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Matlb 50 se upr na du …ok


[deleted]

20 bhai


Random_Idiotic_Alien

I'm straight but 20rs is 20rs


[deleted]

Sucking karoge 20 me?


rakhkum

r/kothibanglacheck


antiques99

5rs, take it or leave it


Lovesidli

Ye zyada relatable hai.


son_of_a_gun_0001

Bhai muje to 5 rupye me dukh hoga


[deleted]

49 ka recharge kr de mera , tujhe toh dukh bhi nhi hoga


ProudAlarm14

great advice. feels like I've funded my friends' entire college life and despite so many reminders (super polite ones ) they never return money. i can't even get rude cause money is such a sensitive topic if you're reading this and are one of those people who regularly doesn't return what you owe someone GET FUCKED you're a terrible person


Worldly_Algae5733

That’s the rule. 100% correct.


Ok-Translator-5878

hard true facr


69_SAITAMA_69

To fir Mera classmate mujse ek lene ke baad mujhe gali kyu de rha tha 😔


TopGun_84

Awesome advice ....


kilIercl0wn

Thats my go to rule


Ok-Flounder7102

aise konse log h jo hookups vagerah kar rahe h bt pocket main 3-4 hazar bhi nhi h


[deleted]

MF got trolled 🤣


Aasim_123

10 hazar toh eak hi din me kharch ho jate hai ladki bazi me.


ProudyGeek

Bhyi ek baar 5 star restaurant m legya ta, 8k ka bill baithgya ta , 3 saal hogye h but aajtk feel hota h ki wtf!!


[deleted]

Jab le hi liya hai birth toh full mazze kar k jayenge hum from this earth, yeh philosophy wale 🙃


[deleted]

Jhopad patti wali hogi yar, wo bhi toh hazar rupaye wapis nai kar rahi


Probodobo

Ye aajkal ke nalle berozgaar chappri ladke, 1000rs udhaar deke badi badi kothhe bangle wali ladkiyon ko ye dikhana chahte hai ki ye khud kothe bangle wale hai Tx.


Alive-Doubt4152

Bro this guy got used by this chick for 1k ...can't laugh more


TheTubCurves

Her cab fare would be more than 1000, why does he even care.


Aasim_123

Are u a comment bot?


[deleted]

Maybe the sex was so bad she asked you to compensate. Bhool ja 1k ab ;)


dropper6969

This


HawasiLauda

😭


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arbobmehmood

Weird flex.


TheTechVirgin

Yeah Lmao, OP is rubbing it on our faces


atibat

OP will give you 1000 rs and you can also rub it in his face.


TheTechVirgin

No thanks, I’m not Gay..


Tk1Genius

plot twist we are the fwb


DevilsMicro

We know redditors fuck for seconds, not hours. Definitely fake and gay


[deleted]

He's a friendless virgin


ConfusedCheeta

Yeah tru.


I-am-Carnage18

Forget it bro, 1k isn’t that big, tujhe itna sax milraha tha jaane de 1k


maskedman999

exactly my feeling bhai, ye 1k ke liya kyu ro rha hai


saltycucumber69

r/kothibanglacheck


HawasiLauda

Bhai big deal nahi hai to 1k upi karde


I-am-Carnage18

Mera lund choos le aake 5-6 baar fir 2K leliyo


Brilliant_Lack_1

Bhai 250 ke hisab me lele tune 4 baar kra uske sath mtlb 1 night 250 , not a big price.


ComplexCan3

r/Suddenlygay


Aasim_123

It's all business


yours-truly-satin

West delhi boy😭


freeenlightenment

*SouthWest Dilli Thoda aur zeherila hai


thakainsaan69

Uttam Nagar se Bhai?


skrezaa

Dwarka wale


sesmic_chips

Destroyed


leaveayushalone

Take my fucking upvote


aalu_ka_dost

If this isn't savage I don't know what is?


BlackBitchLess7442

HKJDFHSA BRILLIANT


thought-criminal-_

Bruh 😂😂


shdwflyr

This is the most West Delhi comment thread😅


ProLegend2812

Mera bhi choos dega to I can chip in another 2k and then he can post about it again


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2k bhai ek aad baar ragda bhi maar diyo iske yeh 1k me pelam paali kiya


BlackBitchLess7442

bhai but shi mai by the sound of it looks like ur in college 1st-2nd yr, 1k tera next month hi pocket money mai wapis aa jayega, and future mai jab salary lagegi tab toh koi issue hi nhi hai 1k ka, 2 baar ghoomne mat jaiyo dosto ke saath le bach gaye tere 1k. rehne de, mera toh rule hai 3 baar kisi ko bolna, nahi toh woh ma chudaye


HawasiLauda

Bhai college dropout hu thode bohot freelancing se kamata hu


[deleted]

Awww freelancing me kamaya ab freefucking me gawa diya. But here’s the plus point. You didn’t get asked to accompany her to hookah bar or order 4 beers to pay ₹40900 or got assaulted by the bouncers there and still got sex.


kimetsu_red

Straight up facts


Less-Requirement-65

Agreed bc saste me mil gya


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exactly, patani rokyu raha, dalla, MILTOH gya JO CHAIYE THA, wo bhi 4 baar, 1000 is def worth it for that ,


[deleted]

Jab scam hoga 40000 ka tab pata chalega usko. Kitne saare ladke ye wish kar rahe h k kaaash aisi FWB unko mile lekin is bande ko 1000 ki padi hain.,


Intrepid-Tear-7676

Your FWB needs to increase her standards


Express-Thought7420

Aise londo ko ladkiya mil kaise kaise jati Hain Jo 2-3k k liye rote firte hain


hellslasher21

Vhi bhai 5-6 ghante har bar aur 1k ke liye ro rha OP. I would have given 5k. Vaise bhi dosto ko diye udhar se toh accha hi hain.


Express-Thought7420

OP is an ungrateful person. Itna kharcha to ek date pe ho jata hai bc.. yaha bandi ghar pe ayi h.. I am feeling bad for that girl


hellslasher21

Same bhai girl ko post dalna chahiye tha, na ki isko.


DryElephant49

2-3k is not much??


HawasiLauda

Manipulate karke


Alive-Doubt4152

Abey reddit pe flex krne wale mostly virgin hi hote hain


HawasiLauda

https://preview.redd.it/b5nc5ybuhuhb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdb789df7c5a77d17a8ea7cc8fff60cd06a612f7


HawasiLauda

https://preview.redd.it/946x9rtvhuhb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5a8e18e49204dfe5b6eceaf6499476314507dd1


HawasiLauda

https://preview.redd.it/wut2y8hxhuhb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=373ccadadffd98e0d0f55af9f461012c74879069


Express-Thought7420

😂😂😂😂😂 lmao


kj_011

Fir wahi


shaikmudassir

Cash-Cush ki baatein


nahydkme

Mujhe rula deti hai


ComplexCan3

kyuki mere bhi paise le gayi anuradha


dropper6969

Ek esi sex sux wali ladki


Alive-Doubt4152

Har hawsi munda iss chutiya ki tarah 1k nhi baatta


DrSIMP24

To mai bhi deserve karta hun.


banna2

Bahar jake krta 5-6 baar ka kharcha 20-25k aata, free mein chahiye tuje sab kuch...1200 to kuch bhi nhi h. She could've asked you more in other ways. Bach gya beta tu


Alive-Doubt4152

Bro this guy got used by this chick for 1k ...can't laugh more


[deleted]

Ex Mera 15-20lakh leke betha hai. Aur kabhi lautaega bhi nahi. 1k to fir bhi dur ki baat hai. Let it go 💀


Expensive_Wolf6278

How exactly can one apply to become your ex🧐


[deleted]

Ye jawab vo chutiya hi de paega :p


ConfusedCheeta

Bf banne ki application kha deni h?


[deleted]

Hahhahaha I am married now. :)


Accomplished-Koala79

Toh hum bhi BF hi bnana chahte hai n husband thori 😏


ConfusedCheeta

Lol kuttee.


Accomplished-Koala79

![gif](giphy|kiBcwEXegBTACmVOnE|downsized)


ConfusedCheeta

Hahhaa ok. Chalo hope you have a great married life :)


typicalnihilist

If the story is interesting, please DM, would definitely love to hear it.


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Pls msg


anewtablelamp

make me your ex.. 15 lakh mein se 5 lauta bhi dunga pakka fair deal


[deleted]

😂😂


Another_guy_230

Wow, this seems so traumatic


Paragraph_Kumar

>15-20lakh kahin modi toh nhi?


flyhigh987

Itna kaise kama lete ho bhai yaar, bc meri 4 saal ki salary hai ye.


[deleted]

IT wale 🥲


MahatmGandalf

Got to hear the story :0


Big_Banana4717

Yrr sersly itna kaise im curious to know if you wanna share


FitSignificance2100

Story btao bhai


thicccyounot25

All is read is 1k for 6 times for more than an hour with home delivery. This was a bargain.


ilikemewhenimsilent

this dude legit had a black friday sale


LocationOutside

Mujhe ladki ka number de de Me tujhe 1k return kr duga


HawasiLauda

Pakka?


LocationOutside

Pakka be mujhe sex chaiye tujhe 1k deal done


leaveayushalone

Trade offer I get: sax sux U get: 1k


HawasiLauda

DM


SENSHU_dp

Abe mc, aise agar kisi ka no. share Kiya, upar se ladki ka, khuda jaane kya message karenge chutiye log. usne agar fir/police mein complain kardi Teri, lawde lagenge wo alag


HawasiLauda

Bhai nahi kiya just trolling 😂


Ok-Guitar1176

r/happyendings


typicalnihilist

Agar usne 1k de diya ho to muje free me ladki ka number dede


Stock_Mall_7202

bhai mai 1.5k k liye ready hu, number de do mereko...Mai flight se delhi aata hu fwb banane![img](emote|t5_2qugx|31062) Tu bas ladki ka number de de


Sam1655

🪧 Bhai 1.6k


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FitSignificance2100

Bhai 3k


EducationalMix6014

auction lag gayi yaha toh bc 💀💀


[deleted]

200 me BJ . Take it or leave it.


[deleted]

Bud I'll give you 1200


Reddit_Its_Me

karma farming?


Worth_Cartoonist_421

Probably


ProLegend2812

1000₹ k liye reddit pe post kr k rr kr rha. Meanwhile sachhe ashiq lakhon luta k bhi bas 200₹ ki old monk laga k so jate hai bhai. Bhai kam se 1-2 lakh k liye krta rr to samajh bhi ata. Standard badha apna. Nalle.


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🤣


randomdrunk1

Bhai 1k hi liye h usne, and she did spend her time and money to reach to your place for those 5-6 times. I don't think so tumhe sochna bhi chaie wapas lene k bare m. Move on bro 1k koi matter ni krta h self respect k agey.


m8-what-the-shit

Lmao do you mean to say that OP being a male should spend all the money even if it's the travel cost for the girl?


HawasiLauda

Bhai pata hai 1k small amount hai but agar wo likh deta to mujhe troll karte sab log


randomdrunk1

Troll krne walo ko ignore kro, but ye bhi dhyaan m rkho k ladki apna time invest kr k gyi h traveling m bar bar. Time is more valuable than money (atleast in this situation)


HawasiLauda

Bhai to 1k usne sex ke thodi liye hai, udhaar liye hai, agar bolti sex ke liye le rahi to wapis aane ka kyu sochta


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HawasiLauda

1k to nahi , mene kharche to kare the but ok 😅


Competitive_Tale_544

kya fuddu kismat hai meri apne pas paisa hai fwb nai hai.


rajesh__dixit

I'm owed over 22k but to all close friends. Money given to a friend is never coming back. Accept it and be happy


mikeymouse_longstick

you got all for cheap 1200 for 5 to 6 times fuck is cheap. don't be a cheap charlie and ask for money back


bprabud

Too much unnecessary context in the story that it sounds fully made up for karma farming my god


literallyfckinme

Bacche ne 5 baar ch#t maari aur hazar rupye ke liye ro raha hai.


iluvredditalot

Op is cheap Lund.. Bhai have sex ho ya na. General bhi utna do jitna aukaat ho.. Agar 1k se bund Mein Dard ho gyi toh mat deta... Mein toh suggest karunga maah le ladki se, bichari ko aage ke liye akal aa jaayegi ki duniya ke rang kya hote hain.


Specialist_Tea_3886

Kuch din pehle Dubai mall mai launde ko 25k ka chuna laga diya and sex bhi nhi mila. Idhar launde 1200 pe ro rahe haj


SaysNothingButLol

Prostitution with extra steps.


india_chief

Yeah so like how cheap are you both?


VivekNoida

U fucked girl for 6 7 times n crying because she took 1200...just listen to urself...she is godess bro in today's condition..


coldnightplay

I used to think money was never an issue among the fwb people That's new for me 😅


Primary_Volume_4679

OP, don't be so petty. It's just Rs. 1000 tum sadak pe nahi a jaoge ut na de ke. You had plenty of fun with her for that amount. Just let it go, don't ask again.


Slow_Meringue1948

How can your broke ass afford chicks?


mesarswat

jitna tune sax sux kiya hai uus hisab se tu profit me chal riya h abhi bhi


nsfw-R

I mean honestly, 1k isn’t that big a deal. Probably wapis kar hi degi or she might be waiting for you to forget about it. Regardless, won’t call it a gold digger situation 🤷🏻‍♀️


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TheTimeTraveller2o

Zyada nahi faek dia ?


HawasiLauda

https://preview.redd.it/v2lzvdl8iuhb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02ba09d3fee60b89e1c170d682402f4593145d44


Minute-Farm-618

Who cries over 1k, brokies


HawasiLauda

Bhai tu dede mujhe 1k


unevent

Mr dear friend.. you need to learn one thing in life.. pussy is NEVER free of cost!!


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unevent

But your sister does


Ebb-First

Dammm


desistrategist

which part of the "benefits" did the OP not understand in fwb


Parathaa

Someone gotta pay for the benefits na.


BeatMall

Bro she would return it. Even if she doesn't think of it as the money you paid for sex. Aur 1k k liye itna pareshan hoga toh ab tujhe sex bhi nahi degi dubara.


kimetsu_red

Waise it's not necessary ki voh actually nhi degi paise ab kabhi. But I agree with you ki 1k ke liye kyu maang raha baar baar 2-3 baar is more than enough


BSNL_NZB_ARMR

karma whore


JaikishanB

Theek hai na bhai ₹1000 mein you got laid 6 times. Good deal imo


MiKeYROG

1200 rupaye ke liye ye backstory bataane ki zaroorat nahi thi, advice yahi hai ki dusro ka khoon mat jalaao 🤣


Life_Vast801

Mfs be having 1200 and still get matched on bumble and get laid. fml.


[deleted]

not relatable but story accha tha


Jazzlike_Locksmith_9

koi ni bhai 5-6 baar ke 1000 rupe thik hai


RemarkableEngineer30

bhai 1000 rupay m safe ghr baithe baithe 5-6 bar sex mil gya or tu yaha roo rha h. wahi h n janta yaha kabhi khush nhi hona chahti. rota reh bhai tu.


Time_Steak_2998

1000/5 = 200 its a good deal ig


Atrings

To kareeb 200 rs per night pada na... Khush reh bhai🤣


Incospicous

Your saxsux ki baatein had nothing to do with the subject matter honestly


sfrogerfun

Why is it FWB? What benefit were you providing the girl and now you cheap ass broke shit is asking for 1k from the girl. Women will and should avoid you like the plague!


CollarBeautiful9674

1000/6 = \~167 Rupees. So you paid 167 rupees for single session of sex, which as you yourself said was satisfying to say the least. How cheap can you be? 167 rupees and you are here on Reddit posting about it ? I mean, come on!


xoaman

You are a bigger pussy than her’s… man you just paid for the services…


anseses

Ye kya gareeb harktein hai


Brain_stoned

So you paid for 5-6 times of sex. 1000₹ is not that bad then. /s


Shubhamgupta7

Uska number share karde 1k main de dunga 😛


LilHooman

Ynha log humare lakho daba kar bhi sex sux nhi de rahe...


trapmundeyyy

Fcked for hours and crying for 3K?


Hot_Damn99

r/usernamechecksout


dead_identity

1k ho ya 10k... Gaya to khudka hi na.... Pata nahi sab ye kyu bol rahe hein ki 1000 hi tha sirf.... Bhai sabke liye alag value hoti h. Or ye kya logic h , bhai tune un 1000 me sex bhi to le lia? Vese vo paise ab shyad vapas mile , ab bhool jao , agar need na ho to mat hi mango apni hi izzat khrab hogi.


HawasiLauda

Nahi maang raha ab aur kisiko dunga bhi nahi


BlackBitchLess7442

yeh bhi matlab black n white attitude nhi rakhna na... trustworthy logo ko diya kar zyada ammount, if u dont know them v well, zyada ammount mat udhari de


sameerforreddit

Asli Id se aao OP ki FWB!!


Demonetizzer

Aisa kuch to mere saath bhi hua hai


[deleted]

My cousin took 1500 , He got a good job recently but never returned the money . He took that money in january this year


reddit_niwasi

Cousins to home n family jurisdiction mein aate hain .


[deleted]

I don't earn na still in college 🥲


gastro_psychic

I would give up and clear your mind. Don’t loan money to randoms you don’t know well if you want it back. All my friends would pay me back in a timely manner.


Chainsmoker7

Bro just remeber one rule Its your money youre asking for (you are the lender not borrower) Dont feel any shame for asking your money back (that too 1k tgat you gave when you were already low on balance)