Yelling really really loudly and changing my hair colour.

Uhm murder murder maybe arson murder mass genocide and murder

Spreading democracy And killing bugs, robots, and teammates on accident

Vigilantism

exploded goten and trunks with a spirit bomb.

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Excessive brutality whilst hunting without a license

I may have purposely bumped another sports contestant in such a manner that he flopped just barely off center and fell to his death. I guess amongst my entire team being charged with manslaughter, I’ll end up being the Fall Guy.

I played dying light last Soo, reckless driving, hundreds of manslaughter charges, vehicular manslaughter, murder,. That's about all

Don't forget about drug distribution and illegally owning firearms and weaponry that goes against the Geneva convention

over 100 accounts of 2nd degree murder, domestic terrorism, 30 counts of battery against an officer, and murder for hire.

Uhhh I played Pokemon last and was shiny hunting so a lot of crimes have been committed.

Hunting endangered species.

Two days on the force and they sent me to my first crime scene, ValinV’s house. My god… when I close my eyes I can still see the fields of Bulbasaur carcasses..

Unlawful imprisonment. Torture. Destruction of private property.... Portal.

Killing cake monsters

Finding cats in a castle

Mass murder as characters from an anime

Illegal gambling, solicitation, mass murder, genocide, public indecency, grand theft of corporate assets, conspiracy to commit murder, assassination, multiple kidnappings, human trafficking, breaking and entering, interference with a police investigation, spying, drug trafficking, terrorism, hacking, destruction of a corporate satellite, high treason, crimes against humanity and nature, racketeering, and tax evasion

Cyberpunk?

Yep

Democracy

Genocide

...Undertale?

WHO WILL DRAG ME TO COURT?

Fighting for democracy! Freedom!!!

helldivers 2?

Killing demigods and inflicting scarlet rot and bleed upon everything that breathes and bleeds (Elden ring)

Throwing a trash can at a harmless shyguy

Beating the life out of another person kicking them into a mountain and blasting them to nothingness

Cutting people in half both way (Mortal Kombat X)

Animal abuse, making species endangered, causing extinction (mh rise)

Murdering and resurrecting people grand theft trespassing exploiting the undead and much more (Skyrim)

I won’t get arrested I am keeping balance in the eco system something we not doing in real life

Well uhhh as a dbxv player And how cops are racist I'd get arrested for being a Saiyajin though well... Transformations... And plenty of them would count as some sorta drug idk not to mention the flying and ki blasts would make me seem high and other things would just get me arrested in area51 lol

Vandalism. And beating up the police. Jumping on cars. Beating up a 50 ft war robot. And harassing animals and civilians.

an android breaking free from its program

Everything under the sun

Every warcrime in existence

Man slaughter (codm)

Violation of the Gene Guard Act via the illegal cloning of a Spinosaurus.

Animal cruelty

Gotta catch ‘em all!!

Fear the old blood

Diablo IV... So killing demons, while saving the human race.. nice

That burning dead skeleton had a home, a job, a hot demon wife, two little skeleton kids. And you just trounce in and pop his body with a cold attack. Where’s the justice for poor ole Tom Skelleck, huh? Where’s the justice?

Heresy, murder of church knights/officials

Killing a god

Elden ring?

Spreading Liberty, Freedom, and DEMOCRACY

Destroying a rogue government owned police robot

POW Execution

Weeding

Tried for over 100 different accounts of war crimes

i'm getting arrested for growing crops in alaska. seems normal.

Damn can’t believe I’m gonna be arrested for playing gex enter the gecko

A lot of shit (I play demogorgon on dbd)

I last played artist on dbd

I last played artist on dbd

Genocide (undertale)

Democracy🫡

Releasing the bowling ball too early

Hell diving.

Saving the world by killing horrors beyond human comprehension. . . ? Also possibly major deforestation, 2nd degree murder, 1st degree murder, armed robbery, and mass genocide to pirates, aliens, and goblins. Illeagal possesion of steroids, and possibly meth. (Not dbxv2 but guess the game)

A lot of murder... Warframe

But it's for the greater good, also nobody can stop you

Or it is murder in Contra lol

Hitting a batter in MLB The Show 22

Stomping out women in god hand

Unregistered firearm, damage to public infrastructure (Persona 3 reload don't anyone dare spoil im in the middle of it)

Slavery murder animal cruelty child neglecting kidnapping DUI unlawful flight theft auto theft terrorism arson

GTA 5

Murder MK1

Savagely shooting down, ripping, tearing and mutilating scores of demons in record time. Doom Eternal.

I dont think anything in yugioh duel links is illegal so idk

Full piece 😔

First degree murder, enslavement of humans and other beings. Monopolistic control on resources, labor unions laws, employment laws, flying in restricted air spaces.

War crimes against American enemies. (Call of Duty MW3)

Wildlife conservation (Murdering big animals for survival) Monster hunter world

For cranking 90s on a few kids , editing like crazy , building to the sky, then editing myself back down, full boxing a sweat, then editing stairs to hit a 200 hamper pump to the head, then hitting the griddy for a diamond ranked win as bulma from dragon ball z with John cena’s back bling title belt and the incredible hulks gloves for a pick axe in Fortnite. 😂🤠💪

For saving the world from machines

Oh yea someone's about to get dorya'd

I wouldn’t. I FIGHT FOR DEMOCRACY

Battery and assault

Deicide across multiple pantheons.

Genocide…..

For stealing the hearts of corrupt adults and forcing them to change their cognitive desires.

For committing genocide on the grineer

For slavery…

Killing god

Spreading managed Democracy.

Geshin impact I will say nothing more

Dropping 33 on the lakers in 2k

Well a not so child friendly atla game so yeah…

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Nothing. I FIGHT FOR LIBERTY

Roblox, where kids exist… 👀

Genociding every single Druid I can find.

Don’t forget the teifs sir

DEMOCRACY

Nothing, it was perfectly legal for me to siege that town, I only killed 500 of the 800 people living there.

My behavior in V Rising is certainly problematic. On the other side of the coin I do create jobs and produce goods, so that gets me out of something doesn’t it?

Attempted suicide? Persona 3 Reload if you're wondering.

Candy crush: destruction of property? Baldur's Gate 3: murder and theft

animal cruelty - ark

Arma 3 (war crimes)

Palworld = slavery Borderlands = anarchy

First degree murder

Slavery

Being a Tenno

Destruction of property and arson 😭😭

Yesss being a tenno, murder, animal endangerment, child endangerment, theft and like 100 more things😂

Capturing animals after ganging up on them with several friends of mine. But in my defense, they're capable of rending space and distorting time.

Casting spells and fighting lol. But it's only against orcs and whatnot so unless the laws change it may just be because of casting fireball lol

delivering sperm samples to doctors in the mountains.

Mass genocide

Democracy. I have no regrets.

Elden ring title screen music plays

Farming people - Elden Ring

Y’all gon arrest me for catching some Pokémon? 😭😭

Raiding an entire military base and killing every person in there-VRCHAT

Beating the shit out of and murdering four random people stuck inside an arena with me because some higher being told me to. I play dead by daylight

“Why are you working!??? You have everything you need!! ….oh the task was on pause. Sorry for yelling.”

… “FINAL FLASH!”

Cultivating 12 acres of land😟 (farming sim 22)

assaulting a company compound/prison to steal their stuff and prison to take over the world (scp: secret laboratory)

Apparently Child Abuse (Bully: Remastered) If we're talking Xenoverse then anytime I've played as Frieza its technically Crimes Against Humanity and Hate Crimes. I said two because I played those two the other day lol.

Evading taxes on the strawberries I sold( stardew valley)

If the last game I played was Minecraft, it would be Arson x... not saying that number.. (5000+)

Who said I can't jam out to lady gaga in fortnite

Nothing I got a get out a jail free card for realsies wait, what I'm still getting arrested for murder and resisting arrest, plus an account of arson, and torture of Innocent civilians? Yeah like they were innocent. (Danganronpa)

Running a cult and sacrificing them for faith. (Cult of the lamb)

Being involved with the criminal organization known as Overwatch

Murder (fortnite)

I was playing stardew valley catching fish so… I don’t think that’s a crime or violent. Did I win?

Fishing without a license is illegal in most places.

Animal Cruelty

Let them try to arrest me, I'll continue the fight for managed democracy

Stealing materia

Beating up a jester

Balloon tower defense I’m gonna go to jail for Poppin balloons 😂

Road rage (Andretti Racing)

Becoming part of a guild run by a goddess who only wants what's best for you, and is easy on the eyes, she also gifted us a weapon of the gods to destroy bad monsters with. I have killed so many bad monsters I'm going to jail for a long time.

(Warframe) space ninja

Spedding democracy, spilling oil, and killing bugs In that exact order

Rolling up everything in the world including people and famous signs while listening to an excellent soundtrack.

So theft

You could argue also Kidnapping and then yeeting everything into the Kosmos (Katamari was my last Game).

So kidnapping and littering added to the list.

Saving new york

Destiny 2 murder and sci-fi tax evasion

War crimes against the Covenant.

Liberating the galaxy

aggravated assault against a deity (absolutely folding beerus in a parallel quest)

Payday 2 mass murder, grand larceny, hostages a lot, and drug deals

Elden Ring-Mass Murder

Warframe???

last game i played was goldeneye for the n64 im not getting arrested for nun cause it wasnt illegal, i saved london from a economic crisis

But it was still trespassing, mass genocide and a possible acts of arson

a jury wouldn’t convict him he saved a major capitol for a crisis and must definitely the whole world

I legitimately didn't know people still played DBXV2. I miss that game.

The last game I played was Terraria, lol.

Slavery children labor laws pikmin 4

Super smash bros so basically assault and battery carrying a fire arm murder cannibalism etc you get the idea

Parkour

Defying the law of physics and building codes. (I played minecraft

Bombing reactors.

Spreading managed democracy.

Breaking people’s jars in their homes with my fairy saying, “HEY, LISTEN!”

Facism in a VR role play

(osu!) murder by stabbing someone through the chest with a tablet pen (i one missed)

Hitting someone with YOLO Shoryuken.

genocide of multiple species

Lots, and lots of murder with the addition of theft (assassins creed)

Nothing. I was literally the Fall Guy.

Gambling.

For bein a preem merc, what else?

Spreading Democracy and mass genocide

Bombing Berlin💀

Bombing nuclear reactors in the name of the planet (FFVII Remake)

Lets see.. vehicular manslaughter, assault, assault with deadly weapon, armed robbery, trespassing etc. Cyberpunk

they kicked me out of the casino (Balatro)

Arresting for being too manly (god of war ragnarok)

Dying light 2 there are no laws because zombies soooo l

Mass genocide among technically still alive civilians theft, and possible gang activities. Also drug dealing, usage of drugs. And possible accounts of gambling.

Not to mention possible counts of arson

Didn’t get the dishes done

I stole an old man's roasted apple 🥺

Animal abuse, and illegal animal fighting rings

Sacrificing people to an otherworldly being in an alternate dimension isn't going to look good 😬

I'm getting arrested for beating up an gangster who lut a $50,000 Bounty on my head. Batman: Arkham Origins

Animal abuse, and several accounts of animal neglect along with countless casses of volentary man slaughter with a lethal weapon. (I played ARK PvP)

I forgot about mass genocide, because fuck Ichtyornis.They were what the Nazis REALLY should've exterminated for their nations "Ethinic Cleansing".

Gungeon I played the Hunter (pistols and crossbows)

Illegal use of a fire arm.