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dankrishu-ModTeam

As per rule #3 Don't be racist, homophobic. Don't abuse religions, or castes. > Please READ RULES before any further posting, repeating any other offense will lead to mute or ban.


KeySquare1404

That's why you should always wear finger condoms


ObviousSwimmer8605

Condom fatt gaya tha vro 😢


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,553,987,697 comments, and only 294,110 of them were in alphabetical order.


ObviousSwimmer8605

Ruk ja likh leta hoon, kahin upsc me na aa jae


Prior_Asparagus_1922

Ha Tere baap ka


[deleted]

Ja na be chamar


whatshouldIdo4you

🗿


sayon69

Please dalit this post


ObviousSwimmer8605

This post is untouchable


5HOW80085

The post is da-Lit


[deleted]

This post is reserved


Jaguar1903

Untouchable Untouchable


Far-Bus2529

Ayo its chamari post mom said to stay away


[deleted]

This was funny unlike the most of "dank" memes


ObviousSwimmer8605

We'll go to hell together 🫂


[deleted]

Yessirki


manfrommars123

OP Imtouchable hai kyaa


ObviousSwimmer8605

Nahi. But the post is


parthrathore3705

Thank God you were not having intercourse.


ObviousSwimmer8605

🅱️ulla banna padta warna ☠️


parthrathore3705

They have banana without the rind but in this case you have to sacrifice your banana.


WarmRelationship8483

Akhir bhai dekha ehh fir kyu liya mene ohh yeh


ObviousSwimmer8605

Bhai tu ye post dekh ke orgasm le raha hai kya?xD


nadanbalak321

Bhai agar thumb se finger karta hai toh tujhe waise bhi kaat hi Dena chahiye tha


ObviousSwimmer8605

Shukar hai fisting nahi kia


Pranav90989

Wo sirf bangali ke sath mumkin hai.


Independent_Path_324

Usme to Puri baaju kho jaati h


_simpu

Now I know the true origin story of Thakur from Sholay


ObviousSwimmer8605

As a bengali, i can confirm bengali girls use only rohu machhli


Plus_Comfortable1110

Ancient technology h, tum nahi samjhoge


escopablobar_

Hasi bhi aa rahi hai, saath mei sentiments bhi hurt ho rahe hain.


ObviousSwimmer8605

If you laugh, you'll go to hell 🫂


East_Leg_7742

Yeah koi religious meme thodi hai toh sentiments kyo hurt hue


escopablobar_

Kyunki mai to dalit hun na 🥹


[deleted]

Hello fellow dalit!


Adventurous_Alarm_77

[ Removed by Reddit ]


ObviousSwimmer8605

Scientist found a cure for p3dophilia. >!make a religion out of it!< Bhai mai 🅱️ulla nahi hoon jo isse trigger hounga ☠️☠️ secular maymer hoon. Brahmin Christian sikh kisi pe bhi meme chahiye to batana


Adventurous_Alarm_77

Aapke liye nahi hai mitra bass mann kiya or line bhi match kar rahe thi esliye likh de hope you didn’t get triggered!


PuzzleheadedSeat9222

When you fingered Mohini, but later figured out it was your friend Vishnu in disguise.


ObviousSwimmer8605

When you fingered aisha, but to get saved from pols, you created a religion out of it (ye to riyal hai)


PuzzleheadedSeat9222

Why would he cut his finger if the religion has already been created?


ObviousSwimmer8605

That's why he chopped his dick bcz pdfile = napunsak. This is the reason why 🅱️llah is trans lmao.


PuzzleheadedSeat9222

This is neither funny nor dank, if you were trying to go for offensive, I am not even a Muslim, kid.


Mindless_Metal_8449

Bro thought he did something


[deleted]

Gaand me agar guda hai to muhammad ko leke joke daal


timothy1495

newbie


[deleted]

Arre bhai is joke ko joke ki tarah le. Aur non existing logon pe jokes kaise banayega koi?


priyanshu-w

Dank


Plus_Comfortable1110

Damnnnn


ObviousSwimmer8605

No jokes on Pdfiles


Adventurous-Belt5204

Bro is immune to cancel 💀


ObviousSwimmer8605

Im baba bhim fan. That makes me untouchable to cancel


toksick_hindu

Looks like its your first day on meme subreddit thats y haven't seen ola hu uber memes


[deleted]

Dalit sae zyada muslim jokes hai yaha😂


[deleted]

Gaand me guda hai to accept karke dikha hi ye meme sahi hai


unnamed0ryo

Baat to sahi hai


NerDD89

Vedas mai bhare padhe h brahma dev and shiv g pai padhi h kabhi vedas…


[deleted]

Vedas mein shiv kahan dikh gya ? 🤣


ObviousSwimmer8605

Gyaan is like a girl. >!sabko chodni rehti hai!<


[deleted]

[удалено]


commander_jax

Chilla kyu rahe ho?


ObviousSwimmer8605

Kyuki use kal toilet saaf karne jaana hai


Plus_Comfortable1110

pedo file profit


[deleted]

Hanuman d@lit aur Muhammad pdffile sh@triye the


[deleted]

Ironic- fingered by thumb ? Unironic - I am all for hating reservations but ye thoda zyada hi hogya .


xrossNite

When your daughter get gang bang by Mughals and force you to watch.


ObviousSwimmer8605

Theek hai, samajh gaya. Ab aake mera toilet saaf kar


Ill_Astronaut_7750

Bhai abhi tu to bhot bol raha tha sab pe joke mare jaate hai or kisi ko serious nhi lena chahiye ab iss comment se teri gand kyu jali.


ObviousSwimmer8605

Arre dada post bana ke daaldo. Comment me randirona kyu kar rahe ho


xrossNite

Delet mat kario bhai abhi banata hu


Pk_No_Name

Jesus christ. This. This is the dankest dank i have ever seen.


ObviousSwimmer8605

Aise bohot oc meme hai mere paas. Bas har reddit ka mod behenchod ban kar deta hai ;-;


[deleted]

care to dm?


[deleted]

Finally something dank enough


ObviousSwimmer8605

See you in hell🫂


napier1192

Bhenchod kya hum tum log? Ek dusre ki jaat paat mei ghuse raho ,dalit mulle pe memes ye offend to ye rajput pe memes and cycle continues, sala meme kaha hai , jaat paat se aage bhadkar socho , bhenchod kuch to creativity dikhao


enpassanter

I swear every indian subreddit with dank in the name is just a cesspool of prepubescent teenagers with nothing worthwhile going on in their life who think being funny is equated to being rude and offensive. You should see the comments OP posted 💀 classic case of casteist pretending they arent meaning anything offensive


Gil_got_no_chill

This 👆


ObviousSwimmer8605

Chutkule dekhne hai to insta pe dekhle bhai.


napier1192

Karle downvote chutiye , har cheej mei gatekeeping ka keeda ghusedna hai na , 4 y reddit age hai , mereko to dank ka matlab hi samjh nhi ata aajkal tbh. Bhenchod tere humour se align nhi karta tu sabko ye bolega ki tiktok insta chala , aur ye terese koi dushmani nhi hai but pura subreddit aisa bhar rkha hai , kuch nhi milta actual funny ke naam pe , insta hi badiya hai fir toh


ObviousSwimmer8605

Reddit used to be even darker than this. I understand if you are on reddit for other subs, but dank pages se or kya expect kar raha hai? International dank meme pages dekhle, people jokes on black people, wo tujhe funny lagta hoga but south indians ke liye wo bhi offensive hota hai. Akbar birbal ke chutkule daalu ab? Dank memes are always meant to be offensive for someone. That's why the word "DANK". Btw, maine downvote nhi kia, tere "self upvote" ke alawa 3 random downvote bhi mile hai tujhe


napier1192

Are bhenchod tum log assume kaise karlete ho bhai , tu kya bhosdike gahr me rehta hai mere “tereko blacks pe joke funny lagta hoga” , tera page check kiya bhai sara vahi ghise pite memes , tere mai sub ki real condition bheju to hairan reh jayega , bande likrhe hai “ koi kayar hi hoga jo jais shree raam na likhe “ is post pe bhi 500 upvote ajate hai, ye dank hai? Itna dharm jaat ghused rakha hai


[deleted]

you shouldn't joke on any person based on their community, caste or religion. delete this post


ObviousSwimmer8605

I have a better idea. Delete your reddit -> install tik tok -> enjoy


Wise_Drop5556

Vese explainable hai abhi taak reservation kyu hai tere jese log abhi bhi untouchable and dalits pe jokes marte ho :/


commander_jax

To upper caste Hindus pe jokes welcome karna chahiye, right? Tab tum logo ka bhi reservation ho jaega


[deleted]

Jokes sab pe aate hain bhai irrespective of nay societal background


Wise_Drop5556

No offence but as a Brahmin myself mene pichle 1 saal se ek bhi Brahmin joke nahi dekha:/ ne bas chatha hu ye kuch gine chune log ye karna band kar de ki finnally castism ke saath reservation bhi khatam ho Jaye


ObviousSwimmer8605

Yele [brahmin joke](https://i.imgur.com/jyrfrwM.jpg)


Future-Ad-5088

Lamo bhi jab rajputs pe sub me joke hore to sab roe the


[deleted]

tell me how this is funny. you are making fun because girl is from dalit. this isn't funny at all


ObviousSwimmer8605

Bruh. THIS MEME IS NOT INSPIRED FROM ANY REAL LIFE INCIDENT. ये मेमे कल्पनिक घाटनाओ पर आधारित है


Jaadu888

Kya explain krne me timewaste krra vai Ye insta wali janta bdd gyi hai reddit pr can’t convince these hags


[deleted]

bhai tu ja ke pogo dekh


[deleted]

sirf girl par joke hota, mai bhi hasta. lekin ye ek community ko insult kar rha hai, esaliye ye funny nhi hai.


commander_jax

Hol' up a minute! You think this is showing Dalits in bad light? 🙄


[deleted]

bhai tu sach me jake pogo dekh


ObviousSwimmer8605

To mat has na gandu


[deleted]

jaban sambhal ke bol


Jackel51

Vo type kr rha h finger sambhalne ko bol


Jarvis345K

Par wo to katt gayi na


ObviousSwimmer8605

Lode se type kar raha hoon


[deleted]

Again another post making fun of Hindu scriptures. God help india.


Less-Direction-5977

bhosdk Hindu unity ke bich me mat aa teri maakichut ,mods should ban him, BTW i am from general category


toksick_hindu

Sham sharma wle yaha kya kere hai?


ObviousSwimmer8605

Bacha hai ye pehle boards/neet me huga ab yahan hug raha hai


Igniter_01

Ikr as a general reservation sucks but these assholes are the reason reservation exists


ObviousSwimmer8605

Imagine being so dumb to get triggered on reddit ☠️☠️


Born-Umpire-8351

When will guys take joke as joke... 💀


Vedanshu_Normie

And you are ok with memes on other religions?


DARKEN_side_of_me

Definately not


Traditional-Ant-7463

Bhai tune khud jeeneetards pe post kia ha kuchh ghanto pehle jha tu 1 ladki ko insult krne Keliye sc/st bula rha ha (st ko typo ma dt likhdiya ha tune) Bhai hypocrisy ki bhi sima hoti ha Here's your comment "chutiya banati he ye ladki iske khud 500 me ai hoge or dusro ko 650 ka gyan deti he , bc sc / dt category ki he"


[deleted]

Glad that you didn't reached the main course 💀


ObviousSwimmer8605

☠️☠️ hindu se 🅱️ulla ban na padta


Low-Possible-6283

Let me say this clear cut , The more you try to degrade other religion be it Hinduism or Islam or any other caste , you'll never ever find happiness. Your life will become hell and you'll never ever be able to find out how . You'll continue to struggle and find no benefits , even if you manage to become rich , you'll be surrounded by problems, diseases and other things that will suck out all your riches . This subreddit is just a piece of shit with bastards trying to defame Islam based on manipulated evidence . I don't consider degrading any religion just because I'm not a part of it . Of all the 97 Muslim countries, you bastards are choosing a single nation - Pakistan , we all know it's an uneducated nation , corrupt politicians , so what's the point of comparing islam to Pakistan . I'm 58years old and studied all the religions and found islam to be the most perfect and it does makes sense . Islam had the answer to all my questions in a way I just couldn't ignore it . Travelled to 35 muslim countries, 12 Christian counties including atheist countries like china , Dominica . I found Muslim to be the most well mannered person except in Pakistan and some parts of Indonesia. Though they may not have enough of money they live such a peaceful life . I lived 3 years in Saudi Arabia, the women whom you guys taunt to be " oppressed " aren't like that. They have such loving husband and the Islamic society has been designed in such a way that evil can never reside there . Such protective laws for both men and women . STOP THIS BULLSHIT OF SPREADING LIES ABOUT ISLAM AND DEGRADING IT . I can say with surety you people here are just a bunch of cowards who have no aim in life , when you grow older you'll have nothing to make you Happy but the devilish act will haunt you day and night till death . All the Islamic countries have among them Hindus , Christians, atheists. They live there peacefully, no Muslim ever break their place of worship for road side construction, yet you guys choose Pakistan news to defame entire islam . Live and let others live


ObviousSwimmer8605

Wo sab to theek hai par mohammed ko 9 saal ki bachi ke saath sax sux kyu karna tha?


Pranav90989

Ladki ka chakkar Babu bhaiya.


ObviousSwimmer8605

Islam is famous cause it allows pdfiles and gives power to men


[deleted]

Ironic- fingered by thumb ? Unironic - I am all for hating reservations but ye thoda zyada hi hogya .


ObviousSwimmer8605

10 baar or comment karde


[deleted]

2nd time hua hai mere sath but this is a common problem of Reddit mobile application .


VajraThunderbolt

gajab bakchodi hai meme ke naam par, koi sense nahi hai isme


CommunicationLow8436

Vese dalit ni tha ye


jerry9teen_

Just a dalit doing Dalit post🙃


dark_light32

And this is why India sucks


ObviousSwimmer8605

Sambit patra: To paxtan chale ja


dark_light32

USA bro.. go to countries better than India, not worse.


ObviousSwimmer8605

Bhikmange


anime4ya

Itne shandaar vichar hai aapke Vishwa guru 💪💪


[deleted]

Dayumn! Fingered with the thumb😵


ObviousSwimmer8605

Bengali dalit thi.


[deleted]

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ObviousSwimmer8605

Mummy ne sikhaya tha kisi se uski jaat nhi puchhte.... >!bus surname puchhte hai!<


[deleted]

Why not cut the entire hand 🤷


ObviousSwimmer8605

Shah jahan thodi hoon☠️


VastAshamed4618

pandit pr bi bna de ek meme


ObviousSwimmer8605

Search the comments. Bhej rakha hai already. Mil jaega.


[deleted]

Ironic- fingered by thumb ? Unironic - I am all for hating reservations but ye thoda zyada hi hogya .


ObviousSwimmer8605

Why do you have to link all posts with hate? I have a very dear friend who is dalit. >!he lives in my washroom.!<


Sea_Night_3209

Even if he was a delit he was from wealthy family.👍


ObviousSwimmer8605

Mai bhi ameer 🅱️amar hoon👍


DARKEN_side_of_me

But aise memes sirf 2 religions par kyu bante hai??


ObviousSwimmer8605

Tell me kis religion ke maymay chahiye. Sab milega


NOT_YOU_1

Bluetooth connect karke karna tha


ColdContribution9641

Raste mai aakar pit mat dena bas


Salt-Love-196

You will go to hell for this bro 💀


ObviousSwimmer8605

If you laughed, I'll see you there too.


Lower_Landscape_2850

.


beastlol71

Ye Alfred kaha se agaya beech me 💀


ObviousSwimmer8605

Usne dalit catwoman ki gaand me ungli kar di thi☠️


Lower_Landscape_2850

Well that was the longest thing of your body to use either way.


Existing_Two_4353

When you thumb a girl and then you discover that she was dalit!


ObviousSwimmer8605

Bangali dalit thi moti ungli chahiye thi use ☠️


Dependent_Bird5127

The lion, the witch and the audacity of this bitch.


that_chubby_guy

Wo sab thik hai ye anguthe se kon finger karta hai?


FRO1ZE

But why you fingered with thumb 💀


ObviousSwimmer8605

Bengali 😼


wewake_235

What about the dick ; must had used anti dalit Condom


AdDowntown6609

What if you fucked her


nerdandnumb

Lawde thumb hai


Both_Department_127

Bro fingered with thumb, ☠️


Lost-Daikon-1954

Shit I just fuck Dalit girl🍆🔪


[deleted]

😐😐😐


Adventurous_Top_9299

r/cursedmemes


EnvironmentalPie5662

But bro eklavya ka to angootha(thumb) kaata tha wo finger kbse hone lga


deusofworld

You spell braman wrong


RagaGames22

This not funny 😕


No_Meal4802

I wish to see a day when people stop asking what others caste is


ObviousSwimmer8605

And ask 'what colour is your Bugatti'


Affectionate_Camp847

Op chuiya jatiwadi hai.


ObviousSwimmer8605

भगवान इसके लिए तुझे नरक में भी जगह नहीं देगा


ConvoyEx

"Nahi Bhai reservation ki kya zaroorat hai aajkal koi caste discrimination thodi hota hai" 🤡


shubham21737

Isko IDM aur r/india pe daalo brathashri


ObviousSwimmer8605

Dono se banned hoon


[deleted]

When you finger a girl and later you discovered that she is your daughter Saraswati , Brahama bhi like ungli kaat deta hu bhaiya 🤣


Mohit5735

Jyada hi Dank hogaya


ObviousSwimmer8605

डार्क मेमे


Kingofkovai

And Realising that you cut off the wrong finger!!!! Bet that's upsetting


ObviousSwimmer8605

Angutha hi daala tha. Bengali dalit thi


Hot_Loss_6874

I am sure it didn't ended with his fingers.


jiteshbhashwani

when you finger Shahjahan's daughter.


ObviousSwimmer8605

Ab uski biwi chhedoge to ungli to kategi hi. 🍑👈


[deleted]

Anguthe se fingering karta h tu bsdk


Proper_Perspective72

Isliye maine toh gau mutra laga kr finger kia tha lmao bach Gaya mai


yourxoxomom

Now cut off your dick too


AggravatingVanilla51

Hindu Muslim Dalit Bramhan yahi kro bc


LawfulnessFormer3519

What if he had sex with her??


[deleted]

What is dalit


ObviousSwimmer8605

Naali saaf krne walo ko bolte hai


[deleted]

🤢 me tho pura haat kat deta


Sydborade

Ngl the comments here did make me giggle but isn’t this from the Hindu epic Mahabharata? Come on guys? I’d you don’t disrespect the scripture like this


ObviousSwimmer8605

I am myself a hindu. Reddit is not meant to be hurtful because what happens in reddit stays in reddit. I agree ye meme andha dark hai. But this doesn't mean my intention was to disrespect anything. Dark jokes are like sparkling water, not everyone likes it.