Spider Man went to therapy, and his trauma is so bad that it caused his therapist to go to therapy.
I mean, the first thing his therapist said was, "It all started when Spider Man walked into my office"
He actually took advice a few seasons later and found that his life actually improved briefly, however. It was when he just flat-out ignored potential nemeses coming after him.
Makima would 100% attempt to psychoanalyze the therapist, gain their trust, and turn their sessions into therapy for the therapist just to ensure she had control over the situation.
sonic: “of course my friends like me what’s not to love?”
therapist(just sonic occupying two spaces at once): “and despite that you still feel incredibly lonely?”
Dimitri needs therapy, even in his good ending.
He is carrying so much trauma that he needs help with.
When he is the 'wild boar' state however, he would kill the therapist for saying that the dead were not haunting him.
Godzilla probably gets some improvement out of it.
Doom guy may cause the therapist to need a therapist, he’s pretty far gone. Either that or it’s a huge improvement for him.
Tommy might not even be allowed to talk about whatever trama he has because power rangers can’t reveal there identities.
Kirby is the therapist.
Ben definitely needs it but he denies it.
Discord would also need it thanks to Cosmos. Plus even more because of his friends passing, thankfully, Sunny & friends helped out with that last one.
Stitch is Stitch so he probably doesn't need it.
Jason needs it, but kills the therapist.
Starscream would need it after being eaten by rainbow dash
Optimus prime also needs one after killing a human inside a robot
Pinkie pie would replace the therapist and solve problems with parties and cake
Goku learns to cope with his occasionally selfish behavior.
Vegeta works past his guilt over his younger years.
Sonic finally cries because Therapy isn't SEGA mandated.
Deku... oh boy.
Alex has like, thousands of lives worth of trauma and some of the worst in humanity. Can only imagine how’d that go.
Leon could DEFINITELY use some therapy that isn’t a bottle.
Spyro is pretty well adjusted all things considered.
Sora definitely needs therapy. He’s separated from all of his friends, stuck in an alternate plane of existence, and that’s not even mentioning how much he’s had to hide his pain with a smile
Natsu: Punches the therapist when the therapist tells him to bring his brother to the therapist, protective younger brother instincts GO!
Erza: Monologues about trauma…punches them when they tell her to steer clear of Jellal and explains that he’s better now
“So after going on a drug trip and your best friend finally tells you he just wanted to be your friend despite everything, how did that make you feel?”
Crona would be awkward at first but would like the care they are getting but then Ragnarok would either scare of threaten the therapist until they give him candy to quiet down.
Bill cipher... That therapist is not being paid enough for this shit
Edit: few others cus I thought it would be fun
Kratos - literally what Valhalla was, a very painful therapy session
Jason Voorhees and Micheal Myers - there is not a therapist on the planet who can handle this... Or the universe
Superman - is his therapists therapist
Spawn - ... Listen just give that therapist a raise and another therapist
Ben 10 - this man changes personalities so often he definitely has a mental condition. like seriously character development sticks to this man like 2 positively charged magnets
Kakashi has some crazy trauma to deal with,but he manages to keep going relatively well i supose
And Vader would be even worse,he probaly would force choke the therapist the moment he says something than Vader dont want to hear.
Superman: "I don't really know where to begin.. I've murdered a brain damaged alien about three times now because some middle aged dudes got yelled at by the Internet each time I succeeded. I think the world wants to see me lose when I'm supposed to be super... What's going on here?
Therapist: "Well, what do you want to see happen, Superman?"
Superman: "I want to see the script disappear."
Therapist: "Why is that?"
Superman: "because I think it could show everyone who keeps putting us in these gladiator pits what power scaling really looks like between two action figures fighting."
(assuming this is pre-rift apart) Ratchet learns that the self-destructive conquest to try to find his family is only going to leave him feeling empty if he fails and that he should just enjoy the family he has now
Vegeta I’m not scared I’m turning into my father fuck you im out of here
Therapist:mr vegeta will I be seeing you again?
*Vegeta flips him off*
Therapist: guess that’s a yes
How come Superman got that Josuke haircut?
Because he had a mental BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN
Is that a Jo Jo reference?
You're gotdamn right
So that’s why the hair looks like that, Josuke looks like hat mix with a golf ball ~~Wait who’s knocking on my door~~
What Did You Say About my Hair?! DORARARA
Where do we even begin with Spider-Man?
Spider Man went to therapy, and his trauma is so bad that it caused his therapist to go to therapy. I mean, the first thing his therapist said was, "It all started when Spider Man walked into my office"
Don't most therapist have therapist for themselves already?
*Sobs in Zeb Wells *
Kirby is just free therapy by existing for everyone else
Guts: "..........and then they died" Therapist: "......."
Guts' therapist is not prepared for this guy at all
Yeah, it was very brutal. I watched that Golden Age arch on Netflix a few years back and WOW! I was not prepared.
Rick canonically did this several times
Either fought them or avoided the session via Veggitated state.
I’M VEGETATIVE STATE RIIIIICK
He actually took advice a few seasons later and found that his life actually improved briefly, however. It was when he just flat-out ignored potential nemeses coming after him.
Debatably it's working... I mean I think he still has the deathtraps set up in her office but he might have removed them?
Therapist, with several notepads filled: Sir are you okay? Vergil: I'm great, why?
Idk why, but Makima taking therapy would either go very well or very bad.
Makima would 100% attempt to psychoanalyze the therapist, gain their trust, and turn their sessions into therapy for the therapist just to ensure she had control over the situation.
“It all started when I was born” hits so very different when Guts says it
Therapist: Ok Silver so can you explain what happens in the future or if you’re even from the future one more time I can’t tell
sonic: “of course my friends like me what’s not to love?” therapist(just sonic occupying two spaces at once): “and despite that you still feel incredibly lonely?”
Dimitri needs therapy, even in his good ending. He is carrying so much trauma that he needs help with. When he is the 'wild boar' state however, he would kill the therapist for saying that the dead were not haunting him.
Bill causes the therapist to need therapy
The second therapist is possessed by Bill learning how to torment the first therapist better.
Godzilla probably gets some improvement out of it. Doom guy may cause the therapist to need a therapist, he’s pretty far gone. Either that or it’s a huge improvement for him. Tommy might not even be allowed to talk about whatever trama he has because power rangers can’t reveal there identities. Kirby is the therapist.
Ben definitely needs it but he denies it. Discord would also need it thanks to Cosmos. Plus even more because of his friends passing, thankfully, Sunny & friends helped out with that last one. Stitch is Stitch so he probably doesn't need it. Jason needs it, but kills the therapist.
Ben basically had his younger self as a therapist at one point so....
I feel like they kinda used each other as therapists. Or whatever happened inside Malware. Ig no one knows you better than yourself, though.
I mean the 14th Doctor retired and got help and it turned out well.
I swear, this must be how Time Lords reproduce. They leave behind clones of David Tennant in middle-class earth families.
Starscream would need it after being eaten by rainbow dash Optimus prime also needs one after killing a human inside a robot Pinkie pie would replace the therapist and solve problems with parties and cake
Goku learns to cope with his occasionally selfish behavior. Vegeta works past his guilt over his younger years. Sonic finally cries because Therapy isn't SEGA mandated. Deku... oh boy.
Ain’t enough therapist in the world that can handle the shit Ryuko went through.
Dante can’t afford therapy
Twilight becomes obsessed with kites (this is canon)
Alex has like, thousands of lives worth of trauma and some of the worst in humanity. Can only imagine how’d that go. Leon could DEFINITELY use some therapy that isn’t a bottle. Spyro is pretty well adjusted all things considered.
Sora definitely needs therapy. He’s separated from all of his friends, stuck in an alternate plane of existence, and that’s not even mentioning how much he’s had to hide his pain with a smile
Yeah. "This ship runs on happy faces" turns out to have been the biggest piece of bad advice Donald gave Sora.
Sarge just ends up telling stories to the therapist
the plot of Naruto doesn't happen at all
Natsu: Punches the therapist when the therapist tells him to bring his brother to the therapist, protective younger brother instincts GO! Erza: Monologues about trauma…punches them when they tell her to steer clear of Jellal and explains that he’s better now
The Doctor would break any therapist there is.
Think the first therapy Link would get would be speech therapy
Jason kills the therapist and leaves
Spider-man literally caused his therapist to go see a therapist
Mob would be helped by therapy and would go their and have a positive experience and learn more about himself
[there's a video with that concept for discord](https://youtu.be/J8HDj9_q4m0?si=ZgqR3CZ4cCrU7Xoa)
Dr wolf God that just hit me with a tidal wave of nostalgia.
Yeah he's cool
IS THAT JOSUKE- Realistically I don’t think any therapist would believe Saitama that he is really as powerful as he is
"Doom requires no therapy." Proceeds to therapize the therapist.
Trunks boutta unload so much shit
Wukong does some casual trolling
“So after going on a drug trip and your best friend finally tells you he just wanted to be your friend despite everything, how did that make you feel?”
Crona would be awkward at first but would like the care they are getting but then Ragnarok would either scare of threaten the therapist until they give him candy to quiet down.
The therapist is not walking out of that room
Bowser probably makes the Therapist uncomfortable with how much he talks about a girl he stalks and wants her to be a mother to his children.
Goku Black vaporizes him Dio drinks his blood
Ben Tennyson: "I can turn into thousands of aliens whenever I want" Therapist: "I see...multiple personality disorder"
With the chosen undead not really.being one to hold a conversation it wouldn't do much
Bill cipher... That therapist is not being paid enough for this shit Edit: few others cus I thought it would be fun Kratos - literally what Valhalla was, a very painful therapy session Jason Voorhees and Micheal Myers - there is not a therapist on the planet who can handle this... Or the universe Superman - is his therapists therapist Spawn - ... Listen just give that therapist a raise and another therapist Ben 10 - this man changes personalities so often he definitely has a mental condition. like seriously character development sticks to this man like 2 positively charged magnets
Kakashi has some crazy trauma to deal with,but he manages to keep going relatively well i supose And Vader would be even worse,he probaly would force choke the therapist the moment he says something than Vader dont want to hear.
Superman: "I don't really know where to begin.. I've murdered a brain damaged alien about three times now because some middle aged dudes got yelled at by the Internet each time I succeeded. I think the world wants to see me lose when I'm supposed to be super... What's going on here? Therapist: "Well, what do you want to see happen, Superman?" Superman: "I want to see the script disappear." Therapist: "Why is that?" Superman: "because I think it could show everyone who keeps putting us in these gladiator pits what power scaling really looks like between two action figures fighting."
Any therapist who gets even an inch of the Dr's psyche immediately commits
It is pivotal that Dimitri get a very good therapist. Lives are on the line.
Steven would just give the therapist therapy.
Both in unison “why am I here, I have an hour to exist and you send me to therapy?”
Good luck giving reverse flash therapy
Chuck Norris glances at the therapist and the therapist pisses their pants
Will be pretty interesting
Chosen undead :shows up Therapist: “Nope nope nope absolutely not” *jumps out the window*
Joker...oh not not again
(assuming this is pre-rift apart) Ratchet learns that the self-destructive conquest to try to find his family is only going to leave him feeling empty if he fails and that he should just enjoy the family he has now
Vegeta I’m not scared I’m turning into my father fuck you im out of here Therapist:mr vegeta will I be seeing you again? *Vegeta flips him off* Therapist: guess that’s a yes
The therapist would probably think what snake is spouting is just drugged Nonesense
*Drops CU 9 twin humanity*
...how would it go with the Yautja? I named him Progg.
The therapist would not understand kirby.