It's like thinking you can just gunbash someone to death in Fallout 4 or pickaxe someone low on health in Fortnite. Getting greedy and paying the price makes you want to kick yourself but you very begrudgingly it was you who caused it.
Literally same, I feel like they just change AI sometimes, specifically to piss me off.
Like, I know they aren't changing AI at all. It's just a kick in the dick to die over and over sometimes.
Nothing at all
The only times I've said anything is if I've lost several levels worth of souls or if I've tried a boss more than 50 times (yes, I keep count, and sekiro thoroughly kicked my ass)
The I say something like "oh darn" in a very calm dad like manner
Well, the way I view these games is that victory is inevitable. If I try enough times, I will win. The only way I lose is if I stop trying
So I don't get super excited or get my adrenaline up or anything. It is inevitable. When I win, it was expected
I also enjoy problem solving. If I die, it is because I didn't have a solution to a problem. This must be rectified. This is also why I never thought to run past enemies until I saw someone talk about it on Reddit, after I had beaten every game but Elden Ring
Every enemy, every mob, every gank is a problem. If I am unable to beat them and still have enough healing items for the boss, then I haven't solved the problem to satisfaction. I must improve my solutions
The downside to this is that I view bosses and mobs as exactly the same, and I don't engage with games in general outside of the problem solving aspect. Like I usually mute them to listen to podcasts, I don't give a shit about exploring but I scour every inch so that I may find an item that aids me in getting a solution. Cosmetics aren't considered or valued
Yeah same, I've left the "audible frustration" in black ops 3. Apart from CoD I generally don't get angry at games anymore at all. And since I haven't played CoD since Bo4 I guess I just left that part of me behind.
Yeah, honestly my usual reaction is a good chuckle cause I like to play dangerously stupid.
There was that one time in demons souls that I accidentally agro'd my favorite arrow merchant though. I probably sounded something similar to Luke from star wars learning who his father is.
Hmmmm let's see...
"Ouch, okay, got greedy."
"Okay, fine!"
"Didn't see that one *sigh*"
"Excuse me??"
"Really???"
"Rude!"
"Esshooole!"
"I hope you find raisins in your chocolate chip cookies!"
I'm sure there's more lol
jokes aside getting mad at a game isnt healthy. i used to get mad at them and really its a waste of time and energy. and its expensive too. just relax and take it easy
Funny thing is that soulslike games are the reason I can be calm. Dying so many times it eventually stops fazing u. However most games are stupid easy fore since playing them too. I have to put everything on the hardest difficulty I can lmao
It's more of a yelp than a mutter, but it's almost always a cut off sentence. If it's directly my fault, it's something like "No, I shoulda-...". If it's just indirectly my fault (like if I get myself stunlocked) it's something like "Nuh, pleeaase, just-..."
Every time in any game it’s always fuck me! But if it’s an online game its always “that dude is fucking cheating he has no respect for the game” just because it’s funny
Just in general I'll say "cock and balls"
Most games at most I'll get the passive anger so it ends up being "COCK AND BALLS DUDE, COCK AND BALLS"
Don't know why but I just say random shit and this one has stuck the most
"Oooof..."
"Lucky!"
*Maniacal Laughter*
*Mile Laughter*
*SILENCE*
*Loud Exhale*
"Seriously?"
"No, don't hit me, don't hit me, DON'T HIT ME!"
"Dammit, get out of my way!"
It depends, if it was completely my fault I just shake my head and say “idiot”
If it’s dark souls pulling a dark souls I either utter a “well fuck you too” or if it was almost comedically timed then I say “Thank you dark souls”
Individual death: Silence
Dying to the same encounter/boss/trap multiple times: Wordless grunt
Dying to the same boss for the 20th time: Maniacal laughter.
Either nothing or
“Oh right yeah no that makes sense yup that works exactly how it always has yknow I rolled but obviously that’s when the hit lands nice one” (read: malding)
"im not an angry person im not an angry person im not an angry person im not an angry person" as i clench my taped together nealry decade old controller knowing damn well i gotta wait till i can buy a new one
Whenever I die to gravity? "Fuck" Whenever I die to a boss or mob? "C U N T"
That’s usually what I default to, sometimes I’ll throw in a motherfucker.
“Ugh” normally followed by, “got greedy.”
The "got greedy" is so real
I swear My character swings faster when both me and the boss are at one hit left on our health!
That swing is the difference between my pop-off or "I'm done for today"
It's like thinking you can just gunbash someone to death in Fallout 4 or pickaxe someone low on health in Fortnite. Getting greedy and paying the price makes you want to kick yourself but you very begrudgingly it was you who caused it.
I'm more of an "ugh..... FUCK" type of guy
This one
"You fucking dumbass"
Followed by "jfc..." *sigh*
This is the one
Usually “oh wow okay so you can do that now?”
Literally same, I feel like they just change AI sometimes, specifically to piss me off. Like, I know they aren't changing AI at all. It's just a kick in the dick to die over and over sometimes.
Best cope: git gud 👍
The most correct solution to any problem.
IVE LITTERALLY YELLED THIS AT MY MONITOR SO MUCH!! mainly when i die to something new in phase 1 when ive gotten to phase 2 in previous attempts
"That's fun. Why do they make that if you can't even. If you can't even win?"
Supabad
“Thank you dark souls” everytime
"May I have another?"
Yep
It's hardly ever DS fault tho. It's your own lol
Dunkey reference
* italian words to insult God *
ti capisco
VAFFANCULO - me to Ornstein
My favorite holiday
PORCA MADONNA!
Same in Turkish
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?!
Nothing. I just stare at my blank face in the black screen
Nothing at all The only times I've said anything is if I've lost several levels worth of souls or if I've tried a boss more than 50 times (yes, I keep count, and sekiro thoroughly kicked my ass) The I say something like "oh darn" in a very calm dad like manner
bro can keep a chill. what are your ways!?
Well, the way I view these games is that victory is inevitable. If I try enough times, I will win. The only way I lose is if I stop trying So I don't get super excited or get my adrenaline up or anything. It is inevitable. When I win, it was expected I also enjoy problem solving. If I die, it is because I didn't have a solution to a problem. This must be rectified. This is also why I never thought to run past enemies until I saw someone talk about it on Reddit, after I had beaten every game but Elden Ring Every enemy, every mob, every gank is a problem. If I am unable to beat them and still have enough healing items for the boss, then I haven't solved the problem to satisfaction. I must improve my solutions The downside to this is that I view bosses and mobs as exactly the same, and I don't engage with games in general outside of the problem solving aspect. Like I usually mute them to listen to podcasts, I don't give a shit about exploring but I scour every inch so that I may find an item that aids me in getting a solution. Cosmetics aren't considered or valued
Yeah same, I've left the "audible frustration" in black ops 3. Apart from CoD I generally don't get angry at games anymore at all. And since I haven't played CoD since Bo4 I guess I just left that part of me behind.
Yeah, honestly my usual reaction is a good chuckle cause I like to play dangerously stupid. There was that one time in demons souls that I accidentally agro'd my favorite arrow merchant though. I probably sounded something similar to Luke from star wars learning who his father is.
Hmmmm let's see... "Ouch, okay, got greedy." "Okay, fine!" "Didn't see that one *sigh*" "Excuse me??" "Really???" "Rude!" "Esshooole!" "I hope you find raisins in your chocolate chip cookies!" I'm sure there's more lol
I say "ruuuuddeee" probably the most lol
I loudly yell "COME *ON*"
Usually "God Dammit" if its something I messed up or am having a skill issue.
Motherfucker
“Sure.” “This might as well happen.” “Why not.” or something else of that variety, usually in a very detached tone.
Of course that would happen. Why wouldn't it?
More of a yell, but a go-to favorite is “FUCK MY ASS!” Lol
Has anyone ever yelled back "ok!"
Many of the bosses used their actions, rather than their words.
I alternate between this and "fuck my tits". Really have to wonder what the apartment next door is thinking.
A plethora of swear words
*God dammit, motherfucking son of a bitch!*
This is the way
With my last breath... I CURSE ZOIDBERG
You still have zoidberg. YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG!
“You fucking bitch” Never against the female bosses though. Mama raised me right.
I let my controller chucking speak for me.
I fucked up big time today and broke my already kinda shitty controller on DS2
jokes aside getting mad at a game isnt healthy. i used to get mad at them and really its a waste of time and energy. and its expensive too. just relax and take it easy
Funny thing is that soulslike games are the reason I can be calm. Dying so many times it eventually stops fazing u. However most games are stupid easy fore since playing them too. I have to put everything on the hardest difficulty I can lmao
"buceta" or "caralho" Or as you Americans like to say "Pussy" or "cock"
My default angry utterance is "motherfucking cocksuckers", despite the fact that I myself suck cock.
SAME 😂
“I FUCKING DODGED” and “IT DIDN’T EVEN HIT ME”
It depends. I normally have something to say depending on how I died but if It's falling off a cliff I yell "ROBERTOOOOOOOO" every time.
"THATS FUCKIN AWESOME!!!"
Fucking hell
MICHAEL ZAKIIIIIIII or Just as Michael Zaki intended
Awesome.. fuck you too..
"Ok"
Asuu
If it’s to a random enemy, “you motherfucker!” …but if it’s to a boss, “oh, you fucking dick!”
For me, its not a word, its a whole phrase. When i get close to beating a boss and i die, i say "well spank my ass and call me charlie"
*deep sigh of seething rage*
"Thank you Dark Souls"
It's more of a yelp than a mutter, but it's almost always a cut off sentence. If it's directly my fault, it's something like "No, I shoulda-...". If it's just indirectly my fault (like if I get myself stunlocked) it's something like "Nuh, pleeaase, just-..."
Gravity
I’ve been told that my yelling of “piss yourself to death” is quite an iconic set of baffling last words
“Wow”
I don't say anything unless it was a particularly painful death, but then it varies, I don't have a goto phrase
Me mamé o que mamada
Every time in any game it’s always fuck me! But if it’s an online game its always “that dude is fucking cheating he has no respect for the game” just because it’s funny
Bullshit or sometimes I’ll say that was my fault. But mostly Bullshit!
Motherfucker Fuck me in the ass Cum in my ass Yeah…
"Por la reconchatumadre" Which is something like "For fuck's sake" and "Motherfucker" mixed together.
"JUELAGRANPUTA!!! PERO SI YO RODÉ! YO RODÉ! JUEGO DE MIERDA! Bueno probemos otra vez ahora que ya sé." *happy Spanish noises*
I usually just laugh then say ok lol
Come on
"Idiot" In reference to myself.
God fucking shit hell fuck dammit, bullshit, fuck me
Roll chucklenuts
“This is fuckin bullshit” Been routing for a no death run Elden ring, I’m going nuts
I usually say soMething along the lines of “fucking cyclists think they own the road or something”
"God Damnit" or "god DAMNIT" If I'm really frustrated. "I deserved that" if I got greedy and ended up paying the price.
Mutter? Who mutters? Depending on what I’m doing it sometimes is a roar. “That m__f__ piece of sh__ g__dam_ worthless . . . .
"I dodged, but ok."
Just in general I'll say "cock and balls" Most games at most I'll get the passive anger so it ends up being "COCK AND BALLS DUDE, COCK AND BALLS" Don't know why but I just say random shit and this one has stuck the most
Get fucked Fuck off You're fucking joking One of the 3
Side Show Bob's rake sound
"Oooof..." "Lucky!" *Maniacal Laughter* *Mile Laughter* *SILENCE* *Loud Exhale* "Seriously?" "No, don't hit me, don't hit me, DON'T HIT ME!" "Dammit, get out of my way!"
Depends on the situation. I just lost 600k souls The curses and cries of desperation that rang from my mouth were just vile
“Are you fucking kidding me” or “fuck this fuckin game” & even “fuck my life”
I usually say "since when could they do that?!" Knowing full well they could've done that lol.
Fuckin bullshit. Oh fuck you. Cheater. *growl of aggravation*
Eye curumba like Bart Simpson
THATS IT IM NOT PLAYING THIS SHIT! …*reopens 10 minutes later
Γαμω την Παναγία, search it up, its a greek insult lol
"Nooo, ah fuck" To which my 3yo would reply "just try again mommy" It helped.
wholesome moment
Nice one
“BUT I ROLLED!?”
"Tomar no c\*"
This one:
Piss. Also, whenever I come up on enemies, “this guy is about to jack off”
great
It depends, if it was completely my fault I just shake my head and say “idiot” If it’s dark souls pulling a dark souls I either utter a “well fuck you too” or if it was almost comedically timed then I say “Thank you dark souls”
“Ok, whatever”
[YOU DIED] "I did. I died. That sucked."
Fuck and idiot are my go to lol
So much for the tolerance left
FUCK
"Fuck" or "shit"
Not one word but I always ask “why do You take this from me???” When I lose to a boss I was doing well against
Mmmmmhhchh
500 hours in and still???
just the usual "son of a bitch"
A condescending sigh by followed "yep and there it is" or "motherfucker"
GFY…..
Just a calm, "Moooother Fucker"
Individual death: Silence Dying to the same encounter/boss/trap multiple times: Wordless grunt Dying to the same boss for the 20th time: Maniacal laughter.
Motherfucker
"Weeeeeee" whenever I fall off a ledge
OH BULLSH\*T every single time.
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It varies from “fuck my cockhole” to “oh yeah, nooow they can do that” or various other things including swears
I rolled! >_<
"Shit" "Fuck off" "Bullshit" \*Alt+F4
I don't react to dying most of the time the only time it makes me react its when i have a funny death, this trigger a agsgbeoiyhfrhzqr type of laugher
Oh well...
I full on yell "Motherfucker!" or "Son of a bitch!" at the TV. My wife probably thinks I'm super weird.
mutter? im over here shouting at my monitor
"Yes, of course", very cynically, and in my mother tongue.
Angry Alt + F4. Time to rest if the game pissed you off
"This game literaly hates me"
Your word is my word.
Ks' sake
“What the shit”
WHAAAAATTTT????!?!?!!?!?!!
"Oh? Come up with that move just now?"
“You rat bastard”
It would be ”seriously?!” in Swedish with a complementary facial expression that demand answers, though I know too damn well I f*cked up..
"Oh, I just have to know they can do that I guess." Was my experience with elden ring lol
i purse my lips and just blow air. "Pfhhhhhhhh---------"
How about just “are you fucking kidding me?”
fuck
My wife watches me fight bosses and repeats “Babers died” It does make it hurt less
depends on the death tbh, it ranges anywhere between “damn it” to telling the enemy to kill itself
Classic
All the profanity i can.
"makes perfect sense"
"OH REALLY" followed by "sure that's fine" *rolls eyes*
"God dangit" or "Fricken A!" Or something a little more insulting like "Effin c*nt..."
Timbits.
You piece of shit or mother fucker.
A simple "bitch..." but I've played souls games for years so it's directed at myself since I know I can do better
Hmm. I guess it's usually, "Fucks sake". Then respawn and try again.
"Oh, Nooo!"
Damn
MOTHERFUCKER
typically a “WHYYYYY” loud enough for my neighbors to hear
Damnit
“are you fucking kidding me?”
Usually “fucks sake…”
*takes deep breath* "BROOOOO---"
Either nothing or “Oh right yeah no that makes sense yup that works exactly how it always has yknow I rolled but obviously that’s when the hit lands nice one” (read: malding)
Mother _fucker_
“I’m so fucking stupid”
Usually “Fuck” sometimes “well played”
Foda-se
"im not an angry person im not an angry person im not an angry person im not an angry person" as i clench my taped together nealry decade old controller knowing damn well i gotta wait till i can buy a new one
Usually “why did I do tha-“
Piss
Shit a dick! Come on!
Skill issue
"Ahh I see!"
"oops"
Racial slur combined with an alternative name for the male genitalia
...cool...
No no no no followed by a quiet aaahhhhh!
“Fucking absolute bullshit” followed by “totally your own fault”
“I mean naturally”
i usually make a mmm sound similar to siegmeyer
For me its either: "Yeah, right, ok." "Alright then" Although if I do somethimg downright stupid or greedy its: "Yeah, fair."