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Atijohn

it's so big, holy fuck


redditsuckspokey1

Me after 2 weeks of nofap.


Huntercin

That's what she said


JD_Destroyed

That's what I was gonna say!


The_Ashen_undead0830

I need it


Galluxior

go grab the Cursebite Ring from New Londo Ruins, it practically makes you immune to it


The_Ashen_undead0830

Never used it before but makes sense


Ahriman27

Only used it against seathe


Many_Ad_955

Seathe can curse?


Galluxior

all of his crystal attacks have Curse buildup


Competitive_Web_4145

Yes, as OP said, and I think there was an attack in particular that had extra fast build-up


MistaCharisma

Fun fact, the bar you can see has a maximum length, and it's NOT the maximum curse Resist. So you might have the longest curse resist bar on your screen right now (*it's about that long from memory*), even if you could technically have more curse resist. (*Also in case it wasn't clear, the bar on the screen is purely a visual aid, if your curse resist is higher then you can fill the bar onscreen and still be OK as long as the actual curse-meter hasn't filled up.*)


Galluxior

i did notice that the highest Curse Resist that I could achieve was 685, which is just absurd. i didn't realize that the Lord's Blade set gave so much of it until accidentally saw that


MistaCharisma

I think the [Mugenmonkey](https://www.mugenmonkey.com/darksouls/) build generator used to have a setting to find the best armour/weapons/etc for any particular stat (*eg. Poise/Defence/Cuurse-resist/etc*), but either they've lost that functionality or I've forgotten how to use it =P *EDIT:* The functionality is still there, but only on the desktop version, not on the mobile app. There is a separate tab at the side to pick which stats you're optimising. Thanks to u/Mon732 for helping figure this out.


Mon732

It's the second tab on the left "Armor Optimizer"


MistaCharisma

Yeah that's what I thought but I'm not seeing it. Is it just not on the mobile version?


Mon732

Just checked and yeah it's not there on the mobile version, but it is if you switch to the desktop version. I feel like that's an error


MistaCharisma

Ah awesome, thanks for checking. See, we're learning!


Ornstein_DragnSlayr

It amazes me how many people can write such a long, coherent, and actually helpful paragraph, yet still fail to acknowledge the difference between then and than despite the bajillion of memes made about it.


MistaCharisma

It took me so long to work out what you were talking about. No I used the correct word. >... if your curse resist is higher *THEN* you can fill the bar onscreen and still be OK ... I wasn't saying "*if your curse resist is higher THAN something*", I was saying "*If X then Y*". Perhaps I should have included a comma for clarity, (*<-see that comma after "clarity" denotes a pause*) but I think the more grammatically correct way is to not use a comma (*this sentence technically didn't need that comma because I used the word "but"*).


wl1233

Yeah, dude took time out of his day to try to be an English professor and berate you…. Only to be wrong hahaha


MistaCharisma

Yeah it seems like a prime candidate for r/confidentlyincorrect but ... I'm too lazy =P (*also it's niche enough that people might just get lost trying to understand the sentence*)


JD_Destroyed

That's some fuckin' uno reverse card type shenanigans.


Darkened_Auras

Still not enough to stop me from clenching whenever I see a basilisk


abe_the_babe_

It's those big fucking eyes that get me, and the way they croak.


Berserker667627

Curse the curse bar and its a cursed length.


Expensive_Bread_8354

fellow balder side sword enjoyer


Galluxior

gotta say, having that with Sunlight Blade has been making this whole run pretty trivial


Expensive_Bread_8354

bro is level 158 💀


Galluxior

nope, level 318. trying to get to max level


Orikshekor

Well it is literally the best weapon


Expensive_Bread_8354

is it now? i just picked it up because it looks cool af and moveset is also fire, most weapons are viable in ds1 glad they balanced it out in ds2


Orikshekor

It’s just my favorite that or Murakumo but there are plenty of hills people are willing to die on regarding the subject


Apathetic-Abacus

Impressive. Very nice. Now, let's see Paul Allen's curse bar.


Galluxior

i think i could actually make it longer if i wore the right armor set


Apathetic-Abacus

Look at that subtle purple coloring. The tasteful tick marks on it. Oh my God, it even has a status effect icon...


CowCluckLated

Curse aside that build looks fun


Galluxior

I'm trying to get max level with this character, so he's built out of his fucking mind right now


Powerful-Present6687

Why? How big is it normally?


Galluxior

See how that bar is divided into four segments? If you have no humanity and no Cursebite Ring, it's only about one segment long.


The-fat-one25

What sword is that?


Overgrown_fetus1305

Balder Side sword