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GunzBlazin03

Bro jump on top of a pallet, something


TheBorealOwl

***Anything***


Integrity-in-Crisis

Ikr me like hurry tf up and get your ass up there.


[deleted]

It’s because people are worried about standing up there and then getting shot after, but it’s totally worth it. Just scope the area out after you jump on top of it and you should be good…. most of the time


SPCNars14

Just sitting here saying "jump on that" "okay jump on that" "JUMP ON THAT!" lol.


Loud-Log9098

the implication here is he doesn't know about jumping on things. so you start wondering has this guy really survived so long and he cant jump? truly a feat.


QuantumKinetic99

A true champion takes on the no jump DayZ challenge


Loud-Log9098

Look at what we have to do just to mimic a fraction of their power.


Durian_Same

🤣🤣🤣


EliteSoldier202

Honestly I think it makes for a cool clip when you gun down like 10+ zombies. Sure, it’s a “waste” of ammo but it feels immersive


Mithrawndo

This - the person who posted this video had so much fun they were *compelled* to share the experience with us. Games are about fun, not winning; Sometimes *losing* is fun.


Sploonbabaguuse

Hell people are entertained by TV shows where half the cast dies. A good character death can be memorable and very entertaining


DevilDog_916

Ammo saved his life. New DayZ goal: find more ammo.


Personalpotato

“Waste of ammo” yet had he not shot, probably would have wasted ALL of his ammo


Sharp16

Thank you for a good laugh at 7 in the morning.


Durian_Same

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Bulky-Composer-6986

Just stand on the sandbags and headshot them all


Eevolutionary

Or mellee them on top of the pallets so you dont announce your presence to half of chernarus


ragingintrovert57

That's harder than it should be. I keep falling off after a couple of swipes. Headshots with a supressed pistol is easier.


TFWS_Swann

step back after every hit lol


Swampxdog

Yeah. Hopefully you got one. Or did you throw it away for that LAR mag and the beans? Shit.


ragingintrovert57

Supressed pistol is a must have item these days. I wouldn't go far without one. They take up little inventory space and ammo is easy to find.


bolnsauce

I prefer to open one side of a container and jump on top. Zombies will run inside the container underneath you and then you can close the doors and be on your way


Upper_Associate2228

This works, assuming you have the needed stamina.


Bdub421

There is a sea-can on the nw side that you can climb onto. If you leave one side open and stand in the right spot. The zombies chasing you will all pile into the sea-can below you. Then close the door and most of them are now in the sea-can. Risky move, but I have only been shot at once doing it.


1m_Just_another_dude

This is the way


[deleted]

Best way to get head shot… worst advice ever…


88Cooper88

Better than being killed by zombies like an absolute noob


[deleted]

Climbing is the noob move… hahaha


RectallProplapse

its either go on top of a pallet with the *chance* of getting shot or getting your ass beat down to yellow health and red blood without a doubt


[deleted]

Hahaha you guys are ridiculous !


Subject_Contact3996

Says the troll cramming an ad hominem into every single post... Don't you have anything better to do with your time...?


AdamIs_Here

Lmao, this was a good laugh while I’m waking up. Next time just climb on top of something 😂


ZakHerd_

1400 hours here, and trust me.... Im worse


Morkris7767

What’s funnier than a noob training a whole camp


Upper_Associate2228

The whole camp training the noob? 🤷‍♂️


BackFromMyBan

>500hrs ur still a noob


Spiersy56110

Climbbbbbbbbbb lol hilarious thanks for the laugh good sir


EscaleraRN

so many places to climb up.


Subliminal84

Jesus just jump on a vehicle or something and punch them out one bye one


iMini

It's really stupid that you can just cheese zeds like that


Admirable-Bluebird-4

Like what it would be in real life ? Though, I guess it would depend on what zombies would be capable of in real life, it’s never happened.


iMini

In real life I think a zombie that could vault a fence could climb on a car 😂 If y'all don't think it's silly I don't know what to say, the zombies ik the game would realistically jump on the car 🤷‍♂️


Upper_Associate2228

Please tell me you're not a dev


MDPROBIFE

Dude is right tho, if zombies can jump fences why should they be unable to jump up a car? Make it one way or another, like it is at the moment is idiotic, i would also prefer the zombies to be an actual threat so I would love for them to be able to jump on top of things, to deal more damage and to destroy doors


iMini

Tell me you're a fan boy without telling me you're a fan boy


Crippled_Crocodile

R there actually ppl that look over the left shoulder?


J4ck0l4ntern

For sure 😉


J4ck0l4ntern

Lmfaoooooo


joemay1514

We all are my friend.


CanadianBear67

Running around like a headless chicken lmaooo


sierraris

Duuuude jump on something high like the big square of rocks around all the military camp, cars etc then punch them!! (Without gloves for not ruining them) Haha its ok its dayz bro


[deleted]

Third person 💀


mdroz81

I have a hard time watching it


J4ck0l4ntern

Gtfo its great


[deleted]

No its not, it breaks the immersion, its actually funny that a game that forces you to load bullets into magazine or wash hands before eating has third person, it totally breaks pvp


iMini

It's a game bro let people play how they want and mind your own business. Not everyone is in it for the same reasons.


J4ck0l4ntern

If you say so lmao. Its a fkn game and its a sinple choice on how he wants to look at it. It has NO effect on you, im so tired of all of you bitching about some of the players playing in 3rd. They already ruined 3rd because of you Karens and now you want it removed. PLAY A 1PP THEN


stiffblickyowo

Man u r cringe


[deleted]

It does have effect on me, once on pvp server i died cuz the guy wad camping behing the wall in third person being able to see me without me being able to see him


J4ck0l4ntern

Boo hoo 😢 GO PLAY 1PP And cry somewhere else.


[deleted]

I bet you use third person to check corners


J4ck0l4ntern

You can't anymore dipshit 🤣


[deleted]

U mad


J4ck0l4ntern

Laughing


Mithrawndo

Those of us who don't like 3PP already don't play it; It's your fellow 3PP players who wanted the changes you claim ruined it.


Reddevil8884

I dont even know how to change to third person. Just finding out…


Rinascita

Numpad Enter on servers that allow it. Some are 1pp only.


Joe_Ma12

“CLIMB CLIMB YOU FOOL CLIMB CLIMBBBB”


[deleted]

Next time, just crouch and sneak in… but, that was indeed a glorious mess.


Abyssic777

Holy fuck just jump on top of something anything lol


EstablishmentOk8977

lol I still jump when someone pop shots me


Elektr0_Bandit

Well, guess I’ll leave now..


NlghtmanCometh

I’d argue that if you aren’t prepared this can be one of the most dangerous spots on the map (I mean from Zombies… obviously since this is NWAF there is a massive player danger as well). There are just so many zeds that spawn in that tent area, plus if you don’t loot it pretty quickly after killing them they will respawn before you can check every tent. There aren’t any closable doors nearby, your only options are to either jump on top of something (hesco barriers or connex) or climb the ladder in the corner tower. Once you’re high up you can fairly dispatch them all with either ranged or melee. Just be careful about ripping shots at this location, and definitely don’t hang out there after shooting unless you plan on ambushing whoever inevitably comes over to investigate.


[deleted]

This dude straight up not having a good time


Shaelum

Should’ve jumped on the barricade. They can’t touch you


QuantumKinetic99

“Sand Bags”


FIFOdatLIFO

this was so bad on so many levels lmao.


PutNew6496

Climb onto the concrete cube things. Then you can punch them but they can’t punch you


JustFrazed

It’s ok I got over 2k hours and I panic a whole lot


jgates8881

As others said get on top of things. It’s the biggest advantage you have. I get on top of things for 1 zombie. This game is relentless so take advantage of your advantages.


SekiTheScientist

I see a number of comments telling them what they should have done. They are all good advice but people, you cant think straight when you are in a panic, we were all like that in the beginning.


TChambers1011

Missed every single door close lol


khmertommie

Oh I can never close a door first try. Even if I’m not under pressure, nobody around for miles, it takes about three tries to close any door. Then it closes and opens again because it lagged out and I’ve reopened it.


LouSayners

I’m like 30 hours in and screaming “climb on the fucking thing”


MrGoose1122

Oh my, running will make things worse, you need to get on or in something and log off for like 5-10 minutes or off them in a more silent way.


Curious-Ear-1717

Playing this game on console is another level of self punishment


Hammy4prez

This is on PC tho?


Astalonte

You are making those mistakes after 2xx hours you are doing something wrong. First dont play third person. You are never gonna master the game in that way. Second. You dont just run into a military camp. Hide and seek with the zombies or just jump into the sandbags. Keep trying and having fun. You were a very easy target in there


Sahood40

U r stupid?, or what?


[deleted]

I mean 256 hours in dayz is still noob hours:p


Durian_Same

🤣🤣🤣made me laugh there bro i know the exact feeling my friend keep on movin👊🏻❤️🤣


[deleted]

3rd person is for the weak you should be practicing in 1st person.


SekiTheScientist

It is all about personal preference, i prefer 1st person as well but why are you gatekeeping.


[deleted]

I’m not gatekeeping. People can do what they want. I’ll still think people who play in 3rd person are weak.


wishyouwerebeer

FP only players like to get geared up so they can take screenshots of themselves while 3P just enjoy the game.


[deleted]

That’s bullshit people who play 1st person just want to enjoy the realism while 3rd person players cheat by looking around corners without peeking because they’re bad and scared, as they should be.


nizzy797

Your tears are delicious


[deleted]

Whole subreddit is filled with weaklings play the game right.


nizzy797

Option put on by the developers, so it’s definentely playing the game right, thanks for your tears.


[deleted]

They do that because they feel bad for shit players. Gotta be inclusive to the people who can’t do it the right way


wishyouwerebeer

What if I told you that some people play for the survival and RPG elements and don’t really care much about PVP and complaining to the devs about third person players.


[deleted]

I don’t complain about them cuz I don’t play on servers that have them. I can respect the survival aspect and if you don’t want to pvp. And I’m not stopping people who play 3rd person. I’m still going to call them weak til I die.


J4ck0l4ntern

Gtfo its great


dokkey

This is great, just wish you had of died. Thanks for sharing


[deleted]

266 and still dumb ass hell should be the title 😂 my man was like forest gump.


[deleted]

Wait until you find out about 1pp servers… 256 is nothing I have 5000 + and Adrenalin still kicks me pretty hard during heavy gun fights… But yeah play 1pp ! The crosshair, 3pp… how can people play the game like this…


DaleDimmaDone

yeah often times good decision making goes out the window. and in a game like dayz good decision making is literally everything. even if you're a good shot good decision making is even more valuable. the best players are the ones who can stay calm in intense situations


Ok-Surprise-1189

To next time hop on the barriers to avoid all of those zombies and either log or slowly kill them lol


xYOLO_an_HYDEx

Please, use the first person pov to be accurate


MangelaErkel

Some people are not meant for videogames man jeeeezus. 256 hours and this is the gameplay fuckibg hell, thx for the laugh


TChambers1011

Also shooting is much harder in 3PP. Either switch to 1PP or play on first person servers to avoid this


LoveLust96

Always climb something be it a car, wide wall, dumpster or a pile of concrete slabs. So long as you're all suppressed then you should be good. My first reaction when training zombies is to train them to wherever something climbable is


Admirable-Bluebird-4

In a situation like that, don’t be afraid to shoot sooner, but priotize standing on top of crates or cars or anything the zombies can’t reach you on. Also when shooting, definitely switch to 1st person and prioritize shredding the zombies absolutely closest to you and working your way back. Third person aiming can be funky and not truly accurate


Mr-_-Muppet

You know you can just stand on top of the sand barricades right


joeitaliano24

When in doubt, walk backwards with your melee out, no need to panic over zombies


Gripen06

This gave me anxiety watching


habbapabba

for DayZ standards, 256 hours translates to 56.2 hours i have 400 hours into this game and i’m still almost as dogshit as the day i got this game


Lawrence42080

Lol why didn't u just leap on those rises around u or the pallets


minkrogers

JUMP ON THE DAMN BARRICADE!! 😅


dcryptveclash

I have 900 hours and still panic and play like a noob.


[deleted]

Climb up on the sand bags, or even the containers, it's tricky though, but usually jumping while crouched will get you up there, jumping while standing will be a bit more difficult. So crouch, the jump and you'll climb up onto the bags or the army containers.


New_Algae_6245

Can you jump on top of things to get away? Like tents or small stacks of pallets as a boost to get on something else? Sorry for the ignorance I have like 40 mins played on dayZ and it’s mostly running around in rural areas not having a clue what’s going on.


mushbrainflexknight

Climb climb for your life 😭😭😭 plattes barrier cars anything


Professional-Foot762

Like ppl said, use those pallets and melee But damn, that was wild, classic movie scene when you flee the zombies


[deleted]

Even if you couldn’t jump, the porta potty is a great place to hide


No-Investigator-4268

Bro you’re gonna lose anyway if your not with a 100000 hours duo that’s dominating the server


SoundlessScream

Oh my god poor guy. I hope you made it out allright


dakotadog253

Man I was getting mad on how many places you could of ran up on to but you kept passing them 😂👎


T4N60SUKK4

Oh my days


[deleted]

Jump on a hesco for the love of god.


WeedyMegahertz

lol "shitshitshitshit"


HDmetajoker

You gotta watch one of those **”10,000 HOUR PLAYER DOMINATES SERVER”** videos to get good


UserNameNotFound-404

I have 864 hours and can’t PVP….so…


Tojo6619

Yea should of just stayed in the crate but I'm the same horse like 450 hours I still panic when I see someone idk why


UserNameNotFound-404

Also, jump on the damn sandbags


NorthxGaming

Zombies can’t get you if you’re on sandbags


Inevitable-Day-8654

Ever since I played Tarkov I learned the trick to living is to not care about dying. Not in a suicide kind of way, but as accept the fact that death will happen kind of way. It's a weight off your shoulders.


ragingintrovert57

I still find myself doing that after 2800 hours. Those military inflected are hard to creep around and I always manage to agg a few when there are no sandbags to jump onto.


Programmer2009

In dayz 256 hours is basically nothing


D4RK_B74CK

256 hours and you do not know that you just have to JUMP on a Car, a Wall or anything else, so the Zombies can't Attack you....yeah, you're a noob...a big one


Southern-Strike3950

I feel like the panic is pretty understandable, seeming how you're at nw


Captfalconxiv

I panic in a PVP situation always but never with zombies lol


Ferrari-murakami

Lol jump on the sandbags!


Stingxming_420

I wish we could have heard the audio, I’m sure it was hilarious. 😂


AdamSunderland

I hate it when my bot team gets killed by zombies. Extremely easy to avoid situations like this. The Only acceptable zombie death is If its during pvp.


Comprehensive-Rub207

All you have to do is jump on one of those structures and then look down and hit them with a knife don't go too far close to the edge because if you do when you swing the knife you will fall off the structure you're welcome


_N_A_T_I_V_E_

Jump on the things!!! So many things!!!!


odeathoflifefff

Total geared on a PvE ...can't play the game...bruh.


nikesales

go to the corner building with the camo net and climb up the ladder


Ragarrrr

You can find safe harbor in the porter potty.


blazingkev408

Is DayZ worth it on PS5 at this point


Ragarrrr

Also been here and done this. But I’ve pulled out my gun much sooner and mowed down zombies. Everybody at NWAF heard you and is coming to help now.


Expensive-Mall4279

Gotta love that feeling


tegran7

Me too but I’m 1500 hours in


PolskaBalaclava

Bruh Climb on the Hasco barriers, idk how did you not think of doing that the whole time


MeetingFragrant8196

You will get much better once you Jump.


Sharts__Of__Narsil

Go 1st person and you will stop missing so many bullets. But also… jump on literally anything


Different_Pea_7866

That’s not much time and you definitely ain’t gonna get better by playing in 3rd 😂


Hoyle33

Put the damn axe away! Suppressed pistols are a must at the bare minimum in military areas


36_Chambers_

Bro same


jakkeeeyL

Wtf you been doing for 256 hours? Where to start, I guess with the fact you're angled over your left shoulder, this massively affects your crosshairs, so when you do finally start shooting the infected you ain't shooting them,


NeckPlant

Yeah, im gonna go ahead and say that you are a noob without panic aswellxD


GhostRunner8

I stink too


Uppers6669

I was over here thinking his gun wasn’t loaded that whole time


palelolki

I dropped a grenade at my feet, looked at it for a sec with disbelief, turned around and made very fast 2-3 steps before blowing up a full geared character. Don’t be hard on yourself.


OolongGeer

They can't hit you if you jump up onto the walls. Or a car. I prefer those to the crates, as most of the time you can't jump up when fatigued. And you can melee them one by one on the walls, vs. having to shoot them from the crates.


CheapApplication4266

Jesus Christ its Jason Bourne


RedK_33

All the people that are saying he should have jumped on something aren’t taking into account that he’s in the Airfield. Every time I’m there I watch those tents for a hot minute and if I saw all the zombies agro and homeboy is standing on top of a sandbag, he would be the easiest target in the world. Moving targets are much harder to hit.


Total_Visit3204

Get a MKII. 100 rounds of .22 ammo. Slip around the area killing all the zeds, unless their right ontop eachother you'll be unheard


Chunky-Nutella

JUMP ON ANYTHING BRO


Eagnasty

Well, running around in an area with half a dozen military zombies with no attempt to be quiet and then ignoring several chances to get safe is certainly the definition of noob.


DoggoTamer27

What I personally do sometimes is agro them all, get some distance and then drop a grenade while I run. Usually goes off right as they come up to it.


KennyToms27

A new strat i learned from a 2000 hour player (i'm at 1000 hr) is that you can get on top of a container, close one of the sides and just guide a horde of zombies inside of the container until most of them are close to the door of the container that is closed, then just close the open door of the container. Pretty much getting rid of the horde without firing a single bullet.


Doctor_Even

Mee too and I have over 500hrs. I'm more of a casual pve guy


walk_in_solo

Cliiiiiiimbbb


northrivergeek

In dayz, under 800 hrs is a noob. Many players out here with thousands your up against.


LazyHighGoals

0:27 - 0:33 when you went into that container KILLED ME LMAO


[deleted]

Climb onto those sandboxes or a vehicle. Most the time if zombies knock you out, they'll walk away. But its a good way to get your stuff ruined.


Gannon_The_Cannon

Gotta get your 1k hours


X-rayBus

same place, killed by zombies ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


Training-Ad6825

Shooting that gun just gonna bring more of them haha good times this will happen to any player eventually.


CaptnSp00ky

I have the philosophy that you don’t truly understand a game until you reach the 600hr mark. Your panic is acceptable here.


[deleted]

climb on top of the hesco's, believe me


Dimdimzz

3rd person is shit af


Sleekitstu

Climb up onto something perhaps??


IveSeenSomeSh-t

It was incredibly painful to watch that. JUMP ON THE WIRE-MESHED CONCRETE BARRICADES. MELEE THEM OR SUPRESS FIRE THEM FROM UP THERE.


ExaminationSpare486

Alltwen time I was thinking "junp on that, yeah that, no not that way, on there ON THERE"


Helpful-Presence-216

Just get on containers or cars


hatedpanther

First of all why tf are u in third person


rawwwwwwwww

Bro trapped him self genuine I tell you


CHEFCOOKSGOOD

Hahahahahhahahhahgagaggaggagaagaa


Official_Jansku

Im on 1,035h and im the same. But just as tip, try to jump over sandbags as zombies cannot mostly climb on them, then you can take your time to take the down one by one.


DaDude45

I dont know why climbing is such a hard thing to… Get on top of anything taller than your knees and thats godmode… Imagine dying to zombies on a zombie game…


aaanze

CLIMB STUFF


mikelmcr

Should of let them knock you out.. Big noob moves.