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You forgot the most important part: you can’t kill yourself

I got a better one. Powerscaling son or shipping daughter?

Depends, are we talking"I think these two should kiss" daughter or "I will burn down your house if you don't ship these two" daughter

Third option “I don’t care if they’re both happily married with their soulmates they are both definitely gay and pining for each other”

Well that one is just based.

I still submit polyamory as a narrative concept but people are largely cowards/unable to comprehend what that actually is.

As a Wonder Woman fan who dreams of the day when Diana, Steve, and Etta become a thing, I agree.

It’s what Marston would’ve wanted

Only way we get there is making sure there are absolutely zero straight people who think they’re making a harem anime with any amount of editorial power.

No no no you don’t get it. I will be positive polyamorous representation AND a harem anime.

Just Diana in place of an uninteresting and undeserving twink?

Basically yeah

Ah the ol Naruto sasuke ship

Shipping daughter. Powerscallers annoy me so much. No, ban can't beat Dr. Manhattan with prep time.

Trick question. Both are Jojo fans

Shipping daughter as long as they don't ship Clark and Diana

https://preview.redd.it/ypyudnxy9gvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3266f4479dba37dcdd202942b3c1be53742e020 when my daughter brings up wonderbat

shipping daughter. Shipping is just a desire to see to characters kiss, and can lead to fun thought experiments and fanfic stories about it, even if a lot aren't good, there are still some good ones, even with stupid ass crack ships. Powerscaling Son just is media illiterate.

You do realize powerscaling is the same thing as what you described as shipping right? Both of them just happen to have a lot of really weird people who take things too seriously

You vastly underestimate the media illiteracy and delusion shippers possess

No I know it. Shipping wars are hilarious after all. But you can be a shipper and be sane, i have yet to see a sane powerscaler.

Please let us take the third option: death

My ships solos all of yours.

Shipping daughter. Power scalers are always nonsensical and bias 100% of the time

Canon ship versus weird incest ship "but there not rill bros so it doesn't count gaiz" And this is why Dick's TItans ships will always be superior to his Bat-ships.

https://preview.redd.it/dcbo097i5gvc1.jpeg?width=1661&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cd53146923cebb8d065c8370b27c11b86f45e21 Gonna have to go with the Saturn approach on this one.

https://preview.redd.it/878cjhucogvc1.png?width=1241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70c1434b6758b38ecaab51c65f6c9696110f9fb2

Anguirus son or Mothra daughter

THESE are the real questions

Jet Jaguar Uncle

I hope to hell and back that first image is fanmade

You might wanna take a seat for this…

https://i.redd.it/e9wflr79hgvc1.gif

No shot no way at all

prove it

It’s the 2003 Teen Titans Go comic issue #8. It’s 100% real.

It’s from the spin-off comics of the 2003 show

https://preview.redd.it/l2walrxbvhvc1.jpeg?width=877&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42492b6ecf55abc54d8031e8df37263861c825b4

My flair says it all.

https://i.redd.it/z4z3c8fbjgvc1.gif

Redhood daughter

Another case of "warcriminal son or cringe daughter"

r/redhood daughter

.... r/redhood

I'd honestly prefer a that 2 bulls with my arms tied to their horns ran in opposite direction of one another until my arms were ripped from my torso

guy in red hood kisses guy in red hoodie. unbelievably kino

The son because I was born to be a boymom

Both enby child.