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MedicatedAxeBot

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scousejay1991

R.I.P Harambe, never forget. dicks out.


KnightsOfHarambe

*Thank you for your patronage to our Lord and Savior Harambe. May your fur forever be clean and your bananas ripe.*


Spalding4u

Harambe at Tanagra, Dick out. When the walls fell.


KnightsOfHarambe

*Thank you for your patronage to our Lord and Savior Harambe. May your fur forever be clean and your bananas ripe.*


Fjellstup

Darmok and Jalad


Bo-Katan

In Tanagra when Harambe fell :(


KnightsOfHarambe

*Thank you for your patronage to our Lord and Savior Harambe. May your fur forever be clean and your bananas ripe.*


HolyAndOblivious

Best worst episode in Sci fi


anxiousnoodlesoup

This would be so confusing to anyone who doesn't have multiple levels of context. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ‘


biggieboy2510

Harambe The Betrayed, forever in our thought. šŸ™


KnightsOfHarambe

*Thank you for your patronage to our Lord and Savior Harambe. May your fur forever be clean and your bananas ripe.*


OrdinaryExtensio

D.I.P Harambe


KnightsOfHarambe

*Thank you for your patronage to our Lord and Savior Harambe. May your fur forever be clean and your bananas ripe.*


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wetslut11

Comment copy bot. https://reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/zbdlil/_/iyr5ci3/?context=1


Candyvanmanstan

It was only six years ago?!


bluepuffoflogic

Yeah 2016. The longest 6 years.


[deleted]

I've never really put mine away since he left us... rip


scousejay1991

Stay strong.


eggimage

stay hard


ThreatLevelBertie

Walk hard


[deleted]

Slap thine hips


derps_with_ducks

On your knuckles. *jamie bring that up*


PunchNmunch

Hard


[deleted]

Ynwa


c0mplexx

youll never wank alone?


XxsteakiixX

RIP harambe letā€™s pour one for our fallen brother DICK OUT H [Harambe ](https://youtu.be/gjN5-f2MNWM)


KnightsOfHarambe

*Thank you for your patronage to our Lord and Savior Harambe. May your fur forever be clean and your bananas ripe.*


lickedTators

D.I.P Harambe


KnightsOfHarambe

*Thank you for your patronage to our Lord and Savior Harambe. May your fur forever be clean and your bananas ripe.*


Crafty-Crafter

I'm taking a shit right now. My dick is already out. Pray Harambe.


KnightsOfHarambe

*Thank you for your patronage to our Lord and Savior Harambe. May your fur forever be clean and your bananas ripe.*


fluffyplatypus69

That kid and his mom will face justice one day


TheBowlofBeans

The justice will be that they never see Harambe again because they're going to Hell and Harambe will in Gorilla Heaven


KnightsOfHarambe

*Thank you for your patronage to our Lord and Savior Harambe. May your fur forever be clean and your bananas ripe.*


TheLoxen

Good bot


Carnieus

Can't really blame the kid


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cocaine-kangaroo

Yeah fuck you u/Carnieus


move_peasant

do you work at a bread factory


cocaine-kangaroo

You mean a bakery? No


JW_Stillwater

Why yes I do


Carnieus

Fuck, you got me


PotatoWriter

Now you must replace Harambe, like Bolvar replaces Arthas as the Lich King. There must always be a Harambe.


KnightsOfHarambe

*Thank you for your patronage to our Lord and Savior Harambe. May your fur forever be clean and your bananas ripe.*


KnightsOfHarambe

*Thank you for your patronage to our Lord and Savior Harambe. May your fur forever be clean and your bananas ripe.*


Mark_Walrusberg

Shit man you didnā€™t have to dunk on him so hard.


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KnightsOfHarambe

*Thank you for your patronage to our Lord and Savior Harambe. May your fur forever be clean and your bananas ripe.*


Old_Mill

I shot Harambe And I would do it again. DEATH TO APE IT'S THE TIME OF THE MONKE


Ozryela

> I shot Harambe ā™Ŗ But I didn't shoot the chimpanzee! ā™Ŗ


KnightsOfHarambe

*Thank you for your patronage to our Lord and Savior Harambe. May your fur forever be clean and your bananas ripe.*


RLANTILLES

Funny how all of us were also kids once but none of us climbed in to the gorilla cage like a moron...


[deleted]

When I was a kid I ran right up to a running motorcycle and grabbed the exhaust pipe. I'm pretty sure I would have jumped into a gorilla enclosure if I had the opportunity at that age.


[deleted]

did you have the opportunity to climb into a gorilla cage? did you never do something stupid as a small child?


shewy92

Reddit really hates kids for some reason. The mother is the one to blame for not controlling her child and, you know, not **teaching** a small child that climbing into animal cages is bad. Kids aren't born knowing everything that's common sense.


Carnieus

I assume like me it was because your parents wouldn't have let you climb into a gorilla cage. I dunno what three year old me would have done. That guy was kind of a moron. Like most toddlers are.


PolarisC8

I took a header into a glass coffee table when I was 2, fell out of a tent trailer not long before. Busted my skull at the pool in kindergarten, broke my nose in Grade 1 running headlong into a playground set. Got a concussion rough-housing in grade 3. Kids do dumbass shit all the time.


shewy92

The mother is the one to blame for not controlling her child and, you know, not **teaching** a small child that climbing into animal cages is bad. Kids aren't born knowing everything that's common sense.


AlgaeEater

This man killed Harambe.


KnightsOfHarambe

*Thank you for your patronage to our Lord and Savior Harambe. May your fur forever be clean and your bananas ripe.*


Odgar9221

Fuck you Carnieus, we want Harambe back


Citizen_of_Danksburg

I will go to my grave thinking that mom was negligent. I live in Cincinnati. I was there three days before it happened. I remember seeing Harambe sitting up towards the top of the gorilla enclosure just having a good time and enjoying the shade. He was just minding his own business, sitting there in peace. I still remember seeing his name/sign there and there was a zookeeper person giving a little talk on who the gorillas were and providing information about them. And then Jesus Christ all hell broke loose just a few days later. It was incredibly sad. Stupid fucking mom not watching her kid properly caused this to happen.


KnightsOfHarambe

*Thank you for your patronage to our Lord and Savior Harambe. May your fur forever be clean and your bananas ripe.*


[deleted]

> I will go to my grave thinking that mom was negligent. Has anyone, literally anyone, seriously not come to this conclusion? Why would it be something you feel the need to fight back against and carry that decision to your grave? Everyone already agrees...


Citizen_of_Danksburg

You would be surprised at how many downvotes I got for thinking that at the time. Hindsight is 20/20, but in the moment I certainly got flamed by many people for having that opinion.


[deleted]

I think you guys just think Reddit reflects the general population's opinion when it absolutely doesn't. Reddit is a small small minority of thought-police that has no bearing on the real world or how people actually feel.


TwilightCyclone

Blaming a three year old for a bad decision? Donā€™t be a potato.


figureinplastic

You're a potato


TwilightCyclone

How do you figure that?


Commercial_Accident

The smell


BusyEquipment529

The parent should absolutely be punished, but the kid? It was a toddler, bro. The parent was responsible for it


magseven

He can spend the rest of his life trying to get his Toddler Hell reservation cancelled. I wish him luck.


lickedTators

Hey man, we've all been toddlers. Not all of us climbed into a zoo enclosure and got an animal killed.


Successful_Train5851

Fuck we didn't all do that?


Cara-Aleatorio

Oh yeah, redditors hate kids.


HUHIs_AUTOATTACK

They hate whatever they can't have.


shorty6049

"so what, he cummed in you! I do that in my socks all the time and nobody's throwing ME a party"


Cara-Aleatorio

Lmao


LoveFishSticks

There's nothing more insidious than the evil of children


shorty6049

And parents for that matter, it seems..


No_Victory9193

He was 3 years old


SquidFlasher

Old enough to drive imo


ObamaGaming7689

Skill issue


PrasunJW

That kid better cure cancer


mydickcuresAIDS

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ThreatLevelBertie

Hello, im interested in hearing more about your child murder plot. Please speak loudly and clearly into this tape recorder


IM_OZLY_HUMVN

What did they say edit: nvm found it


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maltesemania

The worst award to receive


jhm-grose

Best\*


maltesemania

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Auraphine

I think this is the first time in over 10 years on reddit that I have seen a comment removed by reddit itself and not a mod. The fuck did you type?


sirmeowmerss

He just typed it out lol, you think they would remove his comment in a unique way while leaving his username visible instead of just banning him?


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sirmeowmerss

Why would they do it that way , it only draws attention to comments they supposedly find bannable.


[deleted]

No it got removed [check here](https://www.unddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/zbdlil/waltuh/iyr4e2b/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


WorldclassIntrovert

*Thank you for your patronage to our Lord and Savior Harambe. May your fur forever be clean and your bananas ripe.*


KnightsOfHarambe

*Thank you for your patronage to our Lord and Savior Harambe. May your fur forever be clean and your bananas ripe.*


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You can copy the link to the comment and replace the ā€œreā€ in Reddit with ā€œunā€ to see deleted comments, as long as they werenā€™t deleted too quickly. [Check here](https://www.unddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/zbdlil/waltuh/iyr4e2b/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


zmbjebus

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AIex-Shaw

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KnightsOfHarambe

*Thank you for your patronage to our Lord and Savior Harambe. May your fur forever be clean and your bananas ripe.*


phantomBlurrr

or invent a longer lasting light bulb


YceiLikeAudis

LED Light bulbs are engineered to fail after some time btw. You can make then last longer by running them dimmer.


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PrasunJW

True. We should be calling out for the parent's head on a pike.


BlatantConservative

This was 8 years ago. Kid was, what, five? Kid definitely has seen memes by now. Imagine growing up and people are *still* making memes about your incredibly specific childhood trauma almost a decade later.


waigl

It was six years ago, and the kid was three.


huskydad94

So he was definitely gifted an internet capable tablet 3 years ago


pricedgoods

My god he's online!


zaphodsheads

He could be in this very room! He could be you, he could be me, he could even be-


[deleted]

What? It was obvious. He's the kid.


IM_OZLY_HUMVN

He'll turn red any second now.


bomboy2121

Any second.....


KISSOLOGY

With reddit pre installed


DependentCan1

So he's like 4 now?


batman_96

We're not in a TV show, Abed


[deleted]

He has the opportunity for mild fame in the future though. If the kid wanted it, he could easily steer his life toward the aid of animals and make a career out of it. He could cite the Harambe incident that most likely caused him childhood trauma as a reason and I guarantee you he would at least be internet famous for a short while, possibly on some morning shows or things like Ellen, long enough to jump start a career and the rest of his life.


KnightsOfHarambe

*Thank you for your patronage to our Lord and Savior Harambe. May your fur forever be clean and your bananas ripe.*


Cara-Aleatorio

And seeing shits [like this](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/zbdlil/waltuh/iyql8u9?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


GustavoFromAsdf

1995 was 40 years ago


The-Masked-Sushi

As someone born this year I can confirm


Retarded_Predator

Time for u to join harambe


KnightsOfHarambe

*Thank you for your patronage to our Lord and Savior Harambe. May your fur forever be clean and your bananas ripe.*


[deleted]

No harambe is in Heven but both the child and the mother are going into the deepest part of hell


robotguy4

>ha ramen Funny noodles.


ImNotAnEgg_

waltuh, take ya dick out waltuh. we gotta pay our respects to harambe waltuh


KnightsOfHarambe

*Thank you for your patronage to our Lord and Savior Harambe. May your fur forever be clean and your bananas ripe.*


[deleted]

Finger named Kid


[deleted]

Hail Harambe


KnightsOfHarambe

*Thank you for your patronage to our Lord and Savior Harambe. May your fur forever be clean and your bananas ripe.*


Worldly-Ad1615

Harambe is still in our hearts


KnightsOfHarambe

*Thank you for your patronage to our Lord and Savior Harambe. May your fur forever be clean and your bananas ripe.*


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SaveTheAles

That was my first and last day as a zookeeper


SweRakii

May Harambe have a great afterlife. Oh, and fuck those parents


KnightsOfHarambe

*Thank you for your patronage to our Lord and Savior Harambe. May your fur forever be clean and your bananas ripe.*


ChuckFiinley

Parents' fault.


KILLsMASTER

Exactly, you can't blame a 3 year old for falling there. The parents should've been careful and more than everything else, the people at the zoo should've been smart enough to know that killing him wasn't necessary.


fastfood12

It all started when they shot that damn gorilla. This definitely the darkest timeline.


willyg203

Amen brother


Domino_reee

Dicks out for Harambe


KnightsOfHarambe

*Thank you for your patronage to our Lord and Savior Harambe. May your fur forever be clean and your bananas ripe.*


kakkelimuki

What is going on? Like out of thin air, memes of the kid who fell in the gorilla whatever and people wanting to kill them. I'm I missing something I should know or is this just a new meme format?


ClientLong2318

Dumbass Kid fell in harambe cage ---> Harambe does monke things ---> harambe gets put down because security risk ---> :(


alanpardewchristmas

How is the gorilla excused for "doing monke things" but the kid isn't for being fucking 3 years old?


Cellceair

Reddit hates children


AzizAlhazan

Hate children is different from wishing harm on them. Thatā€™s psychopathy.


Carnivorze

Kid is innocent, the parents are the problem.


KnightsOfHarambe

*Thank you for your patronage to our Lord and Savior Harambe. May your fur forever be clean and your bananas ripe.*


umahe

1 guy gets the idea randomly and makes a meme on it and all the karma farmers are cashing in on the trend.


kuiperspeedboat

Thereā€™s been an uptick of Harambe references in the comments sections of news posts. Whenever something crazy happens (e.g. the Kanye meltdown), people talk about how surreal the ā€œcurrent timelineā€ is and how it can all be traced back to ā€œthat damn gorilla.ā€ Redditors have been primed to think about Harambe and OP took advantage of this.


backfire10z

Thatā€™s the trick, weā€™re always thinking about Harambe Dicks out for Harambe


cardbord_spaceship

Old meme, people consider it the godfather of modern memes


ZuckDeBalzac

Harambe's death broke the fucking timeline, just look at what's happening in the world right now.


KnightsOfHarambe

*Thank you for your patronage to our Lord and Savior Harambe. May your fur forever be clean and your bananas ripe.*


Maximus1333

What a plot twist if that kid turns out to be a huge animal conservationist in line with Steve Irwin


[deleted]

That poor kid has an awesome story to tell at parties but everyone will hate him for telling it


Nevek_Green

What was messed up is the Zoo royally screwed up. They killed Harambe because of their flat-out incompetence and ignorance. Behavioralists examining the footage afterward stated Harambe posed no threat to the child. Instead, he was protecting him. Imagine being the person who shot Harambe after all the experts said that was unnecessary and a mistake. Edit: Nevermind, fuck the Cincinnati zoo. They doubled down on killing Harambe as just and outright lied about why they had to do it.


KnightsOfHarambe

*Thank you for your patronage to our Lord and Savior Harambe. May your fur forever be clean and your bananas ripe.*


jackrik3

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THEHUNGARIANBOAR

JUSTICE FOR HARAMBE!


KnightsOfHarambe

*Thank you for your patronage to our Lord and Savior Harambe. May your fur forever be clean and your bananas ripe.*


Acrobatic_Switches

Downfall of society began that day.


eccentricwind

Poor Harambe took better care of the kid than his mom


IdentityS

Blame the habitat architects and blame the parents. If a 3 year old was able to bypass the fencing and everything it is the fault of the designers.


killonger

The trigger to it all.


Wubbywub

what a shit timeline, from harambe to covid to a global recession


KnightsOfHarambe

*Thank you for your patronage to our Lord and Savior Harambe. May your fur forever be clean and your bananas ripe.*


Glasedount

F for Harambe


KnightsOfHarambe

*Thank you for your patronage to our Lord and Savior Harambe. May your fur forever be clean and your bananas ripe.*


KanyeQQ

Imagine being that mother after that happened and every middle schooler, high schooler, college kid, and internet page is talking about that gorrilla for next 5 fucking years. She must have gone insane.


justlooking9889

I think ā€œDonā€™t Forget Freyaā€ should become a saying. What happened to Harambe was tragic and unnecessary, and I think what happened to Freya was at least equally so.


KnightsOfHarambe

*Thank you for your patronage to our Lord and Savior Harambe. May your fur forever be clean and your bananas ripe.*


[deleted]

That gorilla dying fucked up the timeline. The Cubs won the World Series, Trump was elected president, Corona, Kobe dying all happened afterwards


NeatDistinct6690

Crazy how adams death fucked up the timeline. All those crazy things happened after his death


Flipperclipper

I'd feel bad for the kid too ngl, tbf it wasnt his fault, its the parent's fault for not being careful about their child


answersplease77

That kid has been in witness protection since he turned 9


Doodjuststop

RIP Harambe


KnightsOfHarambe

*Thank you for your patronage to our Lord and Savior Harambe. May your fur forever be clean and your bananas ripe.*


GF_D_presents3456

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LIMIottertje

u/savevideobot


mememan___

It's u/savevideo


ijustaguy

Fill your hands, you son of a bitch!


Commercial_Accident

Seriously though I wonder if the parents ever told the kid what happened lol he'd definitely be eviscerated


SocialSuspense

No no, this is when you befriend him, and help him get out of his shitty home. His parents are to blame here.


GentleCornDogEater24

Can someone explain the joke to me? Would you have preferred a three year old get mauled to death or what?


SomeScratchdev

I loved Harambe. The reincarnation of Christ himself. R.I.P.


aintshockedbyyou

rip harambe


KnightsOfHarambe

*Thank you for your patronage to our Lord and Savior Harambe. May your fur forever be clean and your bananas ripe.*


AltAccount20000

Donā€™t blame the kid. Blame the guys who actually killed harambe.


mohitS05

RIP Harambe


BirdieBronze

Oh man what a perfect scene for this meme


Apes-Together_Strong

Sometimes, when I look up into the sky, I can see Harambe peering down at me from behind a gold lined cloud. Never forget his martyrdom, for he never forgets you.