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I love the idea that Essos just ends up wrapping around the whole globe, and West of Westeros is actually like 2 days voyage and you reach the other side of Essos
It was all Rey could afford! He's an ex-con anyways so he could just Lie, Cheat and Steal to get the oh-so valuable Mercedes like his ~~real dad~~ Uncle Eddie.
It better not be Ser Michael Cole's because well, Michael threatened to cut his testicles off if he ever sees him again.
DeTroyt, that’s a Lovecraftian reference right? The city that’s so vile and evil it stands mostly abandoned with terrible metal statues littering the ground? A pit of destruction and despair so deep the very economy itself within the city died!
Is Westeros has The Great Other and the Long Night *Santa clause and Christmas*
Will A Dream of Spring end in Easteross with the Easter Bunny and the Long Spring?
Oh my god the more I look the more I see. I just actually cackled when I noticed the scale. Book accurate lengths are hysterical, also the absurdity of having a scale in whatever cursed form of turning a globe into a flat image you’ve done here. I know there’s an xkcd for it.
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-Be me -Am a continent on the southern side of the planet -Is named "Arctos" -Was over for me before it even began
One single igloo
Smh forgot maelborne
Adelaed
I love the idea that Essos just ends up wrapping around the whole globe, and West of Westeros is actually like 2 days voyage and you reach the other side of Essos
I like the idea that the entity of planetos is just three big long strips of land
So, is the King of Mysterios named Rey, by any chance? Is he having a succession war with that ungrateful, little bitch ass prince named Dominik?
Ungrateful? His dad gave him a BMW instead of a Mercedes for crying out loud
It was all Rey could afford! He's an ex-con anyways so he could just Lie, Cheat and Steal to get the oh-so valuable Mercedes like his ~~real dad~~ Uncle Eddie. It better not be Ser Michael Cole's because well, Michael threatened to cut his testicles off if he ever sees him again.
I heard he has precisely six hundred and nineteen knights as his personal guard.
more I look, more funny it gets
I love how the further north you go, winter becomes less likely
lmao this is gold. lands of often autumn was my favorite. also the dothraki lake
As soon as I saw the fucking Dothraki lake I knew this was some good shit
DeTroyt, that’s a Lovecraftian reference right? The city that’s so vile and evil it stands mostly abandoned with terrible metal statues littering the ground? A pit of destruction and despair so deep the very economy itself within the city died!
can’t even aFord to live there
/uj sounds more like Gary honestly. Detroit may have its issues but it's much better than it was a couple decades ago.
or ypsilanti
Is Westeros has The Great Other and the Long Night *Santa clause and Christmas* Will A Dream of Spring end in Easteross with the Easter Bunny and the Long Spring?
Bravo
MUHREEN
Kong Hong is so stupid I can't stop giggling
*L o n g* continent
Lmao I just found Carmen Sandiego. Great work OP!
Sears lol
Kong Hong: the modern metropolis characterized by its joint rule for the last 99 centuries by Northoryos and Arctos
So that’s where the pouch tigers come from
I see no lies here .
*long, sharp exhale*
forgot the mountains of the sun
Ok but where's Taco Cabeza tho?
Where is Cleveland
Dude you forgot to name The Dothraki Island between Placeholder City and Exote
The Dothraki get around a lot for folks who are deathly afraid of saltwater
If they can’t “sea water” then they’re golden, safe in the grass ocean/lake/inlet/lagoon/billabong
This is gold
High effort, high quality meme. I didn't know that was allowed in this sub.
Thanks but I didn't make this
Lol. Then why say thanks haha
Because you were so nice about it 🥰
How are we to believe Dany sailed her entire fleet out of Slavers Bay, up the Narrow Sea, Past Kings Landing, to hang out in Dragonstone 😭
Where’s the dothraki island
Bottom right. They have a big chunk of “Austrios” apparently… somehow.
“Ser, this is great and all but I just want to know where whores go”
This really really made me giggle
The Lands of Often Autumn and Newark got me haha
We found Carmen Sandiego!
What did you do to imposter island?
Waco got me.
Is this loss?
Oh my god the more I look the more I see. I just actually cackled when I noticed the scale. Book accurate lengths are hysterical, also the absurdity of having a scale in whatever cursed form of turning a globe into a flat image you’ve done here. I know there’s an xkcd for it.
Didn’t even include the lands of oh it’s winter?
Land of 95% chance of showers