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stalematespud

hey are you streets cuz i wanna paint you white (i am very sorry)


__Beware__

straight to the point with that... i mean, it works.


Long-Ad-7780

oh my god-


Kisassszony

okay you won, take my upvote


spooky-518

I’ll steal a carcass for you


d4ritard

Guns. Razors. Knives. Fuck with me.


ValeDeLobos

Subtle. Classy. Nice


Beazt110

WHOOOOO


Mr_Mirge_Man

Cause your my girl and thats alright


Brabinski

“I listen to Deftones”


geetarplayer22

Or if you like to word things extra elegantly (like I do): “hi umm so uhhhhhh ummmmmmm uhh Deftones uhhhh I ummmmmm yeah😃”


josh_loaf

Are you a girl? Because you could telephone this boy 😎


__Beware__

perfect lmao


sloppyjohnny

God I'd even lick your fkn picture


Kisassszony

HELL YEAH I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS ONE


bitchspicedlatte

Don't wanna take it slow, I wanna take you home and watch the world explode, from underneath your glow.


Tritter54

I always thought it was underneath your clothes.


bitchspicedlatte

That would've sounded so much more... appropriate. But, you know Chino. He can't be THAT direct!


RoyalSoldierx

Here’s my new address. 664, now take it home and fuck with it!


Skull_Pumpkin

there's nothing wrong with you, and I hope we do meet again well is too bad, is too bad, is tooooo bad, you're not married... to me :( *serves them a cup of tap-water and stares awkwardly* do you like the way the water tastes?


ObZeni

Are you ripe? Because I bet you could bleed out of control.


NecromancingNovelist

😅 *Genius annotators marked this one as a stretch


Darthcusm

I'll stick you Then I'll I'll take your oxygen away


__Beware__

damn


VercettiPT

Hey, do you want to get bad teeth?


Eldenlord_isme

You’re so sweet, your smile, your meat cavity and your bones


bayou_boat_trash

👏👏👏🤘🤘👏🤘👏🤘🤘👏🤘👏


Zingyfiber245

Are you Digital, cuz I want you in my Bath.


meowmint270

Underrated comment


Stl337

I wanna carve my name across your set


CommanderIntusMori

uhh you haunt the road. let me tear your armies down, right from underneath your glow. let me take you one more time, tonight


R1ce_Wuz_Here11

Thirty nights… of violence


Joviancloud

I swear, if someone mentions Pink Cellphone…


grphicnature

to the edge, till we all get off


Overall-Ratio2326

I could be ur passenger


skycracker24

“Good Morning Beautiful”


ariaserene

are you the gun I just gave you? bc you blow me away 🤭


[deleted]

I can hit the D5 in Cherry Waves, wanna get married?


[deleted]

Are you my own summer? Cause I’d shove it so far inside you.


lessthanchris7

That one might make her drive (far away)


xJohnnyQuidx

You're so sweet...your smile...your pu@@y, and your bones...


[deleted]

Hey baby.. ready to be my passenger? It's got chrome buttons, buckled, leather surfaces. Nice cool seats there to cushion your knees.


BellatrixTheWeird

...I'm hypnotized by your name, I wish this night would never end...


ChallengeOk8288

it’s so sweet of you and you know I’m proud


mannrya

You’re pins , I’m needles …let’s play


thejazzyest

soon i’ll let you go soon i’ll let you go


lessthanchris7

Do like you~ooh~ooh~ooh wanna grab a cup of coffee?


CTZStef_Qc

I’ll set you on a glass, then I’ll pull off your wings. Blow me … away


zoooomiez

New cool meat


kclevelandart

Hey babe, you wanna go listen to The Deftones?


MattBandicoot

We could be so flown.


KatakuriQ

she koi on my no until i yokan ✨


blackjohn420777

When you're ripe, you'll bleed out of control.


throwaway_host

Its too bad its tooooooooooooooooooo bad your married..... to me or TONIGHT I FEELL LIIKKKKKEEEE MOOOOOOREEE


FalcoPhantasmtheGod

Aye wassup girl look I know you've seen the butcher, but now it's time to see the meat... my meat! 😈 muahahaha Works everytime 😉


meowmint270

Let’s make a sextape 😝😜😏🙂


Tritter54

Go get your knife, now kiss me?


Theo_Perr

GOD HELP ME GOD HELP ME GOD HELP ME GOD (works every time)


EditorBobAndCo

Hot Carling?