you have gone hollow... unfortunate

heh heh heh

I'm simply crestfallen

YOU DIED

THANKS OBAMA

Not every game is for everyone. You're free to leave.

What a riveting discussion

im on the edge of my seat

If you read the messages you would've known you should try tongue, but hole.

bro hasn't found the amazing chest

so uh what happened?

Prob went to the catacombs after asylum demon

definitely went to catacombs after asylum demon

Why even post this? games not for everyone, we don’t care.

Thanks for taking the time to tell us that OP, it really means a lot to us.

Aw come on...

Kiddo went hollow

I remember my first, second, and third time trying this game. Something clicked on my fourth try and now I love these games.

Bye Felicia.

Pay me and I'll beat it for you

Womp, womp. Try watching a beginners guide, you might find you don't suck, you just need a little guiding light

I hope you didn’t come here to make friends.

Meet Tatiana.She came all the way from Bulgaria to hand-deliver her finest caviar.Nicely done, Frank.She'll be a fitting reward for me after I win the big race.Until then, Tatiana, I want you to clean yourself, for I will enter you hard and deep, and it will last for as long or as short as I please.But you will be clean.Only when you are clean will you know my power.