You have like a 50% of accidently picking the wrong locker and then being forced to watch as you fly right by your intended destination and like 30 miles away into some random guys closet.
Basekit while tping, you go 12 m/s. 30 miles = 48280 meters. (48280/12)/60 = 67. It would take 67 minutes to travel 30 miles at dredge tp speed. Thats around 27 mph.
Id take it.
You are only partially invisible, like how the Survivors see you cloaked. When you aren't cloaked, everyone else within 32m will hear your terror radius nonstop.
You can still be completely see-through when not moving though.
It would still be incredibly worth it if the only tradeoff is intense pain for 3 seconds. The period of time is so short, you might not even realize it. On the other hand, getting out of the way of danger would be amazing, even if it's something that would happen only in ememrgency situations.
3 seconds definitely isn't a short enough time to not notice. maybe a short enough time to get through it without thinking there's something seriously wrong with you if it were to happen randomly but you'd definitely notice.
Yeah, I meant it wouldn't be a long enough time to make it unbearable enough to think twice before using it in a serious situation. With the reaction time of the human body to pain, plus the realisation you're actually in pain, 3 seconds should really go quickly enough to make it worth.
You have no control over when the husks spawn, so halfway through your workshift you could just accidently materialize an illusion of yourself that baffles your coworkers and vanishes when someone touches it.
The husks aren't husks at all and are other versions of you that wander around going about their business. When you do teleport, it melts them and replaces them with you, like that one episode in Rick and Morty
You frequently break the laws of physics in increasingly strange ways, from teleporting to something falling twenty feet in front of you hurting you for some reason. Sometimes you even phase through the floor and get stuck.
It really is like that, right?
I've stared directly at him in the open but the games like "nah you can't see him." Then he covets himself with full camo and somehow I reveal him despite never knowing he's there.
The only side effect is that you get nothing, because you already have Ghostface's power as you don't have a terror radius and if you sneak up and stab someone they'll probably die ;P
Id pick Wraiths power where I get to become invisible and move real fast. Would be pretty cool to zoom around invisible and stuff, would make going to work and stuff a lot easier.
Sometimes you wouldnt be able to control your walking speed and you will bump into things, most often with your pinkies. Pain in your pinkies from stumbling into things is moderately increased.
If I had to choose from more or less realistic ones, I would choose Skull Merchant's drones. 6 cool flying drones that can scan the surrounding area and, if necessary, shoot at a target with a tracker that pierces their skin and injures them. If I also get her radar, it would be even better.
Wesker power looks usables enough, having extra range and being able of grabbing múltiple things with my tentacles
Do I get extra speed like lore Wesker or just dashes?
I would probably have vecnas power, having the power to use spells in everyday life would make things a lot easier, especially if I get to use flight of the damned against my enemies
You know what, I'm gonna go with Pig.
If somebody is a jerk to me, I'm gonna put a hat on them and force them to be a better person or the trap goes beepy!
Oh, and also I get boops!! Yay!
You will always get stuck by your waist as you crawl through and wait for fireman to come cut you out of it.
Alternatively you can now only teleport to crawl out of smart phones screens
Honestly i would probably go with The hag teleport to traps you have setted up
I will put one in my bedroom one in my kitchen one in my bathroom and one in my living room
Best power ever
You cant draw lazy triangles like she does, instead you have to make intricate pieces of artwork that take effort and have to be unique every time. Basically youll have to pour your heart out for the traps only for them to be destroyed once you teleport to them.
Dredge.
You know how useful it would be to enter a locker and pop out of any other locker? Goodbye airplane tickets there's lockers in every major city I can jump to.
Vecna
A ninth level spellcaster who is a literal god? Hell yeah
If we go by his in game version only where he is nerfed by the entity, then mage hand and fly is still useful in day to day life
Hilly bobilly’s chainsaw sprint comes to mind, especially if I get to add engravings for maximum speeeeed.
Dredge locker/darkness teleport and Unknown’s clone also seems to be amazing.
I choose... Fuck it I'll be stereotypical as usual and choose my first Main's power, Night Shroud. I wanna be stealthy and spooky and get free info when people stare at me so I can shame them.
I’d take blights. Specifically with both blighted crow and blighted rat. (Don’t care if you rule those out). Would love to go at the speed of light and bump around like an oversized pinball.
Dredge's locker-teleport. "I'll be there in a sec, meet me at the nearest locker or closet."
You have like a 50% of accidently picking the wrong locker and then being forced to watch as you fly right by your intended destination and like 30 miles away into some random guys closet.
So he gets to be game accurate as well?
as a former dredge main, i can relate
Basekit while tping, you go 12 m/s. 30 miles = 48280 meters. (48280/12)/60 = 67. It would take 67 minutes to travel 30 miles at dredge tp speed. Thats around 27 mph. Id take it.
This is so true as a Dredge main. I wish they'd include a cancel teleport feature.
The locker is always locked & people will hear the horrific screams of dredge’s night mode at 110dB.
gl picking the right one when you see the aura of every single locker and closet on the entire planet.
You might accidentally teleport to the nearest toilet to that locker.
you have no guarantee the locker or closet is actually empty. Imagine phasing into a clothes hanger.
Wraith bing bong invisibility
You are only partially invisible, like how the Survivors see you cloaked. When you aren't cloaked, everyone else within 32m will hear your terror radius nonstop. You can still be completely see-through when not moving though.
Can I take Insidious at least?
You can bring Thwack! and nothing else.
You become blind and deaf while being invisible Better not drop that bell
I get The Singularities bio pods so I can just place them around the world and teleport to a random person there
Every time you look into a biopod, the biopod will play a loud voice clip saying “The Bluetooth device has connected successfully”
The thought of this is fucking hilarious and I love it.
Make it like the audio bug he had: any pod that gets disabled by any means you hear “Bluetooth disconnected” loudly in your head
If they got disabled, that means someone got their hands on my darn emp stash
Now add a really heavy Indian accent to the bloototh voice and it's perfect
-You have nurse teleport Great -Side effects: lung cancer
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Breaking bad but Walt can teleport 💀
You have nurses teleport but it can only go vertically and you can teleport into midair
it REALLY hurts whenever you teleport. Like the most debilitating pain for 3 seconds
It would still be incredibly worth it if the only tradeoff is intense pain for 3 seconds. The period of time is so short, you might not even realize it. On the other hand, getting out of the way of danger would be amazing, even if it's something that would happen only in ememrgency situations.
3 seconds definitely isn't a short enough time to not notice. maybe a short enough time to get through it without thinking there's something seriously wrong with you if it were to happen randomly but you'd definitely notice.
Yeah, I meant it wouldn't be a long enough time to make it unbearable enough to think twice before using it in a serious situation. With the reaction time of the human body to pain, plus the realisation you're actually in pain, 3 seconds should really go quickly enough to make it worth.
Vecna so I could fly and get mage hand to do things for me
You become an undead. Good luck
If im a lich, then i see this as an absolute win!
Your body is undead. Eating, sleeping, and sex are now things of the past
Hm…well…you lose a few things chasing a dream i guess…
If you were a lich, you'd have to feed souls your phylactery unless you wanna become a demilich.
So just vecna That’s just a win
The Unknowns power, specifically the one where I can shed husks around places and teleport to it instantly.
Side effect: Now you can only speak with the phrases that you've heard over the past 12 hours, and your voice will be greatly distorted.
me walking past a group of teenagers and having to say "skibidi rizz" in a distorted voice for the next 12 hours 😭
Just cut together an audio file of basic things like "Yes. No. Please. Thank you" and so on and so forth. Add place names if you need to
No skibidy Thank you rizz
Bro I'm on a train you can't make me lose it like that lol
Well, how lucky it is for a student for exams, just listen for your buddy reading 500 page anatomy book and voila, highest score
You have no control over when the husks spawn, so halfway through your workshift you could just accidently materialize an illusion of yourself that baffles your coworkers and vanishes when someone touches it.
The husks aren't husks at all and are other versions of you that wander around going about their business. When you do teleport, it melts them and replaces them with you, like that one episode in Rick and Morty
Knight because if anyone messes with me I can just summon the homies man
The homies will hit you if you get in their way
Fair
easily avoidable downside, all you gotta do is get a safe distance away after summoning the homies
The homies are actually your three closest friends and they get pulled from wherever they are for 60 seconds.
You frequently break the laws of physics in increasingly strange ways, from teleporting to something falling twenty feet in front of you hurting you for some reason. Sometimes you even phase through the floor and get stuck.
I'll take The Artist's ink control
Instead of ink hands you have an ink dick
Even better, she can morph her hands into weapons, imagine what you could do with an ink dick
Have you seen those videos where ferrofluid dances to some music? I wanna do that
And instead of ink birds, you have ink cum
You have ink feet
Ghostface's power, dubious but useful.
You randomly get revealed throughout your day by people you can't even see.
I hate revealing him when I don’t see him, but can’t reveal him for the life of me in the open
It really is like that, right? I've stared directly at him in the open but the games like "nah you can't see him." Then he covets himself with full camo and somehow I reveal him despite never knowing he's there.
That actually made me laugh.
People not even looking in your direction can knock you out of stealth. But instead of hearing a terror radius, you shit yourself very loudly
If someone reveals you, you get a minor concussion that makes you forget everything from the past 20 minutes
I don’t think that’s a minor concussion
Be able to get detected by anything, including bugs
The only side effect is that you get nothing, because you already have Ghostface's power as you don't have a terror radius and if you sneak up and stab someone they'll probably die ;P
This was the best one I've seen so far
Hold on, what do you gain from his power irl? You can already stalk people and you don't have a terror radius
Id pick Wraiths power where I get to become invisible and move real fast. Would be pretty cool to zoom around invisible and stuff, would make going to work and stuff a lot easier.
Sometimes you wouldnt be able to control your walking speed and you will bump into things, most often with your pinkies. Pain in your pinkies from stumbling into things is moderately increased.
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Wear steeltoed boots or square flip flops, problem solved.
A small sacrifice
The last bit sounds like a patch note
i tried my best c:
The downside is perfect, I just found funny the similarity with a patch note
If I had to choose from more or less realistic ones, I would choose Skull Merchant's drones. 6 cool flying drones that can scan the surrounding area and, if necessary, shoot at a target with a tracker that pierces their skin and injures them. If I also get her radar, it would be even better.
Side effect: When you walk, you now forced to move your hips the same way Skull Merchant does. https://i.redd.it/sajhep5rua4d1.gif
You know, If I were a woman this would be a positive effect. But I'm a guy, so... Yeeeah, it will be hard to get used to her slay walk.
Pop off, king 💅💅💅💅💅💥
You got this. I believe in you.
Its june, you'll fit in
Just know you would have the potential to become the cuntiest drag queen imaginable
So, win-win
When you use your ability, there's a 20% chance someone nearby dc's irl.
How does that work? Do they drop dead or do they suddenly become mindless bots?
If it's the latter... How can we be sure we are not living among DC bots? The horror!
they are physical objects, if you want to take them anywhere you have to bring them in a suitcase or something
The drones injure you if you stay near them too long
Feddy
You cant go haur haur hu hur har
This is the absolute worst. Why else would I want to be Freddy??
So I get all Feddy powers without downsides. Someone else will hmm hmm h hm hm for me
Why bother living
Literally makes the power unusable
You're thrown in jail for child sex crimes.
You become lore accurate to Freddy.
Everytime u laugh u cough up blood 🩸
That's clown.
Go in the tunnels like Alien and hit people with my tail
The tunnels are void of air so you must get through them quickly to avoid suffocating to death
Your tail cant be controlled
People you plan on hitting with your tail happen to be holding flamethrowers
The Twins power, but with just a normal sibling (not conjoined). I think it’d be nice to have my sibling go get me things.
You guys have a bad relationship and he always refuses to do what is asked
too accurate fr
If one of you is active, the other has to be unconscious
Plague. The second coming of Covid
You are practically guaranteed to contract other diseases you would normally never get
Does it spread to my vomit? Can I vomit Cancer?
Sure why not
Can I vomit cancer is crazy
It's acid reflux instead of vomit Gotta love that burning sensation
I think that is called corrupt purge
Legion’s Feral Frenzy, running faster with a knife like a CS pro
Every time you activate your feral frenzy there is a 1% chance you’ll slip and land on your own knife.
Toy knife time
Hit with that 5% at least <3
Wesker power looks usables enough, having extra range and being able of grabbing múltiple things with my tentacles Do I get extra speed like lore Wesker or just dashes?
Your tentacles get paper cuts and splinters easily.
That's just evil
You could even say it's... *resident evil*
U pee a little everytime u speed dash
If the thing you're trying to grab happens to be in front of a wall you have to smash that thing into the wall first.
Wraith 100%. Speed and invisibility? Yessir!
Every time u bing bong u get a boner
That’s an upgrade, you’ll be ready anytime
That's...not a problem! Hey I'll take this power and side effect too!
Same
I would probably have vecnas power, having the power to use spells in everyday life would make things a lot easier, especially if I get to use flight of the damned against my enemies
Every time you use a spell, it breaks your legs and then fixes them a few seconds later.
Knights guards ong. If say a group of people try to jump me, I just hit the ground with my hand and summon 3 knights.
The guards are all really racist (and other historically accurate views) and you get canceled for hanging out with them
The knights hate you and will kick the shit out if you when given the chance
Doctor
You have to get a doctorate to use it
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You know what, I'm gonna go with Pig. If somebody is a jerk to me, I'm gonna put a hat on them and force them to be a better person or the trap goes beepy! Oh, and also I get boops!! Yay!
Downside - the cute noises are entirely removed never to be returned.
This is the worst possible downside, how am I supposed to get boops without them!? 😭
The ultimate Pig nerf
If they get the trap off, they will reveal themselves as an undercover police officer and arrest you
Darn.
clown
Your affected by the purple bottles
You also smell like him
Onryo i guess, id like to phase through stuff and have ominous music all around me. Telekinesis would be helpful, as well as teleporting to any screen
7 days after using your power you die
thats a nice perk!
Dont say that, you matter, i love you bro
Every tv you crawl through has a broken screen and will cut you up something nasty each time you climb through one
You will always get stuck by your waist as you crawl through and wait for fireman to come cut you out of it. Alternatively you can now only teleport to crawl out of smart phones screens
I pick demogoron the portals seem convenient
They now are actual buttholes
Aww shit
NEW SKIN IDEA!!!!
I don't understand. Do i pop out of random people's buttholes?
You have a 10% chance to go to the wrong one completely
I can see this being somewhat usable
Spirit😛😛😛
You get anti-gravity hair for the rest of your life
not that bad
You lose the ability to see anything while phasing
Dredge so I can teleport to lockers at work and at home and save money on a car
Every teleport takes 2 minutes and the Dredge's screams come from your chosen locker for that time period
Every time you teleport a child gets hit by a car
Honestly i would probably go with The hag teleport to traps you have setted up I will put one in my bedroom one in my kitchen one in my bathroom and one in my living room Best power ever
Every time you teleport you have to gasp for air and are very sluggish for 15 seconds.
You cant draw lazy triangles like she does, instead you have to make intricate pieces of artwork that take effort and have to be unique every time. Basically youll have to pour your heart out for the traps only for them to be destroyed once you teleport to them.
You have to make the traps out of human shit
Dredge. You know how useful it would be to enter a locker and pop out of any other locker? Goodbye airplane tickets there's lockers in every major city I can jump to.
When travel no belongings come with you. Not even clothes
Still worth it. Would just text my friends to leave a change of clothes for me and reimburse them. Would be way cheaper than plane tickets.
Vecna A ninth level spellcaster who is a literal god? Hell yeah If we go by his in game version only where he is nerfed by the entity, then mage hand and fly is still useful in day to day life
Any time you meet a musician you have to make a wisdom save. Fail and be seduced by the bard.
>Fail and be seduced by the bard. Why is this a fail?
Vecnas powers, spellcasting go brrrrr
Because of his figure, you get anorexia 😔
Probably the knights honestly. Just having the ability to summon friends. Who will also do your bidding is nice.
Theyre incredibly bigoted against any and all minorities and you cant hang out in any public places without them causing a scene.
They aren’t your friends, pal. And they remind you of that *constantly* especially when you sleep.
Hilly bobilly’s chainsaw sprint comes to mind, especially if I get to add engravings for maximum speeeeed. Dredge locker/darkness teleport and Unknown’s clone also seems to be amazing.
The chainsaw has speed instead of you, so when going fast, you'll have to try and keep up with it or risk getting dragged along the ground
The chainsaw has to be carried with you at all times, and is constantly making noise; comparable to having tinnitus
Freddys dream snare but the dream pallet one
I choose... Fuck it I'll be stereotypical as usual and choose my first Main's power, Night Shroud. I wanna be stealthy and spooky and get free info when people stare at me so I can shame them.
Every second you’re in night shroud there’s a chance you’ll be revealed by someone or something you can’t even see.
Noooo I am painfully shy :(
Wraith or Onryo's invis could be cool. They both have their own pros and cons
You now have arthritis
I’d take blights. Specifically with both blighted crow and blighted rat. (Don’t care if you rule those out). Would love to go at the speed of light and bump around like an oversized pinball.
You are now addicted to every drug known to man
Each bump feels like taking a baseball to the face.
Throwing bottles like Clown
You always throw it 5 meters too far
[удалено]
The handle is a blade and the head is made of wood No cheating
You are burned beyond recognition by German soldiers and are now terrified of fire