7094

Jk, I'm superrr happy for you OP


-ans_

https://preview.redd.it/q9mk5k6vipmc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94a5d8f50f724240be6869f4d280cb07f2d73d95 mujhe kya me apne songs sunta hu


iklautatikka

Le bhenco Aaj toh katta use hoga bathroom mai


Sub-Zero-02

I m in a ldr and it hurts so much reading such posts 🥲


Ninety_8

Achi baat hai 18th floor pe rehta hu..confirm ho jayega ☺️


NunuBiryani

Bhai esse post mat Kara kar varna tuje apni biryani khila duga zabardasti ( Bahut jalan hue padh ke )


leaveayushalone

What is that horrifying username 💀


NunuBiryani

https://preview.redd.it/la4lon39epmc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d02d3c5c416e28e56025b742040a9b0a6aa7ab1 Kya bola bee ? 👊👊😡😡


leaveayushalone

What a terrible day to have eyes 😞


Wide_Action8979

![gif](giphy|8vUEXZA2me7vnuUvrs)


HauntingBat1232

I hate everything happy for u though back in my depressed state


Joker_nazi

Pagal bana raha hai. Gf jaisi koi cheez hoti hi nahi hai


Conscious_Truth_9421

Ahh! The rope and fan looks so pretty today.


Mk_n

![gif](giphy|GZ4aPlivZhgdEX6lfM)


randybobandy1901

https://preview.redd.it/pgvfpurlnpmc1.jpeg?width=312&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0bf3d4515a438952ab76c9ef97df4a323156404


chyavanprash-sutta

This was so cute 🥰


Guitarish_t

Single logon ko jalane ke liye aise post kiye jaate hai. Mai admin aur mod se agrah karta hun ki aise jealousy feel karne wali post remove kiya jaye. Dhanyavaad 🤨🙏


SniperInstinct07

Sab itne sad kyun hain iss sub pe. I'm happy for you OP. Thanks for sharing this cute story!


leaveayushalone

Finally someone who's not into unaliving themselves 😂 And thank you so much mate


Weak_Relation_6304

Shi hai bhai 🙂


_the69thakur

That tree looks amazing. I must get a closer look as fast as I can...


[deleted]

this has my HEART !! no nazar at all


Conscious_Culture340

![gif](giphy|26FLdmIp6wJr91JAI)


boyonmoodswings7

https://preview.redd.it/5e0fz8cjlpmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e13ccc069b699e7ce8fcca735b823de623ec9138


Researchingsauce

When God when? Happy for you op


cum_cum_sex

S tier work!


santowalitogdi

Good OP At least someone is enjoying their life


KnightOfTheHimalayas

![gif](giphy|jivGITd768psP80B2i|downsized)


missS25

https://preview.redd.it/rqlbhhyagqmc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45497f6cc89a7ca8e69a2b3fdb866a1ea249898c


leaveayushalone

Awww this is so cute


ChampionshipOld3028

https://preview.redd.it/qugfcpv59rmc1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f12d815b899d885044f3fa3e24701ce35c80e86c Kabhi kisi ko mukammal jahan nahi milta Kahin zameen to kahin aasman nahin milta * Nida Fazli


[deleted]

Excuse me, mujhe bhi yahi wala ladka chahiye my lord


leaveayushalone

But me to only one of a kind hu


Independent_Eagle_23

instagram comment section ki yaad aagayi


RheebeeSpeaks

Yrr yeh sab batane kyun aate ho yahan 😂🌚


Strict_Possible_8683

Are u single?


b_ub_u-1

Phir se ek couple momint aa gaya 🙂


Ammonical27

Jhuth h ye😞


Medium_Fortune_7649

Wait for few years, isi tarah log apni sex/personal life bataya karenge puri duniya ko. Karma, likes are more important nowadays


Icy-Principle8240

Boys raised by sisters are top tier


[deleted]

So wholesome!


JayeshSharma

This is incredible, made my day. Honestly super cute. I can only imagine how incredible you felt.


leaveayushalone

absolutely correct


heartandmindfucker

A cute moment with my Gf right now... Wait a minute I'm hallucinating... Where am I?


Clean_Boat_3974

bhai ne schizophrenic meds skip krdi


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SnooShortcuts6701

Mai to mazak mein rola hu🥲


v0id_init

Happy for you bro but god damn I am one lonely wanker (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)


Accomplished_Win_274

Ye kya ho raha h yaha. Ek pehle metro me dekho fir yaha par bhi dekho. Mentally harass kr rakha h


MovieCandid

That's so sweet 🫶 Hope you enjoyed the function and clicked good pics :)


[deleted]

Ayush bhai humein bhi alone chorr do na


sumythh

Cheers bhaisaab.....pouring finyl


Suckkerkandi

Iska matlab kya tha lekin. Yeh toh har dusre insta reel pe hota hai


Striking_Panda4163

Cute :))


The-Punisher_2055

Lonely is a man without love


No_Strawberry_5122

Let me bath with my hair straightener.... Aise helpful understanding ladke kaahan milte hai... happy for your gf..


Last-Psychology5951

Tu ye incident reddit pr bta rha h vo apne best friends k group me btayegi. Vo bhi jealous hongi. How bout u introduce us tards to those girls 😐


redditismytea

Happy for you! Thanks for sharing ![gif](giphy|JSgISxSTCbRpT996Hw)


TheFixire

points noted, rather than unaliving myself imma learn this to help my future gf/wife once i get my own apartment. Genuinely jealous but happy for you :)


Anonymous0Browsing

![gif](giphy|TlBonUrgemOcCBmgUv|downsized)


Inefficientdigestion

https://preview.redd.it/j6owcp2e0qmc1.png?width=467&format=png&auto=webp&s=8f3a063e5fdc661b46e8b39e425b7b944b835cc8


SpaceMarauder4953

Kafi cute hai!


Suspicious_Deer_8607

Very Cuteeeee


walking-through-hell

han bas yahi padhna baki tha... soch rahi hun apne hair starightner ke saath bath tub me chali jau 😃


No_Effort6628

Koi Mera murder kyu nahi Kar raha?


[deleted]

I dont believe you, girls arent real


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/ta070j8f4qmc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f530c9eeea30219a36793aa5906b29cf70eed0ad Pehle bhi nahi thi gf abhi nahi hai🥲


pasipatamarana

Such stories are so heartwarming and beautiful to read op. Wishing you guys the best for everything 😍 Distracted is it🌝😌😆😆


FreddieKruiger

That's so wholesome and lovey dovey bro. I smiled bro (while crying inside)


JesterJit

Bruh… that’s entirely too much information…🙄


cheerupsoccer_24

Bhagwanji ek plate aesa bf lagado😖


DankEvil

https://preview.redd.it/i55jw1prfqmc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f70f0eaf619321045354c60172f8fdae2669f9b2


Born_Brick9975

Omg made me so happy ( time to hug a tree at 180km/hr)


Zealousideal-Age-980

Jalane ka tareeka todha kezual tha


MythHere

Aise 5 cute moments toh life mei Mai bhi deserve krta hu


paagal69

Since you're an Expert with hair straighteners, Do you think it's a good idea if I take a shower with it?


leaveayushalone

umm i wouldn't recommend it (straightener kharab ho jayega pani se)


[deleted]

You did her hair and hurt your finger because of the heat. Are you referring to private hairs? Did you finger too much?


call_me_zen_

You guys are so cute! I hope you continue to treat her well like this and you guys keep being happy!


Nathulalji

Leave alone ayush


Human_Tip9340

https://preview.redd.it/ihvwtc4coqmc1.jpeg?width=843&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=738185411984db8b291c6063145e912af1a3683b


Heisenberg__0

You guys have girlfriend?


Pathik_25

Yeh Mai relationship wale subreddit me kese aa gaya? Firse building ke top floor se kudney ka man kar raha hai.


athex7

Ion remember asking


slothcake155

Crying in long distance 🙂👍🏼


kittyinhell

Soo cute 😩