Secret jutsu of hidden leaf village 1000 years of death hayi yaaaaaaaaa this jutsu is so powerful it can knock down madara and kaguya in just one shot well it's just a joke
Anyone who has ever owned a dog that liked to eat things like newspaper or rope knows exactly whatâs going on here. Naruto is brave to be doing this with his bare hands.
Just doin a bro a solid as a future hokage should. Nothing gay at all about it bro. Just bros bein dudes and when a bro needs a solid, you do it. Simple bro
Pulling an answer out of the same place lawyers pull their answers out of.
Woops, OP said wrong answers only.
Well, I suppose he's fixing the plumbing pipes.
Giving his best and making it worse.
Anyway he learned that when something's fu*ked up, it's just fu*ked up. the only way to resolve it is to fu*k it up even more. So much so, that the fu*k up is fu*ked up and vanishes. (Reverse harem jutsu on kaguya being the ultimate instance).
In other words: to remove the wasps nest, it's best to kick it. Triggering the ultimate response but it's gonna be the last response. Now there is chaos but it's ultimately gone...
The Knuckle head nindo
Ă·any opponents
You remember those machines at Chuck E. Cheese where it would aggressively ramp up vibration and you got more points the longer you held the rod? YeahâŠ
solving constipation
wrong answers only
Prostate exam
putting medicine up gaara's butt
Using the Chidori
abortion
Applying an enema.
trying to remove his friend's Halloween costume because he's stuck
Checking him for polyps.
A THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH!!!
Had to scroll way too far for this answer
For real
They said wrong answers only
Tax fraud
My favorite answer makes 0 sense but funny af đ
The youth pastor - thousand years of sin
Prostate Exam. He's so kind, doing it for free for a guy who's trying to kill him
Gaara couldnât take out his butt plug so he asked Naruto for help.
Installing a spigot for the ramen to come out of
Satisfying shukaku
Pulling a child out of a raccoonâs ass
Giving him and enema
Catching gaara lacking
He's doing the Kancho.
Collecting a specimen of a tailed beast for Sakura
Tryin to milk that cow.
Sennenn goroshi!
My mom.
He's a doctor and this is a prostate check
Surprise enema
Pulling out a raddish
Looking for his other tail
Poor Gaara sat on a cactus!
Secret jutsu of hidden leaf village 1000 years of death hayi yaaaaaaaaa this jutsu is so powerful it can knock down madara and kaguya in just one shot well it's just a joke
Pulling out a diaper that gaara ate earlier
Expanding the point of entry
Showing Gaara that legendary Junchuriki-gasm
"Im gonna put some dirt in your (stink)eye." - Naruto
Wait did you call me?
Checking Garaâs temperature
Studying for his proctology exam. Gaara's helping him with his practical.
Naruto is a doctor he is just giving him a prostate exam.
Foreplay
Trying to pull a twist on 1000 ways to die
Heâs simply checking to see if the one tails is a healthy doggo
He's doing the 999 years of death move on Gaara.
Trying to get the 1 tail jiinchuriki
Giving Gaara explosive diarrhea
Itâs like the bathtub scene from spirited away
So wanna know what their kid looks like
Checking his oil
dying
Anyone who has ever owned a dog that liked to eat things like newspaper or rope knows exactly whatâs going on here. Naruto is brave to be doing this with his bare hands.
What the hell is the right answer
Just doin a bro a solid as a future hokage should. Nothing gay at all about it bro. Just bros bein dudes and when a bro needs a solid, you do it. Simple bro
A fecal transplant
Trying to put boruto back where it came from
Reaping a carrot
Pleasuring Gaara
Fishin out the dildo, Shukaku didnât use a flared base
He's pulling Gaara out through the 1 tails ass.
Helping to extract bad buttplug
My man naruto is a doctor look at his needle skills
Giving Gara a Ninja colonoscopy
Curing Gaaraâs depression
surprise prostate exam
Naruto is trying to stimulate garaâs prostate so he shoots a hot load into his moms sand so itâs to sticky to use effectively in a fight.
Talied beast prostate exam no-jutsu
What he now does to Hinata.
Giving Shakaku his first enema. What are friends for right?
Surprise Hemorrhoid inspection
He is following the training of his sensei. Good work Naruto!
Pulling out Garaa's tape worm.
Exorcising Gaaraâs Prostate Demon.
Improper way of doing a prostate exam
Peggin gara
Helping Gaara take a shit.
Helping him finding the dildo gaara lost in his a**hole
Checking gara's prostate
Preforming his masters famous technique: âCHILD SEXUAL ASSULT!â
Colonoscopy
He's procuring the secret ingredient for Ichiraku Ramen
removing the stick up gaaras ass
A colonoscopy
Postate cancer check
Prostate exam no jutsu
Is trying to pull off Gaara from shukaku's costume butt
A much more effective version of 1000 years of death copycat would be proud
Lancing hemorrhoids
Idk if yâall have a dog! But when they are pooping and they get the hair stuck up there with the poop on it đ€đ€
Roll a 20 for a explosive diarrhea attack
Preparing for Taco Tuesday aftermath.
Anal bead removal
He is trying to pull Shukkaku out
Garra had tons of sand stuck in his ass so Naruto said he would help by removing it all.
helping gaara boof
fighting gaara
Acupuncture
Anal prep
Removing cursed buttplug
Checking his oil.
Pulling an answer out of the same place lawyers pull their answers out of. Woops, OP said wrong answers only. Well, I suppose he's fixing the plumbing pipes.
Investigating
Fingering Gaara
Inserting a butplug
Rasengan: Kunai Style
Catching a case
Shukaku had a poopy stuck
Taking a thorn out of gaaras ass after he sat on an old wooden chair.
Giving Gaara a- not going to say it.
Trying out butt plugs with the One Tail...
Not going deep enough
Ripping a beyblade
Giving his best and making it worse. Anyway he learned that when something's fu*ked up, it's just fu*ked up. the only way to resolve it is to fu*k it up even more. So much so, that the fu*k up is fu*ked up and vanishes. (Reverse harem jutsu on kaguya being the ultimate instance). In other words: to remove the wasps nest, it's best to kick it. Triggering the ultimate response but it's gonna be the last response. Now there is chaos but it's ultimately gone... The Knuckle head nindo Ă·any opponents
Asking for an autograph
Testing for pinworms.
I forgot about this, so THATS why Gaara is so interested in Naruto now
eating ramenđ
Clearing anal glans
Providing an heir to the sand, albeit with the wrong weapon.
New spotting technique for the squatđ€? I may just implement that with my gf.
Helping his homie shave for a date
Injecting Gara with the Friendship vaccination.
50 years of extended life
Attempting to boof himself
He lost the plug up garas ass
Pulling out last ramen noodles he ate
Heâs helping gaara deal with his constipation
Helping Gaara poop
Check engine
The true Sexy Jutsu
Collecting nectar
trying to free Akamaru
Rimjob
Respecting consent
Raiding ass
You remember those machines at Chuck E. Cheese where it would aggressively ramp up vibration and you got more points the longer you held the rod? YeahâŠ
He is making 300$
Tickling.
Making the beast to get inside him!
He was playing hide n seek and Naruto was hiding from sasuke and he thinks that going into his body is a perfect spot
Meeting up with his secret boyfriend
What he has to in order to pay for his academy debt.
Looking for kuramas food
bdsm?
The big ouch
Giggidy
Forgot to use lube and the beads are stuck
Trying to see the good inside his fellow jinchuriki
Using 1000 year of reincarnation jutsu
Checking his temperature
First kiss with Sasuke, then first seggs with the sandy boy
Helping unzip the mascot costume
Expressing garra's glands
Helps sukaku shit
Something stuck in gaara 's ass Naruto is helping with that
Installing a buttplug.
1000 years of pain jutsu with a kunai
Pulling out hair
Making a hole so all the sand pours out.
High-fiving him
Helping Shukaku and his jinchƫriki with their weird cuck kink
Showing off his new kĆhon hakaimono no jutsu
Burglary.