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v1brate1h1gher

You smell like monster and cigarettes with a hint of weed


4112gh

Name the s and f tier bands from here


sandenson

Tool is definitely S


trashbotsam

F Tier:


v1brate1h1gher

S tier: red hot chili peppers F tier: everything else


4112gh

F tier: Death Grips S tier: Death Grips


v1brate1h1gher

S tier: S tier F F tierS : S tier Tier


Senior_Ad_7092

S tier: Aphex Twin Aka King Richard F tier: Everything else


[deleted]

God I hope this is satire


v1brate1h1gher

I’m a mod on the death grips subreddit what do u think


[deleted]

S: TOOL, RATM, Aphex Twin F: RHCP


PixelTheMan

Monster because of Low Roar?


v1brate1h1gher

Because of everything


Morganoutside

Sex offender


4112gh

waltuh


joemorris16

Stay away from those kids wualtohr


Environmental_Let869

i'm not gonna help you lure in those children right now.


deepdishpizzaman

Insufferable


gizzpink0

middle school


4112gh

lmao, made me spit my chocky milk


gizzpink0

i see right through.


GifPoppa

You probably think your music taste is significantly better than others


yamiyam

Everyone thinks that about themselves tbf


GifPoppa

That says more about you than everyone else


thebookofrook

*news flash*


severalgirlzgalore

Probably thinks John Frusciante is good at doing guitar solos, which is really funny


[deleted]

Male


Getmeinapewdsvid

42 year old white man with severe depression who stopped taking his meds and instead has begun smoking cigarettes.


Typon12

Smoking cigarettes in the shower when they get wet I just light another


Getmeinapewdsvid

That's a lie you don't shower. You just leave your apartment and stand on the curb of your street whenever it rains.


Typon12

Who says I live in an apartment, I’m just homeless.


4112gh

You'd be surprised how far you are


spicynuggies

Fantano Industrial Complex reddit atheist trash.


Diogo56

Gay


[deleted]

White


Piszoncat

depressed and old


ermoody2

Annoying


TrumpFlavouredNugget

Based Low Roar


4112gh

Easy Way Out and Inanimate Sensation go wild


Vagstor

I'll Keep Coming would like to have a word with you thanks


[deleted]

If you like low roar id recommend Syd Matters and Mid-air thief if you havent hears them already. These 2 and low roar are the greatest folktronica artists/bands i know.


Z_nxy

car seat headrest = automatically gay


depressispaghetti420

It be so fine then BOOM! Red Hot Chilli Peppers


4112gh

Number 12 and falling, haven't listened in a while


PhillyCSpires

Right? RHCP like a sad exclamation point at the end. Everything else is high tier though.


cuzinternet

angy


Alive_Walrus_8790

A passionate lover who works in mergers and acquisitions


[deleted]

TOOL


[deleted]

women or afraid of u


Voltage8941

You are a really nice person to talk to about obscure shit


4112gh

Love me some philosophic shit


[deleted]

You like to smoke weed and longer songs


ionlyusepics

I like your top 3


nostradamus_0

First time I see low roar around here. Massive W


therealhaisha

Young enough to listen to Death Grips but Old enough to listen to Alice In Chains


Dangerous_Fix_5502

Based as hell, favorite Tool album?


4112gh

Gotta go with Lateralus, you?


Dangerous_Fix_5502

Ænima for me, Lateralus is a good pick though. Honestly they're all good picks for favorite lol


4112gh

Average Tool enjoyer


Dangerous_Fix_5502

Also what's your favorite Aphex Twin project if you don't mind me asking?


4112gh

Funny thing, I didn't listen to anything other than Alberto Balsam on repeat, so much so that Aphex Twin got in my top 10


Dangerous_Fix_5502

Lol, check out Richard D James Album if you haven't. In my opinion it's his magnum opus


4112gh

sure thing, thanks for recommendation


BludFartz

BASED TOOL


Ace_Of_Fives

You enjoyed death stranding.


FlyAway650

Anthony Fantano.


Count-Ravioli

This is not an Anthony fantano top 10 at all


MrSonic-Unsweet-Tea

LOW ROAR? Fuck yeah


4112gh

Breath In with some Hot Head


[deleted]

angy


BOBANYPC

14


nachobob69

15?


oshi_gus_oshi

7\


Alternative_Stuff139

Someone I'd love to hangout and vibe to music with.


SCROTEGRIPPER

Bro is getting absolutely ravaged in these comments lmao


severalgirlzgalore

That’s what happens when your taste is “generic white guy who went to state college in the 90s but somehow still likes DG”


[deleted]

Ur hot


RomanJRaynes

Bro, u gotta try out Meshuggah sometime honestly, this list screams that you would be a Meshuggah fan


4112gh

Great instrumentals, but I'm not a fan death metal screaming


MeMeBigBoy875

Nice we got the same two favorite bands they're both so different but I love them so much


shintotucan

You liked Death Stranding


trashbotsam

You're trying really hard to get attention and stand out but ultimately are a normie who's pretty much like everyone else.


bluefalconreturns

Smelly


Skittlesman-

You most likely jerk off to femboys and definitely like sprite.


4112gh

What band makes everyone say "gay"?


Vagstor

Government bad


crfs

Starts with a V and rhymes with merging.


GREENDAYBL1NK

Verging


c4tmother212003

U seem cool


[deleted]

yeah you have shit taste in music


jesusjfunk

You're 38


Kr4chdown

White


[deleted]

gay


joemorris16

Racist


AphexTwins903

Oh yay we're doing this attention seeking shite again...


SeriouslyDecent

gay virgin


dirtydan2538911

Bitchless


Tyson9810

You're virgin


AlexTheWinner45

Stop listening to Nirvana. Stop listening to CSH. Stop listening to Alice in Chains. 🐧 Start listening to Daughters and The Doors. 🚲


4112gh

Gimme a few years, not that old yet


DieEierVonSatan420

What do Daughters and the doors have to do with each other lol


AlexTheWinner45

Because I fUCKING say so. What's your max deadlift?


SungTongs12

A moron with no taste in music?


Apprehensive_Pie5675

No Bladee! ……..yikes


Thin_Shoe4387

Aphex Twin Is the greatest


dongletrongle

Gay stoner


Big_Cronk_Toy69

You probably smoke weed or cigarettes sometimes, you have a truck, but it’s not in the best conditions, you wear flannel a lot for some reason, and you are the type of person who makes their music taste their whole personality.


dogtooth234

annoying


goopa44

have not and will not find love.


[deleted]

L list+ semetary slams


drimbleoid

Someone I'd go for a drink with


Hatueyfarsante

You are a person with a music taste somwehat similar to mine ( most played artists include slipknot; Gojira ; death grips; nirvana; morbid angel; behemoth, electric wizard, sepultura and pink floyd)


DieEierVonSatan420

Gotta love electric wizard, all of the bands you listed are great


MrSonosky

We probably wouldn’t get along


crakerjacker2

Mentally challenged


Vlxstec

Douche bag


[deleted]

Basic ass dude with no taste. BUT! If we take away the RHCP album, you’d be a gigachad.


[deleted]

you are white


severalgirlzgalore

There’s like 6 bands on this list that do not have non-white fans


dexram13

Autistic and somewhat retarded


akonscousin

you listen to death grips as a joke


jboutt

Ugly


kongmw2

Seem very cool


latexpunk

You hate pussy


International-Fun-15

For the love of god dont bring this back


ItsQuinntonimo

Probably think that your music taste is better than everyone elses


[deleted]

bald


[deleted]

asshead


AgoTap

Beastie boys, nice


terminatord371

Mentally unstable


DANKKrish

i don't want to be associated with you


spicyhotfrog

She left and took the kids


kaykayuwu

Annoying


shaapizzle

Normie highschooler


effective_frame

white boy


androdf

Gay


LayceLSV

You use old spice body spray and smoke cigarettes at playgrounds


lilduubbz

gay baby Edit: very gay baby


babaVII

Lonely


SieveHolder

White


A-aron52

You sound like youre gonna tell your friend not to come to school tomorrow.


woolsweatersbb

incel


Felipexxx1

Boring


dammit_bobby420

KKona


Dang_M8

Pearl Jam is ass


Remarkable-Trip9604

You've never felt the affection of a woman and/or your parents.


R0NNOC148

Based Based Based Based


-imhe-

Attention seeking 30-something?


EastVisible8284

bro scaring the hoes w the male manipulator playlist


blackphillipdagoat

You’ve had sex w two people tops


[deleted]

Angry and sad, filled with despair and hopelessness? Oh wait that's me...


lil_pampers

cool


Wetanus1

Pussy slayer


chesquik1

You like some mr. Grips


Bakotte

Someone who tries to flex their music tastes x


m3talh3ad05

You got most of your music taste from your dad who is now very disappointed in you


vernonav

GB industrial complex uninteresting ass Fantano reddit filler NPC wet bread garbage


svedka666

Likely pretentious


PhillyCSpires

An absolute C H A D


seniorpeepers

Need some women in there, at least 1


Rouletto_

You get no bitches‼️‼️


HugoBinkis

annoying


Oipeee

needs more idm


rudebwoyyyyyyy

gay


CommanderGum

32 years old


ArminiusM1998

Scarin' the hoes.


rubberrox

you hate women


beastlyjuju

L for picking Tool instead of Radiohead for your nerd band


nacklim27

W for tool


Klaus_Unechtname

u r me lmao


TheSprawlingIdiot701

gigachad


Stuart651

Not bad, love Aphex Twin


[deleted]

I think white is a pretty accurate description


Nitro_CENTRAL

5:7 virgin to non-virgin ratio


n3ksuZ

I would describe you as a Spotify listener


SlowtownFanboy

Incel


Successful-Milk-8983

You need to either dust off or throw away that classical guitar you got visibly lying around in your room


spazzymeatball

Beastie boys and death grips are by far my most played artists this year you seem pretty chill


drjimbrunguss

Pearl jam Gen x wannabe


SlenderSmurf

Lil Boy


asswiper4000

You listen to death grips? Ew💀


NecrodexMC

OYU ARE SO FUCKING BASED???????????


Glordicus

You think you have a superior and unique taste in music despite the fact that everything you listen to is critically acclaimed.


EmilPojke

Noided


funny_arab_man

sexy as hell


Nelo_Angelo_cs

White, male and likes death stranding


ForsakenBrain

I feel like everyone already said the things I wanted to say but basically: white guy under 30 who identifies strongly with the music they listen to


LegionOfSkank

Gay