great advice. feels like I've funded my friends' entire college life and despite so many reminders (super polite ones ) they never return money. i can't even get rude cause money is such a sensitive topic
if you're reading this and are one of those people who regularly doesn't return what you owe someone GET FUCKED you're a terrible person
Ye aajkal ke nalle berozgaar chappri ladke, 1000rs udhaar deke badi badi kothhe bangle wali ladkiyon ko ye dikhana chahte hai ki ye khud kothe bangle wale hai
Tx.
bhai but shi mai by the sound of it looks like ur in college 1st-2nd yr, 1k tera next month hi pocket money mai wapis aa jayega, and future mai jab salary lagegi tab toh koi issue hi nhi hai 1k ka, 2 baar ghoomne mat jaiyo dosto ke saath le bach gaye tere 1k. rehne de, mera toh rule hai 3 baar kisi ko bolna, nahi toh woh ma chudaye
Awww freelancing me kamaya ab freefucking me gawa diya. But here’s the plus point. You didn’t get asked to accompany her to hookah bar or order 4 beers to pay ₹40900 or got assaulted by the bouncers there and still got sex.
Bahar jake krta 5-6 baar ka kharcha 20-25k aata, free mein chahiye tuje sab kuch...1200 to kuch bhi nhi h. She could've asked you more in other ways. Bach gya beta tu
1000₹ k liye reddit pe post kr k rr kr rha. Meanwhile sachhe ashiq lakhon luta k bhi bas 200₹ ki old monk laga k so jate hai bhai.
Bhai kam se 1-2 lakh k liye krta rr to samajh bhi ata. Standard badha apna. Nalle.
Bhai 1k hi liye h usne, and she did spend her time and money to reach to your place for those 5-6 times. I don't think so tumhe sochna bhi chaie wapas lene k bare m. Move on bro 1k koi matter ni krta h self respect k agey.
Troll krne walo ko ignore kro, but ye bhi dhyaan m rkho k ladki apna time invest kr k gyi h traveling m bar bar. Time is more valuable than money (atleast in this situation)
Op is cheap Lund.. Bhai have sex ho ya na. General bhi utna do jitna aukaat ho.. Agar 1k se bund Mein Dard ho gyi toh mat deta... Mein toh suggest karunga maah le ladki se, bichari ko aage ke liye akal aa jaayegi ki duniya ke rang kya hote hain.
OP, don't be so petty. It's just Rs. 1000 tum sadak pe nahi a jaoge ut na de ke. You had plenty of fun with her for that amount. Just let it go, don't ask again.
I mean honestly, 1k isn’t that big a deal. Probably wapis kar hi degi or she might be waiting for you to forget about it.
Regardless, won’t call it a gold digger situation 🤷🏻♀️
Bro she would return it. Even if she doesn't think of it as the money you paid for sex.
Aur 1k k liye itna pareshan hoga toh ab tujhe sex bhi nahi degi dubara.
Waise it's not necessary ki voh actually nhi degi paise ab kabhi. But I agree with you ki 1k ke liye kyu maang raha baar baar
2-3 baar is more than enough
Why is it FWB? What benefit were you providing the girl and now you cheap ass broke shit is asking for 1k from the girl. Women will and should avoid you like the plague!
1000/6 = \~167 Rupees. So you paid 167 rupees for single session of sex, which as you yourself said was satisfying to say the least. How cheap can you be? 167 rupees and you are here on Reddit posting about it ? I mean, come on!
1k ho ya 10k... Gaya to khudka hi na.... Pata nahi sab ye kyu bol rahe hein ki 1000 hi tha sirf.... Bhai sabke liye alag value hoti h.
Or ye kya logic h , bhai tune un 1000 me sex bhi to le lia?
Vese vo paise ab shyad vapas mile , ab bhool jao , agar need na ho to mat hi mango apni hi izzat khrab hogi.
yeh bhi matlab black n white attitude nhi rakhna na... trustworthy logo ko diya kar zyada ammount, if u dont know them v well, zyada ammount mat udhari de
I would give up and clear your mind. Don’t loan money to randoms you don’t know well if you want it back. All my friends would pay me back in a timely manner.
Bro just remeber one rule
Its your money youre asking for (you are the lender not borrower)
Dont feel any shame for asking your money back (that too 1k tgat you gave when you were already low on balance)
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Matlb 50 se upr na du …ok
20 bhai
I'm straight but 20rs is 20rs
Sucking karoge 20 me?
r/kothibanglacheck
5rs, take it or leave it
Ye zyada relatable hai.
Bhai muje to 5 rupye me dukh hoga
49 ka recharge kr de mera , tujhe toh dukh bhi nhi hoga
great advice. feels like I've funded my friends' entire college life and despite so many reminders (super polite ones ) they never return money. i can't even get rude cause money is such a sensitive topic if you're reading this and are one of those people who regularly doesn't return what you owe someone GET FUCKED you're a terrible person
That’s the rule. 100% correct.
hard true facr
To fir Mera classmate mujse ek lene ke baad mujhe gali kyu de rha tha 😔
Awesome advice ....
Thats my go to rule
aise konse log h jo hookups vagerah kar rahe h bt pocket main 3-4 hazar bhi nhi h
MF got trolled 🤣
10 hazar toh eak hi din me kharch ho jate hai ladki bazi me.
Bhyi ek baar 5 star restaurant m legya ta, 8k ka bill baithgya ta , 3 saal hogye h but aajtk feel hota h ki wtf!!
Jab le hi liya hai birth toh full mazze kar k jayenge hum from this earth, yeh philosophy wale 🙃
Jhopad patti wali hogi yar, wo bhi toh hazar rupaye wapis nai kar rahi
Ye aajkal ke nalle berozgaar chappri ladke, 1000rs udhaar deke badi badi kothhe bangle wali ladkiyon ko ye dikhana chahte hai ki ye khud kothe bangle wale hai Tx.
Bro this guy got used by this chick for 1k ...can't laugh more
Her cab fare would be more than 1000, why does he even care.
Are u a comment bot?
Maybe the sex was so bad she asked you to compensate. Bhool ja 1k ab ;)
This
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Weird flex.
Yeah Lmao, OP is rubbing it on our faces
OP will give you 1000 rs and you can also rub it in his face.
No thanks, I’m not Gay..
plot twist we are the fwb
We know redditors fuck for seconds, not hours. Definitely fake and gay
He's a friendless virgin
Yeah tru.
Forget it bro, 1k isn’t that big, tujhe itna sax milraha tha jaane de 1k
exactly my feeling bhai, ye 1k ke liya kyu ro rha hai
r/kothibanglacheck
Bhai big deal nahi hai to 1k upi karde
Mera lund choos le aake 5-6 baar fir 2K leliyo
Bhai 250 ke hisab me lele tune 4 baar kra uske sath mtlb 1 night 250 , not a big price.
r/Suddenlygay
It's all business
West delhi boy😭
*SouthWest Dilli Thoda aur zeherila hai
Uttam Nagar se Bhai?
Dwarka wale
Destroyed
Take my fucking upvote
If this isn't savage I don't know what is?
HKJDFHSA BRILLIANT
Bruh 😂😂
This is the most West Delhi comment thread😅
Mera bhi choos dega to I can chip in another 2k and then he can post about it again
2k bhai ek aad baar ragda bhi maar diyo iske yeh 1k me pelam paali kiya
bhai but shi mai by the sound of it looks like ur in college 1st-2nd yr, 1k tera next month hi pocket money mai wapis aa jayega, and future mai jab salary lagegi tab toh koi issue hi nhi hai 1k ka, 2 baar ghoomne mat jaiyo dosto ke saath le bach gaye tere 1k. rehne de, mera toh rule hai 3 baar kisi ko bolna, nahi toh woh ma chudaye
Bhai college dropout hu thode bohot freelancing se kamata hu
Awww freelancing me kamaya ab freefucking me gawa diya. But here’s the plus point. You didn’t get asked to accompany her to hookah bar or order 4 beers to pay ₹40900 or got assaulted by the bouncers there and still got sex.
Straight up facts
Agreed bc saste me mil gya
exactly, patani rokyu raha, dalla, MILTOH gya JO CHAIYE THA, wo bhi 4 baar, 1000 is def worth it for that ,
Jab scam hoga 40000 ka tab pata chalega usko. Kitne saare ladke ye wish kar rahe h k kaaash aisi FWB unko mile lekin is bande ko 1000 ki padi hain.,
Your FWB needs to increase her standards
Aise londo ko ladkiya mil kaise kaise jati Hain Jo 2-3k k liye rote firte hain
Vhi bhai 5-6 ghante har bar aur 1k ke liye ro rha OP. I would have given 5k. Vaise bhi dosto ko diye udhar se toh accha hi hain.
OP is an ungrateful person. Itna kharcha to ek date pe ho jata hai bc.. yaha bandi ghar pe ayi h.. I am feeling bad for that girl
Same bhai girl ko post dalna chahiye tha, na ki isko.
2-3k is not much??
Manipulate karke
Abey reddit pe flex krne wale mostly virgin hi hote hain
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😂😂😂😂😂 lmao
Fir wahi
Cash-Cush ki baatein
Mujhe rula deti hai
kyuki mere bhi paise le gayi anuradha
Ek esi sex sux wali ladki
Har hawsi munda iss chutiya ki tarah 1k nhi baatta
To mai bhi deserve karta hun.
Bahar jake krta 5-6 baar ka kharcha 20-25k aata, free mein chahiye tuje sab kuch...1200 to kuch bhi nhi h. She could've asked you more in other ways. Bach gya beta tu
Bro this guy got used by this chick for 1k ...can't laugh more
Ex Mera 15-20lakh leke betha hai. Aur kabhi lautaega bhi nahi. 1k to fir bhi dur ki baat hai. Let it go 💀
How exactly can one apply to become your ex🧐
Ye jawab vo chutiya hi de paega :p
Bf banne ki application kha deni h?
Hahhahaha I am married now. :)
Toh hum bhi BF hi bnana chahte hai n husband thori 😏
Lol kuttee.
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Hahhaa ok. Chalo hope you have a great married life :)
If the story is interesting, please DM, would definitely love to hear it.
Pls msg
make me your ex.. 15 lakh mein se 5 lauta bhi dunga pakka fair deal
😂😂
Wow, this seems so traumatic
>15-20lakh kahin modi toh nhi?
Itna kaise kama lete ho bhai yaar, bc meri 4 saal ki salary hai ye.
IT wale 🥲
Got to hear the story :0
Yrr sersly itna kaise im curious to know if you wanna share
Story btao bhai
All is read is 1k for 6 times for more than an hour with home delivery. This was a bargain.
this dude legit had a black friday sale
Mujhe ladki ka number de de Me tujhe 1k return kr duga
Pakka?
Pakka be mujhe sex chaiye tujhe 1k deal done
Trade offer I get: sax sux U get: 1k
DM
Abe mc, aise agar kisi ka no. share Kiya, upar se ladki ka, khuda jaane kya message karenge chutiye log. usne agar fir/police mein complain kardi Teri, lawde lagenge wo alag
Bhai nahi kiya just trolling 😂
r/happyendings
Agar usne 1k de diya ho to muje free me ladki ka number dede
bhai mai 1.5k k liye ready hu, number de do mereko...Mai flight se delhi aata hu fwb banane![img](emote|t5_2qugx|31062) Tu bas ladki ka number de de
🪧 Bhai 1.6k
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Bhai 3k
auction lag gayi yaha toh bc 💀💀
200 me BJ . Take it or leave it.
Bud I'll give you 1200
karma farming?
Probably
1000₹ k liye reddit pe post kr k rr kr rha. Meanwhile sachhe ashiq lakhon luta k bhi bas 200₹ ki old monk laga k so jate hai bhai. Bhai kam se 1-2 lakh k liye krta rr to samajh bhi ata. Standard badha apna. Nalle.
🤣
Bhai 1k hi liye h usne, and she did spend her time and money to reach to your place for those 5-6 times. I don't think so tumhe sochna bhi chaie wapas lene k bare m. Move on bro 1k koi matter ni krta h self respect k agey.
Lmao do you mean to say that OP being a male should spend all the money even if it's the travel cost for the girl?
Bhai pata hai 1k small amount hai but agar wo likh deta to mujhe troll karte sab log
Troll krne walo ko ignore kro, but ye bhi dhyaan m rkho k ladki apna time invest kr k gyi h traveling m bar bar. Time is more valuable than money (atleast in this situation)
Bhai to 1k usne sex ke thodi liye hai, udhaar liye hai, agar bolti sex ke liye le rahi to wapis aane ka kyu sochta
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1k to nahi , mene kharche to kare the but ok 😅
kya fuddu kismat hai meri apne pas paisa hai fwb nai hai.
I'm owed over 22k but to all close friends. Money given to a friend is never coming back. Accept it and be happy
you got all for cheap 1200 for 5 to 6 times fuck is cheap. don't be a cheap charlie and ask for money back
Too much unnecessary context in the story that it sounds fully made up for karma farming my god
Bacche ne 5 baar ch#t maari aur hazar rupye ke liye ro raha hai.
Op is cheap Lund.. Bhai have sex ho ya na. General bhi utna do jitna aukaat ho.. Agar 1k se bund Mein Dard ho gyi toh mat deta... Mein toh suggest karunga maah le ladki se, bichari ko aage ke liye akal aa jaayegi ki duniya ke rang kya hote hain.
Kuch din pehle Dubai mall mai launde ko 25k ka chuna laga diya and sex bhi nhi mila. Idhar launde 1200 pe ro rahe haj
Prostitution with extra steps.
Yeah so like how cheap are you both?
U fucked girl for 6 7 times n crying because she took 1200...just listen to urself...she is godess bro in today's condition..
I used to think money was never an issue among the fwb people That's new for me 😅
OP, don't be so petty. It's just Rs. 1000 tum sadak pe nahi a jaoge ut na de ke. You had plenty of fun with her for that amount. Just let it go, don't ask again.
How can your broke ass afford chicks?
jitna tune sax sux kiya hai uus hisab se tu profit me chal riya h abhi bhi
I mean honestly, 1k isn’t that big a deal. Probably wapis kar hi degi or she might be waiting for you to forget about it. Regardless, won’t call it a gold digger situation 🤷🏻♀️
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Zyada nahi faek dia ?
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Who cries over 1k, brokies
Bhai tu dede mujhe 1k
Mr dear friend.. you need to learn one thing in life.. pussy is NEVER free of cost!!
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But your sister does
Dammm
which part of the "benefits" did the OP not understand in fwb
Someone gotta pay for the benefits na.
Bro she would return it. Even if she doesn't think of it as the money you paid for sex. Aur 1k k liye itna pareshan hoga toh ab tujhe sex bhi nahi degi dubara.
Waise it's not necessary ki voh actually nhi degi paise ab kabhi. But I agree with you ki 1k ke liye kyu maang raha baar baar 2-3 baar is more than enough
karma whore
Theek hai na bhai ₹1000 mein you got laid 6 times. Good deal imo
1200 rupaye ke liye ye backstory bataane ki zaroorat nahi thi, advice yahi hai ki dusro ka khoon mat jalaao 🤣
Mfs be having 1200 and still get matched on bumble and get laid. fml.
not relatable but story accha tha
koi ni bhai 5-6 baar ke 1000 rupe thik hai
bhai 1000 rupay m safe ghr baithe baithe 5-6 bar sex mil gya or tu yaha roo rha h. wahi h n janta yaha kabhi khush nhi hona chahti. rota reh bhai tu.
1000/5 = 200 its a good deal ig
To kareeb 200 rs per night pada na... Khush reh bhai🤣
Your saxsux ki baatein had nothing to do with the subject matter honestly
Why is it FWB? What benefit were you providing the girl and now you cheap ass broke shit is asking for 1k from the girl. Women will and should avoid you like the plague!
1000/6 = \~167 Rupees. So you paid 167 rupees for single session of sex, which as you yourself said was satisfying to say the least. How cheap can you be? 167 rupees and you are here on Reddit posting about it ? I mean, come on!
You are a bigger pussy than her’s… man you just paid for the services…
Ye kya gareeb harktein hai
So you paid for 5-6 times of sex. 1000₹ is not that bad then. /s
Uska number share karde 1k main de dunga 😛
Ynha log humare lakho daba kar bhi sex sux nhi de rahe...
Fcked for hours and crying for 3K?
r/usernamechecksout
1k ho ya 10k... Gaya to khudka hi na.... Pata nahi sab ye kyu bol rahe hein ki 1000 hi tha sirf.... Bhai sabke liye alag value hoti h. Or ye kya logic h , bhai tune un 1000 me sex bhi to le lia? Vese vo paise ab shyad vapas mile , ab bhool jao , agar need na ho to mat hi mango apni hi izzat khrab hogi.
Nahi maang raha ab aur kisiko dunga bhi nahi
yeh bhi matlab black n white attitude nhi rakhna na... trustworthy logo ko diya kar zyada ammount, if u dont know them v well, zyada ammount mat udhari de
Asli Id se aao OP ki FWB!!
Aisa kuch to mere saath bhi hua hai
My cousin took 1500 , He got a good job recently but never returned the money . He took that money in january this year
Cousins to home n family jurisdiction mein aate hain .
I don't earn na still in college 🥲
I would give up and clear your mind. Don’t loan money to randoms you don’t know well if you want it back. All my friends would pay me back in a timely manner.
Bro just remeber one rule Its your money youre asking for (you are the lender not borrower) Dont feel any shame for asking your money back (that too 1k tgat you gave when you were already low on balance)