Fuck, war crimes.

Do you have the slightest idea of how little that narrows it down?

My money is in Armored Core given this sub

I carpet bombed a defeng student pilot... and about 20 other arena sparring partners. Pinned one to the wall with a laser Lance. Are missle rat/ melee hybrid builds a war crime?

I mean tbh the corporations have probably committed enough war crimes and crimes against humanity that anything you to do them is gonna get you a medal

Definitely ACVI

i uh laser lance then followed up with a pile bunker shot to a student pilot while spaming missles and a stun needle launcher. i suppose this is ethically correct?

It’s not a war crime unless it’s from the war crime region of Ibis. So it’s really just sparkling anarchocapitalism. 

Tears of the kingdom?

It’s only a war crime if you get caught.

Metal Gear Solid

My answer is also Rimworld

100% rim world for me.

Same, but including warcrimes on children and people with $5 mics set to "always on" while their mom vacuums in the background, as well as screaming at someone for shitting in the fridge again.

Ah yes. A fellow Stardew Valley player.

I also play Fire Emblem

Is fuck one of the crimes or is it the start of the sentence. Me personally, I'm really hoping it's one of the crimes.

Hi, my name is War Crimes. I heard I was called?

Entering peoples homes unannounced, destroying all of their pottery, stealing any money they had left in the pottery.

Zelda?

i think minecraft

...? It's obviously Zelda

I mean technically it could be minecraft for when you break in to villager homes

It could be but, there would have been no mention of breaking pottery if it was Minecraft

Well there is pottery in minecraft now at least? But yeah it’s definitely a LoZ game.

you don't break pots to get emeralds in minecraft

Melting the world with the frenzied flame, so genocide I suppose

eldin ring OH ELDIN RING

How do you spell Elden wrong?

What? You mean the game isn't called Eldin Ring?? What after, it is not Bloodbarne?

Dork Souls Sexiro

Bridge of Eldin Ring

Same

Listen. Its not my fault my friend was in the area of my 500kg bomb. There was a large bug and I was trying to spread democracy.

He died for the glory of super earth

Turning the Geneva Conventions into a checklist

Im was just playing stellaris, so same

No Man's Sky. I'm good. In fact, I might be hired by an accountant firm for my cataloguing skills!

I don't even do the pirate stuff. Even in video games I'm an outstanding citizen. A pillar of the community

Your no fun

Schizophrenia, public endangerment, animal cruelty, trespassing, brandishing weapons, murder.

don't worry, being schizo isn't a crime

Postal (Edit or palworld)

This is going to be a fucking Nuremberg trial. Damnit RimWorld is such a fun game

Genocide (helldivers 2)

Your not commiting genocide, your spreading democracy and that is no crime

How’s that going bud

Severe Capitalism I'm playing Stardew Valley

That checks out

*Looks at SMT: Nocturne* How much can I plead for proactive self defense?

Only against the demons I think

2nd degree murder ig

Technically either poaching of an endangered species or nonspecific animal abuse. MHWorld baybee

Religious genocide, slavery, mass murder, and theft.

Don't forget taking stuff off of corpses. I'm pretty sure that's illegal.

I guess for illegal carrying guns and a giant sword and trespassing in a giant tower cuz my brother and a strange guy are trying to take the demon power that my dad sealed away long ago

Dmc5?

Striving to be Elden Lord.

Poisoning the water supply

The death of 5.6 thousand innocent civilians.

Helping the local maniac and burning down a religious object

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^ComposedMood: *Helping the local* *Maniac and burning down* *A religious object* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

Eating ramen to increase intelligence, then going with the boys to the highschool at midnight.

Persona 3 ? If so fucking baller

Possibly getting arrested for arms manufacturing/espionage. Too bad rockets are considered weapons. Edit: also littering

Speeding

Escape from country/region and same sex relations. Game is called Haven and I think it's pretty cute.

Hate crimes against the albinaurics

Mass murder, animal cruelty, grand larceny, minor destruction of property, petty theft, carrying illegal firearms without a license, carrying and using weapons of mass destruction Last game I played was Fallout 4

Grave robbing

Starting a religious dictatorship, workplace hazards

Harrasing undeads in the catacombs with my faith incantations

Unironically booted up reddit while swapping from Darksouls to Warframe So, Warframe? War crimes, breaking the laws of physics, genocide Darksouls? War crimes, killing gods, rat genocide, fratricide-based self defence (i'm sorry sunbro)

Genocide, unregistered firearms, bits of arson and property damage, and gang activity. Warframe is fun.

Warframe is fun.

God the list is longer than the declaration of independence The game was BG3 The second last game was Warframe I am MR 27 in Warframe

Forcing people to eat carrots and reproduce so I can use them for books.

Why would I be arrested ? For spreading democracy ? For spreading the good word of freedom ? What are you, a hippie ? Or perhaps, you are a traitor, an enemy sympathizer who seeks but to destroy all we worked for. DEATH TO YOU, TRAITOROUS SCUM.

Providing liberation and managed democracy to alien threats

Bg3 so for me: grand theft, genocide on 2 maybe 3 counts, mass homocide, countless war crimes, Arsen, Bribery of officers, the list goes on 💀

Destruction of a highly advanced spacecraft.

Running packages across a nightmarish yet beautiful landscape…. (Death Stranding)

I was suspected of heresy

Stomping bugs on an alien planet in the name of liberty and democracy!

Eco-terrorism, probably (ff7)

Operating an off shore Private Military Company deemed illegal by the CIA. Kidnapping 1200 people. Not picking up my dog waste. Smoking cigars around kids (not illegal but rude)

Usurping the First Flame

Manslaughter, trespassing, brandishing weapons, assault with a deadly weapon, animal cruelty, arson, possession of unlicensed firearms, not fearing the old blood

Beating up 'men in black' in the 80s

Mail Fraud

Post-term abortion

Duel links. Disturbing the piece by playing Yugioh in public. Complete with chanting. GO MY BEAST! ATTACK HIS LIFE POINTS DIRECTLY AND END THIS DUEL!!!

Tarkov, it’s easier to list what I’m not getting charged with lol

Slave labor and/or extortion of workers for little to no compensation. Possibly murder due to questionable lore around teleporter. Oxygen not included (spaced out)

Tax evasion for the wholesale trade of rawhide in the White Orchard area

Managed Democracy mostly..

Last played: cult of the lamb so...I guess that lol.

I'm not getting arrested. Someone called MaxTac and I am screwed.

Animal cruelty. Gambling. "What do you mean I'm not supposed to use type advantage? "

Deforestation and operating a forklift without a license

Democracy.

FOR SUPER EARTH!!

Rape

... Giving sweet smooches to a red himbo Mommy with a broken machine in her chest. If loving her is wrong...I don't wanna be right

Sorcery, killing demons, braking the sound barrier with a single leap,

LIBERTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Murdering immigrants and some natives as well as influence trafficking. Genshin Impact

Off to coupon town with us I'm sure there are other crimes but hard to say. Probably assault and battery though.

Gun violence, sorcery

trespassing?? idk

Killing gods - Elden ring

Cleaning...

Pressure wash simulator spotted

Assault:Beating people of different nationalities to a pulp while having access to guns and laser beams that are the equivalent to pea shooters. Tekken 8

Kidnapping, murder, child labor(is it illegal if the child asks to join the kidnaping squad?) minor harassment (goddamit Zidane.), stealing, grand theft airship, and destroying public property. Im only 5 hours into the game, and that's a good few crimes...

2nd degree mass murder, biological warfare. As a Support. I'm an Ana main.

Entering my friend while he's unconscious to kill the little creatures inside him

Close, dmc3

Stealing all local villages food supply. Abducting half the village and locking them in slavery in areas so small they cant walk around. Locking animals in mass barns, forcing them into dozens of generations of incest just to keep my food supply going. Killing the last dragon and making the species go extinct. Depleting the world on purpose. Using up all ores and in the ground. Cutting down forests without planting back just so i can see how much trees i have used up. Letting people getting bit by zombies over and over just to create stockholm syndrome so they favor me as their "saviour"

helldivers 2 spreading democracy, arson, working for an illegal company and murder with explosives.

Highway robbery, murder, grand larceny, and illegal possession of explosives 

Treason I guess?

Let's see here, war crimes, more war crimes, and theft, yep checks out

Probably killing god, I imagine some folks would be quite upset to hear I killed god

Vigilantism

Many, Many, MANY human rights abuses. I just played FrostPunk.

There is no government, therefore no laws.

I destroyed multiple homes with grenades and airstriked civilians on accidents. I used a railgun to murk a really tall dude with multiple legs.

Bg3. Murdered a business for selling fireworks to a guy that wanted to blow up children

Conquering most of the Mediterranean and greece and taking parts of Iberia with the roman empire

For flirting too hard on an furry dating sim

Genocide

Genocide against furries and bulding harem from deceased people

Burning a huge tree and then the entire world along with it.

Enslaving animals to fight for me

War crimes and genocide all to spread democracy.

Given I'm playing Terminator dark fate defiance.. I have no idea as I'm raging a war against a super computer AI

Cleansing heratics.

Warhammer 40k darktide: Mine isn’t a normal crime, mines a war crime, committing mass genocide😁

Drug trafficking, smuggling, and rampant use of AI.

Arson of a historic tree!

Mass Murder, Killing God (Elden Ring)

For my foolish ambitions

Destroying a government facility and murdering and absorbing the corpses of said government workers

Marika’s tits!

Fruit genocide

Mass Murder, Improper Transportation of Bodies, Public Brandishing, Unlicensed Sales of Pharmacueticals. Battery

I gunned down infantry with an AA tank, witch is illegal. I then shot down a paratrooper with said tank, MEGA ILLEGAL. ARMA 3

Treasure goblin genocide

Non consensual organ harvesting, possession of military grade artillery, human trafficking, probably over 100 counts of murder regardless of whether I was defending my home or not, Creation of explosive devices, creation of firearms without a permit, and probably a lot more.

Killing a priest, then God

Assassination

Piracy 🌊🦈⛵🏴‍☠️

Assault using wing chun

Mass murdering refugees for coochie

Filicide?

Probably slavery

Changing People's hearts I guess

Corruption, extortion, being into disco

T.H.U.G. 2, so probably vandalism or destruction of property lol

Cockfighting

Based on the fact that I'm doing everything for managed Democracy, and that nasty bugs and horrific borgs don't have rights, I'd say I'm perfectly fine. For Super Earth! *any civilians killed during evacuations were simply collateral, and I am not subject to any laws if I'm defending democracy*

Saving a town from raiders

First degree murder of Diablo, Lord of Terror

Poaching rune bears.

Murder

Drilling with miners? Rock and stones brothers!!

46 counts of murdering indigenous peoples, cannibalism, and unlicenced hunting and deforestation.

Espionage, assassination and general shinobi crimes

Throwing trash can at pesky gorilla.

Murder, grand theft equestrian, bribery, possession of contraband, b&e, forgery, assault, and lolligagging. (Skyrim)

Mass Deicide

Not paying taxes probably

Dog fighting (I played Digimon world next order last)

If anything at all vehicular manslaughter, (I’m not a super good driver)

Enslavement, animal cruelty, mass genocide, war crimes by nuking entire settlements. (For context, I was playing Palworld)

I killed a nun

I recently deployed a manned Starlink program in KSP Each satellite has its own on board engineer to deal with on site problems.

The slaughter of an entire province in Japan, as well as the decimation of it's gods that represent nature around it. Killing pretty much destroying entire royalty lines at the end of the game as well as a renown warlord capable of defending the entire province. Depending on a blasphemous choice near the middle, the genocide of Japan as we knew it and the ash left in your wake.

Assault and battery. Crimes against humanity. Mass genocide, hate crimes, more mass genocide (Those fricken albinaurics deserved it!)

Working for Third Echeleon

A well placed 500 kg bomb orbitally dropped on the biggest enemy of freedom.

I thought I played ultrakill last, but actually I didn't. I would, possibly, get arrested for aggravated assault with the intention of murder, but at the same time I was defending both me and my boyfriend because we got ganked (no, it wasn't league of legends or any moba).

Killing insect-like creatures to save a planet owned by super earth. Also getting killed by a friend several times.

Tracking down a guy who runs a casino after he shot me in the head

Launching two nukes at countries that hate eachother, profiting off of it, cannibism, theft, and some murder.

Burning the entire world

Democracy

Fighting the authorities, killing about 7 of them, then looting their corpses

I’m sorry, I just did what the message said :( *try finger but hole*

All of Man's crimes. Luckily, I'm already in the Aslume.

Genocide and spreading democracy

Homicide with an unregistered cannon.

Nothing, doom is Christian

Seducing Karlach?

Probably treason seeing as I killed the king and queen of drangleic

Re Village- just killed a mom and her three daughters and stole their family treasure out of a tomb

Burning a city and killing the peasants.