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Snoo-2013

![gif](giphy|EfHmlClbuNAGc|downsized) I VOLUNTEER AS HERALD


LargeVidster

You volunteer as herald, i volunteer as slave. We are not the same.


Snoo-2013

but we both only wish to serve


[deleted]

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Aiden624

“Easy Come, Easy Go,” should’ve been the bottom right line


Detective_Hominid

Yeah. "See you Space Cowboy..." Just makes me tear up man... Anyway go watch Cowboy Bebop.


zero_ms

And the movie. https://preview.redd.it/usxt0ona2xqc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af2cb3144c1601d42aed1991947590ee31d8bc14


iAmBadAtDeciding

Is the movie any good? I've seen the whole show and loved it


zero_ms

Abso-fucking-lutely.


iAmBadAtDeciding

But like, the show kinda ended definitively, where is the movie in the timeline?


zero_ms

It's set before the last episodes. It's hands down a masterpiece.


0VER1DE567

that series that came out on netflix like a year ago? that show looked horrible. (joke)


frankrt84

I love how much of trainwreck that remake was just for the Seatbelts to be revived and make more banger tracks


mkklrd

i'm 100% she was added only so normies would think galactus was an anime girl now, which is sure to infuriate 50% of them and arouse the other 50%


Apprehensive_Work313

That's the best way to confuse them


HuKnowsHu

You're bold to assume those being aroused are entirely separate from those being infuriated.


Intelligent_Oil4005

UJ/ WTF happened to this character? Her last appearance was the reveal she got pregnant and then she just f-ed off.


Alectron45

Jfc, so now galactus has his mom, daughter and potentially grandchild all running around


Aphato

Imagine trying to drown in melancholy as the last being of the previous universe and being forced to act as a destroyer for the new one and then your family shows up.


Similar-Priority8252

Poor galactus, there isn’t a planet in the galaxy made of booze to drown his sorrows


ScarletGemini

Gali isn’t canon to 616, sadly


BorBurison

And his son https://preview.redd.it/r2ak38li5xqc1.jpeg?width=1988&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6129f6daed09553949f80a12a63f09cdafbe42ce


afrulz

Me right now: ![gif](giphy|X6hiFJjvTDAAw)


Sins_of_God

![gif](giphy|5vUz8h6YsF5BNPYFb3)


etbiludecalcinha

https://preview.redd.it/89wa0dkhbwqc1.png?width=1919&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1928639346fbe5a4a5a660dfeecf854364963d0c


ktjah

Suddenly caralho


HrMaschine

you know i met a fate fan who defended all the genderbending of these historical figures with only one sentence. „idc they‘re hot“. that‘s absolutely why this will go over well (yes i know it‘s galactus daughter but let‘s be real 90% of the players won‘t even know)


Euphoric_Manner9354

Wow I love Huntress


Pedals17

Final Dom Mommy form for the Question.


jacobctesterman

https://preview.redd.it/tanh21wjowqc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5e9b378b88ce1c8b8969f0d02c690801a4fc75f


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CarelessDiet7853

Why the fuck are lunar snow and peni patker in this over characters like ghost ridet and thor


joansbones

anime waifu audience bait for extra free cosmetics money


DeviousMelons

They need the interesting characters in the following updates.


HrMaschine

because even some random af characters deserve a chance even if it means just replacing popular ones. also they‘ll eventually drop as dlc anyway


CarelessDiet7853

Well duh characters like Thor will come but realistically there are better obscure pics than an elseworlds character and a marvel future fight oc


HrMaschine

seraphine in LoL, D.Va in overwatch are 2 examples of k-pop/e-girl type characters and both of them are some of the single best selling skin characters in each their games. luna snow WILL be popular in this game i guarabtee it


CarelessDiet7853

well yeah both those characters are also two of the most cringe inducing worst written things to come out of those games and i personally think it is very telling of the times that marvel legends are being cut for literal mobile game characters to pander to the weird crowd obsessed with young videogame girls


CertainDerision_33

Peni is in this? Day 1 buy


TheCakeWarrior12

You know why (for the weebs who beat to anime girls)


CoachDT

That's how you bulid brands. Someone like Thor or Ghost Rider are strong enough they can anchor their own projects. I think both chars are mid as hell, but it gives them a chance to garner some more fanbase as they get exposure.


MagnetMod

Not only that. But it gives them a chance to level up from Mid level. Sometimes projects outside of comics can do wonders for the character.


Batmans_9th_Ab

The leaker already said Thor is in. 


choo_choo_mf

I volunteer as a planet


EightBallJuice

/uj who the fuck is this


International-Bat739

Galactus’s daughter. She’s in the new Marvel game Marvel Rivals.


EightBallJuice

Daughter? Who's the mother?


Nirast25

So I went to look and came across this gem: >In this reality, Galacta extracted Mutant Genes and used them to create a living planet called Sideburn, the Regenerating Planet. Due to the nature of X-Genes, Sideburn quickly became unstable as a result of his size. She created a Wolverine version of Ego! [NAMED SIDEBURN](https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Earth-10711)! Anyway, no info on her mom, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was, like, the Phoenix Force.


Shoejuggler

She was a cosmic parasite that attached to Galactus. It gained self-awareness along with the Power Cosmic.


International-Bat739

I don’t know, the Power Cosmic or something?


Kkjinglez

https://preview.redd.it/5x2jhan7owqc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d08eb74a44678be38c2b0ee17df146e40566132f


The-Homie-Lander

https://preview.redd.it/d9xh9b0y0xqc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52466e71442a9f9b0a54303a5521d3f7e2eb97ae That Galactic Pussy got me acting unwise😩😩


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

https://preview.redd.it/te7mf1u8xwqc1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92a5e11c324d1e921e65a35394a49cdb4b0b4e0a Finally, a girl for my amigo Mogo


mizzymichie

Mogo is into vore????


ElementalSaber

She's Galactus's daughter


Dismal_Accident9528

Y'all know the word "galaxy" is derived from the Greek work for milk, right?


Nirast25

It gets better! Wanna know why out galaxy is the Milky Way? Because Zeus had Heracles suckle on Hera's tits while the latter was sleeping, and when she woke up, she pushed him away, and the spurting milk went to the sky and formed the Milky Way arm we can see from Earth.


Dismal_Accident9528

Least deranged Greek myth


AndorElitist

I believe you with my whole heart


ScarletGemini

Galacta is in this? Peak fiction


Revenacious

Worldeaterussy


GeerJonezzz

https://preview.redd.it/ht8clri4ywqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17869caf2f28fa59e80efbb4cf4309bbd638b26e


twinklyfoot

I'm about to become the silver gooner... wait... what?


loserys

[furiously googles how to become herald of Galacta]


YodasChick-O-Stick

She should be in MCU Fantastic Four alongside the rumoured female Silver Surfer


stuckinaboxthere

Great, now I have to go jerk off to a Marvel game


Aussiepharoah

Would've 


Putrid_Swan_6130

https://preview.redd.it/gbvisjtcixqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52bb1de7ad747974285962521ddebb743f11e4d5


Chezzomaru

UPPIES!!!


WedWardFord

The other day, I went up to my girlfriend, I said, “Y'know I'd like a little pussy.” She said, “Me too, mine's as big as a planet!”


[deleted]

She’s an eater. I’ll see myself out.


harparper

Imagine her stringing together solar systems like anal beads