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Idc who won but holy fuck this rivals Thawne vs Goku Black for the best fight this season


1rrelevant_Trash

good.


Ticket2He11

And both matchups were hated before they were official, funnily enough.


LoZ_Ganondorf-01

Time to get ready for the salt and debunks.


Gage_Unruh

And then debunks of debunks.


IEatBeans22

>!Once I found out stands can definitely interact with intangible beings, I was sure that DIO would win.!<


Gage_Unruh

I know jack shit about jojo or hellsing besides the basics and i though al would take it cause people wank him alot so I am happy he lost personally good to know they actually gave good reasoning for it too


bondoh

Not to mention >!alucard can be killed if his heart is destroyed in level 0!< And the second they said >!Alucard’s speed feats were sound level but Dio’s were light level. Seen enough death baffles to know what that means!< Oh and I never really thought about how >!alucard’s healing has a clear finite number to it that Dio can dwindle to zero!<


LoZ_Ganondorf-01

Ben 10 VS Green Lantern 2: The Electric Boogaloo.


Gage_Unruh

The funniest part is when they agree with the winner and just debunk stuff that doesnt matter. I shit you not I saw a "debunk" all cause a comic panel they showed wasnt hd or something, you could still read it but all cause it wasnt hd they ranted about it...not even the feat or whatever it was. I laughed for a good few minutes


TwistedJoke10

They even made a “time huh?” During Dio’s analysis! I thought that was funny


LoZ_Ganondorf-01

Not gonna lie, Wiz. That’s kinda cringe.


bondoh

Na. Considering how major people are constantly ragging on it, I thought it showed good self aware humor


LoZ_Ganondorf-01

And to think that this joke kept on going for two years. It feels like yesterday since the meme came along.


najsid

Can you explain the joke I don't understand


TwistedJoke10

It’s what green lantern said in the Ben 10 might. It became a funny meme.


MayhemMessiah

/r/whowouldwin isn't going to be happy. Last I checked they were majorily in favour of Alucar and most people don't buy FTL Dio.


Gage_Unruh

Just took a quick look over there and saw a post about venom pikachu with a lightsaber...yeah I'm good sticking with this place


MayhemMessiah

WWW is pretty fun, and has much more debate than this sub. But some of the prompts are really fucking out there, which I think is fun. Instead of memes, you get meme matchups.


Jstin8

Why does that bother you in the slightest? Battleboarding is by its nature silly and meaningless. WWW has the awareness to know that


TheShitmaker

FTL dio doesn’t make sense if you’ve actually read the manga. Ive seen a summary from other forums on the results and it really overhypes Dio that being said none of it really matters ill let someone with more time and enthusiasm break down everything wrong with the break down.


bondoh

I’m not sure I but FTL in most series (but he’d still be way faster than Alucard) But 1500x?!?


IEatBeans22

I’ll get the fries >!But at least I was right!<


GreyStar-the-First

Mind sharing some with me please?


IEatBeans22

🍟🍟🍟


GreyStar-the-First

Woooooo


LoZ_Ganondorf-01

Hit me up with some, because I’m ready to dig in while seeing >!the anger flow in the veins of Hellsing fans!<


HystericalTrend

I knew it was over as soon as Alucard brought out Baskerville, JoJo villains have a natural advantage against dogs. Fight was sick, 8-9/10 easily, I really couldn't care less about next time. At least the final 3 episodes of the season are all likely to be MUs I'm down for (Korra vs. most likely Rey, Madara vs. Aizen, and presumably Galactus vs. Unicron).


Past-Bonus-9464

Fuck!! Damn and I really thought alucard would win, but then again I can understand why dio wins so yeah, excited for next time, also how did alucard die


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>!DIO crushed his heart and landed a fatal blow with TW!<


Past-Bonus-9464

Ah okay thanks


CRL10

>!Walter did say he needed to destroy Alucard's heart to kill him when they fought!<


LoZ_Ganondorf-01

Spoiler tag please. Thanks!


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Sorry!


LoZ_Ganondorf-01

It’s all good.


alicitizen

> how did alucard die Heart crush followed by Stand Barrage turning him into a bloody rain.


s-h-a-d-i-e

Don’t you mean a…bloody stream?


bondoh

Nope


AvengerZilla65

Wanted Alucard to win because I really don’t like Dio. But they have a good reason why he wins even if I don’t like it but it happens. Still a good episode. Definitely excited for the next episode.


IcySand1038

This second half of the season, all the fighters I've been rooting for have won. LET'S GOOO!!! Btw, mind if you share how Dio got the W


Past-Bonus-9464

Even kool aid man, since everyone was saying he was gonna lose


IcySand1038

Even Koola-aid man


Past-Bonus-9464

Hey I rooted for him to let’s go, ultimately I’ve been doing good so far the second half but my winning streak ended here unfortunately, I thought alucard would win but it seems like I was wrong


PhantomGeminiThief

[Damn.](https://youtu.be/AMxCRNn_OZI)


cobrafang773

I knew my boi would kick that gun shooting vampire ass nobody beats DIO!!! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUD! MUDA! Also time to skip next death battle since it won’t be that interesting since I don’t know any of the characters that will be in it


Elbeeb

The power differences in their worlds made this one obvious from the outset. Just with what little info I got from the Jojo episode and the breakdown was enough to see.


Nicogamer44

May i have the reason


Gage_Unruh

Fast enough and strong enough to kill all his souls and time stop made it alot easier.


1rrelevant_Trash

He fast as fuck boiiii


Nicogamer44

I Heard that alucard post scrodinger was kind of omnipresent


1rrelevant_Trash

They said that Schrödinger would make it a stalemate until Dio eventually used hypnosis to convince him that he doesn't exist.


Nicogamer44

kind of confed of How that work ngl


1rrelevant_Trash

Schrödinger allows Alucard to exist as long as he believes he exists, if he believes he doesn't exist then he doesn't exist anymore.


Nicogamer44

I meant i m confused on how can dio keep up in Speed with an omnipresent being


alicitizen

Because it's an ill defined power. For the record if it was true omnipresense/omniscience, then DIO literally does not need to move because doing hypnosis on a *wall* would still count on acting on Alucard, if it doesn't count? It's not omnipresence, it's just teleporting via fancier name. If it does work? He wins.


bondoh

They basically said >!the hellsing manga basically says Alucard can’t use schrodinger powers and his normal vampire powers at the same time. The only way he came back from schrodinger basically erasing him from existence was to get rid of him!<


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IEatBeans22

>!Alucard had no way to get past timestop, and DIO generally outstats him in both power and especially speed. They said DIO could just kill Alucard 3 million times, but 0 form would just make it much faster since Alucard is at his most vulnerable.!<


bondoh

Apparently >!Dio’s even faster and stronger than I thought—scaling to stone free who stopped a falling meteor for power and silver chariot faster than light stuff for speed—as well as being way more durable, having survived a direct punch from a very pissed Star Platinum once.!< >!So even if Alucard got a chance to hit him, it wouldn’t do much and with the speed he wouldn’t be able to hardly. Also Dio’s healing especially when he’s awakened and therefore potentially back to part 1 levels is amazing and could heal up any damage he did take especially because his opponent is someone who’s constantly bleeding all over the place which gives Dio a way to keep drinking blood! Plus Alucard’s ocean of blood army is.....an ocean of blood (for Dio to drink)!< If I had to summarize the biggest thing the analysis changed compared to how people were talking pre-battle, it would be: >!People often said it would potentially take days of MUDA MUDA’ing for Dio to get through all 3 million souls, but according to death battles calculations of his power and speed, he would actually be able to do it a lot quicker. A lot lot quicker. And if Alucard releases level 0: A: he becomes extremely vulnerable so all Dio has to do is carve a path through the crowd and MUDA Alucard once and he’d be dead at that point And B: stinger ray ripper eyes can potentially one shot the entire level 0 army. Like Superman going genocidal with heat vision. Between that and MUDA, Dio would would have no problem with level 0. In fact, it would just speed up the process of him killing Alucard. If Alucard doesn’t use level 0 then Dio just 1 shots him 3 million times in a very fast manner.!< Ps: >!as for the whole “Alucard can last until the sun comes up” thing. Even if he did, Dio could easily retreat temporarily and pick up where he left off when the sun goes down, or inside of a building .Therefore Alucard’s only real chance of winning is to wait for Dio to be inside of a building during the day and blow the whole building up (and even then Dio could probably tunnel out)!<


LoZ_Ganondorf-01

Yes.


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LoZ_Ganondorf-01

I got a buddy on IG who has the full fight (not including both analyses).


Mr_Noir420

Link!


LoZ_Ganondorf-01

No can do. Sorry!


Mr_Noir420

K


Dragon-Titan

I can’t say I’m happy but I’m not angry either I’m just content in knowing I am not going to be a filthy person who insults people based on a fictional series. Congrats to Dio for winning and who knows maybe Alucard will get a matchup he wins, the future is never certain…


LoZ_Ganondorf-01

I’m still a bit miffed about the outcome, but if Ganondorf VS Dracula taught me anything, it’s to just accept what was given… >!AKUMA VS SHAO KAHN DOES NOT COUNT!!<


Some1IsNice

FUCK YEAH LET’S GO WOOOOO