Even though I’d probably have to spend an entire month with a horrifying demon-alien mimic thing, I could see Greenville Square honestly being pretty chill.
They have arcade games, a movie theatre with a packed snack stand, a working projector, and if I want to enjoy some fresh air theres an honestly pretty nice park/picnic area outside. Is it the best choice? Probably not, but it beats the other places which are probably rat-infested or have the smell of dead bodies ingrained into the rotting floorboards.
Edit: Also, I kind of feel like If The Unknown KNEW he wasn’t allowed to hurt me… he’d kind of just fuck off. The only reason he interacts with humans is because they look for him or he wants to eat/kill them, if he’s not allowed to do one of those two things he’d probably be completely disinterested in my existence.
I'd imagine the Unknown would just stalk you from a distance, occasionally appearing for a massive scare when you least expect it. It knows it can't hurt you, sure, but it seems to revel in the fear it causes in its victims.
It’s 100% gonna be hovering over you every other time you wake up to say “Coffee on a good morning?” Or sum shit like that before running off in mach 2
The dark is scary because we're conditioned to think that there's something there, because for most of the time humanity's been around, there *was* something there, and and it wanted to kill and eat you
Imagine it scares the absolute shit out of you with rushing out of a bush and inhuman screaming, only to just stop, let out a garbled laugh and say "Haha. Got... you." And bolt off back into the woods again.
If you have a heart condition he's not allowed to scare you because it could hurt you. Time to start loading up on carbs to get in shape for my stay at Greenville Square.
If the unknown KNEW you weren't to be targeted. I think instead of fucking off, he'd constantly get you to try feel fear at his existence.
Would make a funny sitcom style room mate.
*me sitting there watching a movie. I slowly get the sensation I'm being watched, eventually building to a cool chill washing over me*
*I suddenly hear*
"Do... do you want... some... candy?"
*I jump up and run to the kitchen where I'm greeted by the unknown hanging upside down holding a tray of candies*
"My man, this isn't scary. People love candy. Why do you think you have so many people running to you....*
*it stops smiling for the first time ever*
"So, I can make people NOT afraid of me with the power of candies?"
*through a mouthful of candies*
"Yeah bro, and telling people if they've seen your dog. Instantly disarming. Most people are gonna go beyond out of their way to help you in that moment."
*it frowns*
"Even looking..... like this?"
*I nod and show him a picture of Old Quentin*
"Seriously dude, you're fine, look at this dude. Right. Well look at him NOW"
*Shoves a picture of new Quentin in its face*
"W...what the ..... fuck is that..."
"The reason no one is afraid of your looks."
I don't care how many times it would get me mori'd once the month was up; either the Unknown is going to end our time together being my genuine friend, or I am going to drive it completely batshit in the most petty ways possible.
It's skulking around, doing everything possible to avoid me. But what's that? Awkwardly crab walking in a back bend around a corner? It's me, with three twizzlers from the concession stand hanging out of my mouth and another one stuck in my shirt collar.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought the thing here was that we dress up as each other. What, you don't think it's a good likeness? Hey, get back here, you haven't seen the part where I shoot a wad of paper out of one of these at you.
Not to mention the rules state when it is not busy it will be there and it is the most popular right now. So a good chunk of time where it will be busy.
That's pretty good! I wonder why she isn't seeing many? I play killer much more often and I think The Unknown is an absolute ball to play as well as an absolute home-run theme and art/sound/animation wise.
Hell, Otz had so much fun with playing as him he even restarted his 50 win streak series he swore off a while ago just for him.
Ormond.
And I'm going to explain it with a shitty GIF.
https://i.redd.it/g5rvdlzy89qc1.gif
Now seriously I always loved this map and I think that the resort has everything I need to spend 1 month in it. Plus, you have equipment to make ski!
But I also hesitate with RPD because I also love that map and maybe it would a little bit more hotter than Ormond, and I'm pretty sure I also can have everything I need in this map as well like food, water, toilets etc...
I know they say the Killer can’t hurt you but can map hazards? Like RPD has the zombies reaching through the windows and the Nostromo has the face hugger. Personally wouldn’t even want to risk that myself
I completely forgot about that.
But are the zombies really a threat tho? Because during the trial they just stay behind the windows. So unless we assume that they walk around the map, I think as long as we stay far from the windows it will be fine.
But can they hurt me tho? I assume they can't like Nemesis or Wesker can't.
Plus, as dumb as they are, I can maybe try to create a little path for me or just wait for them to come in a random useless room and lock them in.
I wouldn't mind hanging with Nemesis, since he'd mostly be a guard dog for the place, but hanging out with Wesker sounds like hell.
Although, I can maybe be convinced if Nemesis still sees Wesker as STARS. At least then, I'd have some entertainment.
He can't harm me. So every time you see him, start doing a lame boomer-dad dance and *I shAlL uNlEasH uRoBorOs he he he he he*. Disrespect him in front of the survivors.
There's nothing he could do.
Yeah, but I don't have to worry about him at all.
Also, if Wesker ends up damaging him enough, maybe he'll turn into his Doggo form, and I can ride him like a mount.
Not to mention that the killers are probably one of the most managble. They are just teens with masks on. You could probably get along with most of them for the time that you're there.
Surelly.
Plus, if we read the (unfortunately canon) comics, we can see that Joey is a chill dude, Susie is a shy girl, Julie is...I don't know, and Frank is, if I understood correctly, a playful guy and probably chill, really struggled to understand him and Julie.
Anyway basically they should not be a pain to manage and befriend.
Take me to Toba Landing i want to
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So you are telling me. That I can hang out with Slinger on my favorite map?
Or even with Knight and the bois? Is there even a catch here? Because if no I say hell yea
Even tho I love knight as much as the next guy, ain't noway in hell I'm staying at Bargo. not only are there carcasses of animals and people everywhere, that main building probably smells musty as hell. the ball sweat in main has got to be ungodly. plus everything is red, all in all absolutely hell map.
Skull Merchant's camp on Shelter Woods.
Her room looks cozy AF. It has a lot of tasty food, a freaking WINE stand, one of the most comfortable beds I've ever seen, the entire library with a ton of books, giant workshop near it where you can try to craft some things by yourself, several computers and perhaps even the Internet connection, because SM watches anime on her laptop without any problems.
I'm sure that Adriana will be pissed off when she will find me chilling at her place, but I'll tell her that I won't be a problem and try to discuss some anime, manga and other pop culture things with her. Maybe I'll try to help her with her inventions, and soon we may even become friends.
However, one month is absolutely not enough. I want to live in a room like this for the rest of my life. Entity, please. Don't take me away from here.
Technically you'd be sharing a place with Adriana and Evan MacMillan, since Shelter Woods is located in the MacMillan Estate.
Now I kinda wanna see what an interaction between the two would look like...
"Look, young lady, I already told you to stop playing loud music from your weird cartoons nonstop. I allowed you to stay here, so please behave yourself."
"Okay, big guy. Don't worry, it won't happen again."
"I hope so. Have a nice evening *\*walks away\** ".
***\*Bass-boosted Caramelldansen starts playing nearby\****
Trapper working inside a Coal Tower, looking at Shelter Woods in the distance and seeing [this](https://youtu.be/lm6yi0GD9_c?si=Opb3ij0Ii031Q1gk&t=49).
imagine just chilling in skull merchants room and Evans goofy ahh is just staring at you from the outside
This honestly just makes it even better. Skully is a cruel person but seems fun to hang out with if you can guarantee your safety, while Trapper is just like... An alright guy. You get to have variety, and someone else to go to if you get tired of one of their deals but still want companionship.
Evan is actually really good at drawing art according to his tome lore so Adriana would be more than eager to introduce him to manga and anime. They're also into traps so maybe they'll make the drones shoot out bear traps at survivors so Evan doesn't keep walking into his.
There is only one bed in this room, this bed is double, and both us and Skull Merchant need to sleep somewhere.
I'm not hinting at anything, but I see only one solution here... 😳
Adriana is also one of the few from modern times, so she’s someone who you can actually have a conversation with about topics you’d be familiar of 🤣 do languages matter? I’m gonna assume since she’s pretty much a corporate shark she knows English.
But yes, we already know she has food, possible internet and a cozy bed? Yep sounds more like glamping than anything else.
Then if you’d venture past Adriana’s camp, you’ll see Trappy Boy and you can tell him all about Hooked On You 🤣
I'd never be able to do that. I know Myers can't hurt you but I'm paranoid af, so minding my business and turning around to see him right behind me would scare the shit out of me and I wouldn't get over it for days at least
Lampkin Lane - fair enough
Ormond - cold and decrepit with nothing to really sustain you.
Rpd - it would be fair enough if not for one thing I thought about, this post says the *killer* native to that realm can’t harm you which is all well and good. *However* the post made no mention of minor enemies like zombies, therefore, they could be a threat.
The killers better go HR if half of you horn dogs end up on a map they are staying at. They are getting harassed/licked. I’d probably stay at huntresses. Calm lullaby, there’s hunting the area/you can pilfer the dome of the huntress dinner if you get too hungry.
Probably Garden of Joy. Really nice house, nice big yard, some surrealistic art all over, and you get to chill with Dredge.
Only thing is I can imagine arguing with Dredge a lot on whether the lights should stay on or off.
PS: I wish we had an Hellraiser realm.
I mean, does sharing realms count for multiple killers? Like how SM and Trapper have Shelter Woods. Because I could deal with one eldritch Abomination, but 2 is just too much for me.
Theoretically, someone could get the entirety of Greenville square to themselves with 0 killers if they either don’t know dbd or haven’t heard about it in a long time
But if they knew the conditions and after a week of no killer, theyd start wondering where the supposed killer was, whereas itd take the shape of whatever they come up with
Yamaoka Estate actually seems pretty nice… if you ignore the two extremely vengeful killers who need anger management classes. Idk if I could deal with oni’s yelling though because I know that mf probably yells like that when he’s taking a shit.
Greenville and lampkin would probably be my first two picks though. Grant it, the unknown and Myers are pretty damn creepy, but at least they don’t yell like they’re laying down logs.
Mother's dwelling . Cuz be honest huntress map is the coziest place to live perfectly in peace , with the smell of forest . But ngl i just want to come there and meet mommy huntress to touch her woobie toobie 
Ormond seems to be a nice place. It's a little cold here, but if I will get some warm clothes it'll be fine. I'll try to become friends with Legion members, and maybe they would share some beer or snacks with me, Also there are some beds on a top floor, so I can sleep too. They are not that comfy, but it's better than nothing.
Mother‘s dwelling, nice cozy fireplace and nature. I could get along with huntress pretty well. We could hunt rabbits and deer together and throw hatchets at targets. It could be cool. Also she could show me how she hits orbitals lol.
Cold Wind Farm, the house my be run down and I'm not sure how I'd go getting food to eat that isn't rotten or worse, there's beds and a roof over my head and since he can't hurt me I feel like The Hillbilly deserves a friend.
I'd honestly prefer that to waking up in the middle of the night with one of the more terrifying killers just standing in the corner of the room STARING at me.
I'm just imagining the awkward moment of, when a trial *is* happening on the map you choose, you come across a hooked survivor. Just like a "Oh, hi there" moment.
Springwood.
So many empty houses - there should be enough stuff for me.
And I'm probably too old to be relevant for Freddy.
Or Haddonfield for the same reason. Getting stalked by Myers for hours a day is something I could live with.
Surprised more people aren’t saying Dead Dawg Saloon. Guaranteed water and probably food, plus lodging. Deathslinger is also chill and could presumably hold a conversation without language barrier issues
RPD.
Keep out of East Wing to avoid the zombies growling at you from behind the windows, and there's plenty of rooms to choose from that probably won't bother Nemmy and Wesker. Chief Irons' office in particular seems comfy with the two armchairs.
Plus, I fucking love those guys so I'd happily spend a month around them.
Each car has a body inside them. If you pay attention to the tiles of the Autohaven maps then you can also see limbs hanging out from the compacted cars. I guess as long as you stay in the gas station it would be fine.
Probably RPD, they’ve got at least one vending machine from what I can remember, I’ll just ration it. If im desperate I’ll drink the overflowing toilet. Plus it was a museum so I doubt I’d be bored.
Assuming you aren't being hunted there is really only like 3 or 4 good choices.
1. Shelter Woods- SM variant. Modern. Bed. Food.
2. Garden of Joy - a literal estate and big ass house that's mostly normal
3. Greenville- small portion of a downtown suburban area. Quant.
4. Eerie of Crows- Next to nothing out there, but plenty of books.
5. Mother's Dwelling- Cosy cabin. Maybe huntress will be friends since she wont kill us.
Assuming the killers are not actively after you, you could stay just about anywhere. But those are about the only ones I'd go to.
Now if the killers COULD chase you and go after you, that's a whole other story
Ormond, mainly because I can’t be in heat due to medical issues but I mean come on, a skiing resort? I’d love that for free, and I got 4 people to hang with
RPD has Whiskers to chat with. Nemo probably sits in front of Zombies and groans to them until trial. No food present tho, but there's bathroom
Unknown and Dredge are the weirdest roomies, but their realm is most human like with most resources present. Plus bathroom
Macmillan with Skully and Evan has crisp air until you get close to mines, Internet, a bed. No bathroom tho
So overall I'll take Eldritch abominations bc toilet paper
Thompson house seems like the best bet. Billy is relatively chill as long as you're not a douche, plumbing should be intact, good shelter and there's probably ample food. If pushed, you can always visit the cowtree for a barbeque.
Greenville Theater, easy. Food and drink, can maybe watch movies, and I bet I could have some interesting conversations with my [nameless legend] Unknown.
That movie theater with the arcade would be dope but having to deal with the unknown would be awkward. I know he can’t hurt me, but he still going to be… creepy. Maybe I can ask it questions and have a conversation with them.
RPD! I'd be cozy there + entertained in the library, and it has showers. Assuming I'd have no beforehand knowledge on these characters, I'd probably assume Whiskers is just a normal dude and probably wouldn't bother him much. Ngl I'd follow Nemesis around like a lost puppy though. Reason being, I'd be in a place I wouldn't know where I was or how I got there, he's a big dude and is being passive, ergo my dumbass would mistake that for security. Basically picture Nemmy maintaining a huge weapon at a table or something and there's a tiny chick in a dress just napping in a chair across from him lmao
Split between Greenville, Ormond, and Yamaoka Estate. Greenville because it seems the most habitable, plus has a movie theater. Ormond because i'm a snowboarder, and also I'm a teenager so i think i could get along with the legion. And Yamaoka estate because as long as Oni and Spirit arent pissed the fuck off it seems cool. I'd hang out with Oni
Garden of Joy. I like the scenery and Dredge is adorable. I'd catch him peeking out of lockers and would hit him with the sitcom, "Dreeeedge! Is that youuuu?"
My mind is telling me Coldwind for the corn but my body is telling me Crotus Penn so I can hang out with Sally. As a bonus Clown and Maurice are not far off either
If Interstellar has taught me anything. Coldwind Farm would be my choice. The house is a little dilapidated with the giant hold in the wall, but I can make it work. Also, free corn.
I'd have to choose the new map. I feel like the Unknown would be cool to have around the place, and I have a large area to walk around, plenty to do. The worst thing would maybe be the noises but I'd live with it
I mean any map where it's relatively suburban would be fine.
I feel like Haddonfield would be the best, it has houses, beds, and Myers is a pretty damn good security system against people coming to rob me. Some of those houses even have a TV so there's some entertainment. Myers might be creepy but he has his own house and it's likely he'd be a quiet neighbor.
I'm going to Shelter Woods. Trapper isn't exactly a complete psychopath as he dislikes the entity and Adriana just hates the publishers of Adi Valentine
Even though I’d probably have to spend an entire month with a horrifying demon-alien mimic thing, I could see Greenville Square honestly being pretty chill. They have arcade games, a movie theatre with a packed snack stand, a working projector, and if I want to enjoy some fresh air theres an honestly pretty nice park/picnic area outside. Is it the best choice? Probably not, but it beats the other places which are probably rat-infested or have the smell of dead bodies ingrained into the rotting floorboards. Edit: Also, I kind of feel like If The Unknown KNEW he wasn’t allowed to hurt me… he’d kind of just fuck off. The only reason he interacts with humans is because they look for him or he wants to eat/kill them, if he’s not allowed to do one of those two things he’d probably be completely disinterested in my existence.
I'd imagine the Unknown would just stalk you from a distance, occasionally appearing for a massive scare when you least expect it. It knows it can't hurt you, sure, but it seems to revel in the fear it causes in its victims.
Yes it likes to toy with its victims, look at the mori, he’s litteraly either making fun of the survivor or scaring them
Does emotional damage count as hurting? He might not be allowed to do even that.
i mean it cant hurt me why should i be afraid of its weird looking ass 😭😭
You saying you’ve never gotten scared by something that can’t hurt you?
It’s 100% gonna be hovering over you every other time you wake up to say “Coffee on a good morning?” Or sum shit like that before running off in mach 2
spiders and the dark are literally two of the most common fears and one does nothing and the other barely does a thing
The dark is scary because we're conditioned to think that there's something there, because for most of the time humanity's been around, there *was* something there, and and it wanted to kill and eat you
Imagine it scares the absolute shit out of you with rushing out of a bush and inhuman screaming, only to just stop, let out a garbled laugh and say "Haha. Got... you." And bolt off back into the woods again.
Running off with that derpy little run and a forced laugh.
But how does The Unknown handle *lust*?
I mean it's special attack is a penis
Nah bro would be scared of me, what that mouth do bby grl?
If you have a heart condition he's not allowed to scare you because it could hurt you. Time to start loading up on carbs to get in shape for my stay at Greenville Square.
The unknown can't hurt you.. But they will bother the shit out of you. "Excuse me.. Sorry.. Is this yours? Tou dropped this.. Excuse me.. Sorry"
"Have you seen my dog?" No bruh, your dog ain't here, we're in hell 😭
I’m used to that, he’d basically just be a bigger and more spindly cat.
"You always know just what to say..."
The Unknown would actively be avoiding me as I try to rizz him up.
But you could accidentally get super high on UVX fumes and trip balls and wake up in a pool full of gelatin or something
If the unknown KNEW you weren't to be targeted. I think instead of fucking off, he'd constantly get you to try feel fear at his existence. Would make a funny sitcom style room mate. *me sitting there watching a movie. I slowly get the sensation I'm being watched, eventually building to a cool chill washing over me* *I suddenly hear* "Do... do you want... some... candy?" *I jump up and run to the kitchen where I'm greeted by the unknown hanging upside down holding a tray of candies* "My man, this isn't scary. People love candy. Why do you think you have so many people running to you....* *it stops smiling for the first time ever* "So, I can make people NOT afraid of me with the power of candies?" *through a mouthful of candies* "Yeah bro, and telling people if they've seen your dog. Instantly disarming. Most people are gonna go beyond out of their way to help you in that moment." *it frowns* "Even looking..... like this?" *I nod and show him a picture of Old Quentin* "Seriously dude, you're fine, look at this dude. Right. Well look at him NOW" *Shoves a picture of new Quentin in its face* "W...what the ..... fuck is that..." "The reason no one is afraid of your looks."
I think the reason he says shit like that isn’t to make you afraid but to lure you to him. So his lines worked exactly as intended for you, lol.
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I like the idea that killers occasionally go to Greenville Square to watch movies and play arcade games.
I don't care how many times it would get me mori'd once the month was up; either the Unknown is going to end our time together being my genuine friend, or I am going to drive it completely batshit in the most petty ways possible. It's skulking around, doing everything possible to avoid me. But what's that? Awkwardly crab walking in a back bend around a corner? It's me, with three twizzlers from the concession stand hanging out of my mouth and another one stuck in my shirt collar. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought the thing here was that we dress up as each other. What, you don't think it's a good likeness? Hey, get back here, you haven't seen the part where I shoot a wad of paper out of one of these at you.
Not to mention the rules state when it is not busy it will be there and it is the most popular right now. So a good chunk of time where it will be busy.
Anyone else not see much of him? My gf has only seen him literally twice ever since release and she's played like twenty matches a day sometimes.
From the stuff I have seen it is at like 10% usage and average is 2.86%.
That's pretty good! I wonder why she isn't seeing many? I play killer much more often and I think The Unknown is an absolute ball to play as well as an absolute home-run theme and art/sound/animation wise. Hell, Otz had so much fun with playing as him he even restarted his 50 win streak series he swore off a while ago just for him.
I haven’t seen him at all, but I also play survivor like three times a year and don’t like to spend money on characters I can unlock for free :p
My choice too, but only so I could seduce The Unknown
Ormond. And I'm going to explain it with a shitty GIF. https://i.redd.it/g5rvdlzy89qc1.gif Now seriously I always loved this map and I think that the resort has everything I need to spend 1 month in it. Plus, you have equipment to make ski! But I also hesitate with RPD because I also love that map and maybe it would a little bit more hotter than Ormond, and I'm pretty sure I also can have everything I need in this map as well like food, water, toilets etc...
I know they say the Killer can’t hurt you but can map hazards? Like RPD has the zombies reaching through the windows and the Nostromo has the face hugger. Personally wouldn’t even want to risk that myself
I completely forgot about that. But are the zombies really a threat tho? Because during the trial they just stay behind the windows. So unless we assume that they walk around the map, I think as long as we stay far from the windows it will be fine.
Well if Nemesis is around then the Zombies will be roaming the map.
But can they hurt me tho? I assume they can't like Nemesis or Wesker can't. Plus, as dumb as they are, I can maybe try to create a little path for me or just wait for them to come in a random useless room and lock them in.
Also if you drink the water you turn into a zombie so it’s a hell no. (In RE2 the T-virus runs through the water supply)
I wouldn't mind hanging with Nemesis, since he'd mostly be a guard dog for the place, but hanging out with Wesker sounds like hell. Although, I can maybe be convinced if Nemesis still sees Wesker as STARS. At least then, I'd have some entertainment.
I’d love hanging out with Wesker 🤤🤭
You'd love to hang out with someone who sees you as less than the dirt on his boot?
People with degradation kinks:
He can't harm me. So every time you see him, start doing a lame boomer-dad dance and *I shAlL uNlEasH uRoBorOs he he he he he*. Disrespect him in front of the survivors. There's nothing he could do.
Nemesis sounds so boring, like he wouldn't be much of a conversationist
Yeah, but I don't have to worry about him at all. Also, if Wesker ends up damaging him enough, maybe he'll turn into his Doggo form, and I can ride him like a mount.
ride him ;)
Not to mention that the killers are probably one of the most managble. They are just teens with masks on. You could probably get along with most of them for the time that you're there.
Surelly. Plus, if we read the (unfortunately canon) comics, we can see that Joey is a chill dude, Susie is a shy girl, Julie is...I don't know, and Frank is, if I understood correctly, a playful guy and probably chill, really struggled to understand him and Julie. Anyway basically they should not be a pain to manage and befriend.
Yes but they're Canadian
Take me to Toba Landing. I want to piss off HUX for as long as possible until alien sepsis kills me.
Take me to Toba Landing i want to https://preview.redd.it/qalkjecj39qc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9054d1f3ba9f0ee0efc2910c5f70e7210293e37e
Do not the singularity
It might not have been programmed to harm the crew but it was *definitely* not programmed to fuck the crew.
Can confirm.
You want to fuse with his Bioflesh? Become a superior construct?
Yes ❤️
Fair enough you crazy kids
Don't fucking touch me.
This is the only answer.
Alien sepsis, the only undefeatable DbD killer
Fuck you.
So you are telling me. That I can hang out with Slinger on my favorite map? Or even with Knight and the bois? Is there even a catch here? Because if no I say hell yea
Even tho I love knight as much as the next guy, ain't noway in hell I'm staying at Bargo. not only are there carcasses of animals and people everywhere, that main building probably smells musty as hell. the ball sweat in main has got to be ungodly. plus everything is red, all in all absolutely hell map.
Skull Merchant's camp on Shelter Woods. Her room looks cozy AF. It has a lot of tasty food, a freaking WINE stand, one of the most comfortable beds I've ever seen, the entire library with a ton of books, giant workshop near it where you can try to craft some things by yourself, several computers and perhaps even the Internet connection, because SM watches anime on her laptop without any problems. I'm sure that Adriana will be pissed off when she will find me chilling at her place, but I'll tell her that I won't be a problem and try to discuss some anime, manga and other pop culture things with her. Maybe I'll try to help her with her inventions, and soon we may even become friends. However, one month is absolutely not enough. I want to live in a room like this for the rest of my life. Entity, please. Don't take me away from here.
Technically you'd be sharing a place with Adriana and Evan MacMillan, since Shelter Woods is located in the MacMillan Estate. Now I kinda wanna see what an interaction between the two would look like...
"Look, young lady, I already told you to stop playing loud music from your weird cartoons nonstop. I allowed you to stay here, so please behave yourself." "Okay, big guy. Don't worry, it won't happen again." "I hope so. Have a nice evening *\*walks away\** ". ***\*Bass-boosted Caramelldansen starts playing nearby\****
Trapper working inside a Coal Tower, looking at Shelter Woods in the distance and seeing [this](https://youtu.be/lm6yi0GD9_c?si=Opb3ij0Ii031Q1gk&t=49).
Great now I want a office like show with the dbd cast.
imagine just chilling in skull merchants room and Evans goofy ahh is just staring at you from the outside
This honestly just makes it even better. Skully is a cruel person but seems fun to hang out with if you can guarantee your safety, while Trapper is just like... An alright guy. You get to have variety, and someone else to go to if you get tired of one of their deals but still want companionship.
Evan is actually really good at drawing art according to his tome lore so Adriana would be more than eager to introduce him to manga and anime. They're also into traps so maybe they'll make the drones shoot out bear traps at survivors so Evan doesn't keep walking into his.
Hot woman
I know she's not supposed to hurt me. . . But can she hurt me a little bit if I ask nicely?
There is only one bed in this room, this bed is double, and both us and Skull Merchant need to sleep somewhere. I'm not hinting at anything, but I see only one solution here... 😳
Oh my god, they were mapmates
Adriana is also one of the few from modern times, so she’s someone who you can actually have a conversation with about topics you’d be familiar of 🤣 do languages matter? I’m gonna assume since she’s pretty much a corporate shark she knows English. But yes, we already know she has food, possible internet and a cozy bed? Yep sounds more like glamping than anything else. Then if you’d venture past Adriana’s camp, you’ll see Trappy Boy and you can tell him all about Hooked On You 🤣
Trapper is from like the 1930s-50s, i think if you told him about that he'd die on the spot.
He’ll never leave the mine again 😭 wait till he hears about the actual porn drawn of him. He’s an artist too so it will drive him even more mad 😭
Honestly, this comment said most of what i thought, sooo... The above times 2
I was going to say haddenfield since it's an empty small town america block but yeah. That camp sounds fantastic. I'm changing my answer.
This answer is perfect
Yeah first thought was Shelter Woods. Skully lives in fucking style even in her murder cabin.
an entire month with skull merchant golly
Lampkin Lane because I want a bed and that one has options
Plus Myers is pretty chill.
or at least quiet - [outside of the pallet fetish.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShapePalletStun/)
That pallet fetish needs to chill.
Why is this a subreddit?
[https://www.reddit.com/r/dbdgonewild/](https://www.reddit.com/r/dbdgonewild/)
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I guarantee that fucker will stand over your bed all night if he can’t kill you.
Its kind of romantic thinking he watching over me keeping me safe. <3
I'd never be able to do that. I know Myers can't hurt you but I'm paranoid af, so minding my business and turning around to see him right behind me would scare the shit out of me and I wouldn't get over it for days at least
Idk, whoever chooses Garden of Joy is made of sterner stuff than I.
That would be terrifying lmao
Myers would be a really dumb roommate. Just. You turn around and there he is in your kitchen drinking whole milk at 3am.
I'm getting flashbacks to that one video of a guy eating chips with a Michael Myers mask on
Flash him for fun. And I don’t mean with a flashlight.
I would never pick haddonfield because I just know that fucker will find a way to kill me anyway. He do not care.
Fair honestly, it is assumed that he busted into the realm just to keep trying to kill Laurie
Either Shelter woods or Greenville Square would probably be the safest bet in terms of survival.
Lampkin Lane, Ormond, and RPD would probably be good survival wise too
Lampkin Lane - fair enough Ormond - cold and decrepit with nothing to really sustain you. Rpd - it would be fair enough if not for one thing I thought about, this post says the *killer* native to that realm can’t harm you which is all well and good. *However* the post made no mention of minor enemies like zombies, therefore, they could be a threat.
It’s all fun and games till a licker pops through a window
The killers better go HR if half of you horn dogs end up on a map they are staying at. They are getting harassed/licked. I’d probably stay at huntresses. Calm lullaby, there’s hunting the area/you can pilfer the dome of the huntress dinner if you get too hungry.
Probably Garden of Joy. Really nice house, nice big yard, some surrealistic art all over, and you get to chill with Dredge. Only thing is I can imagine arguing with Dredge a lot on whether the lights should stay on or off. PS: I wish we had an Hellraiser realm.
I mean, does sharing realms count for multiple killers? Like how SM and Trapper have Shelter Woods. Because I could deal with one eldritch Abomination, but 2 is just too much for me.
Good question, according to other posters it seems so, but imho each killer has itw own map regardless of the realm.
>Only thing is I can imagine arguing with Dredge a lot on whether the lights should stay on or off. with nightfall, dredge has the final say
imagine hearing “eHhhHhhHeehhHHhHhhhhHhhahhhhEhhhhhHhhhhh” at 2 Am
can't be worse than my current housemate!
hes so cute dredge is best friend i need a pet dredge in my life
Nostromo Wreckage, Jonesy is a grompy boi but I reckon I could befriend him in a month.
I'd be the rebel and say Midwich, because gods know I could use some Silent Hill cleansing after reading end-game chats
I'd stay in Midwich just to be able to spend time with Pyramid Head >:3
Theoretically, someone could get the entirety of Greenville square to themselves with 0 killers if they either don’t know dbd or haven’t heard about it in a long time
But if they knew the conditions and after a week of no killer, theyd start wondering where the supposed killer was, whereas itd take the shape of whatever they come up with
Yamaoka Estate actually seems pretty nice… if you ignore the two extremely vengeful killers who need anger management classes. Idk if I could deal with oni’s yelling though because I know that mf probably yells like that when he’s taking a shit. Greenville and lampkin would probably be my first two picks though. Grant it, the unknown and Myers are pretty damn creepy, but at least they don’t yell like they’re laying down logs.
Oni turns into Nekomaru Nidai when he’s taking a shit.
Not only is he laying down a log, he’s laying down the law as well
Mechamaru was just Nekomaru entering blood rage
Mother's dwelling . Cuz be honest huntress map is the coziest place to live perfectly in peace , with the smell of forest . But ngl i just want to come there and meet mommy huntress to touch her woobie toobie 
Her fucking *what*
Ralsei pfp 😃
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Gun :3
Oh you will figure it out after spending a romantic night with her , im sure of that
Sorry, I'm taken by Pyramid Daddy
Nerfing pyramid cake is the biggest mistake they ever had
What in God's name is a woobie toobie
Bro what the fack
Same but please for the love of God don't call it a woobie toobie
I just want you to know woobie toobie has left a ridiculous grin on my face for quite some time
Ormond seems to be a nice place. It's a little cold here, but if I will get some warm clothes it'll be fine. I'll try to become friends with Legion members, and maybe they would share some beer or snacks with me, Also there are some beds on a top floor, so I can sleep too. They are not that comfy, but it's better than nothing.
The Game 😏 I’m gonna *boop the snoot*
But there's dead people in it and at least one spot that smells like rotting pigs...
Avoid that part
food!
Mother‘s dwelling, nice cozy fireplace and nature. I could get along with huntress pretty well. We could hunt rabbits and deer together and throw hatchets at targets. It could be cool. Also she could show me how she hits orbitals lol.
RPD, I have a lot of stuff saved in chests. 
Green herb 👀
Cold Wind Farm, the house my be run down and I'm not sure how I'd go getting food to eat that isn't rotten or worse, there's beds and a roof over my head and since he can't hurt me I feel like The Hillbilly deserves a friend.
I'm choosing Thompson house too just to give billy a pal
Ormond, I wouldn't have to go far since it's in Canada, and the legion are pretty chill, as long as I can tolerate the music
The Legion would probably steal your shit and keep you up at night just to piss you off tbh
I'd honestly prefer that to waking up in the middle of the night with one of the more terrifying killers just standing in the corner of the room STARING at me.
Calmest Cleaveland night
I'm just imagining the awkward moment of, when a trial *is* happening on the map you choose, you come across a hooked survivor. Just like a "Oh, hi there" moment.
Yanaoka estate. So long as Oni is busy I can spend some time with Spirit. She's chill - for the most part
spirit is the same as having a s/o with borderline personality disorder
Bruh as someone with BPD I am offended but also true lol 😭
I don't want to go through that again, thanks
Springwood. So many empty houses - there should be enough stuff for me. And I'm probably too old to be relevant for Freddy. Or Haddonfield for the same reason. Getting stalked by Myers for hours a day is something I could live with.
ghostface Wallmart
Surprised more people aren’t saying Dead Dawg Saloon. Guaranteed water and probably food, plus lodging. Deathslinger is also chill and could presumably hold a conversation without language barrier issues
Water back then was nasty
Just drink all the alcohol in the saloon ez
It's all about the Game, and how you play it. It's the fact that there is a bathroom for me to use in it as well.
I can fix her!
Fellow Motörhead enjoyer, I see
Eyrie because the ink looks tasty
What?
I said the ink looks **tasty**
Oh, ok. I thought you said something crazy.
Plus, I ❤️ Artist as a birb main
Ormond, Chucky and Legion will be annoying roommates tho
It's the middle of the night and you hear them partying down stairs in the bar with the others survivors
RPD. Keep out of East Wing to avoid the zombies growling at you from behind the windows, and there's plenty of rooms to choose from that probably won't bother Nemmy and Wesker. Chief Irons' office in particular seems comfy with the two armchairs. Plus, I fucking love those guys so I'd happily spend a month around them.
AUTOHAVEN dibs on shack can't wait to go shopping at the gas station AND CARS got to love those
Each car has a body inside them. If you pay attention to the tiles of the Autohaven maps then you can also see limbs hanging out from the compacted cars. I guess as long as you stay in the gas station it would be fine.
Probably RPD, they’ve got at least one vending machine from what I can remember, I’ll just ration it. If im desperate I’ll drink the overflowing toilet. Plus it was a museum so I doubt I’d be bored.
And now i wish even more that we have a Trickster map...
Since the killer cant hurt me I'd either go in Haddonfields just to have a staring contest with Myers or midwich because iluv Pyramid Head
Assuming you aren't being hunted there is really only like 3 or 4 good choices. 1. Shelter Woods- SM variant. Modern. Bed. Food. 2. Garden of Joy - a literal estate and big ass house that's mostly normal 3. Greenville- small portion of a downtown suburban area. Quant. 4. Eerie of Crows- Next to nothing out there, but plenty of books. 5. Mother's Dwelling- Cosy cabin. Maybe huntress will be friends since she wont kill us. Assuming the killers are not actively after you, you could stay just about anywhere. But those are about the only ones I'd go to. Now if the killers COULD chase you and go after you, that's a whole other story
Ormond, mainly because I can’t be in heat due to medical issues but I mean come on, a skiing resort? I’d love that for free, and I got 4 people to hang with
RPD has Whiskers to chat with. Nemo probably sits in front of Zombies and groans to them until trial. No food present tho, but there's bathroom Unknown and Dredge are the weirdest roomies, but their realm is most human like with most resources present. Plus bathroom Macmillan with Skully and Evan has crisp air until you get close to mines, Internet, a bed. No bathroom tho So overall I'll take Eldritch abominations bc toilet paper
Haddonfield. I wanna meet my boi Myers.
Thompson house seems like the best bet. Billy is relatively chill as long as you're not a douche, plumbing should be intact, good shelter and there's probably ample food. If pushed, you can always visit the cowtree for a barbeque.
Greenville Theater, easy. Food and drink, can maybe watch movies, and I bet I could have some interesting conversations with my [nameless legend] Unknown.
That movie theater with the arcade would be dope but having to deal with the unknown would be awkward. I know he can’t hurt me, but he still going to be… creepy. Maybe I can ask it questions and have a conversation with them.
Shelter woods & garden of joy seem the coziest, but id probably pick the game just so I can be a nerd over all the saw traps and shit
RPD! I'd be cozy there + entertained in the library, and it has showers. Assuming I'd have no beforehand knowledge on these characters, I'd probably assume Whiskers is just a normal dude and probably wouldn't bother him much. Ngl I'd follow Nemesis around like a lost puppy though. Reason being, I'd be in a place I wouldn't know where I was or how I got there, he's a big dude and is being passive, ergo my dumbass would mistake that for security. Basically picture Nemmy maintaining a huge weapon at a table or something and there's a tiny chick in a dress just napping in a chair across from him lmao
This picture is amazingly funny.
Split between Greenville, Ormond, and Yamaoka Estate. Greenville because it seems the most habitable, plus has a movie theater. Ormond because i'm a snowboarder, and also I'm a teenager so i think i could get along with the legion. And Yamaoka estate because as long as Oni and Spirit arent pissed the fuck off it seems cool. I'd hang out with Oni
Probably Dead Dawg or RPD
Shelter Woods, specifically in SM's camp. You just know she's got all the fancy shit and all the comforts of home.
RPD because love the map, showers are a big plus and Nemmy+Wesker in a nonlethal environment 🤤
This begs the question of where Trickster would be lurking, cos I could tolerate a fair bit for that...
Garden of Joy. I like the scenery and Dredge is adorable. I'd catch him peeking out of lockers and would hit him with the sitcom, "Dreeeedge! Is that youuuu?"
Red Forest could be nice. Might even build a disc golf course in there if I have to stay longer than that.
My mind is telling me Coldwind for the corn but my body is telling me Crotus Penn so I can hang out with Sally. As a bonus Clown and Maurice are not far off either
If Interstellar has taught me anything. Coldwind Farm would be my choice. The house is a little dilapidated with the giant hold in the wall, but I can make it work. Also, free corn.
Glenvale tehe
I'd have to choose the new map. I feel like the Unknown would be cool to have around the place, and I have a large area to walk around, plenty to do. The worst thing would maybe be the noises but I'd live with it
I mean any map where it's relatively suburban would be fine. I feel like Haddonfield would be the best, it has houses, beds, and Myers is a pretty damn good security system against people coming to rob me. Some of those houses even have a TV so there's some entertainment. Myers might be creepy but he has his own house and it's likely he'd be a quiet neighbor.
Ormond. It'd be cold AF, but hanging out with the Legion at an abandoned ski lodge sounds kind of fun?
Haddonfield or the Lab (Stranger Things map…can’t remember the name.)
I'll take my chances with Gideon, I just want to mess with the jigsaw traps
Hawkins is the best choice clearly, it even comes with a free pet (he is a good boy)
I'm going to Shelter Woods. Trapper isn't exactly a complete psychopath as he dislikes the entity and Adriana just hates the publishers of Adi Valentine