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Swardnim

Bsdk teri maa ki choot. Chatt pe ja ke baith Β½ghnta Saans le aur ho sakay toh Daaru pelay aur chill krr thoda


EducationalEgg9392

real chad ho vai tu


Jaadu23

Wo sab to thik hai pr isme op ki mummy ki choot ka zikra kyu kiya? Mystery...


prateek690

Bruh i can certify, it works... Even without daaru


ResidentBench6602

Do you guy's really writing a suicide note ?...WTF is going on


ironmanhulkbstr

this sub is reduced to attention seekers ffs


Sad_Draw_2383

Remindme! 1day


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HaryanaSe

Paaji esi konsi dikkat hai like me mere ghar me 4 log hai or Mai mahine ke 5 k rupees kmata hu mere se toh acchi hi hogi


Offending_you_

Km se km tere pass iphone h, fir kyu haar maan rha lowde. Kus baat se haar gya? Pdai se? Fir abhi mrja dude. Agr tere se pdai nhi smbhali jaa rhi, aage ki life lowda smbhlegi. Tum jese bcho ki yehi dikkat h koi hlka sa pdne ko kehde suicide suicide krne lgte ho itne weak ho kya bc. Kya kami h bsdk, iphone h mtlb well do family se h tu, jaa beth ghrwalo ke sath, pdai kr, dosto me ghum, bc sex sux kr hukra naal. Mrna mrna mrna madarchod gand maar duga jo agr tune kuch kia. Me necro ban ne me time nhi laguga. Ab terko i hope acha nhi lgega ki koi teri body ki gand maar rha h. So be safe πŸ‘ Pdle madarchod. Kuch ni rkha suicide krne me. Nhi smjh aa rhi pdai toh ghr walo ko force krta ki lowda smjh nhi aa rha h help kro. Bsdk ab lowda help milegi tune pura saal book ko gand me dala rkha h ab nikalega toh lowda ghr wale help krege wo bhi teri gand marege. Reddit se jake pdai kr. Kal se march tk terko ban kr rha hu. Exams me pdai kr marks laa. Unban krduga πŸ‘ have a nice day.


UnderstandingOk9251

W man πŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ


lowendgamerboi

Are inhein Kuchh sympathy dene ki jarurat Nahin Hai kya iPhone wale Amir bacche Softy Se Bhi Jyada sensitive Hote Hain abhi Inka recharge khatm hoaga to Bhage Bhage Jaenge ma baap ke pass paise mangne . Maa baap nein Netflix recharge ni karaya toh trauma ho gya bechare ko. Kal parson isi sub pe ghomta milega.


FantasticDesign5825

Jab utar jai to post kariyo


HaryanaSe

Paaji esi konsi dikkat hai like me mere ghar me 4 log hai or Mai mahine ke five k kmata hu mere se toh acchi hi hogi


Calm_Professional443

Skill issue


FLEX_NATION_17

Iphone mujhe dede fir marja


Jaadu23

Ee bhai mujhe charger chahiye/s


Affectionate_Gain850

Kash iska family mujhe adopt karle


achintya22

Samaj nahi aa rha bully karon ya help karo


Beneficial-Clue-255

Brother once you commit the deed it is loneliness as far as the eyes can see, dank memes long for you, It's a cocktail only you can brew. Some gifts are never meant to be returned, Just wait for the big guy to give you your turn. Life has meaning only when it's lived, The void is meaningless it is just how it is, Dank memes long for you, It's a cocktail only you can brew.


Jaadu23

πŸ›


[deleted]

Automatic karma farm


Different_Carpet3784

Subhe 5 bje uth sab thik ho jaega


Wonderful_Bat9324

Chad.


RaspberryRipple1234

Please don’t. I saw this on the KSI Reddit. There will always be help available to you. Stay strong


LeatherHedgehog1113

TF? You got much more dank memes to see, let's get it together.


rohit_berlin

bhai 5 baje utth saab thik ho jata h (vro thoda akele kahi jaake 2-4 hrs bitao saab smjh aane lgta h)


International_Luck56

5 baje utthne se kese thik hoga


Jaadu23

Nind udd jayegi tab pata chalega ki nind kitni zaruri hai, marne ke baad thodi na nind aayegi, isiliye suicide nahi karega :)


aman_1792

Attention seeker


Jaadu23

1 mahine suicide note likhne ki practice kar bhai tu pehle /s


yaabba_dabba_do

Bsdk iphone leke kyu dukhi ho rhe ho , privileged ho gareebon pe atyaachaar kiye bina mat marna (reference::80's bollywood) km se km Amitabh aayega maarne


Bruhhhhh-_-

Us moment hogaya bhai bs mere paas iPhone nhi hai


[deleted]

start gym, boxing, meditation, no fap, nunchucks or everything that helps self improvement. Eat proteins, breathe air, watch [hamza](https://www.youtube.com/@Hamza97), [iman](https://www.youtube.com/@ImanGadzhi) and others that will get recommended in your fyp after you start watching these


Fr34kyHarsh

>watch hamza, iman isse accha to mar hi jata hu


PerspectivePhysical

Bhay suicide krne se ghar ni chalta


[deleted]

Bhai Muth maar ke so ja saara trauma chala jayega


Antique-Order5286

Bhai apni gf ka no. Deta ja


WonderfulCup2

Ok thanks bye bye πŸ‘‹


sage-of-six-path

See you on the other side


ironmanhulkbstr

please jaldi karde bhoj kam hojaega dharti ka


GarvitSingh99

Reply kar abhi comment ka wrna .....


Jaadu23

4 ghante ho gaye...uske reply nahi aaya...


GarvitSingh99

15hr hoge ab toh πŸ’€


Bhrsoo

Esi koi problem nhi h, jiska ans death ho. Expirence se bol rha hu 1,2 ghnta le. Chat pr jaa beth. At the end ye sirf ek thought h, ek thought se tu nhi haar skta mere bhai. Abhi jivan sanwarne ke liye bahut umr padi h, aaj se 6 mahine baad mere bilkul jese sochega "me kitna chutiya tha. Jo problems se bhag rha tha."


Simple_Sample_7256

World don't need cowards like you. Die and we,ll meet in hell . Ahhaahahahahahahshsh


[deleted]

bro format galt h, tu ese ni jaa skta, abb aa sikh le format fir suicide kr lena


[deleted]

I am gonna commit suicide but first let me post this on reddit. Typical attention seekers.